FNAF Splash Texts

It’s me!
IT’S ME
Hello? Hello, hello?
There’s really nothing to worry about!
Where fantasy and fun come to life!
The animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night!
The Bite of ‘87!
Help Wanted!
Good job, sport!
Visit Pirate’s Cove!
Visit the Prize Corner!
Let’s eat!
[Jumpscare]
Welcome to your new summer job!
New and improved!
Family fun!
It’s always thinking, and it can go anywhere!
Don’t forget the music box!
Sponsored by Fazbear Entertainment!
Grand re-opening!
Great!! (Now get out.)
Let’s party!
Save them!
Go, go, go!
Take cake to the children!
Give gifts, give life!
Let’s party!
Beware the paper pals!
Forgotten, dismantled, deactivated!
Redesigned, reactivated, malfunctioning!
Something borrowed, something new!
Grand reopening!
Hi!
Hello?
We found one, a real one!
Both animatronic and suit!
Remember to smile, you are the face of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza!
Do not breathe on the springlocks!
Bleeding out ruins the customer experience!
Multiple and simultaneous springlock failures!
Fazbear’s Fright burns to the ground!
RWQFSFASXC
It’s your happiest day!
Use code 1-9-8-7!
Fun with plushtrap!
5 days until the party!
Don’t be scared, I am here with you!
Tomorrow is another day!
If you run, you can make it!
Don’t you remember what you saw?
You know what will happen if he catches you!
You have to be strong!
Stop being such a baby!
Give Fredbear a big kiss!
You’re broken!
We are still your friends, do you still believe that?
I will put you back together!
Was it me?
Back to basics!
Kids can be so cruel!
Huh?
Not canon, but still here!
Everything that happens out there has an effect here!
But you don’t really believe that, do you?
You have to leave breadcrumbs for him!
Find the clock!
Play along for now!
Come have a seat, and let’s fish for a while!
Ending the story by killing the storyteller!
Congratulations, you beat an imaginary monster in an imaginary game!
It was supposed to be me, it was always supposed to be me!
My world was lush and beautiful, full of strange and colorful creatures!
What happened to us? Obscurity…
Hot cheese!
Pizza wheel!
Waterhose!
It’s a vicious cycle, you know!
The pendulum swings one way, then it the other!
Get lost!
Souldozer, I should have known it was you!
This will be your last cameo!
You won’t get tired of my voice, will you?
Also try Foxy.EXE!
Listen to my voice, and you will find the key!
When you can see, how fast can you flee?
Be sure your step, through the heart of madness!
FNAF 57: Freddy in Space!
FNAF 59: Cupcake takes Manhattan!
You’ll get it, eventually!
Is this your first time playing a video game?
Aww, it’s so cute when kids try to play games!
The show will begin momentarily!
Everyone, please stay in your seats!
She can dance, she can sing!
I don’t recognize you!
If you follow his instructions, you will die!
There were four, then three, then two… then one!
There was screaming for a moment, but only for a moment!
Do you ever play make-believe?
The only thing that matters is knowing how to pretend!
Ballora will not return to her stage!
The Scooper only hurts for a moment!
Listen, and be still!
Why do you hide inside your walls?
Is someone there?
Is it time for a show?
I can hear someone creeping through my room!
Hello in there!
You must be hearing things, silly!
Well, hello again!
Why didn’t you trust me?
I thought I did everything right!
We need you, so that we can look like you!
You must let us inside the room!
You won’t die!
Challenge, intrigue and endless janitorial opportunities.
I see what you were trying to type, and I will auto-correct it for you!
Welcome, Eggs Benedict!
Administer a controlled shock!
Let’s try another controlled shock!
Thank you for choosing: Angsty Teen!
You can get out now, or…whatever!
Okay, so, not that funny but, it’s a story!
Let’s zap her!
Please proceed as quickly and as quietly as possible!
Casual Bongos!
Determination, fearlessness and a genuine disregard for instinctive self-preservation!
Exotic Butters!
Great! It looks like everything is as it should be in Funtime Auditorium!
It seems that you have accidentally wandered into a restricted area!
Rest assured that you will be promptly rescued, fired, then sent home!
We hope that your experience has not been as regrettable as ours!
Why won’t you let me play with her?
Didn’t you make her just for me?
That and more, happening now!
The baby isn’t mine!
I may be undead, but you’re heartless!
There’s a little of me in every body!
Cancelled due to leaks!
Ha, ha! Say goodbye to our friend!
You would be lost without me!
Watch your 6!
Gradual liquidation!
It’s a new day, it’s your time to shine!
It’s time to take your career into your own hands!
Now it’s time to put all your eggs into one basket, and take a huge gamble on your future!
100% chance of success in some cases!
Something almost anyone can do with a limited degree of success!
Sure, it’s a lot of money to invest, but everyone’s doing it, and that means it’s safe, and lucrative!
There’s something outside that’s been trying to get in for months now!
Wear that smile with pride, and let’s make some money!
Not responsible for disappearance, death or dismemberment!
Don’t forget Saturday: You want them all to be in one place!
Reckless and borderline criminally negligent!
Certifiably mediocre!
Certifiably bankrupt!
Certifiably blacklisted!
Certifiably insane!
One big happy family!
I always come back!
Intriguing nonetheless!
How can I resist a promise such as this?
Bittersweet, but fitting!
Did I catch you off-guard?
You’re not who I expected to see!
You should have known I’d find you!
Did you really think that this just fell out of the sky for you?
All of these little souls, in one place!
I will make you proud!
Watch, listen, and be full!
Candy, Candy, Candy!
Now I will tell you a story!
Begin audio prompt in three, two…
Now set to new purpose, and used in ways never thought imaginable!
Connection terminated.
I’m sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth!
You are not here to receive a gift!
A labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune!
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize!
I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be!
Be still, and give up your spirits!
Although, for one of you…
Don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend!
I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now!
This ends, for all of us!
End communication!
No time for popcorn!
A slice and a scoop!
Just add water!
Minor corrosion of the bizet!
240 Bits per mile!
Smashing windshields!
Also try Midnight Motorist!
Also try Fruity Maze!
The creme de la creme!
Nowhere to run!
[Airhorn]
Uh oh, how unfortunate!
I know how much you like to fight, so I’ll add a new problem to your night!
I’m gonna do a sneaky thing, and throw a new contender in the ring!
L-O-L
Don’t be shy!
I guess you forgot about me!
Never underestimate the cunning of a fox, or a pirate for that matter!
I came for ye booty—that be treasure ya’know…
Don’t get distracted!
I’m ready for my close-up!
Today is all about me, me, me!
Not a moment before, and not a minute later!
It’s time to take your final bow!
Encore!
“Washoom!”—Ninja skills!
I will never let you leave!
I will never let you rest!
Greetings from the fire!
The one you should not have killed!
Soon you’ll look just like me: beautiful!
Now I get to play Take Apart and Put Back Together Again—you won’t feel a thing!
I don’t hate you, but you need to stay out of my way!
I’m not afraid of you, not anymore!
The others are like animals, but I am very aware!
A song was requested of me, and now I sing it!
Don’t you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters!
I am your wickedness made flesh!
Come closer, help me count my teeth!
I assure you, I am very real!
This time, there is more than an illusion to fear!
I am the fearful reflection of what you have created!
I will hold you here, I will keep you here!
Even monkeys fall from trees!
The nail that sticks out gets hammered down!
Why so blue?
Yarr, who touched me bird?
Yarr, me bird likes ya!
You win some, you lose some!
Please deposit five coins!
You are attempting to trick Freddy!
Thank you for depositing five coins!
That game was totally rigged!
If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
Psst, I have something to tell you!
You blinked!
I was the first, I have seen everything!
I am remade, but not by you!
What a gift to relish!
I am given flesh, to be your tormentor!
Shh, come spend eternity inside with me!
Shh, it’ll all be over soon!
My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise!
You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy!
Sometimes a story is just a story!
Don’t feed sourdough to ducks!
The birds may be dead!
Always trying to get somewhere, only to find yourself in the jaws of a beast!
Have you ever been in the jaws of a beast, friend?
An entire assortment of fruity-colored friends!
Maybe it doesn’t mean anything at all!
Come and sit with me a while!
Leave the demon to his demons!
Rest your own soul, there is nothing else!
MIKE!
The high school years!
And, I know just how to get him!
He’ll be mine by the end of the day—I just know it!
And once I have him, he’ll be mine forever!
There’s only one thing that could possibly go wrong…
The air is ripe for revenge!
How predictable!
He will remember this night: the night he was shown no mercy!
Eisoptrophobia!
Total fabrications from the mind of a complete lunatic! (lawsuits pending)
No legal mumbo-jumbo!
Congratulations, it appears you have been granted access to additional holiday content!
Way to go, superstar!
Well done, Gregory!
Do you see the large vent in the floor?
Hey, little guy!
Protein shake!
You can hide, but you can’t hide!
Rock and roll!
I’m the best!
I bet I’m your favorite!
Give me back my eyes!
Are you lost?
Employees only!
I smell pizza!
Lost boy over here!
Keep the lights on!
Rule breaker, rule breaker!
You are BANNED from the Daycare!
Security alert, security alert! Wee-woo, wee-woo!
It’s past your bedtime!
Lights on, lights on!
Nap time!
Naughty, naughty!
Security Breached!
Do you need assistance?
Take a map!
Next joke loading!
Take a mask!
I think you deserve a reward!
Are you having fun yet?
Beware the blob!
Beware the tangle!
You’re not Gregory… What are you?
I’m Gregory!
You look like you’ve got kids!
Win a prize for the little one!
Test your skills and win a prize!
That there is a fire hazard!
Whoah, I’m on fire!
That’s two things!
I shouldn’t be hearing any of this!
Have you met them yet?
Symmetry, my friend!
Wretched, rotten little beasts!
Was that The Bite of ‘87?!
Hello, internet!
But hey!
That’s just a theory!
He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere!
Psychic friend Fredbear!
Muuusic Man!
THE MIMIC!
Beware the Giga Montys!
Assemble the screw crew!
You are a pirate!
Also try Chipper & Sons!
Double-A batteries!
We’re waiting every night!
Please let us get in, don’t lock us away!
Is this where you want to be?
I just don’t get it!
It’s been so long!
The man behind the slaughter!
Stuck in my own paradox!
Freddy’s friends can be a bit active!
Bonnie, Freddy, time to get ready!
Bonnie’s staring right at me!
Juicy flesh fruit!
Wow, I’m feeling kind of loopy!
You’re gonna blow a fuse!
Creepy and grotesque!
Yes, it’s all in your head!
Withered edition!
Toy edition!
Phantom edition!
Nightmare edition!
Funtime edition!
Mediocre edition!
Glamrock edition!
Ruined edition!
Trans Rights!