Deadmeat Chronicles: Other Herds

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are exploring the new park you have found.
>You are looking for a good hidey hole and a good place to get and store nummies.
>You are making your way along a sidewalk running from trash can to trash can with Haze and two earth fluffies in tow.
>You have run up to trash can and started to hit its side.
>Haze and the other two fluffies truddle next to you, “Smawty am *huff* fas fwuffy… *huff*”
>You inspect the trash can, “We make bye bye bawks go ofer!”
>You start to push and hit the side of the trash can.
>The others start to ram the side with you and shortly the can topples.
>You pull the lid off and start to rummage inside it.
>You find some apple cores and a left over half eaten hamburger.
>You eat the hamburger while letting the others eat the apple cores.
>After quick nummies you take off again.
>You truddle along the sidewalk until you see a two legged monster coming.
>You look around and see a group of bushes.
>You run to where they are and hide in the middle of them.
>The other fluffies catch up to you huffing.
>They lay down gasping for breath as you look out across the park.
>Haze staggers up and starts to look around, “Nuu smeww pwetty! Bad fwuffies!”
>You look at Haze and see him staring at the bushes behind you.
>You walk over as Haze takes his place next to you and you look under a bush.
>You see the hooves of fluffy ponies hiding behind the leaves.
>You swat at the leaves, “Nyu fwens? Wan pway?”
>You hear shuffling inside the bush, ”Nuu! Bad fwuufies see fwuffies!”
>A unicorn fluffy comes stomping out making you back up with two fluffies at his side, “Dis smawty wand! Yoo go way!”
>The fluffy starts to puff its cheeks when Haze steps forward and hits the smarty on the side of his head knocking him down.
>”Hee hee hee! Hase gif owies fo smawty!”
>The smarty grabs his nose, “Wahhhh! Bad fwuffy gif smawty owies!”
>The other two fluffies start to shake and fall down, “Nuuu! Munsta fwuffy!”
>You stomp as you and Haze say, “Nuu am munsta!”, at the same time.
>You glance at Haze who starts to stand over the smarty.
>He is gazing down with a cute smile on his face, “Smawty wan hase gif twoat cwunshies?”
>The two fluffies behind the smarty start to cry and hug each other.
>The smarty looks up in fear, “Pwease nuu owies… pwease kee munsta fwuffy way…”
>You stomp, “Yoo bad fwuffies! Ask fwuffies pway an fwuffies gif meanies!”
>The smarty looks at you and starts crying, “Pwease… smawty sowwy… wan pway? Fwuffies pway wif munsta smawty!”
>You stomp again, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
>The two hugging crying fluffy make scaredy poopies and wail.
>Haze puts his hoof on the smarties horn and forces his head sideways on the ground.
>Your other two fluffies huddle back staring at you and Haze.
>The downed smarty look at you with fear in his eyes, “…smawty pway wif munsta smawty… if munsta smawty wan…”
>”Pwease…  nuu owwies…”, he covers his eyes and you see tears stream down his face.
>You stare down at the crying smarty.
>The only sound is of crying fluffies.
>After a minute you start to speak, “Deadmeat nuu wan fwuffy pway wif Deadmeat if fwuffy nuu wan pway…”
>Haze giggles and looks at you wagging his tail, “Gif owwies fo smawty?”
>You look at the fluffies, they are no threat.
>You look at Haze, “Nuu, wet bad fwuffy go bye bye.”
>Haze looks at you puzzled, “Gif nuu owwies? Nuu twoat cwunshies?”
>”Smawty nuu stwong smawty?”, you hear one of the fluffies behind you.
>You turn and stomp, “Nuu nee gif owwies! Dey weak fwuffy!”
>The two fluffies behind you grab each other and start to shake.
>Haze raises his hoof and strides next to you, “Otay smawty!”
>He looks at the smarty with a shocked look on his face.
>”Noa bad smawty can twy gif mo owwies den Hase gif wots owwies!”, he sits with a huge smile on his face staring at the foreign herd members.
>The smarty stands with his legs shaking, “Munsta fwuffy… am wif munsta smawty…. HEWP! Saf smawty!”
>He turns and runs off with his two member herd running after him.
>You snort at their leaving.
>You turn and see a few more two legged monsters.
>One of the fluffies following you looks out, “Daddeh…. DADDEH!”
>He truddles out from the bush before you can nip him.
>He charges straight for the sidewalk.
>You start to charge after him but he gets too close to the two legged monsters.
>You run back to the bushes where the other fluffies lay.
>”Fwuffy wan daddeh…” the other one mutters.
>You boop him, “Mustas nuu be fwuffy daddeh! Onwy fwuffy be fwuffy daddeh!”
>He looks up at you hurt, “Nuu! Daddeh be daddeh! Why smawty say dey munstas?”
>You boop him again, “Nuu be dum dum fwuffy!”
>Haze lays down and looks out, “Hase wan daddeh…”
>He cries out when you boop him.
>The fluffy finally makes it to the sidewalk and starts to jump around with the two legged monsters.
>”Daddeh! Daddeh! Fwuffy am hewe daddeh! Daddeh! Daddeh!”
>One of the two legged monsters looks down, “I am not your fucking daddy!”
>He kicks the fluffy off the sidewalk onto the grass.
>The fluffy lays for a second then gets back up and walks to the sidewalk again, “Fwuffy am sowwy daddeh. Nuu be bad fwuffy nuu mo. Pwease take fwuffy back daddeh.”
>He wonders between the monsters.
>Finally another one looks at the fluffy, “You need a daddy big guy?”
>The fluffy squeals happily, “DADDEH! Fwuffy wook fo yoo daddeh! Fwuffy wub daddeh!”
>”Fwuffy fin daddeh… wan daddeh too…”
>Haze shuffles looking out, “Hase am happy… fwuffy fin daddeh…”
>The monster steps out into the grass, “Come here big guy!”
>The monster stands with his arms crossed and a big smile on his face.
>The fluffy has tears of joy flowing from his eyes, “Fwuffy am happy daddeh!... pwease ge’ fwuffy.”
>He twaddles in front of the monster with a huge smile on his face.
>The fluffy sits back with its tail wagging and raises his forelegs waiting for the monster to pick him up.
>The monster quickly raises his foot and stomps down on the fluffy’s head.
>The fluffy lets out a small yelp as the monster gives stomp after stomp until the fluffy stops moving.
>He bends down and picks it up.
>”Sorry big guy, but no daddies for you today.”
>He walks to a bye bye box and drops the body into it, “At least you went quick.”
>The monster starts to walk away.
>You find yourself muttering, “Aww munsta am bad…”
>You look around and decide it is safe to move.
>You start to walk off with Haze and the other fluffy in tow.
>You run from tree to tree and to bushes scouting the area.
>You walk for a bit and hear giggling.
>You walk off in the direction of the giggling.
>You walk upon three fluffies running in circles.
>You walk up, “Nyu fwen? Wan pway?”
>One turns and looks at you, “Ahhh! Munsta!”
>It turns and runs away.
>You stomp, “Deadmeat nuu-“
>You feel a fluffy grab your neck and hug, “Yay! Nyu fwens! Wan pway?”
>Haze looks at the two remaining fluffies puzzled, “Fwuffies wan pway?”
>The fluffy behind you wags its tail tentatively and starts to smile.
>You hug the fluffy back, “Yay! Fwens! Pway hide an’ wook!”
>You and the other fluffies start to lie down and take turns covering your eyes and looking at each other.
>Haze starts to giggle again, “Hase… Hase haf funsies!”
>A fluffy lies in front of you giggling and covers his eyes.
>He uncovers them saying, “Fwuffy see yoo!”
>You run in a small circle laughing then you  lie down and cover your eyes.
>”Deadmeat weady fin fwuffy! Tee hee hee!”
>You uncover your eyes and see a large orange unicorn fluffy with a blue mane standing in front of you.
>”Deadmeat see yoo!” You jump up and start to spin.
>The orange unicorn looks at you, “Why yoo in smawty wand?”
>You stop and look at the orange unicorn.
>You realize he wasn’t one of the fluffies you started playing with.
>He is standing in front of you with four large earth fluffies behind him.
>He is looking at you with a puzzled look on his face.
>”Yoo wook wike fwuffy… bu’ yoo nuu wook wike fwuffy.”
>Haze trots up and starts to tickle the orange unicorn, “Hase gif tickwes! Haf fun!”
>The orange unicorn leaps in the air giggling, “Heeheeheehee! Nuu tickwle! Heeheehee! Nuu gif smawty! Hee hee!”
>He turns and sees Haze and suddenly leaps away, “WHAAA! Bad fwuffy! Go way!”
>He stomps and puffs his cheeks at Haze.
>The four fluffies behind him quickly surround Haze.
>They start stomping and puffing their cheeks.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”, “Yoo nuu stay!”, “Go way! Noa!”
>You run past them beside Haze, “Fwen am gud fwuffy! Yoo go way!”
>You get your feet apart and make sparklies while starting to puff your cheeks.
>You look at your other fluffy, “Come to smawty! Noa!”
>Haze starts to stomp, “Am gud fwuffy! Nuu meanie fwuffy! Weave Hase wone! NNnnnnnnnn!”
>Your other fluffy sees the conflict growing and sees a fight getting ready to start.
>He starts to shake and fall down, “Fwuffy nuu wan owies…. Pwease nuu owies!”
>The surrounding fluffies start to stomp and nervously step in toward you and Haze.
>The orange fluffy stomps, “Smawty nuu say owies!”
>The four fluffies look at surprise at their smarty, “Bu’ he bad fwuffy!”
>The orange fluffy looks at his fluffies, “Yoo bad fwuffies! Nuu be meanies!”
>He steps away from you and Haze staring at the two of you.
>One fluffy starts to stomp furiously, “Nuu! Dat bad bad bad fwuffy! Fwuffy gif no wakies fwens!”
>Haze giggles slightly and looks around, ”Wha… wha smawty wan Hase do?”
>The orange fluffy looks at Hase, “Yoo go way!”
>Haze snaps back, “Yoo nuu Hase smawty!”
>You look at the orange unicorn, “Hase wif Deadmeat hewd…”
>The orange fluffy takes a step back again, “Yoo am smawty?”
>The fluffies you were playing with truddle up to the orange smarty, “Smawty, dey gud fwuffy smawty! Dey pway wif fwuffy!”
>The smarty looks you and the other fluffies then starts to speak.
>”Dese fwuffies nuu do bad tings. Nuu hewt fwuffies!”
>The four earth fluffies start to protest and the smarty looks at them, “Am fwuffy wan be smawty?”
>All the fluffies freeze and lower their heads.
>They slowly make their way behind the smarty friend.
>One glances at Haze, “Yoo gif big owies mommeh fwuffy… yoo bad…”
>Haze lowers his head and shuffle.
>He then looks up smiling, “Nuu, Hase am gud fwuffy! Hee hee hee!”
>He sits and giggles then turns and buries his nose in your shoulder and sniffs deep.
>You jump away, “Nuu smeww Deadmeat!”
>The smarty jumps back a bit.
>”Yoo am stwange fwuffy, am stwange smawty…”
>You stomp, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
>You stop and think of what he said.
>”Deadmeat nuu stwange fwuffy!”
>The orange smarty looks you and Haze over ignoring the crying fluffy.
>”Smawty wike stwange fwuffies! Smawty gif yoo tawkies!”, he says smiling.
>You stare tentatively at the new smarty, “Yoo nuu twy gif owies?”
>Haze sit and get a cute smile on his face, “Hase wan be fwens wif fwuffies!”
>The earth fluffies give small grumbles.
>”Yoo come haf nummies!”
>He looks directly at you, “Yoo bwing yoo bestest fwuffies! Haf funsies!”
>You start to back away, “Deadmeat may haf nummies. Nee go bye bye. Back hewd pwace.”
>You make your way back to your area to figure out your best course of action.
>The orange smarty watches as you leave.