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- SIMPLE-ASS TOMATO SOUP RECIPE
- Ingredients
- - 125g (8 tablespoons) butter¹
- - 1 large onion
- - 1600g (56oz) tomatoes²
- - 700ml (3 cups) vegetable stock or water, depending on availability
- ¹ Coconut oil or sunflower oil is a good vegan substitute here
- ² If using fresh tomatoes, 20-24 medium tomatoes (~2lbs or 1kg) will do
- Tools
- - 1 big-ass saucepan or dutch oven or whatever
- - 1 blender, immersion for preference
- Recipe
- 1) Melt the butter in the saucepan
- 2) Peel and chop the onion into rough chunks (1/8ths will do)
- 3) Dump the onion into the butter
- 4) Cook and baste for like five minutes
- 5) Dump the tomatoes and the stock into the pan
- 6) Bring to a simmer
- 7) Leave simmering for like 40-50 minutes, stirring occasionally
- 8) Blend into a homogenous liquid
- 9) Season to taste, reblending to mix if you're lazy
- 10) Serve as desired
- 11) Enjoy
- KATSU SAUCE
- Ingredients/Tools
- - 2 Carrot
- - 1 Red Onion (or equivalent mass of other onion)
- - 400ml Can of Coconut Milk with Can Opener
- - 1/2tsp Turmeric
- - 1tbsp Curry Powder
- - 2 Cloves of Garlic
- - 1 Thumb of Ginger
- - Blender
- - Pot with small amount of neutral oil in
- Recipe
- 0: Dice onion and carrot, crush garlic, dice ginger. Bring oil to just below smoking hot
- 1: Add onion and carrot to pot with oil
- 2: Give it like eight minutes, stirring regularly, or until onion is just starting to brown
- 3: Add garlic and ginger
- 4: Stir for like 30 seconds
- 5: Add turmeric and curry powder and stir to combine
- 6: Add coconut milk
- 7: Stir to combine, and let it simmer for like 20 minutes
- 8: Run it through the blender until homogeneous and liquid
- 9: Fuck you, you now have a katsu sauce
- 10: Season to taste and serve however you want, I'm not your boss
- CHINESE QUORN EGG FRIED RICE
- Ingredients
- 2-4 tbsp groundnut oil
- 6 garlic cloves , finely chopped
- Finger-length piece fresh root ginger , grated
- 4 tbsp Shaohsing rice wine or dry sherry*
- 4 tbsp light soy sauce
- 4 tbsp clear honey
- 3-4 tsp five spice powder
- 2 tsp chilli paste
- 400g Quorn
- 3 eggs
- 200g rice
- 100g peas
- *Can be omitted if desired, as it can get expensive
- Preparation (the day before)
- 1) Cut the Quorn into 1 inch chunks
- 2) Mix everything except the Quorn, eggs, rice and peas together until homogenous and incorporated
- 3) Place the Quorn into the mix and make sure it's fully coated
- 4) Place the Quorn + mix into a sealable container and place in the fridge
- 5) Make your rice, either to personal preference, manufacturer's instructions or in a rice cooker
- 6) Place the rice in the fridge
- Cooking
- 1) Place the peas in boiling water for three minutes before draining and setting aside
- 2) Place the Quorn + mix in a ripping hot pan with a small amount of oil and cover
- 3) Place the rice in a frying pan with about twice as much oil as went in the Quorn pan
- 4) Fry both for ~5 minutes, stirring regularly
- 5) Whilst doing that, beat your eggs to a homogenous mix
- 6) Place your eggs and peas into the rice
- 7) Fry together for about three minutes, stirring regularly
- 8) Place the Quorn and sauce in the rice
- 9) Fry together for ~3 minutes
- 10) Serve
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