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In Which Bad News Is Learned, and a Bargain Is Not Made

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  1. (8:40:35 PM) ***snaplockSunblood has joined the memo
  2. (8:40:38 PM) snaplockSunblood: Hrmph
  3. (8:40:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Mm
  4. (8:40:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Hey, Snaplock
  5. (8:40:55 PM) ventricularPipefitter: What's up tonight?
  6. (8:40:57 PM) snaplockSunblood: This map turned out like hoofbeast shit
  7. (8:41:00 PM) tenaciousTheseus: We don't know what either of their roles are, do we
  8. (8:41:03 PM) shadowMafia: Shit..
  9. (8:41:05 PM) snaplockSunblood: Whose?
  10. (8:41:10 PM) shadowMafia: Is this the same guy that did that shit with LILURA??
  11. (8:41:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yes
  12. (8:41:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yes, Brahim.
  13. (8:41:19 PM) shadowMafia: Fucking A
  14. (8:41:20 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's the same guy.
  15. (8:41:25 PM) shadowMafia: I thought he fucking exploded..
  16. (8:41:26 PM) snaplockSunblood: Fuck you I asked you a question
  17. (8:41:29 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That is the situation on which I said I had the logs of him doing
  18. (8:41:32 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Lily.
  19. (8:41:36 PM) snaplockSunblood: What?
  20. (8:41:40 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Abel's daughter is in a bad way.
  21. (8:41:50 PM) ventricularPipefitter: But the killer's got her convinced he's a friend and we're all nutcases.
  22. (8:42:03 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Lily" (What's wrong? Talk ter me)
  23. (8:42:17 PM) snaplockSunblood: And no one /told/ me about this why?
  24. (8:42:24 PM) snaplockSunblood: What the /fuck/, Pipes?
  25. (8:42:43 PM) exttac|offline: extemporizedTactics bounced back system message: ( Error! User has disabled private messages! )
  26. (8:43:01 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Lily" (Oh no you fucking don't. Turn 'em back on /now)
  27. (8:43:06 PM) ventricularPipefitter: She's been less scarce than /you/, perhaps? With a side of 'You've had troubles with language.'
  28. (8:43:18 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ['Because it require's subtlety, and you're about as subtle as a hammer to the face']
  29. (8:43:22 PM) tenaciousTheseus: [Nah. Delete]
  30. (8:43:25 PM) shadowMafia: You know nobody talks to any fucking body around here..
  31. (8:43:26 PM) snaplockSunblood: Pipes she's turned off PMs. Do an admin thing and turn 'em on
  32. (8:43:45 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That's not a server-side thing
  33. (8:43:48 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That's a client-side thing
  34. (8:43:50 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Nothing he can do
  35. (8:43:50 PM) shadowMafia: She broke her fucking dongle..
  36. (8:43:56 PM) snaplockSunblood: Do I look like I- /what/
  37. (8:44:04 PM) snaplockSunblood: And /when/ was I gonna get told that?
  38. (8:44:17 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Lily" (YOU MAKE A NEW DONGLE RIGHT NOW)
  39. (8:44:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You just were
  40. (8:44:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It just happened
  41. (8:45:02 PM) exttac|offline: extemporizedTactics bounced back system message: ( Error! User has disabled private messages! )
  42. (8:45:16 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Lily" (THAT AIN'T GETTING A NEW ONE MADE)
  43. (8:45:17 PM) exttac|offline: (( wait those should be user does not exist ))
  44. (8:45:29 PM) snaplockSunblood: ((Got it))
  45. (8:45:29 PM) exttac|offline: extemporizedTactics bounced back system message: ( Error! User does not exist! )
  46. (8:45:40 PM) noxalNightmare: It as been a big exciting orrible event yes
  47. (8:45:43 PM) snaplockSunblood: Well then make a new one for her!
  48. (8:45:58 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Lily" (RIGHT /NOW/, YOUNG LADY)
  49. (8:46:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I can no more do that than put a sword in her hand right now.
  50. (8:46:07 PM) snaplockSunblood: Fuck you!
  51. (8:46:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'm sorry.
  52. (8:46:18 PM) snaplockSunblood: Get one made /now/
  53. (8:46:29 PM) noxalNightmare: Eit er t e murdered is still alive, or dead, w ic makes er t e only one in t at session rig t now
  54. (8:46:40 PM) noxalNightmare: Our only ope is next session s e finds someone from ere
  55. (8:46:46 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I have no way to -get- it to her, or to convince her that I am a trustworthy person.
  56. (8:46:55 PM) snaplockSunblood: ...how can I ensure I session with her?
  57. (8:46:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: The most I can do is hope that the poison works.
  58. (8:46:59 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You don't
  59. (8:47:12 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( How badly do you want that? )
  60. (8:47:28 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (Very.)
  61. (8:47:38 PM) noxalNightmare: T e most you can do is insure t at your body will make it, t e person wit er won't be you t oug and we bot know ow and w y
  62. (8:47:50 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( As someone who cares about her, you're already more likely to roll with her than a stranger. Ditto, if she also cares about you. )
  63. (8:47:52 PM) noxalNightmare: Unless you ave a secret up your sleve
  64. (8:47:53 PM) snaplockSunblood: I cain't read a thing yer sayin
  65. (8:48:06 PM) ventricularPipefitter: E leaves out the h's for a quirk.
  66. (8:48:25 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( Beyond that, you would need to petition the Furthest Ring and I am not sure I'm comfortable with that. )
  67. (8:48:28 PM) shadowMafia: Try harder,, Snappy.. We ain''t got all day to listen to you bitch..
  68. (8:48:30 PM) noxalNightmare: Only way is t e Ot ers, and if you do t at you'd be joining er session as a speaker is w at I'm saying
  69. (8:48:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Don't call her that.
  70. (8:48:54 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Her name's /Snaplock/.
  71. (8:49:10 PM) shadowMafia: Don''t I get to give people nicknames??
  72. (8:49:16 PM) snaplockSunblood: [>Snaplock: Start seeing if you have the grist or combination for any kind of sleeping brew]
  73. (8:49:26 PM) snaplockSunblood: No, ya don't
  74. (8:49:35 PM) shadowMafia: Fuck you too,, then..
  75. (8:49:35 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( Are you going to do that? )
  76. (8:50:01 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (What do you fucking think? You lot in here's sure done a fucking good job of handling shit and keeping people informed and all)
  77. (8:50:05 PM) noxalNightmare: T ere is nicknames and insults
  78. (8:50:24 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( You're making a deal with a host of demons to get what you want. )
  79. (8:50:27 PM) noxalNightmare: If s e wants you to call er t at, go a ead, if not t en it's a insult
  80. (8:50:38 PM) noxalNightmare: T oug t ats never stopped you before I know
  81. (8:50:44 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (Already made one Deal. What's another?)
  82. (8:51:19 PM) snaplockSunblood: [...you're going to have to steal one from a village, aren't you? Or you could just run around in circles until you collapse of exhaustion.]
  83. (8:51:28 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( And another, and another, and another, and another, and the black poison gradually creeps into your soul and corrupts your mind and you'll be no person I might recognize as clade. )
  84. (8:51:31 PM) shadowMafia: [You grit your teeth.]
  85. (8:51:36 PM) snaplockSunblood: [>You start running]
  86. (8:51:42 PM) shadowMafia: Fine.. Snaplock it is,, if the shit''s that serious..
  87. (8:51:49 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( What do you even intend to offer. )
  88. (8:51:49 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (She's /kin/)
  89. (8:52:23 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( She is. But I can't let you think this is something /trivial/. )
  90. (8:52:50 PM) noxalNightmare: T e s it as been serious for t e last alf our
  91. (8:52:57 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (Do I fucking /sound/ like I'm being trivial?)
  92. (8:53:09 PM) noxalNightmare: You can call er nicknames w en you feel like comparing bulge sizes again
  93. (8:53:39 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( Abel's no quadrant of yours, though. Are you sure you're the right person to be at Lily's side, when next you pass through the door? )
  94. (8:53:45 PM) shadowMafia: HA!! Joke is on you,, Snaplock doesn''t have a bulge..
  95. (8:54:02 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (If you will fucking /stop/ reminding me of that, that'd be good.)
  96. (8:54:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And you know that how
  97. (8:54:25 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Okay but seriously, are genitals really an appropriate topic right now?
  98. (8:54:26 PM) noxalNightmare: Probably w en t ey tried to compare t em
  99. (8:55:02 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (An' the only better person I can think'd be Abel)
  100. (8:55:18 PM) noxalNightmare: T e topic took a deep tide into "fucking stupid" or "very depressing" so I tried to lig ten t e mood a tiny bit
  101. (8:55:24 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( If I didn't think there was worth in you being there, I'd never have told you it was possible. But you make /hasty/ decisions, and I ausp for you fer good reasons. You -don't- make Deals with the Ring lightly. They change you, permanently. )
  102. (8:55:52 PM) shadowMafia: We talked about it before.. But you''re right,, that shit belongs in a side memo or PMs..
  103. (8:56:33 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( And I know /that/ because I've been doing it for longer than anyone else around here save my sister. )
  104. (8:58:06 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (...I'll put a limit on myself and think the terms through real fucking good before I accept)
  105. (9:00:45 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( Good. You're negotiating with a powerful enemy who has not yet decided your life and all you value are theirs for the taking. I'll feel best if you walk away from the Bargaining table and discuss the terms with me, before you go back to accept or modify them. )
  106. (9:00:51 PM) noxalNightmare: By t e sound of t ings, it as
  107. (9:00:56 PM) noxalNightmare: So, w at now?
  108. (9:01:22 PM) noxalNightmare: Awkward small talk until we all disconnect and eat sweets until falling asleep?
  109. (9:01:39 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (If they ain't the type that'll let that then they ain't the type you want ter bargain with in the first place)
  110. (9:01:39 PM) nebulousMetamorph left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 186 seconds).
  111. (9:02:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sure
  112. (9:02:17 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Or maybe booze instead
  113. (9:02:35 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( You can /always/ say no. They are all, even the Oathbreaker that holds my sister in thrall, bound by rules. )
  114. (9:02:59 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( You get it. Thank god and skaia bright, you get it. )
  115. (9:03:01 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (Also, never /ever/ gonna bargain with someone like a title like /that/)
  116. (9:03:12 PM) shadowMafia: I could drink
  117. (9:03:18 PM) shadowMafia: I could drink the fuck out of something
  118. (9:03:19 PM) noxalNightmare: I'll do booze w en I'm old enoug
  119. (9:03:22 PM) noxalNightmare: Or cocooning
  120. (9:03:24 PM) snaplockSunblood: Mead
  121. (9:03:33 PM) noxalNightmare: O o one second
  122. (9:03:56 PM) noxalNightmare: Bas made t is strong as fuck mead I'll go see if I saved t e code and picture
  123. (9:04:39 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( I've seen /three/ people do that. I cannot understand it. )
  124. (9:04:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh god no not the mind honey mead
  125. (9:05:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Mind honey mead.
  126. (9:05:30 PM) shadowMafia: What''s mind honey mead?? Shit sounds bomb..
  127. (9:05:33 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Do the special properties of mind-honey survive fermentation?
  128. (9:06:00 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It's mead made with mind honey
  129. (9:06:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: As a troll, you should know what mind honey is better than we do.
  130. (9:06:31 PM) noxalNightmare: I don't know, all I know is it supposedly does some crazy s it
  131. (9:07:05 PM) shadowMafia: What,, since I''m a troll I know every fucking thing about troll culture and history and biology and knowledge??
  132. (9:07:25 PM) noxalNightmare: Also Ross t at's like asking if cocaine would work mixed in wit fruit juice
  133. (9:07:31 PM) shadowMafia: Tell me Ross,, what are the special properties of ... some random human shit you don''t know..
  134. (9:07:39 PM) ventricularPipefitter: What you've never seen a comedy that had 'oops mind honey' in it?
  135. (9:07:44 PM) noxalNightmare: Aren't experts but probably yes
  136. (9:08:05 PM) shadowMafia: Yes I have that''s obviously why I am fucking asking the goddamn question..
  137. (9:08:27 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (People're idiots)
  138. (9:08:58 PM) noxalNightmare: Anyways, all I know is it fucks up umans bad, trolls twice as bad, is eavy as s it, and tastes absolutely orrible
  139. (9:09:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: LSD, sometimes also called 'acid,' contains lysergic acid and was brought into popular awareness in the 1960's by Thomas Leary, who promoted it's 'consciousness-expanding' effects. It is a potent hallucinogen known to linger on in the body for many years after ingestion and sometimes produce 'flashbacks.'
  140. (9:09:15 PM) ***noxalNightmare sends file "MindHoneyMead" to shadowMafia
  141. (9:09:30 PM) ***shadowMafia PMs "Rossbutt" : ( Look,, I was fucking raised in a missile silo in the middle of fucknowhere and didn''t get out until the game.. I''m trying to educate myself,, but there''s loads and loads of shit I don''t know.. So no,, I don''t know what fucking mind honey is.. Happy now?? )
  142. (9:09:32 PM) snaplockSunblood: Sounds fun
  143. (9:09:36 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That lysergic acid is also generated by the ergot fungus which can infect wheat and barley crops is sometimes thought to be a cause behind the witch hunt panicks of earlier eras.
  144. (9:09:40 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No, not fun.
  145. (9:10:18 PM) ***shadowMafia has accepted "MindHoneyMead" from noxalNightmare
  146. (9:11:19 PM) noxalNightmare: T e drink will knock you on your ass in one cup, enjoy
  147. (9:11:27 PM) snaplockSunblood: Why not?
  148. (9:11:41 PM) noxalNightmare: I also ave video from w en Bas ad some if you'd want sometime
  149. (9:11:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Vilegi.
  150. (9:11:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Why are you giving my cloverleaf mind honey mead.
  151. (9:11:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No.
  152. (9:12:08 PM) snaplockSunblood: Oh, that shit's /good/
  153. (9:12:22 PM) snaplockSunblood: The Beforan had a lotta it
  154. (9:12:34 PM) snaplockSunblood: Though he'd mix it with normal mead
  155. (9:13:34 PM) shadowMafia: I am not your fucking cloverleaf..
  156. (9:13:35 PM) noxalNightmare: Too late, can't stop im now
  157. (9:13:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Brahim: 'Mind honey' is created by the same bees that are used in beenary hives and computation, and it is a potent stimulant. It is infamous for its effects on psionic trolls, namely turbocharging their psionic abilties and usually resulting in constant/uncontrollable activations of same. A /great/ way to burn yourself out! Trolls with undetectably minor psi abilities may have them activated. Others report hallucinogenic effects. It can vary with the bees that created it, their diets, and other factors.
  158. (9:13:46 PM) shadowMafia: At least,, not any more than everyone else is..
  159. (9:13:47 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (Gonna want to not go to the same one twice, too. P done good for Ock, but don't want ter get beholden to one a lot, ya know?)
  160. (9:13:51 PM) noxalNightmare: Only up to im now
  161. (9:14:00 PM) snaplockSunblood: Ya cut off there Pipes
  162. (9:14:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: (( *Others report hallucinogenic effects. It can vary with the bees that created it, their diets, and other factors. ))
  163. (9:14:10 PM) ventricularPipefitter: (( okay assume that -didn't- cut off. ))
  164. (9:14:20 PM) shadowMafia: I''m not feeling any hallucinogenetics
  165. (9:14:47 PM) shadowMafia: notcher cloverleaffff
  166. (9:14:48 PM) noxalNightmare: You'd ave to ask Bas , and e as next to no clue I'm going to guess
  167. (9:15:10 PM) shadowMafia: this hsit has a cikck
  168. (9:15:49 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( She's....probably someone you can trust to Deal fairly, she's our 'Ambassador' for a reason. You'll have ties to /two/ if you go elsewhere But I understand the motivation. )
  169. (9:16:23 PM) noxalNightmare: See, told you it was strong
  170. (9:16:26 PM) snaplockSunblood: Yer such a lightweight
  171. (9:16:41 PM) noxalNightmare: O no, t is stuff is just super strong
  172. (9:17:01 PM) noxalNightmare: Like s it I only ad a test sip and it was like fire
  173. (9:17:13 PM) snaplockSunblood: ...just how much of the honey did yer let /ferment/?
  174. (9:17:58 PM) noxalNightmare: Okay, lets put it t is way
  175. (9:18:03 PM) shadowMafia: it tsaste like fire and honeybunchesofoats
  176. (9:18:04 PM) noxalNightmare: T is was made by Bas
  177. (9:18:08 PM) noxalNightmare: e is a uman
  178. (9:18:16 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Oh!
  179. (9:18:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Bash.
  180. (9:18:23 PM) noxalNightmare: And as no clue ow to andle mead or t is stuff
  181. (9:18:44 PM) noxalNightmare: So it probably more powerful t an a Russian power drink
  182. (9:18:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I dunno, Bash had a knack for computational bees.
  183. (9:19:08 PM) noxalNightmare: Unless e knew, and made it t at strong because e was just stupid about alc oal
  184. (9:19:20 PM) shadowMafia: kngack for good mindihoney m ead too
  185. (9:19:49 PM) shadowMafia: thiiiiiissss gooooood
  186. (9:19:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: brahim you are exhibiting public drunkenness.
  187. (9:20:04 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Vilegi" ( May I have some of the mead? )
  188. (9:20:07 PM) noxalNightmare: a a a a, ow muc ave you ad so far?
  189. (9:20:17 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (I'll look around on Pits, see who Deals fair and who likes ter add in a lot of confusing conditions and hopes you break one)
  190. (9:20:33 PM) shadowMafia: nooooooo
  191. (9:20:33 PM) ***noxalNightmare PMs "Ross" : (On one condition)
  192. (9:20:37 PM) shadowMafia: well maybe
  193. (9:20:40 PM) noxalNightmare: One cup, two?
  194. (9:20:42 PM) shadowMafia: but i ncat go insitde thes spiders
  195. (9:20:53 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( It may be hard to find the information on Pits, you may need to look elsewhere. Best of luck, Snaplock. )
  196. (9:21:00 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Vilegi" ( Yes? )
  197. (9:21:48 PM) Dove is now known as stanzicApparati
  198. (9:21:54 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (I'll take all I can get)
  199. (9:22:11 PM) ***noxalNightmare PMs "Ross" : (You let me be t ere, not to video tape, but to elp control intake)
  200. (9:22:52 PM) ***stanzicApparati has connected to the memo!
  201. (9:23:01 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hiya
  202. (9:23:05 PM) stanzicApparati: hi
  203. (9:23:13 PM) stanzicApparati: so, good news? We won.
  204. (9:23:21 PM) stanzicApparati: So very tired.
  205. (9:23:30 PM) noxalNightmare: i Cyma! Also congratulations!
  206. (9:23:35 PM) stanzicApparati: Hey, Vil.
  207. (9:23:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Congratulations!
  208. (9:23:36 PM) ***noxalNightmare hugs
  209. (9:23:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That's good to hear
  210. (9:23:42 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Give Aelf a hug for me.
  211. (9:23:44 PM) stanzicApparati: oh good, Ross
  212. (9:23:45 PM) noxalNightmare: Bra ims getting drunk
  213. (9:23:45 PM) stanzicApparati: I
  214. (9:23:53 PM) stanzicApparati: ...Ross, I need to talk to you
  215. (9:23:58 PM) shadowMafia: no im nooooot
  216. (9:24:01 PM) shadowMafia: noit getting durnk
  217. (9:24:09 PM) snaplockSunblood: He /is/ drunk
  218. (9:24:15 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Vilegi" (....I was just going to have a /glass/. But, sure.)
  219. (9:24:18 PM) noxalNightmare: Point
  220. (9:24:21 PM) ventricularPipefitter: He's super drunk.
  221. (9:24:22 PM) snaplockSunblood: And I am off.
  222. (9:24:23 PM) ***noxalNightmare PMs "Ross" : ( a a a a)
  223. (9:24:26 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Take care, Snaplock!
  224. (9:24:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Stay in touch.
  225. (9:24:30 PM) stanzicApparati: ...too tired to multitask, will deal with Brahim being super drunk later
  226. (9:24:34 PM) OJ is now known as epiele|online
  227. (9:24:40 PM) ***noxalNightmare PMs "Ross" : (Ross, I t ink you can get /drunk/ off a glass)
  228. (9:24:41 PM) stanzicApparati: PMing you, Ross
  229. (9:24:41 PM) ventricularPipefitter: What about, Cy? PM me.
  230. (9:24:42 PM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs "Pipes" (If Abel comes in, ask 'im how he is and tell me, yeah?)
  231. (9:24:48 PM) ***snaplockSunblood has left the memo
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