Team Leeroy Jenkins regroups

[20:54] <UM> Lyra
[20:54] <UM> Jesus christ
[20:54] <SM> Alex
[20:54] <UM> fucking help me
[20:54] <UM> im bleeding all over hte place
[20:54] <SM> Dude, what happened to your face?
[20:54] <UM> face is fucked up
[20:54] <UM> slashed as fuck
[20:54] <UM> shoulder is hit with crossbow bolt
[20:54] <SM> Well, YEAH
[20:55] <UM> shield is not good arrow
[20:55] <SM> I can see that
[20:55] <UM> blocker
[20:55] <UM> weapon
[20:55] <UM> im woozy a bit
[20:55] <SM> I get the weirdest feeling you fought that enemy too
[20:56] <UM> crossbow bitch?
[20:56] <UM> yeah
[20:56] <UM> i beat the shit out of one
[20:56] <UM> but another got me
[20:56] <UM> got some fuckin gushers as loor
[20:56] <UM> loot
[20:56] <SM> Please don't swear
[20:56] <UM> bullshit as piece of
[20:56] <UM> crap
[20:56] <UM> bluh
[20:56] <SM> Thanks
[20:57] <SM> I only fought the one
[20:57] <UM> one was easy
[20:57] <UM> the other shot me in the shoulder
[20:57] <UM> actualyl the first fucked
[20:57] <UM> hurt
[20:57] <UM> my face
[20:58] <SM> I beat mine pretty easily
[20:58] <SM> Threw him off a cliff, hah!
[20:58] <UM> no cliffs around for me
[20:58] <UM> just douchey salamanders and ash
[20:59] <SM> Well yeah, but you have a sword and shield
[21:00] <SM> I could hardly bludgeon it to death with a pen
[21:00] <UM> actually just a shield
[21:00] <UM> i trapped my knife under my specibus
[21:01] <SM> Oh, okay
[21:01] <SM> Still, at least it's SOMETHING
[21:01] <UM> yeah
[21:01] <UM> i blocked an arrow i think
[21:01] <UM> still pretty lame at this fighting shit
[21:02] <SM> Yours actually shot at you?
[21:02] <UM> its pretty fucking hard to get shot while not getting shot at
[21:02] <UM> sorry
[21:02] <UM> im flustered
[21:03] <SM> I dunno, mine kinda just blew up its bow thing
[21:03] <UM> what
[21:03] <UM> blew up?
[21:03] <UM> mine put its to GOOD GOD DAMN USE
[21:03] <UM> darn*
[21:03] <SM> Yeah, the crossbow just broke apart
[21:03] <SM> Then it basically just started running after I stepped on its head
[21:04] <SM> It was kinda funny, really
[21:04] <UM> D:
[21:04] <UM> why me?
[21:04] <SM> ??
[21:05] <UM> i got 2, one with a functioning crossbow, and i got instascratched
[21:05] <UM> FUCK IM IN PAIN
[21:05] <SM> Try eating some food
[21:05] <UM> does salamander taste good?
[21:06] <UM> wait.
[21:06] <UM> i still have that potato
[21:06] <UM> ill try that
[21:06] <SM> Good luck!
[21:08] <UM> ok i ate this potato
[21:09] <UM> its feels like
[21:09] <UM> I ate a fucking potato raw
[21:10] <SM> Yeah, guess hunger is separate from HP
[21:10] <UM> joooy.
[21:10] <UM> look like all i can do is wait
[21:10] <SM> Wait for what?
[21:11] <SM> You aren't just gonna stop bleeding.  I dunno, wrap it up in a cloth or something
[21:11] <UM> ok sure
[21:11] <UM> all i have is my shirt
[21:11] <UM> wait can you still see me?
[21:11] <UM> i aint strippin
[21:11] <SM> Good call
[21:12] <UM> i mean if you think itll help
[21:12] <UM> i guess
[21:12] <SM> NO
[21:12] <UM> wow so angry
[21:12] <SM> Use your knife to cut off the cover from one of the cushions from that inexplicable couch over there
[21:13] <SM> Still dunno why it's there, but may as well use it
[21:13] <UM> sure
[21:13] <UM> ah crap gotta start the shit storm
[21:13] <UM> crap storm
[21:13]  * UM retrieves knife from specibus, causing al other items to fly out at me
[21:13] <UM> shit ow
[21:14] <UM> ((items were shovel, remote, rope, flashlight))
[21:14] <SM> Hah, gotta hate sylladices that dump out everything
[21:14] <SM> That happened to me like five minutes ago.  I ended up tossing most of my stuff off a bridge
[21:14] <UM> heh no bridges for me
[21:15] <UM> actually i am going to end up taking my shirt off
[21:15] <UM> it is on my shoulder
[21:15] <SM> Alright, I think I'm done with this conversation
[21:15] <UM> sure
[21:15] <UM> ill do my healing then call you again
[21:15] <SM> Sure, yeah
[21:16] <UM> ill be back soon?
[21:16] <UM> i guess
[21:16] <SM> Sure
[21:16] <UM> yeah this is awkward
[21:16] <SM> Just a bit


TIMESKIP


[21:17] <UM> Yo lyra?
[21:17] <UM> Im decent
[21:17] <SM> OK
[21:18] <SM> Blood slowing a bit?
[21:18] <UM> yeah
[21:18] <UM> face looks like the joker but sideways
[21:18] <UM> ((think of dualscar i guess))
[21:18] <SM> Gotta find some better armour
[21:18] <UM> probably
[21:20] <UM> What are these weird mosters gonna drop something other than wood?
[21:20] <SM> That's how it usually goes
[21:20] <SM> Oh man, I didn't get to loot the body
[21:21] <UM> i did but it wasnt exciting
[21:21] <SM> I guess it'll join that action figure in Nerdhalla
[21:21] <UM> game constructs, weird gushers
[21:21] <SM> ??
[21:21] <UM> thats what i looted
[21:21] <UM> imagine big, dissapeary, gushers
[21:21] <UM> that you cant eat
[21:21] <SM> gushers
[21:21] <SM> ??
[21:22] <UM> how the fuck do you not know what gushers are
[21:22] <UM> holy shit theyre like hexagons but 3d
[21:22] <UM> frick* crap*
[21:23] <SM> OH
[21:23] <SM> Fruit Gushers
[21:23] <SM> Okay
[21:23] <UM> yeah what else wuold i be talkin about jesus christ
[21:23] <UM> sorry im still a bit on edge
[21:23] <SM> I dunno
[21:24] <UM> anyway what color are your salamanders?
[21:24] <SM> My salamanders?
[21:24] <UM> yeah dont you have salamanders?
[21:25] <SM> I don't think so, no
[21:25] <UM> what do you have?
[21:25] <UM> gotta have something right?
[21:25] <UM> just chillin
[21:25] <SM> I don't know, what do you mean by salamanders?
[21:25] <UM> NPC's i guess
[21:26] <UM> big, house dwelling salamanders
[21:26] <SM> Oh, okay
[21:26] <SM> Mine are horses, I think?
[21:27] <UM> wow if mine were horses i wouldve gotten trampleled
[21:27] <UM> those salamander jerks jumped me with their soft feet
[21:27] <SM> I dunno, they seem neutral so far
[21:27] <UM> mofo's surrounded me
[21:27] <SM> Haven't attacked me, didn't really respond when I tried to break into their houses
[21:28] <SM> Wow, you are just having no luck with your version of this game, huh?
[21:28] <UM> i havent been in the houses yet
[21:28] <UM> apparently not
[21:28] <UM> plus the houses are made of coffins
[21:28] <UM> who the fuck does that
[21:28] <SM> Salamanders
[21:28] <SM> Hey, mine carved the whole city out of stone
[21:28] <SM> ONE PIECE of stone!
[21:29] <SM> I can't even pick anything up - it's ALL attached to the mountain!
[21:29] <UM> heh
[21:29] <UM> some bad luck for you finall
[21:29] <UM> sorry i feel bd about being happy aout your sadness
[21:30] <UM> that hurts my head
[21:30] <SM> Oh shut up
[21:30] <SM> At least I can laugh about your failed attempt at combat
[21:30] <UM> D:
[21:30] <UM> you couldnt see that could you?
[21:30] <UM> it wasnt all that bad, i beat one up...
[21:31] <SM> Beating one up isn't hard
[21:33] <UM> theyre scary D:< just one is a feat
[21:33] <UM> god damn irl mosters
[21:33] <UM> is it irl anymore? idont even know
[21:34] <SM> Doubt it
[21:34] <UM> well where the fuck is it
[21:34] <SM> We're inside a video game and/or the afterlife and/or dreaming
[21:34] <SM> Duh
[21:34] <UM> oh
[21:34] <UM> of course
[21:34] <SM> We've been over this
[21:34] <UM> how could i be so doum
[21:35] <UM> augh sorry im being so dickish
[21:35] <UM> mean*
[21:35] <SM> I don't mind
[21:36] <SM> At least until we find another player in this stupid game
[21:36] <SM> Assuming there is one.
[21:36] <UM> actually
[21:36] <UM> i have some friends on a memo im occasionally awkward on
[21:37] <SM> O.O
[21:37] <UM> they were talking about this game
[21:37] <UM> i could try to start it up, see if theyre here/there
[21:37] <SM> Please do
[21:37] <SM> Some outside help would be nice
[21:37] <UM> sure
[21:38] <UM> ok i posted the memo
[21:38] <UM> now we wait
[21:39] <SM> We wait