Vox Darkrow - Today at 4:00 AM
AAR: Midnight Bash

After a few days hunting for relic artifacts in the north-east region of Branch and conducting reconnaissance, i decide to look for a wormhole chain back into high security space.

I enter an empty system and scan down a C3 wormhole.

Upon entry i make observation of the j-sig,  J132037 and discover 3 ahus' low-power and vuln. I quickly become erect and proceed to inform my corp mates of the situation. Everyone is bored, so we decide fuck it, let's get a chain out to kspace and get our boys in.

After what was probably an hour of myself scanning chains, jumping wrong holes, polarising myself and deleting the wrong bookmark, i finally find a HS exit 2j from Jita. Bomber Squad assembles and infiltrates J132037 around 40 minutes after downtime and proceed to bash after discovering one of the ahus' was fully fitted.

3 hours later (and after our chain was rolled by nestors), we've bashed all 3 and discovered the timers. I opt to stay behind in order to get my alt in the following day.. I also realise that i don't have a cloak due to Felix's bad fits, and swap bombers with Radio Enderas.. Luckily in the connecting C13, Radio is able to get a route back to HS and everyone apart from myself exfil.

The following day after work, i decide to log on and see if i can get a chain up and running to plant my seed. I then fucking realise that fucking Radio fucking Enderas gave me a T2 probe launcher after i fucking said that i cant fucking use the fucking thing and who fucking trains astro V just use sisters you fucks unless you're doing covert shit.

It was then that Vox knew he had fucked up.

I then pod myself to Jita, having no way of getting out of the hole or getting anyone in. End of story, no astra kills, fuck off, Vox is sad but will learn from his mistakes.  To those that helped the bash for 3 hours, i'm sorry it was wasted time. I will make an endeavour to find us another target and train astro V cause all you fucks use t2 instead of sisters