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- >Average, ordinary evening.
- >Have three fluffy ponies.
- >Supper time.
- >"Psghettis pwease!" they all beg.
- "You three know it isn't spaghetti day."
- >Can't give fluffies spaghetti every day of the week.
- >Fill three bowls with fluffy chow.
- >Answer phone.
- >Come back; two bowls empty, one only half empty.
- >Hear crash.
- >Tan unicorn fluffy is in cabinet.
- >Looking for canned spaghetti.
- >Hard smack on rump.
- >Fluffy pony squeals, tumbles forward, crashing into canned goods.
- >"Owwwie!"
- "What do you think you're doing?"
- >Stupid fluffy doesn't understand it's in trouble.
- >"Wan' psghettis!"
- "No, bad fluffies get an hour in the sorry box."
- >Yank out of cabinet by tail, carry by fluff.
- >Fluffy unicorn crying.
- >"Pwease no sowwy box! Only wan' psghettis!"
- "Today is not spaghetti day you spoilt fluffy brat."
- >Sorry box is in a dark closet.
- >Box is narrow so fluffy pony must remain standing.
- >Otherwise fluffies would just lay down and take a nap, forgetting that they're even being punished.
- >Put whimpering fluffy in box.
- "One hour! And if you poop in the box you get a spanking with the sorry stick."
- >Close closet door.
- >Other two fluffy ponies are hiding from you under the coffee table.
- >Reassure them they're good fluffies, not in trouble.
- >"Fwiend bad fwuffy?" one asks timidly.
- "He was naughty...he can come out to play in one hour."
- >Know fluffy ponies have no concept of time.
- >Phone rings.
- 2/3
- >On phone is dumb friend.
- >Flat tire.
- >Stupid fuckshit doesn't have a jack or tools.
- >Spent $2500 on stereo...no tools.
- >Dumb as a fluffy pony.
- >Have to go out and help him now.
- >Lock fluffy ponies up in safe room.
- >Go out to help stranded friend.
- Hours later.
- >Come home, tired and dirty.
- >Check on fluffy ponies.
- >They've already gone to sleep.
- >Big fluff-pile.
- >Don't wake them.
- Next morning.
- >Wake up, breakfast.
- >Lazy fluffies still sleeping in safe room.
- >Easier this way.
- >Fill three food bowls, quietly.
- >Go to work.
- That evening.
- >Hang out after work.
- >Have a few beers.
- >Go home after dark.
- >Fluffies are overjoyed to see you.
- >Wait...only two fluffy ponies?
- >One food bowl still full.
- >ohshit.jpg
- 3/3
- >Rush to dark closet.
- >Fluffy pony is trembling, face soaked with tears.
- >Just spent 24 hours in the box.
- >Pick fluffy unicorn up, ready to apologize.
- >"Owwwiiiiieeee! Pwease put fwuffy down! Need make poopies!"
- >Put fluffy pony down.
- >Struggles to walk on horribly sore legs.
- >"Owww" whimpers unicorn, "weggies huwt...tummy huwt."
- >Tries to walk but sore legs and cramped bowels can't take it.
- >Poops on floor.
- >Begins bawling. "Sowweee! Sowweee! Pwease no spankies wif sowwy stick!"
- >Sigh. This is your fault.
- "No...it's okay this time."
- >Pick fluffy uncorn up, carry to litterbox so it can finish.
- >Clean fluffy unicorn up.
- >Still too sore to play with others.
- >Let it sit in your lap while you pet and console it.
- >"Sowwee daddy. Am be good fwuffy. No more one hour in sowwee box."
- >Feel bad for almost laughing out loud.
- >Fluffy pony is too stupid to understand time.
- >Thought it was in box for one hour.
- "Good. No more one hour in sorry box."
- >Still laugh a little.
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