Random favorite pieces from 4chan RGRE

>Bucking women.
>Dont know how good they have it.
>Bunch of stallions willing to do almost anything for them.
>And they have audacity to ignore or even cheat them.
>So what if he isnt 10/10, nopony is you ungrateful whorse.
>They dont know what it's like to have no options.
>They dont know how cold it is when you come home to an empty house.
>They dont know how to work hard just to even get noticed by the opposite sex.
>Probably never do an honest day's work in their lives in fact, just foist it on a poor colt.
>Cant wait until it's my turn at the portal so i can find a man and treat him right.


>ywn welcome a poor peasant mare home after a hard days work
>ywn wash the filth and grime out of her coat.
>ywn feel her turn into a puddle of contentment, as you massage the kinks out of her tired muscles and chase the cold out of her bones.
>ywn hear her murmur that she loves you as she drifts off for a quick nap on your chest.
>ywn see the bags under her eyes melt away as she finally gets the rest she deserves.

>maud:>"Hello, prospective mate, breed an earth mare today.">maud "right now."


Indeed, I'd like to talk about how your waifu inspires, whenever something is physically tough outside, or inside with windows, the sun seems to empower me like a plant, because the warmth I feel feels like celestia laying next to me, I feel baptized in light, like a spell through the sun. Has your waifu ever given you strength in time of need Anons?


>Anon turns down loving pone because he thinks he "isn't good enough" for her.
>This triggers the pretty pink princess
>"How dare you! You'll get loved and you'll like it, young man! And you better love her back or we're gonna have words."


>erf: common-sense, homely, industrious
>birb: impulsive, flighty, direct
>horn: snooty, mannered, intellectual


Earf: down to earth
Pegasus: air heads
Unicorn: nerds


I love the various ways people here portray Cadance. She can be kind and soft-spoken or on the other side, a pushy iron-willed ruler. Either way it's important that she's ALWAYS right, since the whole "love" bit is her specialty. You've drifted towards the latter which lends itself to more humor, and I love humor. Keep it up, writefag.


No, worse. hoof-holding, kissing, loving sex in the missionary position, followed by impregnation and spooning


How long has it been for you anon since your last hug?

Too long, much too long.
I'd be easy pickings in a husbando hunt, I'd freeze up like one of those fainting cats / goats as soon as they made contact.
>The soft fur brushing my bare skin.
>The warmth of their body pressed against mine.
>The gentle yet firm grip as their hooves wrap around me.

>ancient greek anon in RGRE
>MANLY STRONG HANDSOME
>ALSO FLAMINGLY HOMOSEXUAL


Odds are, I wouldn't even have a chance with any of the pones I waifu so I see no harm in waifuing multiple pones that would get better Anons anyways.
>Being this wrong about the concept of waifu.
When the great Hunt is called and mares gallop across the land, the shadow of your heresy will blind them to you, and so shall you be left behind.


> Anon plays around with Sunset Shimmer's computer while she's at work
> He's delighted to find Skyrim on her computer
> Hits continue
> Looks like Sunset is playing as a Nord in very revealing clothing
> Anon starts noticing NPC's in bondage gear
> He moves the character through the marketplace, and one of the female guards stops him, going into a rape animation
> Anon plays some more, then looks at all the mods in the manager
> Sunset comes home to Anon in a loincloth
"Sunset's rim belongs to the Nords."
> She's never been this embarrassed and aroused before