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  1. (9:40:46 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: time travel makes ebay sniping awesome
  2. (9:40:57 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: bit of a snowball effect if the time machines are being sold on ebay though
  3. (9:41:07 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: i came from 1988 to vote for this!
  4. (9:41:08 AM) elitepwnxor: lol
  5. (9:41:11 AM) elitepwnxor: ebay gets dirty
  6. (9:41:17 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: mmm dirty
  7. (9:41:18 AM) elitepwnxor: make note of the winner of an auction
  8. (9:41:28 AM) elitepwnxor: travel back in time to just before they placed their vote
  9. (9:41:39 AM) elitepwnxor: burst through the door yelling "DON'T HIT THAT BUTTOOOON"
  10. (9:41:42 AM) elitepwnxor: and punch them in the face
  11. (9:42:51 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: hehe
  12. (9:43:01 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: but but it's called SNIPING
  13. (9:43:03 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: can't we use a rifle?
  14. (9:43:10 AM) elitepwnxor: you could
  15. (9:43:12 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: or do a sneak-attack?
  16. (9:43:14 AM) elitepwnxor: but hand to hand combat is more fun
  17. (9:43:21 AM) elitepwnxor: with time travel
  18. (9:43:26 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: oh snap
  19. (9:43:29 AM) elitepwnxor: ebay would become a dangerous game of creativity
  20. (9:43:40 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: i want to buy ebay and invent the time machine.
  21. (9:43:43 AM) elitepwnxor: bidders would fortify their homes
  22. (9:43:50 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: order is irrelevant, given context.
  23. (9:43:57 AM) elitepwnxor: but eventually people would figure out that you can travel back in time to before the fortifications
  24. (9:43:59 AM) elitepwnxor: and hide in the closet
  25. (9:44:03 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: hehe
  26. (9:44:12 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: so are these spatio-temporal vehicles?
  27. (9:44:14 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: or just temporal?
  28. (9:44:17 AM) elitepwnxor: so then it would be a matter of preparing to bid
  29. (9:44:22 AM) elitepwnxor: and as you hit the button
  30. (9:44:32 AM) elitepwnxor: being prepared to take on a swarm of competitors in mortal combat
  31. (9:44:43 AM) elitepwnxor: KAAAMMEEEEEE
  32. (9:44:47 AM) elitepwnxor: HAAAAAAAMEEEEEE
  33. (9:44:47 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: why wouldn't you just leave a robot there to hit the button and sneak behind the other bidders who were coming to axe you
  34. (9:44:49 AM) elitepwnxor: BIIIIIIIDO
  35. (9:44:52 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: LOL
  36. (9:45:00 AM) elitepwnxor: that is also a valid strategy
  37. (9:45:02 AM) elitepwnxor: but with time travel
  38. (9:45:05 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: see that bionic squirrel eying you?
  39. (9:45:06 AM) elitepwnxor: they would all know about it already
  40. (9:45:20 AM) elitepwnxor: no matter how much you plan ahead and strategize
  41. (9:45:24 AM) christopherjrichards@mac.com: it wants your paypal account
  42. (9:45:24 AM) elitepwnxor: its going to be a punching match
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