Anonstein one shot

>Day 698 in Equestria
>You are Anonstein the greatest and most misunderstood scientist that has ever existed
>You woke up in this land of Equines after your lab burned down with you inside
>Upon your arrival you met a young Inquisitive pony named Twilight
>Quickly you became friends as she understood your drive towards knowledge
>It took you over a year for her to warm up to the idea of continuing your research of perfect form
>Together you started building up a proper lab and collecting parts
>Finally tonight will be the night when your experiment will take place
>You are prepping the lab and your subject when Twilight walked in
"TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! I FEEL IT!"
>She gives you a confused look
>"How Dr. Anonstien? The subject does not have a suitable brain or unicorn horn after you rejected" she sighs as sadness passes over her face "Rarity's horn"
>You smile at her and kneel down before her
"Twilight you are the smartest and most observant Pony I have ever met. You put the princesses to shame. That is why I made you my pupil. However we have had a brain and horn since the very beginning!"
>"But wher-" She gasps. Possibly from the feel of the scalpel you had palmed piercing her heart. Possibly from the realization of what you meant. You will never know.
>The look of betrayal frozen on her now cooling face sends waves of horrific laughter from you
>As you carry her carcas to the operating table you feel that your student deserves one more lesson
"Dearest Twilight, all science requires sacrifice to get results. I have sacrificed my life to the study of this work. And now, so have you."

>It takes hours to safely remove her brain and horn stem and place them into the subjects body.
>You stand marveling at your work
>After you came to Equestria you became obsessed with the Alicorn race. So when you decided to work on ponies you wanted to make the perfect one
>The Alicorn body before you is an amalgamation of many different ponies
>The legs belonged to Applejack for their impressive strength
>The wings belonged to Rainbow Dash for her speed and maneuverability
>The muscles that rippled around the rest of the body an even split between the two
>Pinkie pies intestines filled the body due to their super hu-pony like abilities
>From rarity you got the skin and the head for her beauty and grace
>Fluttershy provided the eyes after Twilight insisted
>And of course Twilight's magnificent brain and horn for knowledge and magic
>You remember back to each horrible accident that had taken her friends from her one by one
>Each accident was of course planned months in advance and placed into motion by you so that you could have the perfect body parts
>You sigh fondly remembering the "manticore" that had killed Fluttershy.
>Her body had never been intended for use in your experiments. She was weak and pathetic
>That death was merely out of spite for such a weak creature to have existed
>However being the last of her friends to die Twilight wanted part of her to be in this. So you used her eyes to make her happy
>Finished marveling at your creation you place the electrodes in their various locations when spike comes down the stairs
>Enlisting his help to set up you keep him far away from the sheet covered table in the corner and have him prep the lighting cloud.
>When you first came here you corrupted the little beast to your way of thought when you got him a date with Rarity.

>At last you are ready everything is in place for your moment of glory
"SPIKE! HIT THE LEVER!"
>He jumps off the latter he is on and runs over to a switch on the wall and pulls it down
>A hammer like device strikes the cloud causing lightning to strike your anteanna and direct power to your machines
"YES! YES! ITS WORKING! ITS WORKING"
>The hammer strikes again and this time the lighting is directed into your subject as vials of liquids are injected into its form
>After minutes that feel like hours the bodily fluids are back in place and the final moment has come
>The biggest jolt of lightning yet flows through the machine and directly to the heart and horn of the subject
>The sheer amount of power shorts out wires causing sparks and arks of electricity to fill the air around you
>At last the cloud dissipates as every last jewel of energy has been drawn from it
>You stand there anxiously staring at the table desperate to see any sign of life.
"Come on! COME ON!"
>Seconds turn into a minute as you wait and nary one breath is drawn
"NO! NO! I CAN'T HAVE FAILED! I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT!"
>Rearing back you strike the creature in the chest with both fists
>Suddenly MOVEMENT! Yes you see chest rise and the wings begin to flutter a bit
"It lives. It lives! ITS ALIVE!"
>The creature lifts its head from the table and seems to look around for a moment before it sees you
>"Wha- Anonstein? What happened? Last thing I remember is you... YOU JERK YOU KILLED ME! AFTER ALL I HAVE HELPED YO-"
"TWILIGHT! OH THIS IS BETTER THAN I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! Look! Look at your body! You are all we have worked for."
>She looks down at her own body and begins articulating each part
>"This is incredible doctor! We have done it. Wait until others hear of our success!"

>"I must send a letter to the princess! SPIKE! SPIKE WHERE ARE YOU?"
>You point to the corner where Spike has stood since he hit the lever
>Staring wide eyed at "Twilight" he looks like he is either about to pass out or cry
>"Spike there you are! Go get some paper I have a letter to send!"
>"Twi? I-is that you? You look like Rarity, but with wings."
>"I know it is weird spike but please just go get some paper I will explain when you get back.
>He runs out of the room quickly while Twilight turns back to you
>"Don't think I forgive you for killing me. You truly would do anything to perfect this wouldn't you" Her voice is cold as ice
"Anything and everything. If it makes you feel better I did feel bad about what I did. Yet for this I need the brain of a unparalleled intellect and skill with magic. Thus you were the obvious solution."
>"You do know I would have probably gone along with this willingly had you bothered to talk to me. Other than this I...really don't have much to live for."
>Sadness replaces the icy tone. Yes the loss of her friends was incredibly hard on her

>You are saved from another one of her bawling sessions by Spike coming back down the stairs with parchment and quills
>One quick letter detailing the work you had done plus a copy of your combined notes later and she was ready to send the letter
>Passing it to Spike she turns back to you
>All of a sudden you see her eyes go wide as they lock onto something behind you
>You turn and see the reflection of green flame in the beakers
>Her eyes filled with fear and rage as memories of the same look from another of your creations fills your head
"NO! TWILIGHT CALM DOWN! ITS O-"

>She kicks back bucking Spike into a table causing him to breath orange flame over all your notes instantly setting them ablaze and sending Twilight into a fury
"TWILIGHT IT IS JUST FIRE IT WONT -GASP-"
>You gasp as a horn pierces your heart before two hooves strike you heard in the chest driving you away from her
>The last thing you see before you black out is the sight of Twilight and spike fleeing up the stairs as the inferno spreads through the basement.

"And that is my idea for how Twilight becomes an Alicorn."
>The rest of the MLP:FIM writing staff stare at you in horrified silence.
>Judging the masterpiece you have laid before them
>They are unable to understand your genius. Unable to understand your grand design.
>As one starts to speak the door busts open to reveal Lauren Faust holding a shotgun
>A load of 12 guage buckshot is unloaded into your chest as she screams
>"NO HUMANS IN MY GODDAMN EQUESTRIA!"
>Today was a terrible day.