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  1. ### Log session started at Mon Mar 11 18:23:56 2013 ###
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  10. [18:24:48] <@MrBlueSky> The bright colors and clear skies of Toad Town call for happy times and carefree days. The capital of the Mushroom Kingdom and homestead of Peach's Castle are a reliable sight for sore eyes, a hub of commerce and politics, and a symbol of peace in the kingdom.
  11. [18:24:58] <@MrBlueSky> That is, assuming you don't work for Head Foreman Asplode.
  12. [18:25:12] BoltVanderhuge [fyrc@sux-DD1BF497.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as HeadForemanAsplode
  13. [18:25:13] <@MrBlueSky> Asplode Construction Enterprises (ACE, for short) has a contract in Toad Town, specifically in the harbor. With the city seeing more and more business and trade, not to mention all the visitors the city gets, the city commissioned to expand the docks of the harbor.
  14. [18:25:28] <@MrBlueSky> An extra dock here, a warehouse or two there. It's certainly a fruitful and helpful endeavor, even requesting the presence of a couple members of the Mushroom Guard to help supervise the project.
  15. [18:25:39] <@MrBlueSky> It'd be done much sooner, though, if the only productive members of Asplode's crew were a Goomba ninja and a giant Koopa serving community service (details are sketchy, but the most constantly thrown-around phrases on the rumor mill are "Chain Chomp," "twenty pies," "hole in the roof," and "rolling pin to the face").
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  18. [18:26:13] TitaniumMan [TitaniumMa@sux-B335ABC7.lightspeed.jcvlfl.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Goomusashi
  19. [18:26:25] SNES [SNES@sux-3BED6F21.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] is now known as Kamin
  20. [18:28:50] HeadForemanAsplode puffs on a stogie that stinks like black powder as he considers the work as a whole. Looks good, looks good... So far. If nobody screws up on the job, at least. He'd rub his stubble on his big, black sphere of a face thoughtfully as he considered his workers... If he had the hands for it. He settles for an exhalation of smoke as he lifts the cigar from his mouth. "So. How's it goin', boys?"
  21. [18:28:54] <Conil> <One of said guard was around right now, even. The toad stood ramroad straight, lance butt set into the ground, in his best parade ground stance. Clad in shining mushroom platemail (even if the helmet's visor did more to cover his cap than his face), he was an intimidating sight! ...For a toad, anyway.>
  22. [18:34:12] <Goomusashi> "It's goin' real well, boss!" Carrying his largest load yet - two whole boards! - Goomusashi strutted towards the currently short end of the docks to hand them off to another crewmember. He had to admit, lifting wasn't his strong suit...but if this project went on any longer, and they needed to vanish fast and escape attention? He'd be ready.
  23. [18:34:13] Kamin is a large red koopa with a spiked shell, bitchin' pair of shades, and a yellow scarf around his neck that now had a nice layer of dirt and soot covering it. He stood near the shore, stroking the top of a large toothed ball that was chained to right arm. "Gwa! Keep your fuse on, Gramps. Chompy's takin' a break."
  24. [18:38:53] <@MrBlueSky> Most of the other members of Asplode's crew are decidedly less proactive than Goomusashi. Some are dipping their toes in the cool, blue water, others are napping atop boxes stored off to the side. Oddly enough, the guards are more concerned with Kamin taking a break than, well, the rest of the crew. One of the guards in his vest and toting his spear shuffles up and pokes Kamin ineffectually in the
  25. [18:39:26] <@MrBlueSky> shell. "Hey, come on! You've still got some hours left on your community service! Get back to work!"
  26. [18:39:51] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Well, ain't that considerate of ya." The bob-omb chews on the cigar for a moment. "Cept... I seems ta recall taking on you, not yer mutt! This ain't a pet park, sweetheart! If yer gonna sit on your koopa doopa, then why doncha chain... Yer..." The bob-omb looks up to the rest of his crew slacking around. "Alright, I got a new job for ya. Yer supervisor now. Go get those other shlubs onto their feet!"
  27. [18:40:07] <HeadForemanAsplode> "That is, if yer as terrifyin' to people as ya are ta pastries!
  28. [18:43:43] Kamin looks at the Toad, and lifts his glasses with his left hand. "Ya' keep poking my shell, I'll knock your cap so hard, you'd think you was paper." The chain chop twisting in his hand and growling at the guard as Kamin looks back to the Bomb-omb with a guffaw. "GWAHAHA! Now you're talkin' gramps!"
  29. [18:44:59] <@MrBlueSky> The guard naturally jumps back at the growling chain chomp but still puts on a brave face. "As long as you know where you are and what you're supposed to do."
  30. [18:45:17] Kamin he stomps over to the dock, tugging the chomp along with him as he gives a roar and slams a foot into the wood. "YA' HEAR THAT YOU LAZY SOGS! I'M IN CHARGE NOW! SO GET TO WORK OR I'LL LET CHOMPY TAKE A BITE!" With a grunt he hefts the chomp by the chain and begins whirling it over his head to drive the point.
  31. [18:46:04] <Conil> <Toadalot marches up alongside the guard, looking over to the other toad and giving him a supportive nod and a quick smile, before his expression turns stern again. He blinks at as Kamin starts whirling the chain chomp, backing up a step.>
  32. [18:47:19] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi jumps a little at Kamin's shout. Backing into the pile of boards he had built next to the end of the docks for use in work, he falls over it with a clatter, on the bokken strapped across his back. "Ooof!"
  33. [18:48:07] <@MrBlueSky> (Coolness check. +1 for swinging Chompy.)
  34. [18:48:14] HeadForemanAsplode steps next to Toadalot, chuckling. "Well, he's got guts, I'll givim that. Fuggeddaboutit. Better fer him to get angry than me... Otherwise, we'll be... Set back." Looking over to the goomba ninja, he sighs. "I wish my men had that guy's work ethic... If not his grace."
  35. [18:50:55] <Kamin> 5d6
  36. [18:50:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Kamin, 5d6: 16 [5d6=4,3,5,1,3]
  37. [18:53:00] <@MrBlueSky> Most of the crew wake up at the hollering in time to see a Chain Chomp being swung like a flail rather precariously. They all promptly catch the hint and scramble from their resting spots, scattering to other corners of the construction sight. It's hard to tell if they're working, but at least they're not being lazy.
  38. [18:54:01] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Har! That'll light a fire under 'em..." The bob-omb walks over to Goomusashi, helping him up. "You alright, kid?"
  39. [18:55:30] <Conil> "...Wow." <Toadalot blurts at seeing the construction crew scatter, before remembering himself and straightening up again. He steps over by Goomusashi with the Head Foreman, looking at him with a touch of concern.>
  40. [18:55:36] <Goomusashi> "Yeah, I'm okay." Goomusashi dusted off his ninja garb with his feet, until the black fabric was dirt-free. "I just got caught by surprise. We ninja are normally a lot more nimble than that."
  41. [18:56:45] <Goomusashi> Not missing a beat, he withdraws a small brochure from behind him and offers it to the toad that wandered over. "Here! You can learn all about us in this brochure, and I can answer all of your ninja questions."
  42. [18:58:26] <@MrBlueSky> "Huh?" The guardsman cocks an eyebrow at the offered brochure. It has a picture of a fierce-looking high-flying Koopa on the front wrapped in ninja garb, swinging a sword and throwing shurikens everywhere, with "WANNA BE AWESOME?" plastered on the front in giant font.
  43. [18:58:47] <@MrBlueSky> "Thanks...I think." He shrugs and stuffs the brochure in his back pocket.
  44. [18:59:16] <Conil> <Toadalot gives a slow blink at the brochure. He looks a little uncertain, if a little curious at the same time.>
  45. [19:04:21] HeadForemanAsplode goes up to the large koopa. "That'll do it. Go ahead and take five. Just five! Then get t'helpin' the ninja. Seems like you two are the only ones I can count on to do any real work today..."
  46. [19:04:45] <HeadForemanAsplode> "You go ahead and break too, Goomusashi."
  47. [19:05:07] <@MrBlueSky> The construction site has picked up with a little extra energy. Boxes are being moved, planks are laid down, and people are shuffling all around. Two Toads are standing around, one leaning on a pickaxe, probably waiting for supplies somewhere.
  48. [19:05:20] <@MrBlueSky> "Hey, you heard about those pirates?"
  49. [19:05:26] <@MrBlueSky> "Huh? What pirates?"
  50. [19:06:04] <@MrBlueSky> "You ain't heard? Supposedly, there's pirates rampaging up 'n' down the coast, and I hear they're heading this way."
  51. [19:06:26] <@MrBlueSky> "Pirates? Hitting Toad Town? Pfft, get outta here."
  52. [19:06:49] <@MrBlueSky> The Toad with the pickaxe looks downcast and begins slinking away, depressed.
  53. [19:06:58] <@MrBlueSky> "Not literally, you idiot!"
  54. [19:07:56] <Conil> <Toadalot glances over to the gossipping toads, and frowns. Pirates? In the Mushroom Kingdom? How brazen of them! He puffs up his chest. Well, they'd get what for, if he ever saw them!>
  55. [19:08:21] <@MrBlueSky> "Huh? Oh. Oh yeah!"
  56. [19:08:27] <HeadForemanAsplode> "...Pirates?! Nobody told me bout no pirates! This is the kind of thing y'gotta know, when you're workin' by the sea! Hey, canned shroom!" He turns to Toadalot. "You better keep a lookout!"
  57. [19:09:35] <Goomusashi> "Don't worry, boss!" Goomusashi pipes up. "If any pirates sail by, I'll take them all out! In a single strike!"
  58. [19:10:17] <@MrBlueSky> "It's just a RUMOR, boss," pickaxe Toad pipes up. "No one's really seen pirates recently, and there's no way they'd every actually hit Toad Town. I mean, c'mon, this is the single most defended city in the kingdom."
  59. [19:10:18] Kamin looks over at the gossiping toads, snapping his fingers which causes a spark. "Hey! Gramps! Ya' said we had five right?" He looks around at the construction workers with a grin. "'Ey! Which of you gits wants to go stomp some pirates?" The chain chomp perking up and hopping around his feet at the prospect of getting to bite at something.
  60. [19:10:28] <Conil> "Aye!" <Toadalot gives a stern tap of the butt of his lance against the ground, with an authoritative 'click'. He steps over near the waters, taking watch. There! That was... A seagull. There, a ship! No, wait, mushroom flag of the kingdom. Aaaaand that's just a rock.
  61. [19:11:02] <@MrBlueSky> The other Toad promptly pipes up, "Yeah, and if pirates DID show up, we'd just throw the boss at 'em! He'd either berate their ship-building or blow the whole thing up in disgust!" Both laugh loud and long.
  62. [19:12:18] <Goomusashi> "Well, by saying that, now you KNOW they're gonna attack! So we have to be super prepared!" His brow furrowed. "Let's see...how would Mario handle a sudden pirate attack...?"
  63. [19:12:21] <@MrBlueSky> The rest of the construction site is much less enthusiastic, if not confused, at Kamin's proposal.
  64. [19:13:22] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Ain't you guys like cobrats and mongooses?" He turns to Kamin. "Woah there, buddy. I'm all for givin' some sea-scum the boot... And..." Very, very slowly, the bob-omb turns around, walking very, very slowly to the toads. "Or maybe I'd see if they were lookin' for a job, y'slugs! Quit lollygaggin' and get back t'work, or I'll throw YOU at 'em when they show up! You're lighter, I'm sure you'd go further!"
  65. [19:13:41] <@MrBlueSky> The other toad guard tries to wave Toadalot back to his side. "Come on, cut it out. If there really were pirates en route, we'd have heard about them by now. You're makin' me nervous."
  66. [19:13:47] <HeadForemanAsplode> "ANYWAY. We're on the clock here. If they come lookin', we'll stomp 'em, but until then, BACK TO WORK."
  67. [19:13:55] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Or break. Whatever!"
  68. [19:14:40] <Goomusashi> "I'm takin' a break!" the ninja shouts, because there's a bento box he's been craving ALL day, and he scuttles off to get to it.
  69. [19:16:04] Kamin gives a guffaw and turns to find a place to sit down. "GWAHAHA! They attack, and I'd be surprised. Bet they'd gone runnin' when they heard I was here."
  70. [19:16:12] <Conil> "Oh. Yeah." <Toadalot looks a little embarassed, shoulders slumping. He steps back over to stand next to his comrade.>
  71. [19:16:45] <@MrBlueSky> A couple explosions promptly sound off at a far corner of the site. KAPOW-POW! They seem to be coming from where the warehouses are being built.
  72. [19:17:57] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi skids to a halt in the midst of his run. "My ninja senses are picking up...the sounds of a really loud explosion!" Wasting no time, he bolts towards the noise.
  73. [19:18:14] <HeadForemanAsplode> "BREAK'S OVER." The foreman rushes to action! "KAMIN, GOOMUSASHI, GET OVER HERE. I don't care if that was pirates or just workplace sloppiness, SOMEONE IS GETTIN' STOMPED."
  74. [19:18:32] <HeadForemanAsplode> "And... HEY, you!" The foreman grabs Toadalot. "You come too! You look like a guy with GUTS."
  75. [19:19:24] <Conil> <Toadalot blinks at the noise, and looks over to Asplode- and gets grabbed.> "Ack! I mean... Yeah!" <He straightens up, putting on a stern expression. Assuming Asplode heads off, he'll march after him and the others.>
  76. [19:22:39] Kamin luckily he hadn't found a place to sit, and just turns and slowly trods off after Gramps, toward the sound of explosions. "We're stompin' something afterall!"
  77. [19:24:41] <@MrBlueSky> The closer the group gets, the louder a bunch of muttering becomes. Eventually rounding a corner behind an erected wall, the group happens upon...
  78. [19:26:43] <@MrBlueSky> ...a pair of Bob-ombs, both wearing worker's headbands and both scowling at a scorhed post stuck in the ground. One of them looks around and spots the bunch heading straight towards them. "Oh, boss! Glad you're here. We were just about to get you. This post is stuck in the ground, and we can't get it unstuck, let alone bomb it out. Think you can bomb this yourself or somethin'?"
  79. [19:28:40] <Conil> <Toadalot tries (badly) to keep his relief at the lack of trouble hidden. He just mills around by the corner, giving the occasional wary glance to Kamin.>
  80. [19:29:28] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Ugh! Why do I gotta do everythin', y'firecrackers! Get back, get back!" Grumbling, the bob-omb walks up to the post, giving it the once-over. An explosion should do it...
  81. [19:29:59] <Conil> <Toadalot bravely takes cover.>
  82. [19:30:16] <HeadForemanAsplode> (So, how do I do this? Roll my power?)
  83. [19:30:16] <Goomusashi> "Hit the dirt!" Gommusashi ninja-tumbles away.
  84. [19:32:08] <HeadForemanAsplode> -r 9#d6 WATCH ME EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
  85. [19:32:15] <HeadForemanAsplode> roll 9#d6
  86. [19:32:25] Kamin jumps stops trundling along, the chain chomp hiding behind his feet as the Bomb-omb gets ready to blow. "Want a light, Gramps!?"
  87. [19:32:29] <HeadForemanAsplode> !roll 9#d6
  88. [19:32:43] <HeadForemanAsplode> roll 9d6
  89. [19:32:43] <DiceMaid-9001> HeadForemanAsplode, 9d6: 41 [9d6=6,6,5,1,6,2,4,6,5]
  90. [19:33:03] HeadForemanAsplode inhales deeply on his cigar, reducing the entire thing to ash. "I'M IN CHARGE HERE!"
  91. [19:34:09] <@MrBlueSky> (Your bomb's power is your Power. I suppose you'd roll it to hit a threshhold to get the post uprooted.)
  92. [19:34:40] <HeadForemanAsplode> (I did power and the +2 from Wrecking Crew, though I'm not sure if that's dice or just a flat thing across all of them)
  93. [19:35:05] <@MrBlueSky> (Unless it says otherwise, assume it's extra dice.)
  94. [19:35:31] <HeadForemanAsplode> (Alright then, I'm pretty sure I did it right then. Seven power and two extra dice)
  95. [19:36:26] <@MrBlueSky> (Remember that out-of-combat, it doesn't cost FP, but at the moment, you can only explode Coolness times.)
  96. [19:37:10] <@MrBlueSky> Not only does the rock of the harbor explode in fantastic fashion, but also the post itself soars high into the sky like a bottle rocket. It's a wonder if it achieves low orbit at that speed. The other two bombs gawk at the post as it disappears in the sky.
  97. [19:37:29] <@MrBlueSky> "...I...don't think that's comin' down," one of the Bob-ombs remarks.
  98. [19:37:54] <@MrBlueSky> "...Nah..."
  99. [19:38:12] HeadForemanAsplode exhales an enormous cloud of smoke. "If anyone's gonna be blowin' anything apart, it's gonne be me, blockknockers! Now quit gawkin' and get back t'work, unless y'wanna go up for a closer look at how high it went!"
  100. [19:38:31] <Goomusashi> "Posts in space!" Goomusashi whispered in awe, gaping at the sky.
  101. [19:38:46] Kamin walks over and gives the Bomb-omb a smack on the back. "GWAHA! Glad you can still explode, worried you were too old to light for a second there, Gramps!"
  102. [19:39:05] <@MrBlueSky> Almost on cue, a loud SPLOOSH resounds, as if something crashed into the harbor itself. The Bob-ombs immediately take that as a cue to get out of there, to "see if it actually came down," and the two bombs bolt.
  103. [19:39:09] <Conil> "...Cooooool..." <Toadalot murmurs, staring upwards after the improv rocket post.>
  104. [19:40:48] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi swallows, then looks at the boss. "...can I still be on break?"
  105. [19:41:04] <HeadForemanAsplode> "My fuse ain't that damp, pup! Phew." Sitting down on the ground, he takes out a lunchbox and peeks at his sandwich. "...Dangit. Wife skimped on the black powder again. Dang quacks... Ain't no such thing as too much black powder!"
  106. [19:41:10] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Yeah, sure, kid."
  107. [19:41:39] <@MrBlueSky> The thought occurs to Asplode that he'll have to fill in the harbor's rock surface after that display of bomb prowess, as there's a nasty looking divot in the ground now.
  108. [19:41:52] <Goomusashi> "Thanks!" The ninja ninja-runs off again to enjoy that bento box.
  109. [19:42:37] <HeadForemanAsplode> "...Well, maybe sometimes there is..." He looks at the hole, blinking. "Maybe they can put some dirt there and plant a tree. People like trees, right?"
  110. [19:44:38] Kamin scratches his head before sliding his hand down to lift his sunglasses for a better look at the divot. "...Fill it with water, call it a kiddy pool? 'Bout the right size for a toad, too."
  111. [19:45:31] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Oooh. A fountain! People LOVE fountains."
  112. [19:48:08] <Conil> "A garden?" <Toadalot suggests tenatively.>
  113. [19:48:51] <@MrBlueSky> There's a loud whistling sound that grows louder and louder by the second. Rather spontaneously, the ground explodes again right in front of Asplode and Kamin right square in the divot. The explosion is much larger than the bombs of the previous workers, though, and it was fairly certain no one else was in that back corner. Asplode, Kamin and Toadalot promptly go flying.
  114. [19:49:05] <HeadForemanAsplode> "MY SAMMICH!"
  115. [19:49:15] <@MrBlueSky> "PIIIIRAAAATES!" the other Toad guard hollers over the din.
  116. [19:49:45] <Conil> <Toadalot gives a long scream as he soars through the air.>
  117. [19:50:34] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi eagerly dips his chopsticks to the contents of his bento box, just as the sound of ANOTHER explosion goes off, and the shout of PIRATES! fills the air. "Oh, come ON!" he snaps, setting down his box and bolting towards the scene. In the air...was that the boss?!
  118. [19:51:26] <HeadForemanAsplode> "RASSAFRASSIN' GADDUMMIT FRICKAFRACKIN'"
  119. [19:56:16] Kamin [SNES@sux-3BED6F21.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout
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  121. [20:47:27] Kamin is sent flying in the air with a gwaha! He's a koopa, he's not meant to fly.
  122. [20:51:05] <@MrBlueSky> More explosions rock the harbor, sending other works scrambling for cover and a couple extra guards charging into the harbor. The other guard already present is watching the seas and spots a ship a fair ways off. "Is that...?"
  123. [20:52:18] <Goomusashi> "PIRATES!" Goomusashi shouts, pointing towards the ocean with his bokken. "I KNEW YOU JINXED IT!"
  124. [20:53:37] <@MrBlueSky> "Not that! That part's obvious now. I think I recognize that jolly roger, though..."
  125. [20:54:46] <Conil> <Toadalot crashes into a pile of crates. Thankfully, they're empty, and he groggily climbs out. He shakes it off remarkably fast for a toad though, not just due to his armor.> "Report then!" <He cries at the other toad guard, hefting his lance as he runs up and peers at the ship.>
  126. [20:59:47] <@MrBlueSky> "Yeah, there's no mistaking it! That's the jolly roger of the SS Tea Cup! It's Captain Syrup and her Brown Sugar Pirates!"
  127. [21:01:48] <@MrBlueSky> "Don'tcha mean Black Sugar Pirates?" another guard pipes up after arriving on the scene.
  128. [21:01:54] <@MrBlueSky> "Wh-whatever! You get my point!"
  129. [21:02:16] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi's eyes widened to maximum goomba limits. "The Black Sugar Pirates?! HERE?" He leapt forward, and brandished his bokken. "No pirate's going to ruin all the hard work I did on this dock! Stand back, I'll take 'em on!"
  130. [21:02:19] <Conil> "We'll fight 'em off whoever they are!" <Toadalot declares, waving his lance above his head.>
  131. [21:02:43] Kamin flips for a moment and then lands hard on the dock with a crash, breaking half way through before hoisting himself out with a grunt. "GWAHA! As long as they don't fight like a Toad! I've been wantin' a break from all this grunt work."
  132. [21:07:57] <HeadForemanAsplode> "...Grugh... My... Head...!" Asplode rubs his lucky hardhat. "Workplace safety is NUMBER ONE. Remember that, you lugs!"
  133. [21:08:12] <HeadForemanAsplode> "And the number one way to make this workplace safe again is to TRASH THAT FLOTSAM."
  134. [21:09:08] <@MrBlueSky> "They're trying to soften us up with bombar--" *BOOM!* "--with bombardment before they actually land. Odds are good this could be a diversion, though. The pirates might be striking elsewhere in Toad Town if they're as clever as I hear they are."
  135. [21:10:29] <@MrBlueSky> The guard whirls on "Toadalot! I need you and Foreman Asplode's crew to keep an eye on the Tea Cup, see if anyone is coming ashore. The rest of us are going to secure the rest of the city and the castle. Got it?"
  136. [21:11:00] <Conil> <Toadalot gives a salute to the guard with his lance.> "Yes sir! Consider it done sir!"
  137. [21:14:23] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Alright, you lugs! LOOK SHARP! SHOW 'EM YOUR GUTS POSE!" Asplode pulls out another cigar and lights it, puffing like a train. "Those of you who don't wanna fight, go play lookout or somethin'! See if there's anything among the construction equipment you can use! And if you run, YER FIRED."
  138. [21:14:33] <HeadForemanAsplode> "OUT OF A CANNON. INTO THEIR SHIP."
  139. [21:15:29] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi can't help but perspire a little, imagining himself hurtling towards a pirate ship at full speed. He wasn't going to run...but the imagery...scary.
  140. [21:16:42] Kamin heads to the edge of the dock and raises his sunglasses, checking how close the ship is to them.
  141. [21:17:44] <@MrBlueSky> "Come on, men! We got a city to protect! Let's go!" The impromptu brigade of guardstoads file out of the harbor back into the city proper, leaving Asplode's crew, Toadalot and Kamin to eye the ship of one of the most feared pirate crews in the Mushroom Kingdom. Their cannons are still firing. Most splash harmlessly in the water, but there's still the rare explosion on impact with the docks.
  142. [21:18:17] <@MrBlueSky> In fact, an errant cannonball obliterates Asplode's newly built dock, leaving it in shards of wood and rock.
  143. [21:18:39] <Conil> <Toadalot ducks behind some cover, peering cautiously out behind one of the standing walls, watching the ship. And looking around the construction yard for anything useful, as Asplode said.>
  144. [21:18:59] <HeadForemanAsplode> "..."
  145. [21:19:29] <HeadForemanAsplode> "...I'm gonna make the new dock with bits from their ship."
  146. [21:19:52] <Goomusashi> "What a bunch of jerks!" Goomusashi growls. "HEY!" he suddenly shouts at the pirate ship. "QUIT FIRING CANNONS AND COME FIGHT LIKE BIG GOOMBAS!"
  147. [21:23:14] <Aoko> [>> $*.thisisnotatrueending.com] NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
  148. [21:26:34] <@MrBlueSky> "Oh, I assure you," a sultry female voice calls out, "my men fight much better than 'big Goombas' like you clearly aren't." The voice is clear and coming from one of the nearby rooftops. A woman decked in purple corsair garb and bandana smiles a devilish grin, one leg dangling over the other whilst looking down upon the destruction.
  149. [21:26:35] Kamin is blasted by bits of dock when it explodes, standing there watching for a moment. Exhaling, he raised a fist and shook it out toward the ship. "'EY! YOU COULDA SCUFFED MY GLASSES! GET OVER HERE SO I CAN STOMP YA!" His chomp pacing back and forth barking.
  150. [21:26:44] <@MrBlueSky> "Afternoon boys. Looking for me?"
  151. [21:27:41] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi whirled around towards the voice. "You-!"
  152. [21:27:58] <Conil> "You!" <Toadalot points his lance at the woman.> "You're under arrest for piracy and wanton destruction!"
  153. [21:28:57] Kamin points toward the woman. "Yeah! Get down here and apologize! Maybe I'll go easy on ya' and let ya' be a minion if ya' do!"
  154. [21:29:51] <HeadForemanAsplode> "You! You and your mooks are gonna help me make my new dock, or I'm gonna blow your ship apart for lumber, you, you..." The bob-omb looks a little flummoxed for a moment. "Hot momma! Lookit dem gams!"
  155. [21:30:55] <Conil> "..." <Toadalot pauses, glancing sidelong at Asplode even as he holds the lance steadily aimed at the woman, some of the wind suddenly taken from his sails.>
  156. [21:31:14] <Kamin> "'Ey Gramps! Kick her butt first, kidnap second! GWAHAHA!"
  157. [21:31:46] HeadForemanAsplode looks at Toadalot. "What? Just cause I've already ordered offa the menu, don't mean I can't keep lookin' at the pictures."
  158. [21:32:58] HeadForemanAsplode then wolf whistles at Syrup. With a cigar in his mouth. BECAUSE.
  159. [21:33:54] <@MrBlueSky> "Minion? To you? Pffffffffffffffthahahahahahaha. Never mind that Captain Maple Syrup bows to no one, but what makes you think you could lead anyone yourself? I'll bet your little doggy isn't even housetrained." Red eyes turn to the fully-armored Toad. "As for you, my dear boy scout, I'm afraid I can't do that. Girl's gotta protect her freedom and all. Besides, you couldn't catch me if you tried."
  160. [21:35:25] <Goomusashi> "I bet he could catch you while you're ASLEEP!" With a grunt, Goomusashi reared back and lashed forward, launching one of his trademark pocket bombs towards the pirate, a little number wrapped in hard grass with powder clenched inside.
  161. [21:35:25] <DiceMaid-9001> 40/m/mom's basement
  162. [21:36:56] <@MrBlueSky> "Not that I have anything against your fine city. It's a very nice place, and your princess is VERY fetching, I'll admit. But that's neither here nor there. BOYS!" A bunch of sordid elements -- ducks and Goombas all in stereotypical pirate attire and swinging cutlasses -- promptly jump out of the water and surround the four. Others jump up and are promptly jumped upon by a spare member of
  163. [21:38:22] <@MrBlueSky> Asplode's crew. "Show these fine men what happens to those who cross the Black Sugar Pirates." Her thumb draws across her throat before throwing a pointed thumbs-down.
  164. [21:38:26] <@MrBlueSky> "Sink 'em."
  165. [21:39:19] Kamin stomps his foot with a roar. "HAH! Shows what you know, Lady. I'm going to be the right hand of Bowser!" He adjusts his sunglasses, letting out a puff of fire in her direction. "I'm hot stuff, gonna burn you away!"
  166. [21:40:14] <Conil> "Not going to happen!" <Toadalot throws a quick pose as he readies for battle against the pirate mob.> "For the Mushroom Kingdom! CHARGE!"
  167. [21:40:27] HeadForemanAsplode pulls out a huge hammer from seemingly nowhere. "Gentlemen. Did you happen ta see, perhaps, a wooden post flying through the air before you got here?"
  168. [21:40:31] <HeadForemanAsplode> "That was me."
  169. [21:50:08] <Goomusashi> roll 3d6 Init
  170. [21:50:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Goomusashi, Init: 9 [3d6=5,3,1]
  171. [21:50:08] <Conil> roll 2d6
  172. [21:50:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Conil, 2d6: 9 [2d6=4,5]
  173. [21:50:08] <Kamin> 1d6 Init
  174. [21:50:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Kamin, Init: 5 [1d6=5]
  175. [21:51:22] <@MrBlueSky> 8d6 Initiative for the 8 goons (they all have 1 Speed)
  176. [21:51:23] <DiceMaid-9001> MrBlueSky, Initiative for the 8 goons (they all have 1 Speed): 28 [8d6=5,4,2,5,1,6,1,4]
  177. [21:55:40] <Goomusashi> roll 6d6 Snooze Bomb
  178. [21:55:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Goomusashi, Snooze Bomb: 16 [6d6=2,2,4,2,5,1]
  179. [22:01:55] <HeadForemanAsplode> roll 1d6 Initiative
  180. [22:01:56] <DiceMaid-9001> HeadForemanAsplode, Initiative: 1 [1d6=1]
  181. [22:02:00] <HeadForemanAsplode> yaaay I'm late
  182. [22:02:15] <@MrBlueSky> 10d6
  183. [22:02:16] <DiceMaid-9001> MrBlueSky, 10d6: 35 [10d6=4,5,1,3,3,1,2,6,6,4]
  184. [22:06:11] <@MrBlueSky> An admirable effort by Goomusashi (not to mention a heck of an arm), but the Snooze Bomb sails past Syrup's head and off beyond her. "I'm a machinist, but I'm not that oblivious, sugar. Good aim, though. I may have to be careful."
  185. [22:07:45] <Conil> <Toadalot levels his lance at the pirates, shuffles his feet a bit as he winds up, and then charges straight into their midst!>
  186. [22:08:15] <Goomusashi> "Grrrr...I'll get you later! For now..." The goomba ninja whirls around, and aims with his bokken. "I'll let it rip on these guys!"
  187. [22:11:32] <Conil> roll CHARGE! 6d6
  188. [22:11:45] <Conil> roll 6d6
  189. [22:11:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Conil, 6d6: 19 [6d6=2,1,5,2,4,5]
  190. [22:13:58] <@MrBlueSky> 3d6 three dodges
  191. [22:13:59] <DiceMaid-9001> MrBlueSky, three dodges: 7 [3d6=1,3,3]
  192. [22:16:49] <@MrBlueSky> "DUWAAAH!" "GYAAH!" "Well, that smarts." The three ducks all go flying after Toadalot plows into the trio like a bowling ball, sending them crashing into the waters of the harbor.
  193. [22:20:49] Kamin plods over and raises a hand, it bursting into flame as he brings it down into one of the pirates.
  194. [22:21:20] <Kamin> 8d6
  195. [22:21:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Kamin, 8d6: 34 [8d6=5,6,5,3,6,1,5,3]
  196. [22:23:48] <@MrBlueSky> The goomba pirate squishes into the ground as the burning knuckles bounce off his dome. He immediately rebounds into his original shape, springing off the harbor into the water below.
  197. [22:24:18] Kamin turns to the rest of the pirates with a laugh. "GWAHAHA! And that'll happen to the rest of ya' too!"
  198. [22:29:28] <@MrBlueSky> Two of the ducks finally catch their feet beneath them and spur themselves on into action. One of them jumps on the Goomba (what nerve does he have trying to attack the boss like that?!), while the other jumps at the giant Koopa (he made Gavin the Squatty go squish!), both swinging their cutlass high over their head!
  199. [22:30:03] <@MrBlueSky> 8d6 two melee attacks (four apiece)
  200. [22:30:04] <DiceMaid-9001> MrBlueSky, two melee attacks (four apiece): 25 [8d6=4,1,5,3,4,2,1,5]
  201. [22:31:37] DiceMaid-9001 [DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74] is now known as RichterBelmont
  202. [22:31:49] RichterBelmont [DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74] is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  203. [22:32:12] <Goomusashi> roll 7d6 Counterattack
  204. [22:32:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Goomusashi, Counterattack: 27 [7d6=2,5,5,4,1,5,5]
  205. [22:32:37] <Kamin> 8d6 CounterPAUNCH!
  206. [22:32:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Kamin, CounterPAUNCH!: 19 [8d6=3,1,2,1,6,1,1,4]
  207. [22:34:22] <Goomusashi> With expert ninja skill and quickness, Goomusashi swings his bokken just as the pirate duck attacks. His speed is superior - the edge of his bokken smacks first across the duck's chest with a resounding WACK!
  208. [22:37:08] <@MrBlueSky> Kamin's scaled fist catches on the duck's cutlass. The tough scaly skin means the duck can't break through, but the cutlass's position prevents a proper reprisal from the upstart Koopa. After a bit of work, the cutlass is freed and the duck retreats next to his friends.
  209. [22:44:29] HeadForemanAsplode takes his hammer, winds up... "I'll show you what happens to punks who mess up MY PROJECTS!"
  210. [22:44:47] <HeadForemanAsplode> roll 7d6
  211. [22:44:48] <DiceMaid-9001> HeadForemanAsplode, 7d6: 23 [7d6=5,2,4,4,2,1,5]
  212. [22:45:03] <HeadForemanAsplode> roll 1d6
  213. [22:45:03] <DiceMaid-9001> HeadForemanAsplode, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
  214. [22:46:28] <HeadForemanAsplode> roll 2d6 Pointless attempt to injure Syrup's pride
  215. [22:46:28] <DiceMaid-9001> HeadForemanAsplode, Pointless attempt to injure Syrup's pride: 7 [2d6=5,2]
  216. [22:47:29] <@MrBlueSky> The pirate Goomba serves as a serviceable baseball, soaring through the air with admirable aerodynamics. Odds are good the poor guy would smack Captain Syrup square in her nose
  217. [22:47:33] <@MrBlueSky> -- if she were still there.
  218. [22:48:00] <@MrBlueSky> Syrup has vanished, leaving the poor pirate to sail deeper into Toad Town proper, disappearing behind the wall.
  219. [22:48:37] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Hmm.... When I was a young man, I used to be able to make 'em go 'TING'. Well, everyone gets old, I guess."
  220. [22:52:52] <Goomusashi> Concentrating on his opponent, blasted by by his counter-swing, Goomusashi brings his bokken to his side and rushes past the pirate duck, sweeping out in a quick cutting attack.
  221. [22:52:58] <Goomusashi> roll 7d6 Power
  222. [22:52:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Goomusashi, Power: 26 [7d6=6,2,4,5,4,3,2]
  223. [22:54:45] <@MrBlueSky> The duck goes sailing into the harbor. The last pirate duck, realizing the situation, suddenly grows nervous, eyes darting between the four.
  224. [22:55:46] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Y'know, since you ruined my sandwich, I think I could go for... Some roast duck."
  225. [22:55:58] <Conil> "Surrender yourself to arrest immediately!" <Toadalot yells at the last duck, branishing his lance.>
  226. [22:56:31] <Conil> roll 4d6
  227. [22:56:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Conil, 4d6: 18 [4d6=3,6,4,5]
  228. [22:56:35] <Goomusashi> "All right, you jerk." Goomusashi glared at the final pirate. "What's Syrup's plan? Tell me or I'll beat you up!"
  229. [22:56:51] Kamin blows a puff of fire in it's direction, raising a hand and taunting it to attack. "Think ya' got left behind. Come on."
  230. [22:57:20] <@MrBlueSky> Duck looks left.
  231. [22:57:24] <@MrBlueSky> Duck looks right.
  232. [22:57:28] <@MrBlueSky> Duck looks left again.
  233. [22:57:31] <@MrBlueSky> Duck looks up.
  234. [22:57:36] <@MrBlueSky> Duck looks down.
  235. [22:57:43] <@MrBlueSky> Duck looks right.
  236. [22:57:47] <@MrBlueSky> Duck jumps off the pier.
  237. [22:58:04] <Goomusashi> "YOU'D BETTER RUN!" the ninja shouts, shaking his bokken angrily.
  238. [22:58:07] <Conil> "...Okay, I'll take it." <Toadalot mutters.>
  239. [23:01:47] <@MrBlueSky> There's no more explosions ringing out, and the noise of combat has quieted down, as the rest of the pirates have been beaten back by Asplode's crew. The pirates are either jumping in the water or running into the town to be picked up by the now-mobilized Mushroom Guard. Syrup is conspicuously absent.
  240. [23:02:12] <@MrBlueSky> At least until she calls out from the liferaft she's sailing away on, powered by two Goombas with oars.
  241. [23:03:48] <HeadForemanAsplode> "We wanna go after her? We're on break, after all."
  242. [23:03:48] <@MrBlueSky> "Nicely done, heroes," she calls out. "I'm impressed. For the capital of the kingdom, I wasn't sure there'd be such potent resistance. At least I know what I'm up against next time I come to visit. I'll be sure to tell your princess to put on a pot of tea for me next time!" She waves casually as she sails out to the SS Tea Cup.
  243. [23:03:58] <@MrBlueSky> "Bon voyage~!"
  244. [23:04:20] HeadForemanAsplode goes over to the stack of lumber, and detonates.
  245. [23:04:31] <HeadForemanAsplode> roll 9d6 A little going away present.
  246. [23:04:31] <DiceMaid-9001> HeadForemanAsplode, A little going away present.: 33 [9d6=4,4,5,1,2,4,4,4,5]
  247. [23:04:36] <Goomusashi> "Don't forget your PARTING GIFT!" Goomusashi shouted, and adamant as ever, he hurls yet another Snooze Bomb at the retreating pirate.
  248. [23:04:44] <Goomusashi> roll 6d6 Snooze Bomb
  249. [23:04:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Goomusashi, Snooze Bomb: 18 [6d6=5,1,2,1,3,6]
  250. [23:06:20] <@MrBlueSky> Unfortunately, Goomusashi's arm isn't that good, and the bomb plunks harmlessly into the water several meters away.
  251. [23:08:09] <@MrBlueSky> An errant piece of lumber, however, impales itself square in the middle of the liferaft, sending the two Goombas jostling into the water and Syrup grasping for stability. The boat very casually sinks into the ocean. Syrup, all the more indignant and to her credit, goes down grinning.
  252. [23:08:21] <@MrBlueSky> At least before she freestyle-swims away.
  253. [23:09:27] <Kamin> "Hah! Determined, ain't she?"
  254. [23:09:37] <Conil> "And be sure to tell the rest of your criminal friends what happened when you tangled with the Mushroom Kingdom!" <Toadalot yells at the top of his lungs, waving his lance angrily.>
  255. [23:09:41] <HeadForemanAsplode> "I'll take that as a moral victory. Doesn't fix my dock, though."
  256. [23:09:53] <@MrBlueSky> The rest of the Mushroom Guard runs back into the harbor, surveying the damage. "We heard combat. What happened?"
  257. [23:10:23] <Goomusashi> "Captain Syrup attacked us with goons but we ninja-whooped their butts!"
  258. [23:10:32] <Conil> "A bunch of their goons landed here!" <Toadalot points at the ship.> "We showed 'em back out!"
  259. [23:11:30] Kamin flicks the air, creating a spark. "GWAHAH! Lucky I was here. Buncha runts woulda gotten whupped otherwise."
  260. [23:11:42] <@MrBlueSky> "It really was Captain Maple Syrup? You saw her?"
  261. [23:12:50] <HeadForemanAsplode> "She's swimming back to her ship right now, yeah."
  262. [23:13:09] <@MrBlueSky> "...Swimming?"
  263. [23:13:23] <Goomusashi> "The boss sank her boat!"
  264. [23:13:37] HeadForemanAsplode gestures to the burnt spot where the pile of wood used to be. "All it takes is ingenuity. Ingenuity and GUTS."
  265. [23:13:49] <HeadForemanAsplode> "And ample lumber. By the way, Goomusashi, I'm gonna need a new load of lumber."
  266. [23:14:43] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi sighs, realizing the whole morning's work was effectively wasted. "Coming right up, boss..."
  267. [23:15:21] <HeadForemanAsplode> "I'll help ya with it."
  268. [23:16:04] <Goomusashi> His expression brightened up. "Thanks!"
  269. [23:17:26] <@MrBlueSky> "What do we do about the rest of the harbor? It's trashed!" The toad sighs, exasperated at the sight of the pockmarked harbor.
  270. [23:18:44] <HeadForemanAsplode> "There should be some troublemakers still floating around... I know I sent one sailing over the wall. Press gang 'em."
  271. [23:20:45] <@MrBlueSky> "That's an idea, I suppose. We'll have to round them up and process them first. As for you, though..." The toad scratches the back of his head and grins sheepishly.
  272. [23:21:00] <@MrBlueSky> "What's say I convince the princess to get you guys a new contract?"
  273. [23:22:01] <Goomusashi> "Does the princess also need ninjas?" Goomusashi whips out a brochure. "Because my clan's services are on sale for a limited time!"
  274. [23:22:01] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Sounds good to me... What do you guys think?"
  275. [23:22:03] <Kamin> "Too bad I'm done. Any of you runts wanna try and stop me?"
  276. [23:22:55] <@MrBlueSky> Seven spears come down to point at Kamin's belly.
  277. [23:23:10] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Hold on, hold on. Lemme talk to 'im."
  278. [23:23:24] <@MrBlueSky> "Despite your valiant show of protecting the kingdom," the toad starts, "you're still technically under Mushroom custody."
  279. [23:23:51] <@MrBlueSky> "At least unless we talk to our boss and explain your heroics."
  280. [23:24:20] Kamin sighs and adjusts his sunglasses. "Yeah, see. There's a problem with that..."
  281. [23:24:24] HeadForemanAsplode leans in to Kamin. "Listen, pal. I like your moxie. So howsabout this. You play ball... And we'll see about a hook-up with some... Other contacts."
  282. [23:24:26] <@MrBlueSky> "A Koopa Troopa bein' heroic!" one of Asplode's Bob-ombs pipes up. "HA! Ain't that somethin'? You gettin' soft, Kamin?"
  283. [23:24:39] <Conil> <Toadalot eyes Kamin, gripping his lance.>
  284. [23:24:42] HeadForemanAsplode leans in really close. "You think Peach is the only one who needs work done on castles, kid?"
  285. [23:25:30] <Kamin> "Can't let 'em ruin my reputation, Gramps."
  286. [23:27:36] <HeadForemanAsplode> "What I am intimating to you is that I am a strictly moral agnostic insofar as my work goes and have at times done business with certain customers who may be large, have green, spiked shells, horns, and red hair. And breath fire."
  287. [23:29:06] Kamin [SNES@sux-C28C5242.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout
  288. [23:33:04] Kamin [SNES@sux-3BED6F21.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] has joined #SMRPGIC
  289. [23:35:02] Kamin shakes his head, giving an annoyed puff of flame close to the Bomb-omb. "Then do somethin' about these runts trying to make me a hero."
  290. [23:35:48] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Valiant? Whaddya talkin' about, valiant? Did you see that guy's eyes when he was squashin' that pirate? That wasn't heroism, gents. That was malice."
  291. [23:36:09] <HeadForemanAsplode> "It just happened to be a pirate he was doin' it to."
  292. [23:37:07] <Kamin> "GWAHAHA! Jus' lucky I don't dice to squash all of ya'. I ain't gonna feel as nice in the future."
  293. [23:37:08] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Next, it could be you... Or you... Or..." He turns to Toadalot. "You! I think I'm gonna want this guy with us. So he can keep a close eye on this clearly dangerous criminal."
  294. [23:37:25] <Kamin> (( *Decide ))
  295. [23:37:37] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Yeah... This guy! Who exhibited valor above and beyond the call of duty and all that."
  296. [23:37:50] <Conil> <Toadalot rubs the back of his cap, shuffling his feet.> "I, uh..."
  297. [23:37:54] <@MrBlueSky> "Yeabuhhuh?"
  298. [23:38:12] <Goomusashi> "Boss, what're you doing?" Goomusashi asks.
  299. [23:38:28] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Shiftin' the focus, kid. Shiftin' the focus."
  300. [23:40:30] <Conil> <Toadalot looks to Goomusashi and the other toads, an odd and confused expression on his face as he jerks a thumb at Kamin and Asplode.>
  301. [23:40:58] Kamin [SNES@sux-3BED6F21.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] has quit IRC: Connection reset by peer
  302. [23:41:03] Kamin [SNES@sux-3BED6F21.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] has joined #SMRPGIC
  303. [23:41:27] <HeadForemanAsplode> "Yeah, this guy, who was both fightin' the pirates and keepin' an eye on this other guy at the same time. That guy."
  304. [23:41:36] <HeadForemanAsplode> "...Any of youse got a problem with that?"
  305. [23:41:52] <Goomusashi> Goomusashi straightens up. "No, boss!"
  306. [23:42:59] <@MrBlueSky> "...We'd have to talk to our commanding officer about something like that. Besides, if Kamin's community service hours are relaxed, he's basically free to go, as long as he doesn't make another mess."
  307. [23:44:27] <HeadForemanAsplode> "You do that."
  308. [23:44:41] HeadForemanAsplode puffs on his cigar. "That said, I appreciate your generous offer, and would like ta hear more."
  309. [23:46:03] Kamin coughs and mutters "Until next time." under his breath, turning and dragging his chain chomp away at the peak of her chain, it trying to gnash the toads. "Runts think they're all that. Bah!" Whispering to Asplode. "Owe ya' one, Gramps."
  310. [23:47:20] HeadForemanAsplode just grins.
  311. [23:47:29] DiceMaid-9001 [DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74] is now known as RichterBelmont
  312. [23:47:54] RichterBelmont [DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74] is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  313. [23:48:49] <Conil> <Toadalot... Well, he either can't hear the whispers, or is just declining to speak up.>
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