-- nightmarePariah [NP] began pestering naughtyPandora [NP] at 01:31 --
NP1: SⓍ, yⓍu must be this Kate I've heard sⓍ much abⓍut
NP2: And that would make you Kris, my darling?
NP1: Eyup
NP1: AlsⓍ, "my darling"?
NP1: Really?
NP2: What's wrong with that, dear?
NP1: Hehe, yⓍu sⓍund like an Ⓧld lady, Gran Gran
NP1: Rather than the pervy Ⓧld lady turned teenager I was expecting
NP2: Well I never!
NP2: You sound less like the horror show that MY Gran Gran was, and more like a silly little girl that likes to pretend she is!
NP1: YⓍu want tⓍ start sⓍmething, bitch?
NP2: What a mouth you have!
NP1: All the better tⓍ say "bite me" with, yⓍu cunt!
NP2: Say that to my face and I'll find something to put in that dirty mouth of yours!
NP1: GⓍ suck cⓍcks in hell
NP2: Only if you join me, my dear
NP2: >;3
NP1: ...
NP2: ...
NP1: YⓍu're my kind Ⓧf lady, Kate
NP1: Hehehehehe
NP2: Oh I'm so glad you think so, darling!
NP2: You're not that bad yourself, if you catch my drift~
NP1: Ⓧh great, casual incest
NP1: GⓍⓍd dirty Ⓧld lady
NP1: Best Gran Gran
NP2: Ohohohohoho!
NP1: SⓍ, hⓍw are things with yⓍu and yⓍurs?
NP2: Could be better: my Grandpa's dead, and everyone else's Guardian is too.
NP1: I knⓍw that feel, brⓍsis
NP2: And speaking of the others, I believe that your best friend Dani is gearing up to talk to my best friend Drew.
NP1: Yeah, I talked tⓍ Drew earlier tⓍⓍ
NP1: Was even all geared up tⓍ hate the bitch fⓍr hⓍw neglectful she was with Dani in my versiⓍn Ⓧf the universe
NP1: But
NP1: I just cⓍuldn't hate her
NP2: The poor dear HAS been through a lot.
NP2: Honestly, if you were too cruel with her, we may have to have words, my darling.
NP1: I was kind Ⓧf hard Ⓧn her at first
NP1: But that stⓍpped pretty quick
NP1: Much as I wanted tⓍ vent Ⓧn her fⓍr wⓍrrying abⓍut Dani eating dⓍg fⓍⓍd and being left alⓍne fⓍr days at a time
NP2: Oh my
NP1: Dani's sis always seemed neglectful tⓍ me
NP1: But I guess if she's like Drew, she just has a hard time expressing emⓍtiⓍns
NP1: AlsⓍ I dⓍn't think they were very well Ⓧff, financially
NP2: That's quite the contrast from Drew and her Mom
NP1: SⓍ yⓍu're saying Dani was successful in yⓍur 'verse?
NP2: Yes, I am!
NP1: Heh, I knew that derpy little puppy has a lⓍt Ⓧf pⓍtential
NP2: She IS rather aderpable, isn't she?
NP2: I worry about Drew sometimes too
NP2: But I could tell from what she told me that her Mom cared a great deal for her
NP1: Yeah, she tⓍld me that she wⓍrried abⓍut her MⓍm nⓍt knⓍwing hⓍw much she cared abⓍut her back
NP2: This is something of a sad topic, let's change it, shall we?
NP1: Can dⓍ
NP1: SⓍ, what's yⓍur title and shit?
NP2: You mean in SBURB?
NP2: Well, I'm the Witch of Heart!
NP2: Which I hope means that I'm simply ~enchanting~
NP2: Ohohohoho!
NP1: Haha, nice
NP1: And that seems pretty fitting
NP1: Mine is... I'd say Ⓧnly half as fitting
NP1: Hunter Ⓧf Time
NP2: The Hunter part was not a surprise, my dear.
NP1: Yeah, but yⓍu'd think I'd get sⓍmething like "Hunter Ⓧf DⓍⓍm" Ⓧr "Grimdark" Ⓧr "Help help these tentacles are mⓍlesting me!"
NP1: >:3
NP2: Ohohoho!
NP2: True!
NP1: But nⓍpe, instead I'm the Pimp Ⓧf Time
NP1: Time is my bitch and it Ⓧwes me mⓍney
NP2: Might I make service of this time?
NP2: As long as it's being prostituted like this and all.
NP2: >;3
NP1: Hehehehe, sure but it'll cⓍst yⓍu fifty bucks an hⓍur
NP1: Which, cⓍnsidering it's Time yⓍu're fucking, cⓍuld be anywhere frⓍm a minute tⓍ five mⓍnths
NP1: >:3
NP2: It shall be money well spent, I'm certain~
NP1: Ⓧh yeah, befⓍre I fⓍrget
NP1: YⓍu dⓍn't have a fucking bastard Ⓧf a cat that rapes everything that will hⓍld still lⓍng enⓍugh, dⓍ yⓍu?
NP1: Big Ⓧld mangy thing with an ear missing frⓍm trying tⓍ sex up Ⓧn an alligatⓍr and shit?
NP2: Surely you don't mean Streaky?
NP1: I knⓍw the cat's gⓍddamn name I just want tⓍ make sure it dⓍesn't act like the terrⓍr that's currently mⓍunted Ⓧn the first flⓍⓍr Ⓧf my fucking hⓍuse
NP2: Well, my Streaky is just a precious little thing that likes to get his exercise!
NP2: I'm certain your Gran Gran's cat wasn't nearly as bad as you're making him out to be.
NP1: Hrm.
NP1: I'll have tⓍ get a secⓍnd ⓍpiniⓍn Ⓧn this then
NP1: Ah well
NP1: It ain't impⓍrtant
NP1: Talk tⓍ ya later, Kate
NP1: May yⓍu sⓍmeday be swimming in cⓍcks and pussies
NP2: Many roosters and kittens to you too, Kris~
NP2: And also demons to do unspeakable things to them all
NP2: >;3
NP1: >:3
NP1: Hehehehehehehehe, yⓍu knⓍw me sⓍ well~
-- nightmarePariah [NP] ceased pestering naughtyPandora [NP] at 02:08 --