doki doki bunkagu-bu

Sayori is 300% the unlucky childhood friend. isn't it sad sacchin? sayoricchin?

0/10 would not date sayori. i normally love osananajimi but idk about her

>and I know you're happy now but I'd die at the thought of you becoming a NEET in a few years because you're not used to the real world

wow what the fuck I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling really attacked right now

>I sold my soul for a cupcake

wow that's me

>Seriously, you brought a boy? Way to kill the atmosphere.

wow bitch who shit in your cereal?

I mean lbr though, I'd probably do the same thing LOL

Okay so we have Yuri generic smart ojou, mature and timid, I bet she's probably rich or something

Natsuki, aka angry genki child girl

Monika, a smart beautiful atheltic - oh okay so she's the mary sue perfect girl with like only one minor flaw that she stresses over or something

>why are you thanking me? it's not like I made them for your or anything

BYE natsuki is a tsundere oh god why nani sore imi wakannai
all that line is missing is a baka holy shit

>but not for, y-you know, you! dummy!

cHRIST almighty

wait she looked up when I said manga

awww shit she's the weeb tsundere i love her

wow MC you're an asshole wtf you just disappointed four girls at once

time to write a poem and then walk home with my childhood friend. the anime levels reaching critical

what is this weird ass mini game i'm actually writing a poem

>anime, kawaii

I hate this minigame

oh the three chibi characters jump depending on which word you pick. is this a weird way of going on which route?

FUCKING SAVAGE MONIKA holy shit

https://i.imgur.com/RhSyBAb.png

baking cupcakes to encourage recruitment. of course lmao

>Why do you think you don't have a boyfriend yet

hol Y SHIT WHAT THE FUCK did I just witness a murder

tfw you will never help your osananajimi dress

https://i.imgur.com/FSFzVyP.png

wow Natsuki that's... kinda depressing wtf

okay I guess Sayori's kinda cute lol

>I want breakfast

christ almighty, sasuga sayori-chan

https://i.imgur.com/gsrovln.png

Yuri's poem was about what I expected

Ohhhh DEEP SYMBOLISM classic yuri

Monika's poem got kinda dark there...

oh boy harem time. natsuki v yuri

I couldn't choose between Natsuki or Yuri so I asked Sayori to bail me out

did I accidentally go onto the Sayori route

ah fuck did I condemn her to death or something

time to do another poem...?

oh shit I thought monika was dead. having known that some bad shit happens really fucks with your ability to read into a game

oh fuck monika plays piano tho best girl

aww man. the good feelings of childhood friends lmao

this is why childhood friends were always my favorite. the nostalgic familiar feeling is the best

>It's like she's dragging around a dead weight

wow who the fuck asked your opinion Natsuki

Yuri stop beating yourself up omfg

Wait a minute she didn't even show me her poem did I lock her out of my route options

I SURE AM GLAD I SCROLLED DOWN

https://i.imgur.com/ypdDFdc.png

OH FUCK OH FUCK

>Sometimes you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision, when that happens, don't forget to save your game

UM. UM HELLO. MONIKA?? HELLOOOOO?

Sayori sure wrote a dark poem....
oh she wants my poem lol guess I'll give it to her

>Might as well let MC lower everyone's standards a little before I have to do it

UM EXCUSE ME WHO ASKED YOU NATSUKI

https://i.imgur.com/KTSJXsd.png

oh shit oh shit oh shit nooooo I don't want to choose
well i saved
i'll go back to this and look at it later I guess

"The festival is only in a few days, who knows what will happen in that time"

weeeeeeeeeee

what is this bad shitty japanese pun joke

https://i.imgur.com/PYG404i.png

TL NOTE: IKA MEANS SQUID. KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN

don't be a fucking dense MC don't be a fucking dense MC don't be a fucking dense MC don't be a fucking dense MC

https://i.imgur.com/9kLkicF.png

oops too late i'm full on retarded

Natsuki has a fang I just noticed aw fuck Natsuki points +100

oh Sayori was worried about me. Oh no. Oh no I like her too much this is bad yabai yabai yabai

wtf sayori why are you crying now?????

uh oh she went home by herself if that ain't a red flag I don't know what is

>Yuri doesn't seem too enthusiastic about spending time with me... I guess if she changes her mind she'll come to me.

wow bye okay nerd see you later I didn't want to spend time with you either

wait catchphrase?

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER???????????

https://i.imgur.com/cZB0xIA.png

oh I can't help out sayori rip

but I'll help out natsuki I guess. yuri looks so defeated rip

ugh natsuki's kinda cute too

well I was waiting for when the hammer would drop I gues

https://i.imgur.com/fFFbFns.png
oh... getting a little too real for me. me too sayori. me too. depression

me about sayori: https://i.imgur.com/PoN6skS.png

oh no natsuki is kinda cute too

https://i.imgur.com/vqz0paO.png

asdfasdfsdafk

OH FUCK

OH FUCKK SAYORI CAME BY AND

OH FUCK OH FCUK OH SHIT

Monika was right, I should just

uh oh..

should I put Sayori on suicide watch

https://i.imgur.com/uTP1MfG.png

"It felt like a bunch of thorns when you told me that you love me"

um that's not reassuring

"I probably know a lot more than you think"

that's only a little ominous Monika

asdfosjkadfkl;sdafjkl;sdja;fjkl;dfjkl;dfjkl;DJKL;SDA;JKLASDFJKL;dfjkl;sdjakl;fsj;akldf
no
NO
NONOASDFNSKOADF
NONOONONONO
FUCK NO
 I SWEAR TO GOD
DID THSFJKA;SLDKFJSKL;ADF
FUCK
THAT WAS SUCH AN AWFUL PUN
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SAYORI KILLED HERSELF VIA HANGING
https://i.imgur.com/u2AWnQj.png

YOU KIND OF LEFT HER HANGING THIS MORNING
https://i.imgur.com/Yt0xqmk.png

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>Don't strain yourself

FUCKING STOP. MONIKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

https://i.imgur.com/pxpoz96.png

MOTHER FUCKER
MOTHERFUCKER
MOTHERFUCKER
I KNEW
IT
FUCKING OFF
FUCK RIGHT OFF
FUCK RIGHT OFF

LEFT HER HANGING THIS MORNING CHRIST ALMIGHT MONIKA WHAT DO YOU KNOW I SWEAR TO GOD

SHOULD'VE JUST LISTENED TO MONIKA

DID SHE TELL HER TO KILL HERSLEF
SAYORI WAS LIKE "I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MONIKA" YESTERDAY

https://i.imgur.com/woqNCRj.png

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

honestly though I think.. telling her you'll be friends would've killed her too. I don't think there was any option...

wait what

https://i.imgur.com/8d5t2IC.png

oh boy

w-what
what

wWHAT

https://i.imgur.com/claSqne.png

what what what wHWAT

no

do I have to have all the girls die before I find out more about monika

every time the game spazzes out I have a little heart attack. christ. stop mentioning Sayori oh god

now it's Monika. wait her lines are the same as when she was in the club...?

oh now it's sold soul to Monika instead of cupcakes
asdfasdfjkl
christ the game needs to stop freaking out
I actually swore when the game went all black and weird and fuzzy for a sec.

I'm not sure if I want to keep playing.

okay after a short break I'm back. okay so natsuki didn't bake cupcakes

wait. where did all my saves with sayori go. she doesn't exist

wait and now Yuri is the VP

a secret poem? also time for making more poems I guess


jesus fuckING FUCK STOP black and white reverse image of sayori jumping into the frame fucked me up I actually shouted jesus fuck really loud and now i'm wide awake lol

https://i.imgur.com/QHlKG0f.png

wait why is she in front of the text bubble...

https://i.imgur.com/9eiwm4v.png

um

okay this isn't as scary as jump scares but it's a bit unnerving

https://i.imgur.com/Q6PzmC4.png
UMMM. so is Natsuki's death going to be beaten to death? Domestic abuse?

Also the original text was : I don't even know what my dad would do if he found this.

ah fuck I feel you Natsuki...

https://i.imgur.com/duFv9n6.png

no. NO just NO. fuck this. fuck this game.

Natsuki's eyes suddenly light up again

christ stop monika what are you hiding

https://i.imgur.com/68Ijre2.png

uhhhhhhhhhhhh abusive

the music going out of tune every so often messes with me too much

https://i.imgur.com/acSv9qj.png

I am concerned.

askdfhsjkadfjsadkflJK HOLY HAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT NATSUKI FUCKING S A V A G E

> WHOA BE CAREFUL THERE OR YOU MIGHT CUT YOURSELF ON THAT EDGE YURI
> OH MY BAD YOU ALREADY DO, DON'T YOU

CHRIST ALMIGHTY HELLO 911 I JUST WITNESSED SOMEONE BURNED TO DEATH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

we must go deeper

https://i.imgur.com/lMO0Pc5.png

https://i.imgur.com/LSsnnpp.png Monkia has to be the key to everything

Also Natsuki will have forgotten everything tomorrow, completely.

Oh is she beaten senseless or something daily

wha thw
what wha thwat
monika
oh shit monika just forced the game into a poem time
she bypassed yuri's wishes

well that's definitely the word I'm clicking on lol
https://i.imgur.com/tbtBlc4.png

Should not have clicked that. Ah fuck

https://i.imgur.com/VAJSX8s.png
wow. like monika said. she literally forgot all about it

https://i.imgur.com/uWKpH87.png

C O N C E R N

I'm not screencapping any more weird text it's happening too often
I forgot about those jump scares lol

"I was just bathing in-" something whatever Yuri said it was immediately over-written hmmmmm

Yuri is starved for social interaction. Gee you don't say

https://i.imgur.com/YCAZpjJ.png

Well someone got deleted lol

https://i.imgur.com/6T2mmnC.png

Yuri's a little creepy

Natsuki: After all I was taught to not expect anything from anyone

;w;

"n       o t  h i ng is re       al"

uh

https://i.imgur.com/AQZCJPB.png

THE NOISE IT'S MAKING IS VERY VERY CONCERN

I DIDN'T EVEN DO A POEM NIGHT

WHY

phew okay it went away oh god what was that

UM

https://i.imgur.com/0J6bJRo.png
 um UM HELLO??? ARE YOU OKAY?

her face just stabbed herself in the eye

what

that's only a little ominous

https://i.imgur.com/EdoTEmE.png

wait I guess Monika isn't the one in control if she was yelling about not yet when it was about to fade to the poem

Yuri you bitch what the fuck you just made Natsuki cry and run out. "why don't you search for coins under a vending machine"

and then monika's like "actually go ahead it doesn't matter"

this cheery music is giving me mental whiplash

well. well that was yuri definitely cutting up her arms

shit

CONCERN LEVELS RISING
https://i.imgur.com/fbT4xDJ.png

https://i.imgur.com/EL0pQZe.png

WOOAOSOADJFJLAKSD

WOAOOOOHHHHH

https://i.imgur.com/6pYWDK1.png

welp oka

guess I don't have much of a choice then https://i.imgur.com/Q4FoF9n.png

wait it went to the title screen for a sec lol

https://i.imgur.com/e6VmMUe.png

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://i.imgur.com/K7axflm.png

okay so she's giving me a poem with her dried blood and pee on it lmao

> I've endowed it with my scent

lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

https://i.imgur.com/PqgIYcm.png

LOL

https://i.imgur.com/ZuOJKyE.png

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uh
the mouse is getting auto pulled to Monica

lmao

and if you click on not Monica... hahahahahahahah holy shit

https://i.imgur.com/LCkwENy.png

getting a little too real here Yuri
https://i.imgur.com/huIWp92.png

abort ab o r t abort abort too yandere for me

https://i.imgur.com/8YLSj3w.png

> I just want to pull your skin open and crawl inside of you.
uhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
am I going to die here

ah well that was expected lol

https://i.imgur.com/b6UfxA7.png

rip yuri

wait how is she talking so much she stabbed herself in the heart lol

wait I've been skipping for 2 days now? her body is very dead

history doesn't give me anything except this jumble of text by Monica

wait why was I in the room the whole tiem

oh it skipped to the festival

wait she just did the uhhh madotsuki vomit thing lol

https://i.imgur.com/i9DKvfH.png

about what I was expecting and now this

https://i.imgur.com/8mzeVe7.png

this doesn't look like kansas anymore toto

https://i.imgur.com/CrOvTco.png

oh fuck

oh shit

fuck me up fam

just what te fuck

that's not even my. well that's my username but it's not even my steam usernmae. it's sweet-saccharin
wait no it's my PC name right, because my computer is saccharin-PC right

well doesn't look like I have much of a choice in the matter lol

https://i.imgur.com/Gosg389.png

son of a bitch they're actually gone

https://i.imgur.com/qYujxWb.png

I guess the real yandere was Monika all along

https://i.imgur.com/ChAoXNU.png

https://i.imgur.com/DIck57J.png

too late you already did that
https://i.imgur.com/bHy0RRd.png

BWAHHHHHHH

there's no main menu to go to

christ even if you quit it goes straight back oh my god

>About Sayori, you're not still hung up over it, right?

FUCKING S T O P MONIKA
ah. so I could've saved Sayori. she was

ah fuck why would you tell me that

"hey have you played super sma-" lmao

copy the character file eh

also when does this end is this it do i sit with monika for an eternity

wow she's even calling out the genre

https://i.imgur.com/BU0FUqD.png

Is this even Japan? Why is everything in English?

ahahhahaha

oh shit she calls me out for quitting the game oh lord oh almighty

top fucking lol

https://i.imgur.com/wGWDfj9.png

Well after a couple hours of reading Monika lines I finally worked up the courage to delete her chr file and now we have........

https://i.imgur.com/8388pnh.png

wow I feel like fucking scum

https://i.imgur.com/MwcafYy.png

oh she restored everything

cute now everyone's back. I kinda missed everyone haha..

oh man yuri/natsuki friendship is so cute

UH

I WAS EXPECTING THE BAD TIMES TO BE OVER

https://i.imgur.com/Uf7j01v.png

https://i.imgur.com/gWSYh1j.png

WHAT IS GOING ON

everything went really weird

and now there's a song playing with vocals

oh god what is this

uncanny valley

wait is that the ending everything's getting deleted what

https://i.imgur.com/Zn0IHyF.png

uh now what

oh monika deleted herself

okay so I have to get all the girls CGs in one run without running into Sayori's dead body lol

Okay. That's real neato I guess. Can't be assed just going to see the good ending on YouTube or someting

Overrated? Definitely. Some neat concepts? Yeah. Pretty good, for OELVN