Gamer auntie

>Momster keeps pestering you to visit your lonely auntie

>But both of you are shut ins and would rather play that new mmo especially since you have both of you have teamed with a friend you met online

>Sis, for fuck's sake, do you want to spend all day playing that game when my son comes over?
>I know you mentioned some lad you met there, but come on, he can't be that good for you.
>...
>...wait, what's his nick again?
>Nononono, nothing wrong, never mind.
>...you know what, now that I think about it, that guy you met in the game doesn't sound like a bad guy. Maybe you could meet up with him?

>Both join same raid and use mics
>Anon constantly getting hit on and bribed to give his location for some loot
>Auntie defending him and getting ridiculed by raid members that Anon will never fuck her
>They clear final boss and start arguing over loot distribution
>Over the comms the raid hears moaning and wonders who's it from
>Anon and auntie
>Distinct wet slapping sound can be heard as desperate raid members start whiteknighting for anon and try to get him to come over their house and fuck them

>butthurt Anubis who can't into videya spergs out and throws her headset.
>starts AWOOOOOing bitterly
>she doesn't realize the other players can hear her tantrum
>Yeti and kobold are cackling on the other end

Maybe she should get gud and become an auntie on her own.