Living the Good Life: Chapter 2

>After an unknown amount of time you finally begin to stir, before opening your eyes you can already tell you’re not in your apartment anymore.
>Wherever you are now it’s incredibly comfortable, seriously it’s like sleeping on air for you. Your half tempted to adjust your sleeping position, that is until you feel something weighted on your chest.
>”What do you think it is?” says a low voice; you can feel it’s…well her soft breath as she breathes in your face; the smell of chocolate invades your senses.
>Another voice makes herself known from your left. If you’re really on a bed like you think you are, then she’s probably just as close to you as the girl on your chest.
>”I don’t know Screwball, poke it with a stick or something,” says the second voice, well this is going to start off to be a great day you can simply feel it.
>That’s when you start to move, no one is poking you with a stick today. Screwball gasps, “I think it’s waking up!” she says in excitement, that’s when you open your eyes.
>You blink a few times to adjust to your surroundings, when you’re alert you can’t help but notice the pair of purple swirling eyes starting in to your own from no more than a few inches away.
>Seriously that’s way too close for comfort, then you notice a…muzzle pressed against your nose. That’s when you start taking in this…things appearance.
>A talking, screwy looking, purple horse-thing is on top of your chest and staring right at you, “Hello sleepy head,” says Screwball as she gives you a warm smile.
>You respond the only way a rational minded human being would: you scream like a little bitch. Your sudden screaming scares Screwball.
>She in turn screams before leaping off of your chest and in to….a…a mismatched dragon’s arms. What is that thing; it’s got a lion’s paw, a bird’s leg for another arm, a cow leg and a damn lizard leg.
>Damn nature, you scary! Seeing such a monstrosity staring at you causes you to scream even louder, this causes the dragon thing to scream in turn.
>Now all three of you are screaming in fear at each other, “Oh Celestia is it attacking I can’t tell!?” Screwball shouts in between her screams, “I don’t know just hit it with something!” says the dragon girl…thing.
>Whoa hold the phone time out, you stop screaming when you see Screwball literally fly to a nearby dresser using some…propeller looking thing.
>”No no no I’m not attacking don’t get that…club there,” you say as you start backing up in your bed. “Lies!” shouts Screwball, she flies back over to you club in hand. So this is how you die?
>You shut your eyes and await the inevitable, you feel something wet and slimy slap the top of your head, “W..what?” Screwball asks in disbelief, you open your eyes to find Screwball is holding a mackerel instead of a club.
>How is she holding something in her hooves? That makes no sense, why is this place not making any sense?! That’s when you hear it, that ominous laughter that changed your life as you know it.
>You turn to your right and face the source of the laughter to find…another mismatched dragon, but unlike the one floating next to you this one had a more male-like appearance.
>Then you notice the eyes and beard, yup you’d recognize that appearance on anything, that’s the Discord guy that brought you here.
>He’s currently holding on to his sides as he laughs uncontrollably. You can see tears start to flow as he laughs, you are not amused in the slightest, and neither is Screwball, she seems disappointed at not getting to hit you with a club…bitch.
>The chick dragon thingy crosses her arms in annoyance, “Dad, come on it’s not THAT funny,” that’s when Discord holds up his own lion paw to silence her.
>”You, you shoulda seen the looks on your faces! Oh my goodness that was priceless,” says Discord in between fits of laughter…wait did she just say dad?
>”Oh come on Daddy, a mackerel? Really?” asks Screwball as she throws the fish in a random direction. You flinch when it explodes upon contact with the wall. Jesus that fish was rigged with explosives!
>Okay this is insanity at its finest, your mind cannot comprehend what its seeing right now. You curl up in to a small ball and start to shake.
>Discord notices this and his laughter finally dies down, “Okay, okay I’m done…Anonymous stop shaking like a leaf, man up.” Discord snaps his fingers and two glasses of chocolate milk appear out of nowhere.
>Great, this thing is capable of creating something out of nothing. Like your day wasn’t already weird enough as it is, almost as if on cue the sun outside flies over the horizon and the moon rises in its place.
>”Wha huh, I can’t see anything,” you say as you look in to the darkness of the room you’re in. That’s when one of them flicks on a nearby lamp, bathing the room in a purple/green light.
>”Thank you, that’s better,” you say as you look to Discord, you make not attempt to uncurl yourself from your little ball. You’re still scared out of your mind, and for very good reasons.
>For one, you have no idea where you are, two you have no idea just what these things are, three you have no idea if you’re even on earth anymore, the way the day and night work here seem otherworldly.
>Discord should have known that you wouldn’t have taken this well. He finally seems to notice, he sighs before floating over a glass of chocolate milk to you.
>”Drink, it’ll help you relax,” says Discord, he expresses it as more of a command than an offer, you have no idea just what Discord can do so you take the glass without a second thought.
>You down its contents…or so you think, you gag when you realize you didn’t drink the milk at all, you drank the glass. You recoil in disgust before tossing the chocolate milk at the wall.
>Upon contact the milk erupts in confetti, you shake your head in shame, nothing makes sense anymore.
>But at least Discord was telling you the truth, that glass, disgusting as it may have been, did wonders to calm your nerves. You breathe a sigh of relief as a wave of warmth washes over your body.
>You smile when you get out of the little ball you’re in; you decide to sit on the edge of the bed you’re on. For some reason, the worry seems to have just up and vanished.
>Discord smiles when he sees your relaxed demeanor, “There we go,” says Discord, “Let’s start off slow shall we? We have a lot to discuss; first of all I believe proper introductions are in order,”
>Discord points to the purple horse with a propeller jutting out of its back, “This is my younger daughter Screwball,” Screwball turns to you, giving you a goofy grin, “Hi alien!” she says while waving excitedly.
>What, she was looking to hit you just a few seconds ago, and now she’s all happy? You assume there’s no medication for bi-polar talking horses in this world.
>”And this is my older daughter Eris,” says Discord as he points to the mismatched dragon floating next to you, “Sup,” she says without any sort of enthusiasm.
>Well doesn’t Eris look bored to tears, looks like whatever interest she had in seeing a human faded rather quickly? Whatever fuck her too, it’s not like you’re interested in just what the hell is floating around you anyway.
>On the other hand Screwball seems even more fascinated, using her little propeller she hovers around you, taking in whatever ‘site’ there is to behold. Even by your standards you’re nothing special.
>”Well, I’m Anonymous,” you say as you quirk an eyebrow. Screwball takes your arm in her hooves and examines it, “Hmm, you have digits,” she says as she prods your index finger with a hoof.
>Eris sighs, “Screwball stop playing with its…whatever those things are. You don’t know where he’s been,” Screwball shoots her sister an angry glare, “Don’t tell me what to do you’re not my Mom!”
>Screwball starts rapidly tapping on your index finger with her hoof as if it were a button while sticking her tongue out at Eris. This Screwball vaguely reminded you of a certain spoiled sister.
>Eris face palms before groaning in frustration, “You’re so annoying,” says Eris as she shakes her head, “Love you too sis,” says Screwball, as she finally giving your poor finger a break.
>Discord doesn’t seem to be the patient type as he gets on to the next order of business, “Okay, now that introductions are out of the way I assume you’d like to know why I brought you here,”
>”Yeah, first of all, where is here?” you ask as you turn your attention to Discord, that’s why Discord gives you his signature grin, “Where Is here indeed, some used to call this land Equestria, that is until I made a few changes. Now no one knows what to call this place.”
>”I’m sure you’ve noticed the sun and moon,” says Discord, as soon as he finishes the moon dips below the horizon only to have the sun appear in the sky at a random spot.
>Dear lord this guy controls the sun and moon? You jot Discord down in your mental notebook of things you do not piss off. “Yeah kind of,” you say dismissively.
>”That’s just the tip of the iceberg,” says Discord as he taps his fingers together menacingly, “I’m going to find out the full extent of that aren’t I?” you say, not looking forward to just what Discord means.
>He nods, much to your dismay, “Oh no not right now, it’ll be gradual. If I let you in on my genius all at once you wouldn’t be able to comprehend it!” yeah Discord is pretty egotistical, but you say nothing for fear of whatever this thing can do to you.
>”Well aren’t you a nice…uh…whatever you are,” you say as you lean back on your comfortable bed, “Draconequus,” says Discord, “Dra what’s it now?” you ask.
>“Draconequus, basically we’re creatures made up of a bunch of different animals. We’re the ‘embodiment of chaos!’ says Eris seems to be mocking her father on that last bit. You chuckle.
>Discord sighs, “Yes thank you Eris for your valued input. ANYWAY, I brought you here for a reason and I’m sure you’d love to know why that is,” says Discord as he looks from his daughter, to you.
>You nod, “I brought you here for a very simple reason Anonymous, and that reason, is to make friends,” says Discord with a smile.

>What, that’s the reason he brought you here? “Wait…you kidnapped me, brought me to some new world or whatever, just so I could make friends? I fail to see the reason behind this,” you say as your cross your arms.
>”Kidnapped is a strong word Anonymous, I prefer to use the term “forced relocation,”” Discord says with a laugh, that’s when Screwball leans in and whispers.
>”That’s pretty much the same thing,” you scoff, “You don’t say,” Screwball frowns before punching your shoulder.
>Apparently these things know sarcasm, “Meanie,” says Screwball before flying over to Discord. You roll your eyes. It’s not like her punch actually hurt you or anything.
>”Yeah, forced relocation let’s go with that, so what’s the catch?” you ask, “You’ll just have to get used to your surroundings, other than that nothing comes to mind,” Discord says before flashing you a sly grin.
>”Uh…huh,” you say, not fully understanding what he means, that’s when motions towards the only window in the bedroom. That’s when you really notice the room you’re in.
>It looks fit for royalty; in fact this bed you’re on looks like it’d fill up your old room back at the apartment.
>The rest of the room was quite fancy, the gold flecked tables, the beautifully furnished chairs and couches.
>There was even a red custom made rug in the center, the sun on the center of it alone looked like it’d cost more than your city block.
>Everything that wasn’t covered was stark white and clean…the columns around the room acting as support for the roof was a bit much though, royalty or not they spared no expense.
>Too bad everything is illuminated by that crappy lamp; you flick the switch off before standing. “Go on, take a look,” Discord says as he points to the window. When you finally take a look outside you wish you hadn’t.
>You see a world unlike your own. Everything outside is bright and colorful, almost too much so, you can feel your eyes strain to take in the vibrant hues.
>You’re looking out of a spire from some Victorian-esque castle; whatever was used to make the castle itself appeared unstable considering there were random birds lodged in the walls of the castle.
>It’s like your section was made out of bubblegum or something. You look on to the town below to find a road made out of cards, building tops that seemed to literally spring and bounce in random directions
>The list goes on and on…flying clocks, ballet dancing bulls, spider…lizard things, and upside-down raining pink clouds…oh god is that shit rain flying upwards?
>Why are there floating buildings and how come they’re upside down? “Discord, are you sure you don’t take LSD? I mean seriously look at this place, if you did this there is no way drugs weren’t involved in the making,” you say as you stare out in disbelief at the multi colored world.
>Discord sighs, “No Anonymous this comes from my imagination,” You do a double take before turning back to him and his daughters.
>“Discord I doubt I’ll be able to traverse this city, let alone anywhere you want me to go in order to make friends. Besides, you said this place was called Equestria right?” you ask as you move away from the window.
>Discord nods, “So I’ll be around Equestrians, meaning a nation horses right?” you ask again, that’s when Screwball glares at you, “The proper term is p0ny, horse is an insult here,” says Screwball.
>Okay the little bi-polar hor-p0ny is staring at you like you’re its next murder victim, time to play it cool, “Heheh, sorry about that, didn’t know.” You say throwing your hands up defensively.
>Screwball’s anger melts away to be replaced by a smile, “Okie dokey, just don’t say it again,” and with that she starts flying around the room in circles, Eris face palms, “There is no way I’m related to her,”
>”Love you too Eris,” says Screwball as she continues to fly around the three of you, her flight path takes a sudden turn in your direction. She takes off like a bullet towards you.
>You yelp before ducking, she goes flying right through the still closed window. You get to your feet and watch as you see her fly in to the city, waving bye to you as she does.
>”Well…that was a little un-necessary, and rude,” you say as you brush the broken glass off of you, “Yeah she can be like that sometimes, a spitting image of me if I do say so myself,” says Discord.
>”Dad she looks nothing like you,” Eris says as she shoots her father a deadpan glare, Discord merely shrugs stating, “She takes after her mother I can’t into genetics.”
>”Says the Draconequus that made Equestria’s rabbits have legs as long as a giraffes?” Eris asks as she cross her arms before floating to eye level with Discord.
>Discord is not amused, “How many times do I have to tell you that my logic is infallible?” asks Discord as he narrows his eyes. “Whatever you say pops, I’m out,” Eris says as she floats towards the door.
>As she passes by you she says, “Yeah Dad isn’t going to tell you everything, expect the worst hope for the best,” with that she opens the door and promptly slams it behind her.
>”Well that isn’t very reassuring,” you say as you look from the door Eris left out of, to Discord. Discord’s smile turns sinister, “Oh don’t worry Anonymous it’s nothing to worry about,” he cackles.
>His cackle is followed by lightning and thunder from outside, very ominous. “Yeah, that doesn’t do a damn thing to put me at ease,” you say as you lean against the wall next to the window.
>”That’s not my problem, let’s go ahead and get you started. I’ll be bringing you to a town called P0nyville and you’ll be placed in the care of a unicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle,” Discord examines his talons as he explains your next course of action.
>”From there you’ll be introduced into Equestrian society, when you’re used to the town and its p0nies you can start making friends. I suggest you start with Twilight for obvious reasons,” and with that Discord snaps his fingers and the door to the bedroom opens.
>Discord points out of the door, “Wait, before I go, why are you having me make friends. This whole thing seems so…odd, I don’t even know where I’m going or what I’m doing.” you say as you place your hands in your pockets.
>”Stating something’s odd in a world thrown in to chaos yeah that’s new alright. Just wing it Anonymous, you’re good at doing that,” suddenly you feel your body begin to float.
>You look at yourself to find that you’re inside a sort of bubble; you slowly float towards the open door to find a steep drop below…seriously that’s five stories at least. You shudder; you do not do well with heights.
>You look to Discord giving him a look of fear while shaking your head rapidly. Discord gives you a wide, psychotic grin before nodding enthusiastically. SNAP, and down you go.
>You scream as you rapidly descend towards the ground below. You fall so fast the area around you becomes blurry and unrecognizable.
>You fall for a good thirty seconds before you’re suddenly inside a clear pipe. Wait where did this thing come from? You’re now forced to go on whatever path this winding pipe will have you go on.
>You make random twists and turns, your stomach can barely take the abuse as you’re flung around inside of your purple ball.
>Suddenly you shoot up, straight up, you look to see that you’re above the clouds, the zany castle you were in just a minute before is now nothing more than a spec along a unique landscape.
>You note patches of candy covered land, craggy mountains, a few oceans, trees, deserts, the works. At least this world is somewhat similar to yours…aside from a few major differences of course.
>That’s when you realize, you’re going way too high, you see the end of your little pipe ride, with a loud pop you’re launched like a rocket further in to the sky.
>Oh no you’re going to leave the atmosphere! And you do; now you’re shooting straight for…the moon. You could probably come up with something witty if the thought of slamming in to the moon didn’t scare you.
>You scream as your crash course takes a random direction, now instead of slamming in to the surface of the moon you orbit around it.
>As you do you just so happen to see two…p0nies on its surface. As you orbit around the moon the two p0nies turn their attention to you. Just how are they breathing in space anyway?
>And boy do they look…unique, you’ve never seen anything with wings and a horn before. Unfortunately you’re moving too fast to get out any other features.
>A few seconds earlier, “Huzzah! Thou hath lost to thine superior intellect!” says Luna as she digs a line through a self-made tic tac toe board. Celestia sighs before casually tossing a rock.
>”That’s what…six hundred and seventy to one?” asks Celestia as she gives her sister a deadpan expression, Luna nods happily, Celestia groans, “I’m going to die of boredom on this rock!”
>Luna sighs, “Please sister dost thou hath to protest so much? Besides thou art immortal death’s embrace shalt not claim thou,” with that Luna looks at the stars surrounding them, “Tis enchanting,” says Luna in wonderment, ignoring her sister’s comments.
>”You say that every time you look up sister, I swear there is no way you kept your sanity up here for 1000 years,” says Celestia as she glares at her sister, her glare turns to a look of confusion when she sees Luna squint.
>”What is it Luna, do you see another comet?” asks Celestia as she stands, “No…we hath not the faintest notion as to what that may be,” says Luna as she points to the object in the sky.
>Celestia looks in the direction her sister is pointing to see you orbiting helplessly along the moon, “Sister dost thou hath any inkling as to why a hairless ape is floating through the cosmos?” Luna asks as she turns to look at her sister, Celestia’s only reply is a shrug.
>”Probably some unfortunate soul that angered Discord,” says Celestia as she turns her gaze back to the surface of the moon, “How about another game Luna?” Celestia asks as she sits.
>”Art thou not concerned for this creature’s well-being?” asks Luna as she looks to her sister in disbelief, “Look, if my magic wasn’t sealed away and if I wasn’t stuck here I’d help it out, but it’s out of my hooves, we’ll just have to hope for the best,” says Celestia as she scratches up a tic tac toe board.
>And with that Luna takes a seat in front of her sister, as they play another game your orbit seems to break when your purple ball comes near the planet’s surface.
>The gravitational pull of the planet brings you towards it, that’s going to be a long fall for you. You scream as you start to pick up speed. As you re-enter the planet’s atmosphere your ball erupts in flames.
>Fortunately for you, you’re not being burned, this ball must be nearly indestructible, but the impact will probably kill you. You scream and curse as the ground below slowly gets closer and closer.
>You shut your eyes as you reach breakneck speeds, if you thought you’d hit terminal velocity you were wrong, it’s as if you can’t stop going faster and faster.
>The ground is getting bigger by the second; you close your eyes and prepare for the worst. That’s when you feel yourself come to a slow, gradual stop. “Wha…huh?” you ask as you open your eyes.
>You look to see that the ball you were in has landed softly in front of some…tree house? You look around to find that the majority of the buildings around you are like the ones back in that city you saw earlier.
>Somehow this literal tree house is the most normal thing around here, that’s when your ball rolls forward and through the front door to the tree house.
>You stop considering the ball is larger than the open doorframe it’s trying to roll through. You get a quick look at the library within before a small opening appears within your ball.
>You’re launched from your ball and in to a nearby wall, your impact causes the tree to shake, making a few books fall off of the shelves in the process.
>”Ugh…my back.” You say before promptly hitting the ground, “Ow my…everything,” you wince as you struggle to your feet. As you stand up you hear Discord call out.
>”Finally the man of the hour is here!” says Discord as he descends a nearby ladder, so there’s two floors to this place, good to know.
>You hear a disheartened sounding girl call from where Discord came from, “Who cares, it’s not as if he can help stop you,” Well who’s this bundle of joy you must meet her.
>Discord grimaces when he sees the state you’re in, “My word Anonymous you look horrible, you do not want to make a terrible first impression with this mare,” he says as he snaps his fingers.
>All at once whatever pain you were feeling is sapped from you, you feel the swollen eye and jaw you had just a few minutes ago to find that the swelling no longer exists.
>You remove everything first aid wise you applied to yourself before coming here, if you’re back to full health there’s no need to keep this stuff on you.
>”Thanks, this has got to be the single nicest thing you’ve ever done for me,” you say with a chuckle. “Don’t get used to it I’m going to stay as far away from this train wreck as possible,” says Discord.
>”Wait, train wreck I thought I was just supposed to make friends,” you say as you take a seat in the floor, you use the nearby wall as a prop.
>”Oh you are, but when was the last time you spent any time with anyone other than a co-worker you were forced to see day in and day out,” asks Discord as he gives you a sly grin.
>You open your mouth to speak out in protest at his question only to find that he’s absolutely right. You haven’t really talked to anyone on a friendly level since you started working at your factory job.
>That crafty motherfucker…Discord laughs at your expense but stops when a flash of purple light appears next to him.
>Standing to Discord’s left…is a gray on gray p0ny with a horn, from her facial expression it appears as though she and despair go hand in hand. Even her eyes are grey you quirk an eyebrow.
>”Anonymous, I’d like to introduce you to the one, the only, Twilight Sparkle!” shouts Discord, suddenly confetti and streamers shoot out from the bookshelves while fanfare plays.
>Neither you nor Twilight seem amused, in fact Twilight seems as if she’s about to burst in to tears, “Great now I gotta clean up this mess,” she says as she looks around her library.
>”Not my problem,” says Discord. “Have fun Anonymous, not only do I expect you to make friends with Twilight, but I also expect a report on something you’ve learned about friendship.”
>Well now he’s just throwing you for a loop. Before you have a chance to respond Discord snaps his fingers and blinks out of existence. His laughter echoes throughout the library for a few seconds before fading.
>You and Twilight sit/stand across from each other, staring at each other for a few minutes. The two of you occasionally glance over to where Discord was a few moments ago. Yeah he isn’t coming back.
>”So…how do we do this?” you ask as you look over Twilight, expecting a response. She just sighs sadly before looking away dejectedly.
>“Do what exactly? Discord’s only doing this to rub failure in my face,” Twilight says as her horn begins to glow. The purple aura suddenly appearing out of nowhere causes you to back away in surprise.
>Too bad you’re already against the wall, the best you can do is slide along it, eventually sitting opposite of where Twilight is standing, Twilight turns to you quirking a brow as she does so.
>”What, it’s just magic, it’s not as if I can really DO anything with it,” she says sadly before looking at the scattered confetti around herself. Man this unicorn is starting to play on your nerves.
>The glow her horn is producing starts to appear around a few pieces of confetti. She seems to give a halfhearted effort before giving up. She sighs before turning to look at you.
>”I can’t even lift colored paper,” and with that she goes prone, you see her pout her lips before turning and nudging a piece of confetti, “Stupid paper,” says Twilight to no one in particular.
>You groan audibly before face palming. She reminded you of a lazy co-worker that only came in to work to sleep off his hours.
>Within two hours you were ready to toss him in to the machinery in order to shut him up; his constant whining and complaining took a huge toll on your nerves.
>You were not about to hear that shit a second time around if you could help it. Without thinking twice you stand and walk over to Twilight.
>The sound of your footsteps startles Twilight; she turns to face you as you come to stop right next to her. You proceed to kneel next to her, and then you start picking up pieces of confetti off of the floor.
>”W..what are you doing?” Twilight asks as she watches you clean up the mess, you were thinking of giving her a sarcastic response but this unicorn seems to live in a library.
>Surely she must mean what are you doing in the sense of ‘why are you helping me,’ rather than ‘what are you doing’ literally. If it’s the former then there’s no need for sarcasm.
>If she meant it in the literal sense you were going to have an aneurism from sheer rage. “Twilight, I’m supposed to be your friend right? What better way than helping you clean up this mess?”
>You hope your question would be enough. Twilight gasps as she lets what you asked sink in, “Oh my, but we haven’t even properly introduced ourselves that’s like step one!” she gasps again.
>”And you’re helping me clean but I’m not doing anything, I should make some tea NO I should write down a checklist of what I need to do before introductions, NO NO WAIT! I need to….oh who am I kidding I can’t do anything right,” says Twilight before slumping to the floor yet again.
>You were going to berate her, considering she just got on your last nerve, but when you see a single, solitary tear slide down her cheek you sigh, relaxing yourself in the process.
>You turn your body to face Twilight before extending your hand to her, she looks at you quizzically. “Huh,” asks Twilight not understanding your gesture, “It’s how humans introduce themselves, they say their names before shaking their han…er hooves…you know what I mean….anyway my name is Anonymous,” you say.
>You wait for Twilight to return the gesture. She looks from your extended hand, to you, then back to your hand. ‘Come on, shake my hand damn it,’ you think to yourself as you wait.
>Finally you see a smile form on Twilight’s lips. She gets in to a sitting position before she extends her hoof, you take her hoof in to your hand, “Twilight Sparkle, it’s a pleasure to meet you,” she says, you give her hoof a single shake.
>After that you get right back to cleaning up the confetti, when you notice she isn’t making any motion to move you turn to see she’s still looking over you in confusion. “Is that it,” she asks in bewilderment.
>”Yup,” you say before promptly turning back to the confetti and streamers. Suddenly Twilight shouts “I did it!” Her enthusiastic shout startles you, “I did something right…right?” she asks.
>Okay this is starting to get really annoying now, “You didn’t mess up at all Twilight,” you say without looking up from your cleaning. You hear her giggle before clopping her hooves together.
>”Now, are you going to help me clean up this mess? It’s your place after all right?” you ask as you look to Twilight, she giggles nervously before rubbing the back of her head with a hoof…just how is she…no, no this world doesn’t make any sense why would a p0ny’s bone structure make sense?
>”Yes…sorry,” Twilight says before joining you in cleaning, since she seems to not want to use magic she instead picks up the confetti and streamers using her mouth.
>”Twilight?” you ask, “Yesh,” asks Twilight as she looks to you, her response is muffled considering she’s got a mouthful of streamers. “Aren’t you going to use your magic to clean?” Twilight shakes her head.
>She then spits out her collected trash, “I’m two for two right now. I’m cleaning AND I properly introduced myself, why risk messing all of that up over something as silly as magic.” She looks at you as if her response was the most obvious thing in the world.
>It takes all of your willpower to keep from cursing; yeah this is going to take a while. Just how many new ‘friends’ are going to be like Twilight here anyway?