Unforeseen Consequences - Gravity(pt.17)

>You and Luna make the trip to your room, huh you were sure that you spent a few hours in Luna’s garden but you didn’t expect that the sun was already setting.
>And judging by Luna’s reaction she didn’t expect it too “Time certainly flies when you are having fun… we will have to make a detour my child, you’ll take a shower in my room”
“But we almost reach mine”
>Luna shakes her head “I know, but look on the positive side, what you are going to see will impress you to say the least.” She then gently covers you with her hoof and teleports to her room
>Goddamn you fucking hated this, world was spinning and now you felt dizzy.
>Luna takes notice of this and gently rubs your back… this felt…soo…good “”I’m sorry for being so abrupt but I have to take care of my royal duties…”
>You didn’t respond, this felt so good that you were lost in a lulled trance, maybe is because you were a kid, maybe your pony body is more sensitive or maybe both… but what were you sure was that this was heaven
>In your new state of relaxation you start to examine Luna’s room. It was quite big; it had three doors, one you assume for the bathroom, the door to exit the room and another that lead to a balcony.
>Overall the room was pretty empty, it only had the bed, a few candles, a bureau and a quite comfy carpet.
>Luna takes notice of your goofed expression “I see that you find enjoyable to being subject to necking and other expressions of care and love” She continues for a little while before stopping…
“Wha- whyyyyy?”
>Luna giggles and gives you a little wink “I have to keep down all the fondling and petting my child. Otherwise I won’t be able to keep with my royal duties of raising the moon”
>Now that part snaps you out of your little trance. What the fuck did she mean with “raising the moon”?
“Now hold on a minute!”
>Luna is taken aback by your sudden reaction “Yes my little star?” She asks both confused and worried “What is wrong? Do you feel sick?”
>You shake your head, something was wrong but it certainly wasn’t you
“What do you mean with that stuff about raising the moon? The moon orbits the planet, it has its own rotation and translation cycle, there’s no way to raise the moon”
>“Oh so you came to that conclusion?” Luna rubs her chin thinking about something “Maybe your old world worked in a very different way than Equestria but I assure you, I can raise the moon and my sister raises the sun. We can achieve such feats with the help of our magic”
>You raise your eyebrow in disbelief. Sure Discord could teleport across dimensions and both Luna and Celestia allegedly have lived for over a millennia, but storing enough power to move fucking stars at will?
“Even if you could somehow move a body with a mass as huge as a star at DISTANCE nonetheless, there’s too much wrong there. The planet is supposed to orbit the sun not the other way around, the moon is a natural satellite and it orbits the Earth, it all obeys the laws of gravitation!”
>Luna giggles at your completely rational and objective argument “Well I can truly see that your past world works very different from here…” Luna gives you a gentle pat on the head… which kinda annoyed you, it felt so… patronizing.
>”But I can also observe that you are getting quite flustered so allow me to demonstrate that I indeed can raise the moon and thus bring the night” Luna’s horn glows and open the door to her balcony motion you to follow her
>When the two of you get to her balcony the first thing you notice was
“Wow, is quite high here”
>”That is correct; we are atop one of the castle towers you don’t have a problem with that do you?” Luna asks in a concerned tone
>You shake your head
“Not really, but anyway I’m actually eager to see your interpretation of raising the moon, because I’m 100% sure that you didn’t meant it in a literal way”
>Luna takes a little offence at that “Watch your tongue young colt, remember to respect the ponies that are older than you”
>Yeah, yeah whatever just say yes and let’s be over with this
“I’m sorry… mom, but is just that I’m reaaaally eager to see if I’m right or if you can… raise… the moon”
>You tried to say that in a very convincing tone but goddamn it was hard when such bullshit was being thrown around
>”Hmph so you still don’t believe in my words? Fine then be that way! But keep this in mind my child” Luna narrows her eyes and points her hoof at you “It will be I who will feast on the sweet victory over this argument!” She throws her hooves in the air cackling maniacly
>Ok, maybe she was over doing this a little too much
>Luna’s horn begins to glow as she starts to hover. But unlike every other occasion this time the glow was way brighter and warmer…
>Man you really hope that magic wasn’t radioactive, it will suck so much if you get cancer in your first week of being a horse.
>And then…
“No, no… Nononononono IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE!”
>The moon and the celestial vault comes in, perfectly sync in with Luna’s little ascension… No, this is too crazy, even with Discord’s bullshit, even with them being immortals, this is too much
>Luna even makes the moon bounce a little with a head movement. She lands at your side carrying a huge smirk on her face.
>”Ha Ha! This time victory is mine!” Luna couldn’t help to scrub the fact that everything you knew wasn’t valid in this fucking dimension as she raises her hooves in the air and makes a little dance “Look my child! I call this victory dance the… eh… well it doesn’t have a name but you can be sure that is a victory dance!” Luna was ecstatic about her being in the right
>But you… this simply was too goddamn much, even Discord’s bullshit dimensional travel had some explanation, this didn’t, and this broke every hypothesis, every theory and every natural law that existed.
>Luna stops her little dance, taking notice at your complete and utter shock
>”Uhhh… Anon… are you… ok?” She pokes you a little, but that’s enough to make you react
“HOW?!”
>Luna is taken aback by your reaction “What do you mean my child? I already explained to you I have magic that-“
“Oh magic!? That’s right I forgot!? Everything in this place is explained by magic how foolish of me!”
>Your reaction kills any joy on victory that Luna had, making her worried sick about you going bonkers all of the sudden “A-anon please calm down!”
“Calm down? CALM DOWN!? Are you crazy!? Listen! I can accept Discord being able to traverse dimensions, there are several theories to explain that. HELL EVEN THE GUYS DOWNSTAIRS WERE TRYING TO MAKE A FACTUAL EXPERIMENT ABOUT THAT USING A HADRON COLLIDER!”
>Luna gets even more confused but she tries her best to calm you down “Anon! Please, you ne-“
“I can also accept you and Celestia being immortals! Why not! We had a team working on that! I can also accept you being able to understand animals I think another team of pricks were working on some crazy drug for that! But this! ...”
>You angrily point at the moon
“This is so crazy, so out of the realm of possibilities that I simply cannot accept it! Even if you somehow have more power with your magic than us with our entire nuclear arsenal, how come that this movements of the moon haven’t screwed with the ocean tides! Or like with the whole planet I me- ARGH!”
>You are shut up by a literal bucket of cold water
“What was that for?!”
>You turn to Luna but she wasn’t at your side anymore, instead she was hovering above you holding a wood bucket with her hooves… and she wasn’t looking pleased at all
>”First of all it was to calm you down so you could stop whining about how this doesn’t make any sense…” She then lands in front of you and throws you some towels signaling you to enter her room
>“But first I’ll have to ask you to enter the room and dry yourself otherwise you will get sick from the cold”
“But-“
>”NOW!” Aw fuck she wasn’t kidding around.
>You rapidly enter the room and dry yourself. After making sure that you were indeed dry Luna looks at you with a super stern gaze
>”Listen Anon, I do realize that you are not from Equestria, that your world is different from mine but that’s no reason for you to be so impolite and much less to speak to me like that.”
>You take a deep breath, she was right… but still this fucking defied everything you learned. You open your mouth to talk but Luna holds her hoof making you close your mouth again.
>”I do understand that your world might work differently than Equestria in a very fundamental way. I did not understand half of what you said, for example what is a hadron collider?”
“Oh you see is a-“
>Luna holds her hoof again “I’m not done yet young colt. Even when I didn’t understand what that meant I didn’t screamed about you… Yes I’ll repeat myself again, I can raise the moon, Celestia can raise the sun, that’s how things work here and I advise you to get used to that because if you go throwing that kind of tantrums again”
> Luna approaches you, holding her motherly stern gaze ”I will come up with such punishment that the next time you have time to play will be when you have to use a cane to walk, understand?”
>The threat itself wasn’t what scared you, what scared you was having Luna angry at you… she can be really fucking scary
>You slowly nod, accepting your wrong doing
“Y-yes ma’am, I understand”
>Luna’s expression softens at this and gives you a little pat “And the last thing I wanted to say was…” She chuckles to herself “You need to learn to accept defeat my little star, I am willing to bet that Moonlight’s daughter wouldn’t take very well the fact that her little coltfriend is a sore loser”
“We are only friends! We have literally known each other for two days!”
>”Aawww but the two of you look so cute together!” Luna laughs to herself “But seriously my child, don’t go acting like that in front of her, is already bad that you did it in front of me, but it would be quite catastrophic for your friendship with the young Cherrywood.”
>Well, you did know that, women hates whiny faggots, you weren’t a fucking NEET who had no game.
“Yeah, I get it thanks for the advice and…”
>You give Luna a hug, it just felt like the right apology for being such a dickhead… but seriously you need to grab those books that eyebrows gave you and see how fucking bonkers this place truly was.
“I’m sorry for being a jerk… I don’t know what came to me”
>Luna returns the hug, soften completely this time “Apology accepted, but well… now there’s no need for you to take that shower”
>The moment doesn’t last long since your stomach decides to kill the mood by giving a very audible grumble
>Luna giggles at this “My… I didn’t think that you would be so hungry. What do you think if we go and grab something to eat?”
“Heh, I’d love to… eh I don’t know how to go from here to… well where we get food soo lead the way! … Please”
>Luna gives you a mischievous grin “Oh don’t worry, we will arrive to our destination immediately! In fact it will just take a blink of an eye”
>Oh fuck teleporting again
“T-that’s fine! I don’t mind walking! In fact that would help me to-“
>Before you can finish your sentence Luna grabs you and teleports to a big dining hall… Fucking shit you really hated this.
>You try to readjust your vision since everything went spinning again… among the blur you could make out two big forms, one white and the other blue
>”Oh come on! Don’t tell me that you will do that every time you teleport... Girls really don’t dig pushovers, you know” That familiar voice… with those cockish remarks… that was Celestia you’re sure
“Well is not like I’ve done this before you know… I bet that you had problems with your first times too”
>You shake your head and regain your senses and lo and behold, you could see Luna at your side and a very bored Celestia sitting at a small table.
>Luna rolls her eyes at Celestia”Actually when she was first starting to learn the teleportation spell, my sister had this quirk of always teleporting into the wrong places”
> “There was this time when she accidentally teleported inside the Royal Guard bathroom” This certainly made Celestia blush in embarrassment but her sister didn’t notice or care since she was giggling like a school girl.
>”L-Luna! Don’t tell anon about those things!”
>Luna’s laughter increased “Why I should not? This is very funny… for me” Luna continues to laugh at her sister, and it was quite contagious.
>You start laughing too. Celestia huffs and rolls her eyes “Ugh whatever…” She wouldn’t admit, but her face gave away that she was having fun too
>After a few moments of laughter Luna finally speaks “So, how did you manage to balance the numbers of Manehattan problems with cabbages importation?”
>Celestia groans at her sister’s question, looking clearly annoyed “Luna, please… I spent all day with that stuff; just… let’s talk about other topic ok? Like…” Celestia shifts her attention to you, giving her warm, motherly smile “Did you enjoy your day my sunshine? Come and tell me about everything that you learned today”
>”Tell US what he learned” Luna corrects her sister “I still want to know what you two did together with Book Watch!”
>”Luna, don’t forget that we also have to explain Anon about how his academic education will be” Celestia adds in a serious tone
>Aww shit, that’s right school… but eh you were a middle schooler now, give it a few more years and you will be the fucking king of High-School when you teach teenagers how to get alcohol for cheap.
“I think that part goes without saying. I go to school, do my homework, pass the exams and get good grades. Trust me I know how it goes”
>Celestia shakes her head “I’m sorry Anon but that’s not it. You’re our son now so that makes you a prince and as such you will receive a much harder education that regular foals, so starting tomorrow you will commence with your studying regime, and I already got a tutor that will help us to carry with your duties”
“What!? Oh come on!”
>Luna lets out a sigh “I’m afraid my sister is right, my child. And even if you weren’t a prince, remember that you are not originally from Equestria or this dimension for that matter, so it is logical that you would need special education to catch on with subjects such as history and other social subjects”
>”AND don’t forget that you already accepted to be enlisted in my school” Celestia adds to her sister’s point while also adopting a regal pose “And that means that even while you clearly have what it takes to be there in terms of magical potential”
>Celestia stands up and walks towards you holding a stern look on her face “You need to catch on with your future classmates, they do know more than mere levitation spells and let’s be honest… you’re not the most knowledgeable guy when it comes to magical stuff”
“B-but I’m already great at math and physics and-“
>”And you don’t know much or more like nothing at all about magic” Celestia gives you a gentle caress on your cheek to reassure you that everything would be alright “I know that you are incredibly intelligent, and that you have the potential to be a great magical user, but you also need to understand that you need to study harder than most ponies, both to catch on and because from now on you need to become an example for every foal your age”
>God fucking dammit, the fact that you were going to be subject shitty things like art and history makes you less than excited to begin your education anew
>And there’s also the fact that you went through a goddamn PhD at one of the best colleges in the fucking world… but those two… you can’t say no to them
>You open your mouth to speak but you’re interrupted by a very concerned Moonlight who rushes into the dining hall
“Your highness we have a problem!”