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  1. Amy: A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter.
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  3. Gilbert: Poor guy, killed by pancake batter.
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  5. Amy: Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time.
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  7. Gilbert: Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out.
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