YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 56

Mountain forever - 1

SON: Last time, Tamabou, in a mountain climbing fit, took action to transform flat plains into megalopolises.

SON: The flat-chested who were reluctant at first, on account of the looming body measurements, have secretly begun their endeavor.

SON: It was however when the teralos were going to finally tell something crucial to the chuckling Tamabou.

[Hero Club room]

Tou: On a night I had trouble falling asleep... when I finally did, I realized it was a nightmare...

Tou: "Mm~h... Mmh~h..." My body is heavy. I'm experiencing sleep paralysis! It was when I noticed...

Tou: Something was on top of me. "Noooooooooooo!!"

Kar: Ah... Fuu died.

Tou: And when I opened my eyes with difficulty... To my shock! It was in fact my chest...

Tam: Haa~?

Anz/Hin: I relate...

Mit/Suz/Its: Y-You relate...?

Tam: Nyahahahahaha♪ That story was so stupid~!

Hin: This is nothing to laugh at! Our breasts you're so fervent about are heavy objects.

Anz: They make your shoulders stiff! A lot.

Tam: Isn't it just because you read too many books? And that happens since you keep the same posture for a long time.

Anz: I told you, this isn't it! A~h, jeez~.

Tou: As Akamine-san mentioned before, their bouncing around when running is painful. There are also drawbacks.

Tam: You won't make me buy they're that heavy. You're exaggerating.

Wak: No... You're wrong.

Nat: You can't know for sure...

Gin: Wakaba-san, Natsume-san? Woah... They're looking serious.

Tam: What? It's been a while you said anything, Mt. Takao and Mt. Hiyori.

Mt. Takao: In order to find a way to stop your actions, we've done our research...

Mt. Hiyori: On the weight... of mountains.

Suz: There's something wrong with measuring mountain weight and not size. That's so weird.

Tam: Weiiiiiight...!? Fuhiiih! Not fair, not fair, not faiiiir!!

Wak: W-What isn't fair!?

Tam: You weighed them!? With your bare hands!? You held them!? You coped a feel, huh!? You dirty pervert!

Wak: What!?

Hin: That... hasn't happened to me. Wakaba-chan... did you do it with Anzu-san or Tougou-san...?

Wak: Hi-Hinata. You of all people shouldn't fall for this! I looked it up on the internet!

Nat: According to it... Mountains of Tougou or Hinata class weigh about 1kg to 1.5kg...

Gin/Shi/Tam: Eh!?

Nat: What surprised us was... this is only one of them.

Gin/SHI/Tam: One of them!?

SHI: Wooh, the shock swapped us!

Wak: It is to say that they live every day as if they were carrying full large plastic bottles hanging from their neck.

Meb: Y-You must be kidding... Is it that heavy?

Anz: I-I wouldn't go that far myself...

Yum: The numbers have brought to our attention an astonishing truth...

Ren: Hmph. You will now agree that their possession allows for a muscle workout from the comfort of your home.

Kir: Sure is positive~.


Mountain forever - 2

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: One is 1.5kg!? S-So that's what you said while I fainted...

Chi: After only talking about size, I didn't even consider weight...

Hin: Tamako-san. Let me ask you once again. Are they still a good thing and worthy of your jealousy?

Tam: Uh... W-Well...

Aka: That had the opposite effect, it made me want them. They could make for a good muscle training.

Sek: Your opinion's downright weird. And aren't you supposed to hate them because you hate fat?

Aka: You're right. U~m, I'm conflicted.

Wak: I feel ashamed that Hinata had to carry such a burden without me knowing...

Wak: I will be massaging your shoulders every day going forward.

Hin: Thank you! Wakaba-chan, I'd be happy if you were to massage me anywhere you want♪

SHI: .........Hm? Wasn't that line all sorts of insane!?

Yuu: I didn't know Tougou-san was going through something like this either... Sorry.

Tou: Don't worry, Yuuna-chan. It's not something for you to worry about.

Tak: Gun-chan... I'm sorry. About your stiff shoulders...

Chi: I-I'm fine! It's because I play too many games and not because of my chest... I'm okay...

Suz: Waah... She hurt herself so badly and so obviously that I felt the pain too...

Nat: Tamako. If you're so interested in mountains, try living with 2 plastic bottles.

Tam: Geh!? N-No... That would... not be...

Yum: So it appears the longstanding mountain war is reaching its conclusion.

Uta: Good grief...

Its: ...sti-... I...

Aya: Itsuki-chan? W-What's wrong!?

Sum: It's going to hurt your cheeks if you grit your teeth so hard!

Its: <loud>I still want them bigger!!

Anz/Tou/Hin: Eeeh!?

Mit: W-What are you saying, Itsuki-chan!? They said they were extremely heavy!

Fuu: Onee-chan's not going to let this slide. I don't want to see you in pain from carrying something that heavy!

Its: Uu...uh, onee-chan... Even so... I still...

Its: <louder> Want them bigger!!!!

Suz/Sek/Kar: She said it twice!

Kir: This is serious...

Wak/Nat: How could you...


Mountain forever - 3

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: Why!? Itsuki! Why do you want more hardships for yourself..!?

Kar: Itsuki, change your mind! It's impossible for someone of your muscle strength to live with 1.5x2 liters!

Its: ...I understand I can't reach the level of Tougou-senpai through regular efforts.

Its: But if I try hard enough, I could stop at 2 apples, and that would be good enough for me!

Tou: No... Um... I don't make any special effort.

Suz: Besides... 2 apples.

Tam: But you're starting from zero, Itsuki.

Its: You're the one person I don't want to hear that from! But... it's because I have nothing... that...

Its: <louder>I want them, I want them, I want theeeeem!!

Yuu: Waaah!? I never heard Itsuki-chan scream this loud!

Tak: Why do you want them that much?

Its: When onee-chan hugs me, it feels so soft and warm...

Its: So... I think it would be wonderful if I could hug someone like this one day...

Fuu: Who's that someone!?

Kar: That's your problem!?

Tam: Yes... That's right!! Well said, Itsukii! Let's tell those megalos and teralos!

Tam: When you guys hug someone, it's not cold or hard like a water bottle, it's exquisitely soft and warm!

Wak: What!? You're fighting back with arguments from the enemy!?

Nat: She's a true Shisha...

Gin: Ooo-...Oooooh! Exactly, Tamako-san! I love Tougou-san's hugs too!

Tou: Gin!?

Tam: You're finally back, partner! I knew your love for mountains would reach through, Tama's mountain partner!

Yuu: Me too♪ It feels so comfortable when Tougou-san hugs me, it makes me happy♪

Tou: Yu-Yuuna-chan too!? J-Jeez~... You two are such spoiled children♪

Anz/Hin: Tougou-san... has fallen.

Wak/Nat: How... can it be.

Yuu/Tou/Gin: Ehehehehe~♪ / Ufufufu~♪

SON: At this moment... wind blew. No, mountains... moved.

Suz: Cool line but what!?

Kir: Ahahahahaha! That's funny! Real funny! Ahahahahaha!

Its: I'll do it, even if you stop me... I'll do everything I can for those body measurements!

Fuu: Ah... Yes. I won't stop you. Do as you like...

Yuu/Tou/Gin: Ehehehehe~♪ / Ufufufu~♪

Tak: Waah, I'm jealous of Yuuki-chan~♪

Chi: Kuuh... I-Itsuki-san, you're not alone. Let me do my best alongside you.

Its: Chikage-san!

Chi/Its: Ow... Uuuh... .........L-Let's do our best!

Tam: Yes. Devote yourselves♪ Future built-in airbag alliance!


Mountain forever - 4

[After body measurements]

[Hero Club room]

Aya: Mebuki-senpai, please look♪ It says in the notes "Posture got better"♪

Meb: That's great, Aya-chan. Congratulations. I've gained weight because of my muscle intake.

Yuu: Nothing changed for me, but I was praised for my excellent health♪

Fuu: My bust took a full 2cm. My girl power is raising♪

Kar: H-Hhmph. Well, I gained 1cm! In bust I mean! Bust♪

Uta: Mii-chan, you took 1cm? In height? Or bust?

Mit: T-That's a secret... But this result is surely thanks to Doi-san...

Aka: Isn't it unrelated to her? Plus, 1 or 2cm is within the measurement's margin of error.

Nat: As long as everyone is happy. Even if it's a slight change... or a measurement error.

Tam: 1cm may be small, but to a flat-chest it's a huge first step...

Gin: Ooh! So cool, Tamako-san!

Chi: I-It increased... It increased... I thought I was cursed with disappointment.

Chi: It increased... by 0.5cm. Uh...! Even I have the capacity... Uuh.

Tak: Congrats, Gun-chan. I haven't changed one bit like Yuuki-chan♪

Anz: It... grew again... by 4cm. I can't let Tamacchi-senpai know about this.

Hin: Same for me... While I'm short... Such an unbalance is shameful...

Wak: What? Everything that makes you isn't a flaw, it's a part of your charm. Hinata.

Hin: Wa-Wakaba-chan... Haaa♪

Anz: Oh no... so handsome. On the other hand, Tamacchi-senpai...

Tam: Seriously~, you didn't change at all! That's sloppy, you're embarrassing Ehime people.

Suz: You're from Ehime too! And I'm good like this! I don't care!

Ren: Hmph, Miroku has yet again... progressed. I mean in a boing thump boing manner.

Yum: Me as well, ancestor-sama, your meals have given me a miraculously beautiful body!

Kir: I wanna have a more funny body. Like a comically large forehead or tiny legs.

Sek: W-What dumb wish is that... You'll get Tama-chan on your case if you ask too much.

SON: I'm glad everyone seems to be satisfied with their results~. Peace is best~.

Its: E-Everyone... Please listen.

Shi: Itsuki... You're shaking. Are you cold...?

Its: No... I'm so happy... Because... I also got a larger bust!

Tam: Ooh! Way to go, future teralo! Come give Tama a very close hug♪

Tam: Owwwwwww! It's not soft at all! By how much did it grow!?

Its: It's 0.3cm bigger!

Tam: Pft... 0.3! Guess you still have work left until you get yourself those airbags~, nyahahaha!

Its: Uuuh... Tamako-san, you idiooooooot! How about you then!?

Tam: Eh? Tama... From an unbiased standpoint...

Chi: Show me your measurements.

Tam: Aah!

Chi: Oh... Well~, pfft, sorry. From what I can see, everything shrank. I feel bad for you...

Anz/Its/Mit: Eeh!? ...Pft, chuckle.

Tam: Ngigigiiii~~, Chikageee~~. It shouldn't be possible to have so little delicacy! You demon!

Fuu: Look who's talking!! Apologize to Itsuki!!

Tam: Gyaaaaaaaaaah!!

Tou: Yuuna-chan... I got bigger again.

Yuu: Amazing, Tougou-san. It's even much more awesome than before♪

Tam: It's unfair! Don't think this is the end of Tama's love for mountains! Fugyaaah!