Shitty (Scolipede) (M) @ Mental Herb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 80 HP / 240 Def / 188 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Substitute
- Protect
- Iron Defense

Ass (Smeargle) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Moody
EVs: 20 HP / 252 Def / 236 Spe
Timid Nature
- Baton Pass
- Spore
- Ingrain
- Spectral Thief

Motherfuckin (Drifblim) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 188 HP / 252 Def / 60 SpD / 8 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Minimize
- Substitute
- Defog

Ultimately (Mr. Mime) (F) @ Wiki Berry
Ability: Soundproof
EVs: 204 HP / 244 Def / 32 SpD / 28 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
- Taunt

Excrimental (Vaporeon) (F) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 216 HP / 252 Def / 40 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Aqua Ring
- Acid Armor
- Roar

Lament of a team (Espeon) (F) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 212 Def / 192 SpA / 104 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Stored Power
- Dazzling Gleam
- Substitute