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  1. The First Neumono Saint Patrick's Day!
  2. "Polo! There are people not wearing green!"
  3. "This is not a crime. I'm not wearing green. There isn't any green in my uniform."
  4. "Can't you wear a pin or something?
  5. "That would be a dress code violation."
  6.  
  7. The First Neumono New Years!
  8. "No. We already did Christmas."
  9. "But"
  10. "And it's been decades since uplift we've had a lot of new years."
  11.  
  12. The First Neumono Bank Holiday!
  13. "Polo! The banks are closed!"
  14. "This isn't a crime."
  15. "What if the banks all get robbed while they're closed!"
  16. "Banks close all the time without getting robbed."
  17. "POLO SAVE THE BANKS"
  18.  
  19. The First Neumono Easter!
  20. "Polo! The Easter Bunny has been kidnapped!"
  21. "The Easter Bunny isn't real."
  22. "But Az says you have to rescue them anyways."
  23.  
  24. The First Neumono Halloween!
  25. "Polo! The Grinch escaped and stole all the candy!"
  26. "That probably qualifies as a public health service, but I suppose it's also a crime."
  27.  
  28. The First Neumono Thanksgiving!
  29. "Polo! All the [s]turkeys[/s] motons and their eggs have disappeared! You have to get them back in time for people to prepare their feasts!"
  30.  
  31. The First Neumono Boxing Day!
  32. "Polo! Az started a holiday dedicated to a violent televised blood sport!"
  33. "...and criminals are going to ruin it?"
  34. "No Az starting a holiday dedicated to a violent televised blood sport is the problem."
  35.  
  36. The First Neumono Ultrahive Independence Day
  37. "You know, setting off all these fireworks is a lot safer when people have regeneration."
  38. "Polo! Someone has been releasing illegal fireworks that are unsafe by NEUMONO standards!"
  39.  
  40. The First Neumono Parole Day!
  41. "I don't understand why the day Ramella gets out of prison is a holiday."
  42. "Because otherwise the readers won't be able to see your date!"
  43.  
  44. The First Neumono President's Day!
  45. "We don't have a President."
  46. "Polo! The President has been kidnapped!"
  47. "WE DON'T HAVE A PRESIDENT."
  48. "Az says you need to rescue them anyways!"
  49.  
  50. The First Neumono-
  51. "Polo! Do you have to work EVERY Holiday?"
  52. "No I have a lot of unused vacation time actually."
  53. "COME HOME."
  54. "Yes, Rakae."
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