Ashens and the Polybius Heist

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Ow!

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Hello. Didn't see you there.

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I knew someone was
after my treasures.

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Everyone said I was
out of my mind.

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Do I look unstable to you, huh?

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Well, I've learned never
to answer that question

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when it's being asked
by somebody holding a gun.

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Hey, you're that famous
collective collectables guy!

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Rations or something like that.

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Well, Ashens, actually.

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Well, technically Stuart Ashen.

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Ashens is like a name
I use in social media.

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Kind of a branding thing.
You know, SEO and all that,

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but yes, I am a collector
of incredibly rare,

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but totally worthless
collectibles.

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Whatever, just put
my Delta Attack down

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and I might let you
walk out of here alive.

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Well, it'd be difficult to walk
out of here dead, wouldn't it?

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That game is staying
in my collection.

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- It's not yours.
- It bloody is!

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It belongs in the Center
for Computing History.

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I'm afraid not, Mr. Ashens.

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Time to die!

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Hello, gentlemen.

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Hand it over.

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Thank you, Dr. Ashen.

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You lose again.

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Oh, well, that's gone then.

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Ah, where did you
get that gun from?

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They're very hard to get
ahold of in this country.

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Oh, from my father.

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Funny thing,
didn't even have any bullets.

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Then why did you
let him take the game?

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Oh, just got caught up
in the moment I suppose.

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Wait, what was your name again?

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It's Ashen, Stuart Ashen.

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Whatever.

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Whoa!

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What did you go and do that for?

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- Do what?
- I had it under control.

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Stuart, it was just a bit fun. It's nice
for me to get one over you once in a while.

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Fine.

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- Any new jobs on the go?
- Uh, we've got a Mr. Stockton.

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He wants you to locate
a Modular Tatboy 3000.

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And we have a Miss Causon
who is looking

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for a sticker album
she had when she was 12.

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And of course
we've had five calls

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from people who want us
to pick up their rubbish.

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We really need to change
this company's name.

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Are you just saying that because
you want your name on the door?

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No. Well, yes.

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- I deserve it.
- Look, mate, you're still learning the ropes.

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A bit of patience.

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Fine.

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Hey, uh, can you guys collect
some of my old mattresses?

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No, we're a collection
service, not a collections agency.

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So, what do you collect?

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Collectibles.

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There's good money
in rubbish collection.

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You should think about it.

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Yeah, thanks.

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Oh, what are you
looking at there?

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Well, I was just doing
a little bit of research

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in the University
Library Archive

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and I came across this.

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It's very strange.

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Upright arcade cabinet,
early field vectors,

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all prototypes
forcibly recalled.

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Is this the Polybius?

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Are you researching
the Polybius?

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You've heard of the Polybius?

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The infamous arcade game that
can control people's minds.

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Benny, that's just a myth

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gamers tell
to scare one another.

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Well, I'm not so sure, Ashens.

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I mean,
from my initial research,

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it was an upright game
that was released

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into arcades circa 1981.

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I've heard
this bedtime story, too.

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Yeah, the game was strangely
addictive and people

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would fight each other
for the next go on it.

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And if you got the high score,

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you entered
some sort of euphoric trance.

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Here, I've got a book on it.

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Look.

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Dangerous side effects,
strange behavior,

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even rumors of some fatalities.

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But then the men
in black suits came and...

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never heard of again.

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People have been chasing
this myth for 30 years.

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Look at the amount
of documentation here.

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This doesn't look like a myth.

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Well, it does seem legitimate.

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Hey, check this out.

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This must be the bloke
who developed it.

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Hey!

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where are you going?

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Guess bingo night's canceled.

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Father, look what I got
at the 50p shop.

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Very nice.

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Now, sit up and pay attention.

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Your father has to go away
for a little while,

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but before I do I want
to tell you a story.

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A story about your grandfather,
Woodwood Ashen.

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In this box
is the culmination of his work.

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The Ashen Portable
Mini Electric Organ.

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He managed to get it patented,
but all it ever did was this.

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He thought he'd make
his fortune from that.

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All he ever accomplished...

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was leaving your grandmother
and me penniless.

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I promised one day I would
make her proud of me

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and now I finally created something that
will help me fulfill that promise, but...

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it has been taken from me!

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I must do everything
I can to get it back.

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I want you to have these.

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Your grandfather made them
just before he died.

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They were supposed
to enable endless free play

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on arcade games,
but of course all they ever did

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was shorted everything out.

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They will serve as a reminder

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to focus on things
that really matter.

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Now, I must go.

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But before I go, remember I...

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Remember...

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Remember to mow the lawn well
and regularly.

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Always use the best lawnmower
you can possible afford.

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It's important
for the health of the grass.

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Goodbye.

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Daddy?

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Professor?

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Professor?

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Don't say a word.

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What are you wearing?

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It's a migraine machine,
but I'm not sure whether

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it creates them or cures them.

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Fascinating, yeah,
look, Professor,

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please tell me everything
you know about the Polybius.

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No, Stuart, no.

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Don't even think about it.
It's way too dangerous.

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So, the legend is true?

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Well, I mean this
is what I've heard.

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It was the early 1980s
and video games were exploding.

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<i>I don't mean literally exploding</i>

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like the rapid exchange
of combustible energy.

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I mean economically exploding.

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I understand, yeah, yeah.

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<i>So,
money was flooding into the market,</i>

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<i>and a shady military
organization funded a brilliant,</i>

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<i>but psychotic developer
who was developing games</i>

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<i>that could exploit
the feelings of players.</i>

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You know, a bit like
VR today, only good.

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And the prototype
was called Polybius.

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<i>There were terrible
side effects,</i>

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<i>but the developer wouldn't stop.</i>

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<i>He carried on developing it</i>

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<i>until the project
was terminated.</i>

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<i>He must've been
a complete lunatic,</i>

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<i>completely devoid of humanity.</i>

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Completely and utterly
inhumanly corrupt!

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He must've been
an absolute psychotic monster!

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Professor, I think
that man was my father.

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I'm so sorry, Stuart.

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I'm sure he must've been
lovely in other ways.

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He wasn't and I haven't
seen or heard from him

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since the Polybius
supposedly disappeared.

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Stuart, you've got to let this one go.
It's far too dangerous.

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If you find it and fell
into the wrong hands,

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it would be very, very bad news.

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I think it already has.

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From what we found
in the University Archives,

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we think the prototype may be
being held in this building.

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Which is owned
by Antony Agonist,

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a cretin who had the Museum
of Local History demolished

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so he could build
his sterile headquarters on it.

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I dread to think what he's
got planned for the Polybius.

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I really must stop putting

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so much of this oil on my hands.

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Sorry, you were saying.

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Professor, what do you
think I should do?

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I'm sorry, Stuart,
I can't tell you that.

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You'll have to decide
for yourself.

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But, you know, best of luck
saving the world or not.

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It's totally up to you.

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No pressure.

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Thanks, Professor.

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Whoa, oh, I'm sorry.

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Let me see.

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- Hello, Christine.
- Stuart.

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Can I come in?

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Sorry, yes, of course.

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I see you're still
very keen on the old lawnmowers.

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Yes, here's my new purchase.

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- The Stingray 3000.
- Um, yeah.

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Very, very nice.

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Look, Chris, I have something
I've got to ask you.

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Have you ever heard
of the Polybius?

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No, what's that?

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I think it was
the project that, um...

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that father was working
on before he abandoned us.

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Oh, suddenly you're interested

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in Dad after all these years.
Why's that?

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It's got nothing to do with Dad.
It's purely professional.

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He disappeared, I got over it.
You should get over it, too.

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How can you still be
so cold about this, Stuart?

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Don't pretend it doesn't matter.

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I'll never stop trying
to find out what happened.

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Look at what it's done to you.

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You've got to stop chasing
his shadow, it's pointless.

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It's better than
a pointless life, Stuart.

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I don't have time for this.

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Unlike you,
I'm a very busy person.

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I should go.

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Thought I'd find you here.

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How'd it go with your sister?

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Could have gone better.

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Do you believe, Benny?

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Do you believe
in the legend of the Polybius?

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I don't know what I believe.

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But if what we found out
about the Polybius is true...

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then we have to find it.

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And if we do maybe then
you can find out something

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about what happened
to your dad, too.

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- Let's get this thing.
- Yes, a heist!

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- It's not a heist.
- It's a heist.

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A robbery, pre-planned

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with more than one participant.

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It's not
a complicated definition,

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but if it ticks both those,

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- it's a heist.
- I suppose it is actually, isn't it?

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I mean, I did check
the definition last night.

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Ah, so cool.

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Uh, well, we should
probably go actually.

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We've got, like,
loads of stuff to do.

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Oh, yes.

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Sorry, it's all the drama!

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So, according to our research,

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after 30 years
of failed development,

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what we think could be the Polybius
was sold at a military boot sale

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and purchased
by one Antony Agonist.

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<i>This guy gives new
meaning to the word egomaniac.</i>

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<i>And he seems to
be on some bizarre crusade</i>

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<i>against anything
made over three years ago.</i>

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<i>The man's bad news.</i>

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<i>And now he's pouring
resources into the Polybius.</i>

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So the Polybius is secured
in his corporate headquarters,

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<i>the Brundall Unconditional
Modernization Building,</i>

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and getting it is
not going to be easy.

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<i>We're going to have to bypass
six separate security systems.</i>

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- <i>Seven.</i>
- <i>Oh, yeah, good spot.</i>

251
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:14,718
But I think there might be
a weak spot on this west wall.

252
00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:17,955
There's a heating vent here that
isn't secured, guarded or alarmed.

253
00:19:17,988 --> 00:19:21,358
You're right. If we can access
this small thermal exhaust port,

254
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:22,994
we can get into
the maintenance area here.

255
00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:24,495
It's a heating vent.

256
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:25,830
Why do they always make these

257
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:27,532
thermal exhaust ports
so vulnerable?

258
00:19:27,564 --> 00:19:29,366
Again, a heating vent.

259
00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:31,869
Mind you, it might be
quite difficult getting in.

260
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:34,406
The thermal exhaust port
doesn't look very big.

261
00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:35,606
No bigger than a womp rat.

262
00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:38,042
It's a heating vent.

263
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,845
We're going to need a good crew
on this job. The best.

264
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:43,682
Eye in the sky,
fixer, grease man,

265
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,382
and a mole if we're going
to get it done.

266
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,686
You forgot the most
important one. The money.

267
00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:49,553
We're going to need
cash for equipment,

268
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:51,589
transport, craft services.

269
00:19:51,621 --> 00:19:54,024
But who do we know that
can get that kind of money?

270
00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:57,962
Benny, my friend, I think
we both know the answer to that.

271
00:19:57,994 --> 00:19:59,864
- Who?
- Geoff.

272
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:03,368
Geoff.

273
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,944
Geoff! Are you all right,
what's happened?

274
00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:15,913
It's the germs that you want.

275
00:20:15,946 --> 00:20:18,049
The germs, they're everywhere.

276
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:19,417
They're in everyone.

277
00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:21,452
What, like cold and flu germs?

278
00:20:21,485 --> 00:20:22,454
No, no, no, no, no, no.

279
00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:25,489
It's the moon germs.

280
00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:27,658
The centium moon germs
from the dark side of the moon.

281
00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:29,728
NASA have brought them back with
them from the first moon landing

282
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,763
in the 1960s and...

283
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:36,400
Geoff, there's no such
thing as moon germs.

284
00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:40,571
- Really?
- No.

285
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,975
Unbelievable!

286
00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:45,709
Why didn't you tell me
that before, Chef?

287
00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:48,446
I told you 17 times.

288
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,648
Well, I guess that's true.

289
00:20:57,754 --> 00:21:00,157
Sorry, Stuart, is there
something I can help you with?

290
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,692
Actually, yes.

291
00:21:01,725 --> 00:21:03,727
I'm putting together
a crew in order

292
00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:05,864
to steal an old item
of technology.

293
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,733
And I was wondering
if you would like to fund it.

294
00:21:08,765 --> 00:21:12,669
I would love to help,
but I've spent a fortune

295
00:21:12,703 --> 00:21:17,142
on vitamin pills
fighting the moon germs! Oh!

296
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,842
Totally understandable, mate.

297
00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,177
Totally understandable
of course,

298
00:21:20,211 --> 00:21:22,480
but just as a matter
of interest.

299
00:21:22,513 --> 00:21:26,417
The item in question
is owned by an Antony Agonist.

300
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,553
Agonist? I hate that guy.

301
00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:30,054
You know, he knocked down
my mother's house because

302
00:21:30,087 --> 00:21:32,023
he thought her thatched
roof had too much thatch!

303
00:21:32,055 --> 00:21:34,191
I'm in, whatever
you need, Stuart.

304
00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:40,732
It's just really great to
come to, uh, places like this.

305
00:21:40,764 --> 00:21:42,667
You know, real down to earth,

306
00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:44,835
soul to the earth
kind of places.

307
00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:49,541
Normally, I go to
the Bellago or the Maribelle.

308
00:21:49,573 --> 00:21:51,542
You know, I'm somewhat
of a high roller.

309
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,478
Super high, actually.

310
00:21:53,511 --> 00:21:56,614
But I like to keep it real,
keep it on the DL.

311
00:21:56,647 --> 00:22:00,484
Keep my feet on terra firma,
if you know what I mean.

312
00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:01,886
Yeah, whatever.

313
00:22:03,186 --> 00:22:05,456
Yeah, it's just, uh, I'm...

314
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,859
You're getting
those drinks, right?

315
00:22:10,494 --> 00:22:11,963
Yeah, of course.

316
00:22:11,995 --> 00:22:13,630
Make mine a double.

317
00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:14,766
Double?

318
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:29,681
You'll have to excuse me. I've just
seen a high roller associate of mine,

319
00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:34,619
or a high rollass
if we abbrevo in the biz.

320
00:22:34,651 --> 00:22:36,888
I will be right back.

321
00:22:41,591 --> 00:22:44,495
- Jarred.
- Ashens, I'm working here, mate.

322
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,830
I need a smooth man for a job.

323
00:22:46,863 --> 00:22:49,132
Well, you know me,
I'm a real smoothie.

324
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,602
Put a straw in and suck me up.

325
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,071
I've got a good thing
going here.

326
00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:55,172
What did you get off that mark?

327
00:22:57,707 --> 00:22:59,843
Just this packet
of pickled beetroot

328
00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:02,146
cheesy monster crisps.

329
00:23:02,178 --> 00:23:04,248
You can do better.
Are you in out?

330
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:08,253
- It's a one time offer.
- Hey, did you take my crisps?

331
00:23:08,285 --> 00:23:10,888
Okay, I'm in.

332
00:23:10,921 --> 00:23:11,922
Let's roll.

333
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,025
Step right up, play the game.

334
00:23:15,059 --> 00:23:17,662
Sir, sir, pick a card, any card.

335
00:23:17,695 --> 00:23:19,696
Fancy a game?

336
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:20,599
Please?

337
00:23:22,832 --> 00:23:26,571
Just so lonely.

338
00:23:26,603 --> 00:23:27,604
Hello, Annalise.

339
00:23:27,638 --> 00:23:30,041
Ashens, fancy a game?

340
00:23:30,073 --> 00:23:32,109
- Go on, go on.
- Oh, okay.

341
00:23:32,142 --> 00:23:34,678
Watch the card.
Oh, where did it go?

342
00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,648
If you find the card
you make plenty of money.

343
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,181
Easy as can be.

344
00:23:38,215 --> 00:23:42,052
Yeah, I said I'd treat you
and treat you I shall.

345
00:23:42,086 --> 00:23:44,722
Now, find the queen.

346
00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:46,991
- It's that one. No, it's definitely there.
- No, it's that one.

347
00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:49,593
- I was watching it the whole time.
- It's 100% that one.

348
00:23:49,627 --> 00:23:52,062
Well, I'm sorry,
my friend but...

349
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,867
Oh, how did that happen?

350
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,669
Oh, well, I guess I owe you.

351
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,306
Could you spot me a tenner?

352
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,175
Ashens, are you sure about this?

353
00:24:05,074 --> 00:24:08,679
Annalise, I need
a USB cable that connects

354
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:09,947
to the old Mini Type B.

355
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,986
- Is that all?
- I also need an AB hybrid adapter.

356
00:24:19,756 --> 00:24:22,626
Oh, she's good. Very good.

357
00:24:23,327 --> 00:24:25,964
Maybe too good.

358
00:24:25,996 --> 00:24:28,899
Annalise,
I'm putting together a crew,

359
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:31,903
and I need a woman
who knows how to get things.

360
00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:33,071
Can I talk to people?

361
00:24:33,103 --> 00:24:34,939
Yes, yes, you can.

362
00:24:35,939 --> 00:24:36,941
I'm in.

363
00:24:39,142 --> 00:24:40,110
Cheers.

364
00:24:42,112 --> 00:24:43,747
Okay, you good?

365
00:24:43,781 --> 00:24:46,117
- Yeah, you're not welcome here.
- I'm good.

366
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,221
Why are you dressed
like that again?

367
00:24:50,253 --> 00:24:52,857
This saved us
ten pounds in entry fees.

368
00:24:52,889 --> 00:24:54,658
And you just had
that ready to go?

369
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,696
It is I, the dreaded Calibrax.

370
00:24:58,728 --> 00:25:00,631
Please leave a message
and I will...

371
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,368
No, I want Calibare,
not Calibrax,

372
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,102
for my voice message.

373
00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:07,238
Oh, sorry, okay.

374
00:25:07,271 --> 00:25:09,907
Hey, it's me, Calibare smeable,

375
00:25:09,939 --> 00:25:12,142
please be a dear
and leave a message.

376
00:25:12,176 --> 00:25:14,878
No, no, that's
Calibare's early voice

377
00:25:14,911 --> 00:25:17,347
from episode 209 when
he fuses with the hivemind.

378
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:19,750
No one likes
pre-fusion Calibare.

379
00:25:19,783 --> 00:25:20,885
He's the worst character
in the show.

380
00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:23,388
Do you even watch your own show?

381
00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:25,889
I want post-fusion Calibare.

382
00:25:25,923 --> 00:25:27,859
Look, I just
want satisfaction, okay?

383
00:25:27,891 --> 00:25:31,294
Oh, hey, isn't that
Crewman Simon Tarses

384
00:25:31,328 --> 00:25:34,965
- from the Drumhead episode of <i>The Next Generation?</i>
- What, where?

385
00:25:37,201 --> 00:25:39,737
Sorry, I do this
when I get nervous.

386
00:25:39,770 --> 00:25:42,173
- And thanks.
- No problem, mate. How are you doing?

387
00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:45,743
Ah, well, you know, it's good getting
the chance to meet all the fans.

388
00:25:45,775 --> 00:25:48,378
You know, as a voice actor you don't
usually get a chance to meet them.

389
00:25:48,411 --> 00:25:52,082
I can't possibly imagine
anything worse than this.

390
00:25:52,116 --> 00:25:53,751
It is the worst.

391
00:25:53,783 --> 00:25:55,887
Listen, Ashens,
I can guess why you're here,

392
00:25:55,919 --> 00:25:58,288
but I'm out of the game now.

393
00:25:58,321 --> 00:26:00,691
Come on, Vocal,
you're the best there is.

394
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:03,094
Not anymore.

395
00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:04,294
That wasn't acclaimed actor

396
00:26:04,328 --> 00:26:06,731
Spencer Garret, you idiots.

397
00:26:06,763 --> 00:26:10,068
Now, do the voice properly.
I've paid three pounds for this.

398
00:26:11,099 --> 00:26:13,236
- I demand satisfaction.
- Are you sure you don't want in on this?

399
00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:16,307
- I'm in as long as we leave immediately.
- Wait.

400
00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:21,079
What are you doing?
Satisfaction!

401
00:26:21,111 --> 00:26:22,781
I want satisfaction!

402
00:26:24,314 --> 00:26:25,882
Satisfact...

403
00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:27,885
Okay, I think that's everyone.

404
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:30,354
- We're still missing a grease man.
- A grease man?

405
00:26:33,057 --> 00:26:35,293
I know a grease man.
I'll sort it.

406
00:26:37,194 --> 00:26:39,897
And we need an eye in the sky.

407
00:26:39,929 --> 00:26:43,500
Oh, no, oh, no, no, no,
I know what you're thinking.

408
00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:46,003
Absolutely not, not The Cube.
I don't trust him.

409
00:26:46,035 --> 00:26:47,205
I never have and I never...

410
00:26:53,543 --> 00:26:56,880
- Hello, Cube.
- Hello, procrastinator.

411
00:26:56,914 --> 00:26:58,182
You're really late.

412
00:26:58,215 --> 00:26:59,484
Seriously, where have you been?

413
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:04,155
Oh, God, I wondered when
you'd darken my dawn up again.

414
00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:06,890
Let me guess, you need
a proper eye in the sky

415
00:27:06,924 --> 00:27:08,792
for your Polybius heist?

416
00:27:08,826 --> 00:27:09,894
How did you know?

417
00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:11,462
Don't ask stupid questions.

418
00:27:11,494 --> 00:27:14,465
You know that I know
that you know that I know

419
00:27:14,497 --> 00:27:16,500
that a partridge in a pear tree

420
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,136
is worth two friends in need.

421
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,205
- What?
- You know what I mean.

422
00:27:21,237 --> 00:27:22,840
I never know what you mean.

423
00:27:22,872 --> 00:27:24,542
Look, Cube, I know
we haven't always

424
00:27:24,574 --> 00:27:26,309
seen eye to eye
on jobs in the past...

425
00:27:26,342 --> 00:27:29,546
Well, that's because you are
a complete control freak.

426
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:32,350
You have archaic plans
and archaic technology.

427
00:27:32,382 --> 00:27:34,885
If you just use my nice
shiny plans and my nice shiny

428
00:27:34,918 --> 00:27:38,089
technology everything
would be so much easier.

429
00:27:38,121 --> 00:27:40,957
- Anything else?
- I hate your general approach to life.

430
00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:43,261
Also, your beard is stupid.

431
00:27:43,293 --> 00:27:45,929
Look, you know what we're after,

432
00:27:45,963 --> 00:27:47,331
and you know what it can mean.

433
00:27:51,435 --> 00:27:54,371
Okay, but I need technology
from the absolute

434
00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:58,309
bleeding edge and I get
to keep all of it when I'm done.

435
00:27:59,342 --> 00:28:00,811
Yay, great.

436
00:28:00,844 --> 00:28:02,112
Just give me a list
and I'll sort it.

437
00:28:02,146 --> 00:28:06,184
Oh, and I want to be
called Cyber Ops.

438
00:28:06,216 --> 00:28:07,484
Don't push it.

439
00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:25,369
Right,
you all know why we're here.

440
00:28:25,401 --> 00:28:28,205
What we're proposing
is very dangerous

441
00:28:28,238 --> 00:28:30,006
and there is
a high risk of failure,

442
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,043
so if any of you
have any doubts,

443
00:28:33,077 --> 00:28:35,246
walk now, no hard feelings.

444
00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:38,616
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sit down, everyone.

445
00:28:38,648 --> 00:28:40,051
Sit down.

446
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:42,219
That was rhetorical, come on.

447
00:28:43,954 --> 00:28:45,990
Now, I know many of you
know each other,

448
00:28:46,023 --> 00:28:48,091
but I will be issuing you all

449
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,328
with code names
for security reasons.

450
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,028
You will be Mr. Pink.

451
00:28:52,061 --> 00:28:54,130
Yes, very happy with that.

452
00:28:54,164 --> 00:28:56,167
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Stuart.

453
00:28:56,199 --> 00:28:58,869
You know pink is my favorite color!
I want to be Mr. Pink.

454
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,438
No, you'll be the color
I assign you.

455
00:29:00,471 --> 00:29:02,506
Excuse me, but you promised me
I could be Mr. Pink.

456
00:29:02,539 --> 00:29:04,375
I look fantastic in pink.

457
00:29:04,407 --> 00:29:06,944
No, I'm Mr. Pink.

458
00:29:06,976 --> 00:29:09,312
I'm more Miss Beige.
That suites me better.

459
00:29:09,346 --> 00:29:11,249
Then can I be Miss
Pink because of the whole,

460
00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:14,185
- you know, gender norms stereotype.
- That's enough.

461
00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:16,019
There'll be
no Mr. Pink for anyone.

462
00:29:16,052 --> 00:29:18,121
We'll just use our real names.

463
00:29:18,155 --> 00:29:21,359
Right, let's move on.
Who is this?

464
00:29:24,194 --> 00:29:25,596
Well, this is Yiannis.

465
00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:27,430
- He's the grease man.
- Oh, great.

466
00:29:27,464 --> 00:29:29,267
Hello, Yiannis.

467
00:29:33,971 --> 00:29:35,506
Do you speak any English?

468
00:29:36,974 --> 00:29:39,176
Geoff, where did
you find Yiannis?

469
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,911
In Greece.

470
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:44,447
No, we needed
a grease man, G-R-E-A-S-E.

471
00:29:44,481 --> 00:29:46,684
Somebody who can get
into difficult places.

472
00:29:46,716 --> 00:29:49,486
Stuart, I'm sure Yiannis
can get into many places.

473
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,023
And what is he wearing?

474
00:29:52,055 --> 00:29:53,490
I lent him one
of Chef's costumes.

475
00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:55,059
Well, why'd you make
me wear that?

476
00:29:55,091 --> 00:29:56,994
- It doesn't make sense.
- Shut up.

477
00:29:57,026 --> 00:29:58,328
Stuart, what is your problem?

478
00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:03,400
Yiannis, Yiannis,
have you understood

479
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:06,404
anything that's been
said so far?

480
00:30:07,437 --> 00:30:10,307
Uh, you thief...

481
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:12,409
uh, steal Polybius.

482
00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:15,646
Unbelievable, so the little
English you do know is too much.

483
00:30:15,678 --> 00:30:18,181
Well, welcome
to the crew, Yiannis.

484
00:30:18,215 --> 00:30:20,184
Perhaps we can now finally
get to why we're here.

485
00:30:21,385 --> 00:30:24,955
This is our target.

486
00:30:24,988 --> 00:30:26,056
The Polybius.

487
00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:29,592
The Polybius is secured
in the Brundall Unconditional

488
00:30:29,626 --> 00:30:31,995
Modernization or BUM building.

489
00:30:33,696 --> 00:30:36,367
It has one of the most
intricate security systems

490
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:40,437
of any research facility
and is owned by Antony Agonist.

491
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:42,106
What, I hate that guy!

492
00:30:42,138 --> 00:30:44,175
He made me take
all the keys off my keyboard

493
00:30:44,207 --> 00:30:46,276
because they were too clicky.

494
00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:50,114
And here's how we're
going to get it.

495
00:30:50,147 --> 00:30:54,185
My plan is to infiltrate
the BUM with a mole.

496
00:30:54,217 --> 00:30:56,619
By which I mean one of our people

497
00:30:56,653 --> 00:30:58,723
will be working inside
the research facility.

498
00:30:58,755 --> 00:31:02,225
We'll split into two teams
working simultaneously,

499
00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:04,628
coordinated
by our eye in the sky.

500
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:07,764
Cyber Ops.

501
00:31:07,798 --> 00:31:09,433
Fine, eye in the sky.

502
00:31:09,465 --> 00:31:11,101
We're going full frontal

503
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:13,037
into the BUM people.

504
00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:15,373
And I wish I'd phrased
that differently.

505
00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:17,707
Anyway, we're going
through the front door,

506
00:31:17,741 --> 00:31:20,778
<i>here we'll need to lift some
names from the daily visitors list</i>

507
00:31:20,811 --> 00:31:23,513
<i>to override the secondary check.</i>

508
00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:29,419
I'm blind, I'm blind!

509
00:31:29,453 --> 00:31:32,389
<i>Then our eye in the sky
will bypass the electrified fence</i>

510
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:34,425
<i>so our secondary team
can gain access</i>

511
00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:37,527
through this small thermal
exhaust port.

512
00:31:41,330 --> 00:31:43,199
<i>Our mole will then acquire</i>

513
00:31:43,233 --> 00:31:45,536
<i>the Polybius room door decoder
from the lead scientist,</i>

514
00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:47,739
<i>relaying it back
to the eye in the sky.</i>

515
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,076
<i>Then our front door team</i>

516
00:31:52,109 --> 00:31:54,779
<i>will circumvent the fingerprint
and facial recognition systems.</i>

517
00:31:56,746 --> 00:31:58,681
<i>Meanwhile,
our second team will access</i>

518
00:31:58,715 --> 00:32:01,252
<i>the Polybius room
manual override.</i>

519
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:05,188
Ah, Satan licked my eyes!

520
00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,191
<i>Then we'll need to
beat the motion detectors,</i>

521
00:32:07,224 --> 00:32:10,694
<i>making sure not to move faster
than 0.3 miles per hour.</i>

522
00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:16,399
<i>Before finally,
we relay a signal</i>

523
00:32:16,433 --> 00:32:19,637
<i>to our replica door decoder,
accessing the Polybius room,</i>

524
00:32:19,669 --> 00:32:22,105
<i>and securing
the Polybius itself.</i>

525
00:32:26,676 --> 00:32:28,178
My face!

526
00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:30,248
I use that all the time!

527
00:32:31,014 --> 00:32:33,783
Spit in my eyes, spit my eyes!

528
00:32:33,817 --> 00:32:35,453
Spit!

529
00:32:37,454 --> 00:32:38,688
<i>This is impossible.</i>

530
00:32:38,722 --> 00:32:40,791
I'm not going in someone's BUM.

531
00:32:40,823 --> 00:32:43,593
Oh, don't be so negative.
It's not impossible.

532
00:32:43,627 --> 00:32:45,361
We can get into that BUM.

533
00:32:45,395 --> 00:32:48,232
Together we can crack this.

534
00:32:48,264 --> 00:32:50,667
- Is there anything else?
- Yes.

535
00:32:50,701 --> 00:32:52,837
After 30 minutes,
our overrides will reset,

536
00:32:52,869 --> 00:32:55,572
the alarms will go off,
and we'll all be sent to jail for 20 years

537
00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:58,542
- for criminal conspiracy.
- And then they'll release the guard dogs

538
00:32:58,574 --> 00:33:00,477
that are trained
to gnaw on our bollocks.

539
00:33:01,278 --> 00:33:05,083
- We should be okay there.
- Right, well, I'm off.

540
00:33:05,782 --> 00:33:07,551
Yeah, you have my money.

541
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:10,620
Don't forget to send me
a postcard from jail.

542
00:33:10,654 --> 00:33:11,655
Okay?

543
00:33:11,687 --> 00:33:12,590
Chef.

544
00:33:14,524 --> 00:33:16,127
Ah, man.

545
00:33:16,159 --> 00:33:18,896
Right, let's get to work.

546
00:33:30,206 --> 00:33:32,443
Ah, Crystal.

547
00:33:33,776 --> 00:33:35,446
How's my favorite scientist?

548
00:33:35,478 --> 00:33:37,347
It's Christine.

549
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,216
Actually, it's Dr. Ashen.

550
00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:42,352
As you can see,
we're making good progress.

551
00:33:42,386 --> 00:33:45,455
My father came up with a
directed neuro frequency system.

552
00:33:45,488 --> 00:33:48,658
I've been starting
to understand its functionality.

553
00:33:48,692 --> 00:33:49,760
Dr. Ashen...

554
00:33:50,894 --> 00:33:53,864
I took a big risk
taking on the daughter

555
00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:56,800
of a failure
who made this machine.

556
00:33:56,832 --> 00:34:00,303
Don't make me regret
that decision.

557
00:34:01,772 --> 00:34:03,506
Tell me...

558
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,609
do you have
any brothers or sisters?

559
00:34:05,641 --> 00:34:07,911
I have a brother,
but we don't really...

560
00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:10,715
Let me tell you about
my life, Christine.

561
00:34:11,681 --> 00:34:13,350
I have four brothers.

562
00:34:14,284 --> 00:34:15,319
Four.

563
00:34:17,253 --> 00:34:21,357
All my life
I've had hand me downs.

564
00:34:21,391 --> 00:34:23,827
Hand me downs!

565
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:28,766
Grubby toys and dirty
and mismatched clothing.

566
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:32,837
I have devoted my life
to making sure...

567
00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:36,573
that no one
has to feel that pain.

568
00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:40,311
I don't understand.

569
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,413
I have a vision.

570
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:50,221
<i>The Polybius 2.0 will be
the most addictive game ever.</i>

571
00:34:51,121 --> 00:34:56,427
And alongside the serotonin
pump it straight into the brain,

572
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,362
<i>will be a simple message.</i>

573
00:35:00,529 --> 00:35:01,798
<i>New is good.</i>

574
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,735
<i>New is right.</i>

575
00:35:05,768 --> 00:35:08,004
<i>New works!</i>

576
00:35:08,038 --> 00:35:10,541
<i>Sir,
the technology directly impacts</i>

577
00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:12,576
the emotional area of the brain.

578
00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:14,712
We must be very careful.

579
00:35:14,744 --> 00:35:20,317
It is time to sweep away
the old and bring in the new!

580
00:35:22,886 --> 00:35:26,824
The clock is beeping.
You hear that?

581
00:35:26,857 --> 00:35:29,592
Beep, beep, beep. Oh, it's coming
from there, it's coming there.

582
00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:32,895
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

583
00:35:32,929 --> 00:35:36,567
beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.

584
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:41,538
<i>We start with reconnaissance.
We need to know everyone</i>

585
00:35:41,571 --> 00:35:43,574
<i>who's coming in and out
of that building.</i>

586
00:35:43,607 --> 00:35:46,277
<i>Most importantly, the identity
of the lead scientist</i>

587
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,411
<i>who has the Polybius
room door decoder.</i>

588
00:35:48,444 --> 00:35:50,913
Okay, so that's the second time
we've seen Mr. Red Shirt.

589
00:35:50,947 --> 00:35:54,285
- Yep, yep.
- It looks like he's jumping up and down.

590
00:35:54,317 --> 00:35:56,352
- Does he need the lou? Oh, genius.
- He needs the lou.

591
00:35:56,386 --> 00:35:57,654
- Those are the toilets.
- That must be the toilet.

592
00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,423
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is the most fun

593
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:00,791
I've had in ages.

594
00:36:00,824 --> 00:36:02,592
Yiannis, how are you getting on

595
00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:05,361
with that Learn English
in Seven Days tape?

596
00:36:05,395 --> 00:36:07,063
Nice to meet you.

597
00:36:07,096 --> 00:36:09,766
Your curtains are beautiful.

598
00:36:09,799 --> 00:36:11,935
Is that real cotton?

599
00:36:11,967 --> 00:36:13,803
- That's pretty good, Yiannis.
- Excellent, yeah.

600
00:36:13,837 --> 00:36:15,472
That's going to be
really useful.

601
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,676
<i>Next,
for Cube's overrides we'll need</i>

602
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,078
<i>to access the service mainframe,</i>

603
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:22,813
<i>which is located
underneath the building.</i>

604
00:36:26,683 --> 00:36:30,087
Okay, this is the primary communications
hub for the entire building.

605
00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:31,755
We can piggyback
directly onto it.

606
00:36:31,788 --> 00:36:34,090
If we touch the primary,
they'll know we were here.

607
00:36:34,123 --> 00:36:35,692
Like I told you, Ashens,

608
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,729
let's go through
this secondary sub command path.

609
00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:42,999
- It's a low priority system, quiet, accessible.
- There's no need.

610
00:36:43,032 --> 00:36:45,536
Nobody's going to look for
a rootkit until we're long gone.

611
00:36:45,569 --> 00:36:46,804
Yes, they will!

612
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,371
No, they won't.

613
00:36:50,806 --> 00:36:53,109
There, we're in

614
00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:56,714
using my method, I win, ha!

615
00:36:56,746 --> 00:36:59,082
No, we all loser.

616
00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:00,351
Let's go.

617
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:06,523
<i>Next, we're going to need
our mole doing his mole thing.</i>

618
00:37:06,556 --> 00:37:08,092
<i>Using our computer override,</i>

619
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,360
<i>Cube has secured Jarred
a job in the building.</i>

620
00:37:10,393 --> 00:37:12,729
These are fun, aren't they?
Go up and down.

621
00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,132
Oh... that's secure.

622
00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:17,134
Did my job.

623
00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:19,936
I'm going to go
get a cup of coffee.

624
00:37:19,969 --> 00:37:21,871
Black coffee.

625
00:37:21,904 --> 00:37:25,141
- No milk.
- I'm more of a Kombucha tea kind of guy,

626
00:37:25,174 --> 00:37:27,610
but I will have exactly
what you're having please.

627
00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:38,055
I'm watching you. Yeah.

628
00:37:43,627 --> 00:37:44,628
I'm so sorry, mate.

629
00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:47,865
This is my life.

630
00:37:51,768 --> 00:37:54,772
<i>Okay, let's talk it.</i>

631
00:37:54,804 --> 00:37:58,475
So, Cube has some minor
modifications to my plan.

632
00:37:58,507 --> 00:37:59,877
Thank you, okay.

633
00:37:59,909 --> 00:38:02,045
So, as we all know,
Jarred is the mole,

634
00:38:02,078 --> 00:38:04,614
Vocal and I,
we're going to be Cyber Ops.

635
00:38:06,049 --> 00:38:07,985
- Aw, man.
- This is getting sad.

636
00:38:08,018 --> 00:38:10,420
- That's not the name.
- Fine, eye in the sky.

637
00:38:10,453 --> 00:38:13,189
We're in the van. Annalise,
Yiannis, you're going in through

638
00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:16,159
the thermal exhaust port
and you are going to be called

639
00:38:16,192 --> 00:38:18,594
Team Soaring Eagle of Destiny.

640
00:38:18,627 --> 00:38:21,998
Oh, wow, soaring,
eagles, destiny,

641
00:38:22,031 --> 00:38:24,066
they're, like,
my three favorite things.

642
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,103
- It's a heating vent.
- Whatever.

643
00:38:26,136 --> 00:38:28,005
Ashens, you and Benny
are going through

644
00:38:28,038 --> 00:38:31,909
the front door
and you are Team Boiled Celery.

645
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:34,744
Boiled Celery? Oh, come on.

646
00:38:34,777 --> 00:38:39,850
Celery, uh, is like,
um, dirt flavored soft wood.

647
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,585
Ashens, just own it.

648
00:38:41,618 --> 00:38:43,619
Now, focus, people.

649
00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:45,087
So, are the telephone calls
in hand?

650
00:38:45,121 --> 00:38:47,191
Because as soon as
we take over the system,

651
00:38:47,223 --> 00:38:49,091
all external communications
will be blocked.

652
00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:50,960
I need control
for a couple of seconds,

653
00:38:50,993 --> 00:38:52,562
and no calls are coming in
in that short amount of time.

654
00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:54,097
Okay, but have you
considered that if a...

655
00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:56,166
The plan works!

656
00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:57,801
Stuart, the plan works.

657
00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:59,936
You can't rely entirely
on the technology.

658
00:38:59,969 --> 00:39:01,504
There's more to it than that.

659
00:39:01,538 --> 00:39:02,639
Oh, should we rely
on your technology?

660
00:39:02,672 --> 00:39:04,608
Your archaic eight bit crap!

661
00:39:09,246 --> 00:39:10,481
Sorry.

662
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,516
Fellas, can we just move on?

663
00:39:12,549 --> 00:39:14,650
What about the lead scientist?

664
00:39:14,683 --> 00:39:17,086
The database,
it's 2048 bit encryption.

665
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:19,522
- It's insane.
- Yeah, get on with it.

666
00:39:19,556 --> 00:39:21,058
No, I don't have
a name for you yet.

667
00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:25,529
If we don't know
who has the door decoder,

668
00:39:25,561 --> 00:39:27,063
we are dead in the water.

669
00:39:27,096 --> 00:39:29,732
No, we'll be alive!

670
00:39:29,766 --> 00:39:32,569
- In jail.
- That's not much better.

671
00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:34,705
Well, you know, it could be,
because with jail you get,

672
00:39:34,737 --> 00:39:37,241
- you know, free food and...
- Communal dining area.

673
00:39:37,273 --> 00:39:39,909
You know, like Wagamamas.
You don't pay rent.

674
00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,110
You don't, you don't pay rent.

675
00:39:41,143 --> 00:39:43,212
- I like corn.
- Corn?

676
00:39:43,246 --> 00:39:44,715
- Yeah.
- Do they have corn there?

677
00:39:44,748 --> 00:39:46,083
- You see?
- Probably, yeah.

678
00:39:46,116 --> 00:39:49,719
Uh, I think jail is bad.

679
00:39:49,752 --> 00:39:51,587
- Yeah, yeah, it's no joke.
- Yeah, that's true.

680
00:39:51,621 --> 00:39:53,757
<i>Next, transport.</i>

681
00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:57,860
<i>Nondescript, reliable,
and most importantly, cheap.</i>

682
00:39:57,893 --> 00:39:59,763
So, as I was
saying, my employer would like

683
00:39:59,795 --> 00:40:02,131
to purchase
one of your excellent vans.

684
00:40:02,165 --> 00:40:03,734
- Well, I want to help.
- Mm-hmm.

685
00:40:03,766 --> 00:40:05,569
But I think the best
I can do is 12,000.

686
00:40:05,601 --> 00:40:06,869
Oh.

687
00:40:06,902 --> 00:40:10,940
She sells sea shells
on the sea shore.

688
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:13,242
Please could you help
us out with the price?

689
00:40:13,275 --> 00:40:16,679
You drive a hard bargain,
but I like you.

690
00:40:16,712 --> 00:40:18,714
- I can drop it to 11.
- What about ten?

691
00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:20,317
No, 11's the best I can do.

692
00:40:20,350 --> 00:40:23,786
Sea shells on the sea shore.

693
00:40:23,819 --> 00:40:25,821
If you can't,
then that'll have to do.

694
00:40:25,855 --> 00:40:28,692
Lovely doing business with you.

695
00:40:28,725 --> 00:40:32,596
You know, you're
a very kind man.

696
00:40:32,628 --> 00:40:35,031
With kind eyes.

697
00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:38,802
Let go!

698
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:39,770
Ouch!

699
00:40:42,605 --> 00:40:43,873
I think you broke it.

700
00:40:43,906 --> 00:40:45,942
Uh, 14, 14, it's my final offer.

701
00:40:50,279 --> 00:40:52,850
- Let me go get the paperwork.
- Oh!

702
00:41:01,223 --> 00:41:02,892
Who's this?

703
00:41:02,926 --> 00:41:05,061
This is Ryan,
I've known him for years.

704
00:41:05,094 --> 00:41:06,196
Say hi, Ryan.

705
00:41:06,228 --> 00:41:07,964
- Hi, Ryan.
- He's our driver.

706
00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:11,168
He's the best that I know of.
He's got our backs.

707
00:41:11,201 --> 00:41:14,838
I've no idea what's going on,
but I'm okay with that.

708
00:41:17,139 --> 00:41:20,109
Ah, he's very mysterious.

709
00:41:20,143 --> 00:41:21,345
I genuinely don't
care about him.

710
00:41:21,377 --> 00:41:23,813
Right, do we have
my 4K monitors?

711
00:41:23,846 --> 00:41:25,147
Yes, check.

712
00:41:25,181 --> 00:41:27,851
- Do we have my SSD arrays?
- Yep, here.

713
00:41:27,884 --> 00:41:30,821
Uh, do you have my artificial
intelligence risk chip?

714
00:41:31,955 --> 00:41:35,359
No, because you made that up.

715
00:41:35,391 --> 00:41:36,926
How dare you!

716
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,962
You trying to be clever?

717
00:41:38,994 --> 00:41:40,029
A little bit, yeah.

718
00:41:40,063 --> 00:41:41,699
- Didn't work.
- Hang on.

719
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:45,869
Who the hell are these guys?

720
00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:47,771
Oh, I invited them.

721
00:41:47,804 --> 00:41:49,873
But the plan, Ashens, the plan.

722
00:41:49,906 --> 00:41:51,975
Count us up, plus Geoff.

723
00:41:52,007 --> 00:41:55,344
One, two, three,
carry the two, 11.

724
00:41:55,377 --> 00:41:57,980
Exactly, 11.

725
00:41:58,014 --> 00:41:59,116
So, what? 11.

726
00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:01,685
11, Ashen's 11.

727
00:42:01,717 --> 00:42:05,221
We can call ourselves
Ashen's 11!

728
00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:12,094
Oh, that is so...

729
00:42:12,127 --> 00:42:13,330
cool!

730
00:42:13,362 --> 00:42:15,264
- Yes!
- Yeah, it is!

731
00:42:15,297 --> 00:42:18,901
Totally justifies
the massive extra risk.

732
00:42:18,935 --> 00:42:21,138
Oh, now, see,
that works on so many levels.

733
00:42:21,170 --> 00:42:23,239
Well, it works
on one level, but...

734
00:42:23,272 --> 00:42:24,674
- Oh, yeah.
- That's a good level.

735
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,677
- What a level.
- Level...

736
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:29,946
Actually, I better find
something for you guys to do, um.

737
00:42:29,978 --> 00:42:33,884
How about you take these,
collect some money to offset

738
00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:36,119
- the cost of the heist.
- That sounds like a lot of fun.

739
00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:37,888
- Let's do it!
- Cheers, guys.

740
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,188
- Bye.
- Bye.

741
00:42:39,221 --> 00:42:40,389
- See you.
- They're so lovely.

742
00:42:40,422 --> 00:42:42,258
I didn't now it was possible

743
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:44,862
to feel this level of regret.

744
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,298
- Support the heist.
- Pennies in the bucket.

745
00:42:48,331 --> 00:42:50,367
- It's a good cause.
- Support the heist.

746
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,102
Oh, I love a good heist.

747
00:42:52,134 --> 00:42:53,369
Thank you very much.

748
00:42:53,402 --> 00:42:55,138
It's for a good cause.

749
00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:57,006
<i>Next,
we'll build an exact replica</i>

750
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,975
<i>of the motion detector
room so that I can train.</i>

751
00:42:59,007 --> 00:43:00,810
How did you do it?
You're cheating as well!

752
00:43:00,844 --> 00:43:02,913
Oh, don't say that.
Oh, I'm going to say mean things

753
00:43:02,946 --> 00:43:05,047
- about your mom in a minute.
- Your mom is

754
00:43:05,081 --> 00:43:07,084
the nicest person
I think I've ever met.

755
00:43:07,116 --> 00:43:09,085
- She's, like, so kind.
- So nice.

756
00:43:09,118 --> 00:43:11,454
- And very, very slow.
- Where's my head gone?

757
00:43:11,487 --> 00:43:14,390
- There's so much blood, I'm going to have PTSD...
- Slower, slower!

758
00:43:14,424 --> 00:43:15,759
More better.

759
00:43:15,792 --> 00:43:17,360
No more way to say, um.

760
00:43:17,393 --> 00:43:19,929
Your mom's so fat!

761
00:43:19,962 --> 00:43:21,997
Well, she's lost a lot
of weight recently actually.

762
00:43:22,031 --> 00:43:23,967
- Yeah.
- She looks really good for it to be perfectly honest.

763
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,503
Think like a sloth
with the finger,

764
00:43:26,536 --> 00:43:30,240
but not sloth, so maybe
like the broadband,

765
00:43:30,272 --> 00:43:33,910
but not broadband,
the dial-up with...

766
00:43:38,514 --> 00:43:39,850
- It's more like that.
- Hit him I the head.

767
00:43:39,882 --> 00:43:41,150
- Again, no?
- Watch it,

768
00:43:41,183 --> 00:43:43,185
I've seen you before,
you come frozen.

769
00:43:43,219 --> 00:43:44,421
Excuse me!

770
00:43:45,955 --> 00:43:49,192
We are trying
to plan a heist here.

771
00:43:49,225 --> 00:43:50,761
- She started it.
- Yeah.

772
00:43:50,793 --> 00:43:52,027
No, I didn't.

773
00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:53,029
She brought moms up.

774
00:43:54,163 --> 00:43:56,065
Ah, bugger that. Got to
shoot you all in the heads.

775
00:43:56,098 --> 00:43:57,500
- Give me the control.
- Yes.

776
00:43:57,534 --> 00:43:59,469
I haven't got a head,
but I'm still going.

777
00:43:59,502 --> 00:44:01,204
Watch out for her stump,
it's vicious.

778
00:44:04,306 --> 00:44:07,377
<i>Next, we'll have to get
Antony Agonist's fingerprint.</i>

779
00:44:07,409 --> 00:44:10,312
Okay, he's accepted
the invitation.

780
00:44:10,346 --> 00:44:12,114
He'll be here in 30 minutes.

781
00:44:12,147 --> 00:44:13,949
Okay, so let's
go over this again.

782
00:44:13,982 --> 00:44:17,286
This glass has been
covered in a special resin.

783
00:44:17,319 --> 00:44:20,256
We just need him to pick it up,
and then I can lift the print

784
00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:24,127
using this 3D laser scanner.

785
00:44:24,159 --> 00:44:25,529
Bingo.

786
00:44:25,561 --> 00:44:27,397
Bob's your uncle.

787
00:44:27,429 --> 00:44:29,232
The resin degenerates
very quickly,

788
00:44:29,264 --> 00:44:30,833
so I'll be in the van
with a scanner.

789
00:44:30,866 --> 00:44:32,201
Yiannis, you need
to bring me the glass

790
00:44:32,235 --> 00:44:33,470
as quickly as possible.

791
00:44:33,502 --> 00:44:37,106
- Okay?
- Uh, uncle, bingo, Bob,

792
00:44:37,139 --> 00:44:39,475
resin, scanner, yes.

793
00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:44,281
Are you guys sure you can't
pick up my mattresses?

794
00:44:44,313 --> 00:44:47,049
- I'll pay cash.
- Please get out.

795
00:44:48,217 --> 00:44:49,886
It's your loss.

796
00:44:57,159 --> 00:45:03,167
Um, the fox is
in the chicken, uh, house.

797
00:45:04,534 --> 00:45:06,103
Agonist behind door.

798
00:45:12,909 --> 00:45:15,878
Mr. Agonist,
you're extremely early,

799
00:45:15,911 --> 00:45:17,379
but please come in, come in.

800
00:45:17,413 --> 00:45:18,581
How are you doing?

801
00:45:18,614 --> 00:45:20,149
I got your message.

802
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:25,922
You're demolishing a museum
filled with Byzantine treasures.

803
00:45:25,955 --> 00:45:27,924
- I can't wait.
- Yeah, yeah, it's going to be great.

804
00:45:27,956 --> 00:45:30,426
Uh, would you like
a drink of something?

805
00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:32,295
- A glass of water?
- Water?

806
00:45:32,328 --> 00:45:34,031
Not enough electrolytes.

807
00:45:34,964 --> 00:45:36,465
Water's for losers.

808
00:45:42,038 --> 00:45:43,440
Ah.

809
00:45:44,607 --> 00:45:46,610
A fingerprint reader.

810
00:45:49,411 --> 00:45:50,980
I love these.

811
00:45:54,183 --> 00:45:56,085
I can see
the family resemblance.

812
00:45:56,118 --> 00:46:00,356
Although, your face
is a bit more boring and plain.

813
00:46:01,456 --> 00:46:02,958
I'm sorry, I don't understand.

814
00:46:02,991 --> 00:46:06,362
Christine,
she's your sister, right?

815
00:46:07,063 --> 00:46:09,532
- You know Christine?
- Know her?

816
00:46:09,565 --> 00:46:14,604
She's my lead scientist
on a very important project.

817
00:46:14,636 --> 00:46:16,639
Very hush hush.

818
00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,375
I'd like a word
with you in private.

819
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:20,477
Join me.

820
00:46:27,215 --> 00:46:28,418
Please, have a seat.

821
00:46:30,953 --> 00:46:33,522
Ashens, the reason I'm here

822
00:46:33,556 --> 00:46:37,060
other than to see
priceless artifacts destroyed,

823
00:46:37,092 --> 00:46:40,029
is to talk to you
about your sister.

824
00:46:40,063 --> 00:46:41,264
What about her?

825
00:46:41,297 --> 00:46:43,000
I'd like to get to
know her better.

826
00:46:44,534 --> 00:46:47,470
I thought maybe you could
give me some brotherly advice.

827
00:46:47,502 --> 00:46:49,405
Nope, sorry, I can't help you.

828
00:46:50,473 --> 00:46:52,141
Fine!

829
00:46:52,174 --> 00:46:54,009
I wouldn't normally ask
you, but your father...

830
00:46:54,043 --> 00:46:57,013
Oh, oh, sorry. I'm just getting a call.

831
00:46:57,045 --> 00:46:58,681
Sorry, I've got to take this.

832
00:46:58,714 --> 00:47:01,283
- Oh, hi, Dad.
- <i>Hi, Mr. Agonist.</i>

833
00:47:01,317 --> 00:47:02,719
<i>We need you to move your car.</i>

834
00:47:02,752 --> 00:47:05,188
Yeah, no, I'm just here
with someone, Dad.

835
00:47:05,221 --> 00:47:07,257
<i>Sorry, no, this is the council.</i>

836
00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:11,728
Yeah, no their dad
disappeared over 30 years ago.

837
00:47:11,761 --> 00:47:15,098
- <i>You're confused, I just... What the f...</i>
- Love you.

838
00:47:15,130 --> 00:47:18,000
Sorry, don't know
if you heard, that was my dad.

839
00:47:19,168 --> 00:47:21,238
Who I talk to
on a regular basis.

840
00:47:22,304 --> 00:47:24,239
You know what, I'm bored of you.

841
00:47:24,272 --> 00:47:29,411
I'm going to send you a signed
copy of my third autobiography.

842
00:47:29,444 --> 00:47:32,147
Thanks, this has been great.

843
00:47:32,181 --> 00:47:33,150
Got to go.

844
00:47:44,627 --> 00:47:46,029
Is your sister
the lead scientist...

845
00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:47,163
I believe she is.

846
00:47:47,196 --> 00:47:48,197
And you didn't know that she...

847
00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:49,498
I did not.

848
00:47:49,531 --> 00:47:50,734
Are you just
going to keep cutting off

849
00:47:50,766 --> 00:47:52,168
- everything that...
- I am.

850
00:47:53,368 --> 00:47:54,971
There's something I need to do.

851
00:48:02,578 --> 00:48:04,214
Sorry, what did I miss?

852
00:48:05,748 --> 00:48:09,653
This is, how you say,
a family full of mess.

853
00:48:10,685 --> 00:48:12,488
Yes, it is.

854
00:48:27,502 --> 00:48:29,705
Everything all right?

855
00:48:32,141 --> 00:48:34,778
Stuart, what are you doing here?

856
00:48:34,810 --> 00:48:38,614
I'm going to ask you a question
and I want an honest answer.

857
00:48:40,282 --> 00:48:41,717
Okay.

858
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:46,455
It's just their shape, you know?

859
00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:48,291
The way they just
cut the grass and...

860
00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:49,793
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

861
00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:51,561
Are you working on the Polybius?

862
00:48:52,661 --> 00:48:54,196
We went through this.

863
00:48:54,230 --> 00:48:55,697
I've spoken to Agonist.

864
00:48:55,730 --> 00:48:57,266
I know everything.

865
00:49:01,804 --> 00:49:04,107
Are you doing this for father?

866
00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:05,475
It won't bring him back.

867
00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:08,411
No, he's been gone for years.

868
00:49:12,248 --> 00:49:14,384
Do you ever think about him?

869
00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:15,585
No, never.

870
00:49:16,418 --> 00:49:18,687
Didn't need him then,
don't need him now.

871
00:49:18,721 --> 00:49:20,322
Why do you always do that?

872
00:49:20,355 --> 00:49:21,257
What?

873
00:49:23,426 --> 00:49:25,494
Why were you speaking
to Agonist?

874
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:26,562
What are you up to?

875
00:49:26,596 --> 00:49:28,197
Oh, nothing, no reason, no.

876
00:49:28,230 --> 00:49:31,633
But, um, do be careful, Chris.

877
00:49:31,667 --> 00:49:33,168
Fine.

878
00:49:33,201 --> 00:49:36,138
I'll leave you
to your lawnmowers.

879
00:49:37,172 --> 00:49:39,375
What do you mean?

880
00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:48,818
<i>Hello, Science Department.</i>

881
00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:51,221
Yes, it's Dr. Ashen.

882
00:49:51,253 --> 00:49:53,489
I'd like to move forward
with the relocation plan.

883
00:49:57,493 --> 00:49:59,529
Uh, uh, Cyber Ops emergency.

884
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:00,697
Cyber ops emergency!

885
00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:02,232
Everybody here now!

886
00:50:06,235 --> 00:50:08,304
Norwich, we have a problem.

887
00:50:08,337 --> 00:50:10,306
I've just seen
some serious email chatter.

888
00:50:10,339 --> 00:50:11,641
They are moving the Polybius.

889
00:50:11,674 --> 00:50:13,275
What, when?

890
00:50:13,308 --> 00:50:15,611
Uh, two days from now!

891
00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:18,313
We're going to have
to go tomorrow night.

892
00:50:18,346 --> 00:50:20,649
- I'm not ready.
- I need to finish my training.

893
00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:22,819
This is the only way now.

894
00:50:22,851 --> 00:50:24,253
There's something
not right here.

895
00:50:24,286 --> 00:50:25,487
- What is going on?
- Oh, really,

896
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,223
you're accusing me of this now?

897
00:50:27,255 --> 00:50:28,790
I think it's a possibility.

898
00:50:28,824 --> 00:50:30,592
Everything that's gone
wrong has come through you.

899
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,461
I don't understand.

900
00:50:32,494 --> 00:50:34,330
There's nothing to get
to the bottom of.

901
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,868
Enough!

902
00:50:39,902 --> 00:50:41,438
We can do this.

903
00:50:42,938 --> 00:50:44,206
We're prepared.

904
00:50:48,344 --> 00:50:50,213
At least we know
Jarred's on top of things.

905
00:50:58,721 --> 00:51:00,223
Oh, come on, man.

906
00:51:00,255 --> 00:51:02,824
Get the door decoder, get out.

907
00:51:08,496 --> 00:51:09,765
Oh, my God.

908
00:51:09,799 --> 00:51:11,301
I am so sorry.

909
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:12,768
Watch where you're going.

910
00:51:12,802 --> 00:51:14,337
Look,
let me help you with these.

911
00:51:17,505 --> 00:51:19,308
What are you staring at?

912
00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:22,212
Um, uh, wow...

913
00:51:22,978 --> 00:51:24,880
Lawnmowers.

914
00:51:24,913 --> 00:51:27,183
Nice, nice.

915
00:51:27,951 --> 00:51:30,719
You know, 68,000 people
are injured every year

916
00:51:30,752 --> 00:51:32,988
by lawnmowers
in the United States.

917
00:51:33,022 --> 00:51:34,657
Fact.

918
00:51:34,690 --> 00:51:38,860
Um, you know,
lawnmowers remind me of,

919
00:51:38,893 --> 00:51:41,598
"It's summer, get out
and cut the lawn!"

920
00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:44,567
"But I'm watching TV, Mom!"
"Get out there!"

921
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,703
"It's not working!"

922
00:51:46,735 --> 00:51:48,770
"You've got to prime it,
you idiot!"

923
00:51:48,804 --> 00:51:50,740
Yeah, clippings everywhere.

924
00:51:50,772 --> 00:51:53,342
Clippings everywhere.

925
00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:55,677
Right, give those to me.

926
00:51:55,710 --> 00:51:56,879
I have work to do.

927
00:51:58,581 --> 00:51:59,883
I hope to see you soon.

928
00:52:05,688 --> 00:52:07,590
You used to be smooth.

929
00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:08,891
That was rough.

930
00:52:08,924 --> 00:52:10,393
What's happened to me?

931
00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:16,532
On the ready line.

932
00:52:16,565 --> 00:52:18,368
Come on, on the ready
line, everybody.

933
00:52:24,005 --> 00:52:29,712
Okay, before we go, I would
like to say a few words.

934
00:52:29,744 --> 00:52:33,382
This is absolutely hopeless.

935
00:52:33,415 --> 00:52:34,883
That's not a good way
to start a speech.

936
00:52:34,917 --> 00:52:37,686
Oh, how I regret my old friend.

937
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,988
Oh, no, that's perfect
for us because we

938
00:52:40,022 --> 00:52:42,324
are absolutely hopeless.

939
00:52:42,357 --> 00:52:43,692
Ah, yeah, much better.

940
00:52:43,726 --> 00:52:45,494
What we are about to do

941
00:52:45,527 --> 00:52:47,763
is often referred to as a con.

942
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:49,565
Now, what is con short for?

943
00:52:49,598 --> 00:52:51,534
Utter confusion!

944
00:52:51,567 --> 00:52:53,302
Computer output notification.

945
00:52:53,335 --> 00:52:56,938
- Confidence?
- Yes, confidence.

946
00:52:56,971 --> 00:53:01,410
And that is something
we don't have a lot of.

947
00:53:01,444 --> 00:53:04,080
I mean, take a look at us.

948
00:53:04,112 --> 00:53:06,348
We've got Annalise
whose positivity

949
00:53:06,382 --> 00:53:08,784
is bordering on insanity.

950
00:53:08,817 --> 00:53:11,753
We've got Vocal whose constant
voice training exercise

951
00:53:11,786 --> 00:53:13,889
is threatening
to can the whole shebang.

952
00:53:13,922 --> 00:53:16,058
We've got Ryan
who is the only person

953
00:53:16,092 --> 00:53:17,860
I know with a driving license.

954
00:53:17,893 --> 00:53:20,929
We've got Benny
whose irritating curiosity

955
00:53:20,962 --> 00:53:22,931
kicked this whole thing off.

956
00:53:22,964 --> 00:53:25,334
We've got Yiannis,
I still don't really know

957
00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:27,570
if he speaks English or Greek.

958
00:53:27,603 --> 00:53:29,339
Ah, yes.

959
00:53:29,371 --> 00:53:31,840
This is a great pep talk so far,
Ashens, really great.

960
00:53:31,873 --> 00:53:34,409
And of course, Cube,
who once got stuck

961
00:53:34,442 --> 00:53:37,846
at a press any key prompt
because he refused to comply.

962
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,882
That was one time!

963
00:53:39,915 --> 00:53:41,817
And most of all, me.

964
00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:44,753
Some poor prat who turned
his hording problem

965
00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:46,555
into an embarrassing career.

966
00:53:47,322 --> 00:53:49,458
What I'm saying,
ladies and gentlemen,

967
00:53:49,491 --> 00:53:51,560
is that we haven't had it easy.

968
00:53:51,594 --> 00:53:53,463
None of us have been
blessed with good looks,

969
00:53:53,496 --> 00:53:56,898
fancy contacts, or even
competent personal hygiene.

970
00:53:56,931 --> 00:53:58,467
Speak for yourself.

971
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,369
But this is
what makes us stronger

972
00:54:00,402 --> 00:54:01,770
than any other crew.

973
00:54:01,804 --> 00:54:05,708
We are the No Confidence Crew.

974
00:54:05,741 --> 00:54:09,679
We will not be beaten,
we will not be stopped.

975
00:54:09,712 --> 00:54:14,717
And there is nobody else I would
rather do this thing with.

976
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,085
I like that. No Con Crew.

977
00:54:17,118 --> 00:54:19,020
To the No Confidence Crew.

978
00:54:19,054 --> 00:54:20,723
Yeah, it's got
a nice ring to it.

979
00:54:20,755 --> 00:54:22,924
To a bunch of utter losers!

980
00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:25,561
That speech made no sense.

981
00:54:25,594 --> 00:54:28,365
- Okay, let's go, people.
- Woo!

982
00:55:09,538 --> 00:55:10,740
This is so cool.

983
00:55:14,643 --> 00:55:16,212
Okay, Ryan, punch it.

984
00:55:24,953 --> 00:55:29,558
All right, people,
let's get ready to roll.

985
00:55:31,159 --> 00:55:33,495
Annalise, check your camera.

986
00:55:35,831 --> 00:55:36,966
I think you just broke that.

987
00:55:36,998 --> 00:55:38,701
Yes, that's broken. Ditch that.

988
00:55:49,944 --> 00:55:55,884
Okay, Team Soaring Eagle
of Destiny go to work.

989
00:55:55,918 --> 00:55:57,887
You guys got this.

990
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,690
I just love
those three things so much.

991
00:56:00,723 --> 00:56:01,724
Commencement.

992
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,205
Okay, here we go.

993
00:56:16,237 --> 00:56:19,074
I am in the system
and taking over

994
00:56:19,107 --> 00:56:24,246
the telephoney and the cameras
in three, two, one.

995
00:56:25,281 --> 00:56:27,650
The clock is now ticking.

996
00:56:27,683 --> 00:56:30,652
You've got 30 minutes
to get in, get the package,

997
00:56:30,685 --> 00:56:32,621
and get out before
the system resets

998
00:56:32,654 --> 00:56:35,023
and you're all caught on CCTV.

999
00:56:35,056 --> 00:56:38,727
Now, let's see what we can see.

1000
00:56:43,898 --> 00:56:45,067
Good evening, sirs.

1001
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:46,569
Names please.

1002
00:56:46,601 --> 00:56:49,638
Okay, switching to shelf cam.

1003
00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:52,909
Uh, yes, we're here
to see Dr. Christine Ashen.

1004
00:56:52,942 --> 00:56:54,710
Okay, name please?

1005
00:56:54,743 --> 00:56:57,980
Zooming, zooming.

1006
00:56:58,013 --> 00:56:59,648
Oh, come on, move that paper!

1007
00:57:01,650 --> 00:57:03,985
- Name please?
- <i>Guys, the newspaper is blocking the list.</i>

1008
00:57:04,018 --> 00:57:07,122
<i>I repeat, the newspaper
is blocking the list.</i>

1009
00:57:07,156 --> 00:57:10,092
Yes, we're scientists.

1010
00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:11,060
From Sweden.

1011
00:57:14,029 --> 00:57:15,931
Sweden, yes.

1012
00:57:15,964 --> 00:57:18,333
Fish, fishes.

1013
00:57:18,366 --> 00:57:21,603
Ah, that's well and good, sir,
but I'm going to need a name please.

1014
00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:23,705
<i>Just say something.</i>

1015
00:57:23,739 --> 00:57:24,641
<i>Anything!</i>

1016
00:57:25,607 --> 00:57:26,875
Sweden.

1017
00:57:26,909 --> 00:57:30,746
Yes, my name
is a series of words

1018
00:57:30,779 --> 00:57:36,719
which are preciously
Dr. Steve Wedding.

1019
00:57:36,752 --> 00:57:39,322
Yes, Dr. Steve Wedding.

1020
00:57:41,123 --> 00:57:43,726
<i>Ah, Jesus Christ.</i>

1021
00:57:43,759 --> 00:57:45,027
I'll check the list.

1022
00:57:48,063 --> 00:57:50,900
Oh, Dr. Wedding.
Yes, you're on the list.

1023
00:57:50,933 --> 00:57:52,701
If you'd like
to step forward to the camera.

1024
00:57:54,869 --> 00:57:56,906
<i>Team Soaring Eagle of
Destiny, do you read me?</i>

1025
00:57:56,938 --> 00:57:58,239
We're in position.

1026
00:57:58,272 --> 00:58:02,110
I am turning off
the electricity... now.

1027
00:58:10,018 --> 00:58:12,655
<i>Yes, hello, this is Desk Alpha,</i>

1028
00:58:12,688 --> 00:58:16,225
<i>I'm calling to confirm
visitor Dr. Wedding.</i>

1029
00:58:16,257 --> 00:58:19,027
Yes, Desk Alpha,
I have your image.

1030
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:23,264
I can confirm identity
of Steve Wedding and guest.

1031
00:58:23,297 --> 00:58:25,301
Access is authorized.

1032
00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:27,736
- That checks out, sir.
- Yes.

1033
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,972
Here are your passes. If you'd
like to go down the corridor

1034
00:58:30,005 --> 00:58:31,975
on the left and up
on to the fourth floor.

1035
00:58:33,409 --> 00:58:34,677
Fish.

1036
00:58:37,311 --> 00:58:39,415
Something ain't right
about them.

1037
00:58:39,447 --> 00:58:42,317
I can smell it.

1038
00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:44,387
You said that four times today.

1039
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,921
Nah, this time's different.

1040
00:58:45,953 --> 00:58:47,322
You said that three times.

1041
00:58:47,355 --> 00:58:50,359
Oh, there's trouble brewing.

1042
00:58:51,393 --> 00:58:55,130
Or my name ain't Jake Steel.

1043
00:58:55,163 --> 00:58:57,667
Your name isn't
Jake Steel, it's Kevin.

1044
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,636
It's Kevin.

1045
00:59:03,205 --> 00:59:05,174
<i>Team Boiled Celery,
gear up and start making</i>

1046
00:59:05,206 --> 00:59:07,676
<i>your way down
to the Polybius room.</i>

1047
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:10,346
I hate this jumper, it's like
I have sandpaper on my nipples.

1048
00:59:10,378 --> 00:59:12,313
- Tell me about it.
- <i>Okay,</i>

1049
00:59:12,346 --> 00:59:15,083
let's switch the phones
back to local control.

1050
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:19,087
Uh, here we go again.

1051
00:59:19,121 --> 00:59:22,291
Ah, Vocal, I can't disconnect the
call override without raising alarms.

1052
00:59:22,324 --> 00:59:25,127
If that phone rings,
you have to answer it.

1053
00:59:25,159 --> 00:59:27,163
- Okay, gotcha.
- It'll be fine.

1054
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:29,297
The phone's not going to ring.

1055
00:59:29,331 --> 00:59:33,335
Uh, it's Andrienna
Cavachuti from accounting.

1056
00:59:33,368 --> 00:59:34,703
She's calling a pharmacist.

1057
00:59:37,072 --> 00:59:39,407
I think this might be your bag.

1058
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,810
They're my heist pants.

1059
00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:44,714
Um, hello there,
Amblem Pharmacy.

1060
00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:46,415
How can I help you?

1061
00:59:46,447 --> 00:59:49,118
Um, yeah, can I just pop you
on hold there, Miss Cavachuti?

1062
00:59:49,150 --> 00:59:50,853
Line two, John from HR.

1063
00:59:50,886 --> 00:59:52,755
He's calling his wife.

1064
00:59:52,788 --> 00:59:55,491
- Hello, dear.
- No, she's older than that.

1065
00:59:55,523 --> 00:59:58,426
- Hello, dear.
- She's not that old.

1066
00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:00,295
Hello, dear.

1067
01:00:00,328 --> 01:00:03,732
Why not, I'll meet
down at the park.

1068
01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,735
Got the pups out the rain.

1069
01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:07,804
Team Soaring Eagle of Destiny,
do you read me?

1070
01:00:14,877 --> 01:00:16,911
Um, there are no, um, what...

1071
01:00:16,944 --> 01:00:17,912
- Screws?
- No.

1072
01:00:17,946 --> 01:00:19,047
Let me have a go.

1073
01:00:20,047 --> 01:00:21,783
Okay.

1074
01:00:21,817 --> 01:00:23,186
You can do this.

1075
01:00:39,168 --> 01:00:41,403
Well, that was great.

1076
01:00:41,435 --> 01:00:44,039
No, thermal exhaust port.

1077
01:00:45,239 --> 01:00:46,542
Let's go.

1078
01:00:50,978 --> 01:00:53,549
Now,
Mr. Peterson, your colonoscopy

1079
01:00:53,581 --> 01:00:55,518
has been moved to Tuesday.

1080
01:00:55,551 --> 01:00:58,520
You actually have yoga tomorrow.

1081
01:00:58,554 --> 01:01:01,991
Team Boiled Celery, walk
straight up to the scanner.

1082
01:01:08,596 --> 01:01:10,965
<i>Greetings, Antony Agonist.</i>

1083
01:01:10,998 --> 01:01:12,868
<i>What fantastic hands you have.</i>

1084
01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:19,074
Okay, we're in.

1085
01:01:19,107 --> 01:01:20,909
Are you sure
this is going to work?

1086
01:01:20,942 --> 01:01:22,444
<i>Well,
their facial topography system</i>

1087
01:01:22,476 --> 01:01:24,312
<i>is a little iffy, but I think</i>

1088
01:01:24,346 --> 01:01:26,849
the hack of the face
database has worked.

1089
01:01:26,882 --> 01:01:30,787
Don't bother, Cube, I've got a
nice dependable low-tech solution.

1090
01:01:32,487 --> 01:01:34,857
What are you doing?
Follow my plan!

1091
01:01:36,924 --> 01:01:38,927
<i>Identity confirmed.</i>

1092
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,930
<i>Your face looks amazing,
Antony. Really great.</i>

1093
01:01:41,964 --> 01:01:44,500
Unbelievable.

1094
01:01:44,532 --> 01:01:47,302
Yes, I had an accident.

1095
01:01:47,335 --> 01:01:49,138
No, it was my fault.

1096
01:01:49,170 --> 01:01:51,506
I really did a really bad one.

1097
01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:53,042
I did a boo boo.

1098
01:01:53,074 --> 01:01:55,377
Okay, we are still
waiting on Jarred.

1099
01:01:55,409 --> 01:01:57,112
<i>What is taking him so long?</i>

1100
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,148
Come on, man.

1101
01:02:00,181 --> 01:02:02,183
You can do this. Come on.

1102
01:02:02,217 --> 01:02:05,054
Blue skies in.

1103
01:02:07,989 --> 01:02:10,091
Gray skies out.

1104
01:02:11,326 --> 01:02:12,561
I'm going in.

1105
01:02:17,065 --> 01:02:19,068
- Hello?
- Jarred.

1106
01:02:20,034 --> 01:02:23,638
What can I do for you, Jarred?

1107
01:02:23,672 --> 01:02:25,340
Well, I was just wondering...

1108
01:02:26,475 --> 01:02:30,246
what... um, how, how's it going?

1109
01:02:31,246 --> 01:02:33,182
I'm well.

1110
01:02:33,214 --> 01:02:34,149
How are you?

1111
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,085
A bit plugged up actually.

1112
01:02:37,118 --> 01:02:40,288
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

1113
01:02:40,322 --> 01:02:42,191
No, I'm sorry.

1114
01:02:42,223 --> 01:02:44,993
Why does my mouth
and brain not work together?

1115
01:02:45,027 --> 01:02:47,897
Listen, if there
isn't anything else,

1116
01:02:47,929 --> 01:02:49,498
I have work to do.

1117
01:02:49,531 --> 01:02:51,166
I know what you're saying, Pat,

1118
01:02:51,199 --> 01:02:53,101
but you really need to
just take a step back

1119
01:02:53,134 --> 01:02:55,536
and have a look at it
from her perspective.

1120
01:02:55,569 --> 01:02:57,138
You know what I mean like?

1121
01:02:57,172 --> 01:03:00,175
Come on, Jarred.
You are the sweatiest,

1122
01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,278
slickest man I've ever met.

1123
01:03:02,310 --> 01:03:03,411
<i>You can do this, mate.</i>

1124
01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:05,948
Okay.

1125
01:03:05,980 --> 01:03:10,118
I could leave
or I could stay here...

1126
01:03:11,185 --> 01:03:12,220
and talk to you more.

1127
01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:15,456
And what do we have
to talk about?

1128
01:03:15,489 --> 01:03:19,694
Well, I want to talk to you
about that beautiful...

1129
01:03:19,728 --> 01:03:22,431
hunk of machinery
on the wall over there.

1130
01:03:25,032 --> 01:03:26,301
You like lawnmowers?

1131
01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:27,670
Are you kidding me?

1132
01:03:27,703 --> 01:03:29,438
I love a lawnmower!

1133
01:03:29,471 --> 01:03:32,608
Man, a bit of
a collector actually, yeah.

1134
01:03:32,641 --> 01:03:35,377
Got quite a few
interesting pieces.

1135
01:03:35,409 --> 01:03:37,013
Tell me about your piece.

1136
01:03:38,045 --> 01:03:40,248
I mean, your lawnmower pieces.

1137
01:03:40,281 --> 01:03:44,118
Well, I'd have to say
my favorite would have to be

1138
01:03:44,152 --> 01:03:47,690
The Grassinator X98 Titanium.

1139
01:03:48,489 --> 01:03:51,192
There's just nothing better
than a ride-on mower, is there?

1140
01:03:51,226 --> 01:03:53,128
No, there isn't.

1141
01:03:54,261 --> 01:03:56,331
Sometimes I just feel
it, you know?

1142
01:03:56,364 --> 01:03:59,734
Just getting your leg over,

1143
01:03:59,768 --> 01:04:04,340
and then I take my time,
slowly easing into

1144
01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:08,010
that triple sprung
cushioned seat.

1145
01:04:08,043 --> 01:04:11,981
Nestle myself right in,
becoming one with it, you know?

1146
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:15,050
<i>Easing myself in there.</i>

1147
01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:19,355
Getting comfortable
and then when I'm ready...

1148
01:04:20,221 --> 01:04:25,694
I turn on the engine and I feel
the rumbling underneath me.

1149
01:04:25,726 --> 01:04:30,031
Oh, the purring of potential.

1150
01:04:30,065 --> 01:04:33,068
- Oh, can you imagine that?
- Yes.

1151
01:04:33,101 --> 01:04:39,041
Well, now, imagine me putting
my foot on the pedal gently,

1152
01:04:39,074 --> 01:04:42,543
just to help the engine warm up.

1153
01:04:42,576 --> 01:04:45,346
Then when it's ready,

1154
01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:47,583
I'm going to put
the pedal to the metal,

1155
01:04:47,616 --> 01:04:51,987
and I'm going to mow that lawn.

1156
01:04:55,123 --> 01:04:57,726
Oh, man. Woo!

1157
01:04:57,759 --> 01:05:02,197
Now that is what
I call satisfaction.

1158
01:05:02,230 --> 01:05:04,400
Jarred, what are
you doing later?

1159
01:05:04,433 --> 01:05:07,369
Anything
you want me to.

1160
01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:10,572
Good man, Jarred. Well done.

1161
01:05:10,605 --> 01:05:12,541
Okay, we have to get
him out of there.

1162
01:05:12,574 --> 01:05:15,077
Can I put you on hold for
a minute there, Mr. Lawson?

1163
01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:17,546
I'm just going to call the hotel
in Lanzerotti on your behalf.

1164
01:05:19,214 --> 01:05:20,782
Excuse me one second.

1165
01:05:20,815 --> 01:05:22,384
You're needed downstairs.

1166
01:05:22,417 --> 01:05:24,219
I'm so sorry, I've got to go.

1167
01:05:24,252 --> 01:05:26,188
Security never takes a day off.

1168
01:05:27,389 --> 01:05:29,324
But I hope to see you soon.

1169
01:05:29,357 --> 01:05:32,561
Yes, very soon.

1170
01:05:32,594 --> 01:05:33,561
Yeah.

1171
01:05:35,297 --> 01:05:36,331
Yeah.

1172
01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:40,636
<i>Okay, get that over to Yiannis.</i>

1173
01:05:40,668 --> 01:05:42,804
<i>You have t-minus 20 minutes.</i>

1174
01:05:42,837 --> 01:05:44,806
I'm on my way.

1175
01:05:46,540 --> 01:05:48,409
Oh, wait a minute.

1176
01:05:48,442 --> 01:05:50,245
Relocating the Polybius?

1177
01:05:51,413 --> 01:05:53,782
Who authorized this?

1178
01:05:53,815 --> 01:05:55,217
I'm going for a walk.

1179
01:05:56,518 --> 01:05:58,753
My instinct's twitching
something fierce.

1180
01:05:58,786 --> 01:06:00,522
I bet it is.

1181
01:06:00,554 --> 01:06:02,590
Uh-uh. Where is he going?

1182
01:06:02,623 --> 01:06:05,326
Wait up, wait up, I'm coming.

1183
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,463
Get this to The Cube, ASAP.

1184
01:06:07,496 --> 01:06:09,398
I will make
this occurrence happen.

1185
01:06:10,197 --> 01:06:12,801
- Christine.
- <i>I told you, it's Dr. Ashen.</i>

1186
01:06:12,833 --> 01:06:14,802
What do you want, I'm very busy.

1187
01:06:14,835 --> 01:06:17,105
What's this about
moving the Polybius?

1188
01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:20,609
Yes, I have some concerns about
security in the Polybius room.

1189
01:06:20,641 --> 01:06:21,576
Let's go.

1190
01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:24,880
Explain. No, show me.

1191
01:06:24,913 --> 01:06:26,315
I'll see you there.

1192
01:06:28,183 --> 01:06:30,453
Look sharp, guys.
You got company coming your way.

1193
01:06:40,795 --> 01:06:43,764
- What are they doing here?
- I don't know.

1194
01:06:43,797 --> 01:06:46,868
My cowboy sense is tingling.

1195
01:06:46,902 --> 01:06:48,770
Kevin, can we just go back?

1196
01:06:48,802 --> 01:06:50,538
Not until
we've checked this area.

1197
01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:56,244
Clear!

1198
01:06:57,811 --> 01:06:59,147
Unbelievable.

1199
01:07:00,415 --> 01:07:03,351
Jarred and Annalise,
there's no way you're making it

1200
01:07:03,384 --> 01:07:05,419
to the override with
those two hanging around.

1201
01:07:05,453 --> 01:07:07,889
You need to deal with them and you're
going to need to do it quickly.

1202
01:07:09,456 --> 01:07:11,493
Count to 30 and then
distract the guard.

1203
01:07:11,525 --> 01:07:14,529
- What are you going to do?
- Something I saw in a movie once.

1204
01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:15,831
There's movies about ironing?

1205
01:07:21,969 --> 01:07:24,505
Oh, good job, Yiannis.

1206
01:07:24,538 --> 01:07:27,542
- Yes.
- Okay, I go walking

1207
01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:29,811
- and be outlook.
- Lookout.

1208
01:07:32,681 --> 01:07:34,449
Ah.

1209
01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:42,357
<i>Now, the motion detectors.</i>

1210
01:07:42,389 --> 01:07:45,627
<i>Okay, gentlemen, the code
should be on the door.</i>

1211
01:07:45,659 --> 01:07:48,196
It's all Greek to me.

1212
01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:49,731
That's not helpful, Ashens.

1213
01:07:49,764 --> 01:07:50,799
No, literally.

1214
01:07:51,799 --> 01:07:53,735
This is the most
bizarre security system.

1215
01:07:54,868 --> 01:07:56,270
Yiannis!

1216
01:07:56,304 --> 01:07:57,439
Cube, get Yiannis!

1217
01:07:58,505 --> 01:08:01,743
I do not believe your
free market is truly free.

1218
01:08:01,775 --> 01:08:04,779
- Sorry, give us a sec.
- I'll go find him.

1219
01:08:04,813 --> 01:08:07,883
Your food is unoriginal
and derivative.

1220
01:08:07,915 --> 01:08:10,251
One time we need him.

1221
01:08:10,284 --> 01:08:11,420
Cube, hurry up!

1222
01:08:11,453 --> 01:08:13,788
Don't worry, I'm on it.

1223
01:08:13,822 --> 01:08:15,390
Vocal, hurry!

1224
01:08:15,422 --> 01:08:17,659
Come on, guys,
the clock is ticking.

1225
01:08:17,691 --> 01:08:19,994
He's here, he's here, he's here.

1226
01:08:20,027 --> 01:08:21,329
Yiannis, what does this say?

1227
01:08:23,498 --> 01:08:26,768
Uh, turn the handle
left to open.

1228
01:08:29,337 --> 01:08:30,239
What?

1229
01:08:35,843 --> 01:08:39,248
Well, that was a lot less
complicated than I anticipated.

1230
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:39,981
Yes.

1231
01:08:41,715 --> 01:08:44,719
Guys, guys, over here!
I need your help!

1232
01:08:44,753 --> 01:08:46,388
Wait, wait, wait,
something's not right.

1233
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:48,322
- I'm going to call this in.
- Don't you dare!

1234
01:08:48,356 --> 01:08:50,425
This is my bust
and I ain't giving

1235
01:08:50,458 --> 01:08:53,295
anyone else the credit
for taking it down.

1236
01:08:53,328 --> 01:08:54,795
Kevin, don't go in there.

1237
01:08:54,829 --> 01:08:58,767
It's Jake, Jake Steel.

1238
01:09:00,401 --> 01:09:03,704
I'm a security expert
trained in two martial arts.

1239
01:09:03,737 --> 01:09:06,340
I got the reflexes of a ninja,

1240
01:09:06,374 --> 01:09:09,878
the stealth of a cat,
and clean CRB check.

1241
01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,419
Oh, God, Kevin.

1242
01:09:18,453 --> 01:09:20,621
Oh, what did you just do?

1243
01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:23,692
Oh, that didn't happen
in the movie.

1244
01:09:23,725 --> 01:09:24,892
- Ah, let's get out of here.
- Yeah, okay.

1245
01:09:24,926 --> 01:09:26,527
<i>Go, go, go.</i>

1246
01:09:26,561 --> 01:09:28,664
<i>We need to get
this override pulled now</i>

1247
01:09:28,696 --> 01:09:30,331
or this will all fall apart.

1248
01:09:30,365 --> 01:09:32,734
Jake, I mean Kevin.

1249
01:09:32,767 --> 01:09:34,636
Oh, that's not good.

1250
01:09:34,669 --> 01:09:35,737
This?

1251
01:09:35,770 --> 01:09:38,406
Oh, it's nothing.

1252
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,840
Just a flesh wound.

1253
01:09:39,874 --> 01:09:42,544
Ah, I got worse in 'Nam.

1254
01:09:42,576 --> 01:09:44,079
You didn't serve in Vietnam.

1255
01:09:44,111 --> 01:09:48,350
No, Nam,
my local Vietnamese restaurant.

1256
01:09:48,383 --> 01:09:50,786
I've had food poisoning
there multiple times.

1257
01:09:50,819 --> 01:09:53,455
- I'm going to call an ambulance.
- Not necessary.

1258
01:09:53,487 --> 01:09:55,691
- I'll be fine.
- Okay, let's get you up,

1259
01:09:55,723 --> 01:09:57,491
and we'll get you
a first aid kit.

1260
01:09:57,525 --> 01:09:58,594
Sounds good...

1261
01:10:00,527 --> 01:10:01,597
partner.

1262
01:10:10,437 --> 01:10:12,641
Okay, now...

1263
01:10:13,741 --> 01:10:15,744
focus, Stuart.

1264
01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:17,346
You can do this.

1265
01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:19,581
Take a deep breath,
take your time.

1266
01:10:20,647 --> 01:10:21,816
Don't take too much time.

1267
01:10:23,517 --> 01:10:25,453
What I'm trying to say
is take exactly

1268
01:10:25,486 --> 01:10:27,422
the right amount of time.

1269
01:10:28,722 --> 01:10:31,759
Not too slow, but then
again, not too fast.

1270
01:10:32,459 --> 01:10:37,365
Don't rush, but also make sure
you don't dilly dally.

1271
01:10:37,398 --> 01:10:38,967
You'll only get
one chance to do this.

1272
01:10:39,901 --> 01:10:41,937
No pressure.

1273
01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:55,084
You've started well.
You've got ages to go though.

1274
01:10:56,584 --> 01:10:59,588
You're the slowest
man I know, Ashens.

1275
01:11:00,621 --> 01:11:02,090
<i>Slower, Ashens.</i>

1276
01:11:04,558 --> 01:11:10,965
Slower...

1277
01:11:10,999 --> 01:11:14,102
Ashens.

1278
01:11:14,134 --> 01:11:17,004
I believe in you, Stuart.
I'll support you always,

1279
01:11:17,038 --> 01:11:19,941
except in certain legal
eventualities.

1280
01:11:19,973 --> 01:11:22,110
You're not helping.

1281
01:11:22,142 --> 01:11:25,780
You're almost there now,
but you could still screw it up real bad.

1282
01:11:25,813 --> 01:11:27,516
Really not helping.

1283
01:11:35,088 --> 01:11:37,058
<i>Lasers deactivated.</i>

1284
01:11:38,526 --> 01:11:39,828
<i>Have a nice day.</i>

1285
01:11:39,861 --> 01:11:41,596
<i>Fantastic!</i>

1286
01:11:41,629 --> 01:11:43,565
<i>Now, Soaring Eagles,
just pull the override</i>

1287
01:11:43,597 --> 01:11:46,066
<i>and we'll be able to
remotely hot wire that door.</i>

1288
01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:49,804
We have liftoff.

1289
01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:51,072
- Yes.
- Nice!

1290
01:11:55,677 --> 01:11:57,646
We are in position.

1291
01:11:57,678 --> 01:11:59,447
<i>All right, Ashens,
I am sending you the signal now.</i>

1292
01:12:02,650 --> 01:12:04,719
Say again, please repeat.

1293
01:12:04,752 --> 01:12:06,187
Where is that coming from?

1294
01:12:06,221 --> 01:12:08,089
I've isolated
all possible sources.

1295
01:12:12,727 --> 01:12:14,029
Sorry.

1296
01:12:14,062 --> 01:12:15,497
Okay, Ashens,
I'm sending the signal

1297
01:12:15,530 --> 01:12:17,898
through... now.

1298
01:12:24,873 --> 01:12:27,075
<i>Proceed with extreme caution.</i>

1299
01:12:28,942 --> 01:12:29,911
Shall we?

1300
01:12:33,681 --> 01:12:35,951
How dare she move
the Polybius without me.

1301
01:12:35,984 --> 01:12:37,585
How dare she!

1302
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,669
Give me a second here.

1303
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,215
Hi, I'm Stuart.

1304
01:13:08,749 --> 01:13:10,118
I think you've been
expecting me.

1305
01:13:14,321 --> 01:13:16,525
So, you're
Father's favorite child?

1306
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,628
You don't look so great to me.

1307
01:13:29,670 --> 01:13:32,039
- Ashens?
- Oh, oh, sorry.

1308
01:13:32,072 --> 01:13:33,674
How long have you been there?

1309
01:13:35,109 --> 01:13:36,977
I came into the room with you.

1310
01:13:37,011 --> 01:13:38,580
I mean, I've been here
the whole time.

1311
01:13:38,612 --> 01:13:39,880
I was standing just there.

1312
01:13:39,914 --> 01:13:41,715
I mean,
I was a couple steps back.

1313
01:13:41,749 --> 01:13:44,119
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How long have we been in the room?

1314
01:13:44,151 --> 01:13:45,819
- Five or ten.
- Well, that's how long

1315
01:13:45,852 --> 01:13:47,721
I've been, I've been
here as long as we've,

1316
01:13:47,754 --> 01:13:49,056
because we came in
together when...

1317
01:13:49,089 --> 01:13:50,758
Sorry, sorry.

1318
01:13:52,293 --> 01:13:53,562
Let's get this thing.

1319
01:13:55,597 --> 01:13:57,632
Uh, just tip it
towards you, yep.

1320
01:13:57,664 --> 01:14:00,000
- Okay, to me.
- Three, two, one, go!

1321
01:14:05,673 --> 01:14:06,708
I can't.

1322
01:14:06,740 --> 01:14:08,176
Oh, oh, that ain't moving.

1323
01:14:10,745 --> 01:14:13,748
So, I've noticed
a flaw in our plan.

1324
01:14:13,780 --> 01:14:14,982
Yeah.

1325
01:14:15,016 --> 01:14:16,985
Give me
your screwdriver.

1326
01:14:17,884 --> 01:14:18,920
Cheers.

1327
01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:22,256
- What are you doing?
- Hang on.

1328
01:14:22,289 --> 01:14:23,958
Yes, right here. Ah.

1329
01:14:27,861 --> 01:14:30,831
This is all we need. The rest
are just standard components,

1330
01:14:30,865 --> 01:14:33,735
but this
is the key to everything.

1331
01:14:34,802 --> 01:14:36,170
Good thinking.

1332
01:14:37,672 --> 01:14:39,674
The eagle is in the nest.

1333
01:14:39,706 --> 01:14:42,944
I repeat, the eagle
is in the nest.

1334
01:14:42,977 --> 01:14:46,181
- What?
- <i>I mean, the Polybius is in my hand.</i>

1335
01:14:46,213 --> 01:14:48,015
I've, I've got the Polybius.

1336
01:14:48,782 --> 01:14:50,651
Well, I don't want
to spoil your fun,

1337
01:14:50,685 --> 01:14:52,286
but we've got five minutes
until the system resets,

1338
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,090
<i>and the CCTV catches us.
So, get out of there!</i>

1339
01:15:05,732 --> 01:15:07,134
Hello, Dr. Ashen.

1340
01:15:08,035 --> 01:15:10,838
You must obey me.

1341
01:15:10,871 --> 01:15:13,040
I am your boss.

1342
01:15:13,074 --> 01:15:16,878
I am the boss of bosses.

1343
01:15:16,910 --> 01:15:20,414
Come on, Anton, you got this.
You're the man!

1344
01:15:20,447 --> 01:15:23,185
You are the man! Hey!

1345
01:15:24,384 --> 01:15:26,021
How you doing?

1346
01:15:26,053 --> 01:15:28,723
How, uh, long have you
been standing there?

1347
01:15:30,857 --> 01:15:32,293
Never mind, good.

1348
01:15:32,325 --> 01:15:33,395
Go with that.

1349
01:15:33,428 --> 01:15:35,063
Yeah, we're just sightseeing.

1350
01:15:35,096 --> 01:15:36,397
And your building's brilliant.

1351
01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:37,932
Great job, we're going now.

1352
01:15:37,964 --> 01:15:39,234
- Bye.
- Wait.

1353
01:15:45,205 --> 01:15:46,374
I get it now.

1354
01:15:48,008 --> 01:15:49,810
You're trying
to steal the Polybius!

1355
01:15:51,745 --> 01:15:56,217
And now I'm here
to ruin all your plans.

1356
01:15:56,951 --> 01:16:00,021
No wonder your dad left
you all those years ago.

1357
01:16:04,859 --> 01:16:06,326
Benny!

1358
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:09,998
What are you doing?

1359
01:16:10,030 --> 01:16:12,833
Thank you very much.

1360
01:16:12,866 --> 01:16:15,136
You lose again, Dr. Ashen.

1361
01:16:19,874 --> 01:16:23,712
Wait, did your best friend just

1362
01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:24,946
betray you?

1363
01:16:27,414 --> 01:16:30,384
Oh, my God, that is too much.

1364
01:16:30,418 --> 01:16:34,121
Your whole life people have been
letting you down, haven't they?

1365
01:16:34,155 --> 01:16:35,724
You loser!

1366
01:16:43,364 --> 01:16:45,232
You're not going
to get away with this.

1367
01:16:45,266 --> 01:16:47,435
You, you loser.

1368
01:16:51,371 --> 01:16:52,941
No!

1369
01:17:02,016 --> 01:17:04,085
There's something
for your fifth autobiography.

1370
01:17:05,253 --> 01:17:06,855
You dick.

1371
01:17:11,558 --> 01:17:14,161
All right, uh,
Team Soaring Eagle of Destiny,

1372
01:17:14,195 --> 01:17:17,465
and Team Boiled Celery,
everything's going well.

1373
01:17:17,498 --> 01:17:21,369
We do have a few alarms, so everyone
needs to get out of there right now!

1374
01:17:21,401 --> 01:17:24,239
<i>Intruder alert.</i>

1375
01:17:24,271 --> 01:17:25,506
<i>Intruder alert.</i>

1376
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:30,045
<i>Authorities notified.</i>

1377
01:17:34,481 --> 01:17:35,549
Two minutes!

1378
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,419
<i>Upper quadrant lockdown.</i>

1379
01:17:39,453 --> 01:17:41,289
<i>Please scan again to deescalate.</i>

1380
01:17:45,159 --> 01:17:47,094
<i>Database reconfiguring.</i>

1381
01:17:47,128 --> 01:17:48,396
<i>Please do not move.</i>

1382
01:17:49,396 --> 01:17:54,902
<i>Scanning, scanning,
scanning, scanning,</i>

1383
01:17:54,936 --> 01:17:57,371
<i>scanning, scan complete.</i>

1384
01:17:57,405 --> 01:17:59,941
<i>Hello, Simon Pegg,
media ambassador.</i>

1385
01:18:02,977 --> 01:18:04,412
One minute left.

1386
01:18:15,155 --> 01:18:16,890
Where are they?
Did they make it out?

1387
01:18:16,923 --> 01:18:19,894
Cyber Ops is down.
Cyber Ops is down!

1388
01:18:20,995 --> 01:18:22,430
Oh, fine,
eye in the sky is down.

1389
01:18:22,463 --> 01:18:24,599
My overrides have been
completely shutout.

1390
01:18:24,632 --> 01:18:27,201
I can't access anything.
This isn't part of my plan.

1391
01:18:27,235 --> 01:18:28,870
Well, it is now, mate.

1392
01:18:28,902 --> 01:18:30,538
Come on, Cube, do something.

1393
01:18:32,138 --> 01:18:34,476
All right, what would Ashens do?

1394
01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:37,312
I've got an idea.

1395
01:18:39,946 --> 01:18:41,415
<i>Wait, Ashens, stop.</i>

1396
01:18:41,449 --> 01:18:43,317
<i>We've got police heading
to the front door.</i>

1397
01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:48,289
Head down the stairs, then
directly to sub-exit 99-P.

1398
01:18:48,321 --> 01:18:50,891
<i>I'm going to get Vocal
to clear the security guards.</i>

1399
01:18:50,924 --> 01:18:53,261
Unit Alpha, the intruders
have been spotted

1400
01:18:53,294 --> 01:18:54,996
<i>in the east wing.</i>

1401
01:18:56,364 --> 01:18:57,632
30 seconds.

1402
01:18:57,664 --> 01:19:00,467
Unit Omega,
move to the west wing.

1403
01:19:02,003 --> 01:19:04,906
Unit Zeta, move down
to the basement.

1404
01:19:06,606 --> 01:19:12,145
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

1405
01:19:12,178 --> 01:19:18,051
...five, four, three, two, one.

1406
01:19:20,155 --> 01:19:24,225
- And they are out of there.
- Yes!

1407
01:19:24,258 --> 01:19:26,561
The babies are thrown out
with the bath water.

1408
01:19:26,593 --> 01:19:28,230
Nice one, Cube.

1409
01:19:31,132 --> 01:19:32,200
Let's go!

1410
01:19:36,570 --> 01:19:38,005
Come on then, let's see it.

1411
01:19:39,272 --> 01:19:40,607
I don't have it.

1412
01:19:40,641 --> 01:19:42,277
What do you mean
you don't have it?

1413
01:19:42,310 --> 01:19:44,678
I mean, Benny stole the chip.

1414
01:19:44,712 --> 01:19:48,449
He played me like a fiddle
or a cello or a double bass

1415
01:19:48,481 --> 01:19:50,284
or some sort of bloody
stringed instrument.

1416
01:19:54,454 --> 01:19:56,523
He betrayed us.

1417
01:19:56,557 --> 01:19:58,193
- What are you saying, I...
- Enough!

1418
01:20:04,664 --> 01:20:07,067
Stop the van,
just stop the bloody van!

1419
01:20:10,570 --> 01:20:12,306
Ashens, where are you going?

1420
01:20:12,339 --> 01:20:13,540
Stuart, come back!

1421
01:20:13,574 --> 01:20:15,076
He is no longer in the vehicle.

1422
01:20:53,347 --> 01:20:55,282
I keep telling you we're not

1423
01:20:55,316 --> 01:20:57,319
that kind of collections agency!

1424
01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:05,625
Hi, Stuart.

1425
01:21:05,659 --> 01:21:08,096
Oh, hi, Chris.
What are you doing here?

1426
01:21:08,129 --> 01:21:12,367
Drop it, Stuart. I saw you on
CCTV and I figured out the rest,

1427
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,669
including Jarred.

1428
01:21:14,701 --> 01:21:16,503
Look, I'm sorry,
I couldn't tell you...

1429
01:21:16,536 --> 01:21:18,772
I don't want to
talk about it now.

1430
01:21:18,806 --> 01:21:21,543
I take it Benny running off
wasn't part of the plan?

1431
01:21:24,578 --> 01:21:25,612
I'm sorry.

1432
01:21:27,347 --> 01:21:28,282
Stuart...

1433
01:21:30,351 --> 01:21:32,053
why do you want the Polybius?

1434
01:21:34,054 --> 01:21:35,690
Well, you know,
it's very dangerous,

1435
01:21:35,722 --> 01:21:38,025
- isn't it, and...
- Stuart, come on.

1436
01:21:41,795 --> 01:21:44,664
I thought
if I could get hold of it,

1437
01:21:44,697 --> 01:21:46,735
then maybe it would
give us some peace.

1438
01:21:49,270 --> 01:21:54,275
Uh, maybe I could work out why it was so
important that he had, he had to desert us.

1439
01:22:09,623 --> 01:22:13,261
- How?
- I'm not as naive as you think I am.

1440
01:22:13,294 --> 01:22:15,096
It's called GPS.

1441
01:22:15,129 --> 01:22:17,766
As soon as you started sniffing
around I put a bug on it.

1442
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,570
Now, what are you going to do?

1443
01:22:22,602 --> 01:22:25,105
First, I've got
some people to apologize to.

1444
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:37,485
I love this crew.

1445
01:22:37,517 --> 01:22:40,587
Honestly, you're the nicest
people I've ever met.

1446
01:22:42,155 --> 01:22:43,690
Everybody leaves me.

1447
01:22:43,723 --> 01:22:47,328
Just as I was
starting to like him.

1448
01:22:55,268 --> 01:22:58,606
So, I'm sorry I stormed off.

1449
01:22:59,606 --> 01:23:01,241
I needed some time to think

1450
01:23:01,275 --> 01:23:03,744
and there's something
I want to say.

1451
01:23:03,776 --> 01:23:06,513
I know I haven't been
the easiest bugger to work with,

1452
01:23:06,547 --> 01:23:08,648
but what we just pulled off,

1453
01:23:08,682 --> 01:23:11,853
the most amazing heist ever,

1454
01:23:11,886 --> 01:23:14,821
is something
we can all be proud of.

1455
01:23:14,855 --> 01:23:18,659
Now, I know where Benny
and the Polybius are.

1456
01:23:18,691 --> 01:23:20,527
I'm going to go and get it,

1457
01:23:20,561 --> 01:23:24,199
and I would love it if you
would finish this job with me.

1458
01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:27,435
Betrayal made you quit.

1459
01:23:28,669 --> 01:23:31,172
Hope brought you back.

1460
01:23:32,539 --> 01:23:34,341
It has been
an honor and pleasure

1461
01:23:34,374 --> 01:23:37,244
to work with you.
Of course we will.

1462
01:23:37,277 --> 01:23:39,713
Okay, here's the plan.

1463
01:23:58,264 --> 01:23:59,167
Benny.

1464
01:24:00,467 --> 01:24:03,603
Ashens. You surprise me again.

1465
01:24:03,637 --> 01:24:05,373
Why'd you do it, Benny?

1466
01:24:05,405 --> 01:24:06,873
Oh, I don't know, Ashens.

1467
01:24:06,906 --> 01:24:08,909
I got tired of your arrogance.

1468
01:24:08,942 --> 01:24:11,646
Of you always wanting
to control everything.

1469
01:24:11,678 --> 01:24:14,181
All I wanted
was my name on the door.

1470
01:24:14,214 --> 01:24:16,383
And even that was
too much for you.

1471
01:24:16,417 --> 01:24:18,218
If I'd have known it meant
that much to you, Benny,

1472
01:24:18,252 --> 01:24:21,188
- I'd had your name tattooed across my chest.
- What?

1473
01:24:22,522 --> 01:24:24,292
Tattooed?

1474
01:24:24,325 --> 01:24:25,693
I said, I wanted it on the door.

1475
01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:27,728
Yeah, no,
I was emphasizing a point.

1476
01:24:27,761 --> 01:24:28,730
Ah.

1477
01:24:29,663 --> 01:24:30,731
Yeah, I get it.

1478
01:24:30,763 --> 01:24:32,833
Anyway, a few months ago

1479
01:24:32,865 --> 01:24:34,334
I was approached by someone

1480
01:24:34,368 --> 01:24:36,504
who did see
the value in my work.

1481
01:24:36,536 --> 01:24:39,272
At last, my name
would be famous!

1482
01:24:39,306 --> 01:24:40,473
Who?

1483
01:24:40,507 --> 01:24:43,411
Oh, I think you might know him.

1484
01:24:48,348 --> 01:24:49,484
Hello, boy.

1485
01:24:50,383 --> 01:24:51,284
Daddy?

1486
01:24:51,317 --> 01:24:53,253
Stuarticus.

1487
01:24:55,422 --> 01:24:57,357
It's just Stuart now,
just Stuart.

1488
01:24:57,391 --> 01:25:00,561
Or should I call you Ashens?

1489
01:25:00,593 --> 01:25:02,596
No, let's not.

1490
01:25:03,597 --> 01:25:04,766
Stand up straight, boy.

1491
01:25:06,499 --> 01:25:09,736
I must congratulate you
on retrieving the Polybius.

1492
01:25:09,770 --> 01:25:13,406
I could never recapture what
went into my original work.

1493
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,576
And with my limited resources,

1494
01:25:15,609 --> 01:25:18,512
I was unable to get the chip
without your help.

1495
01:25:18,544 --> 01:25:22,350
Your little friend Benny
was very helpful

1496
01:25:22,383 --> 01:25:23,851
in facilitating that.

1497
01:25:23,883 --> 01:25:26,253
Why didn't you ever
try and contact us?

1498
01:25:26,286 --> 01:25:27,754
Because I couldn't
compromise my security.

1499
01:25:27,788 --> 01:25:30,857
The military
are still looking for me,

1500
01:25:30,891 --> 01:25:34,661
but now that I have
a fully operational Polybius...

1501
01:25:35,795 --> 01:25:38,266
I can finish what I started!

1502
01:25:38,298 --> 01:25:40,701
Nothing was more important
than the Polybius.

1503
01:25:41,602 --> 01:25:43,304
Not even your own family.

1504
01:25:43,337 --> 01:25:47,976
Stuart, this is the
culmination of my life.

1505
01:25:49,243 --> 01:25:52,545
How could I look you and
Christine in the eye as a failure?

1506
01:25:52,579 --> 01:25:55,282
What we needed was our father!

1507
01:25:57,918 --> 01:25:58,953
Perhaps.

1508
01:26:02,889 --> 01:26:06,427
I have a proposal for you.

1509
01:26:06,459 --> 01:26:08,828
I would like you to join me.

1510
01:26:08,861 --> 01:26:09,763
In what?

1511
01:26:09,797 --> 01:26:12,465
After my final test,

1512
01:26:12,499 --> 01:26:15,002
I... we are to embark

1513
01:26:15,035 --> 01:26:16,871
on a wondrous journey!

1514
01:26:16,904 --> 01:26:18,705
Why are you still testing?

1515
01:26:18,739 --> 01:26:21,942
- I don't understand.
- What do you mean?

1516
01:26:21,975 --> 01:26:25,012
Can't you see
how important this is?

1517
01:26:32,018 --> 01:26:33,887
No.

1518
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:35,588
No, I can't.

1519
01:26:35,621 --> 01:26:38,026
After all these years
it's pointless.

1520
01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:41,896
Look, I know that
this is important to you,

1521
01:26:41,928 --> 01:26:46,301
but it is not important to me.

1522
01:26:47,133 --> 01:26:49,602
Just as a suspected.

1523
01:26:49,636 --> 01:26:52,507
There was always a little
too much of your mother in you.

1524
01:26:54,007 --> 01:26:55,409
Take him up.

1525
01:27:01,714 --> 01:27:05,585
No!

1526
01:27:17,865 --> 01:27:19,032
Wake him up.

1527
01:27:21,634 --> 01:27:25,705
Look, son, look at
what I've created for us.

1528
01:27:25,739 --> 01:27:28,808
With this I shall be
able to test the Polybius

1529
01:27:28,842 --> 01:27:31,846
on every person playing a game

1530
01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:34,582
for thousands of miles.

1531
01:27:35,316 --> 01:27:37,051
Chris, what are you doing here?

1532
01:27:37,084 --> 01:27:38,453
I followed you here from...

1533
01:27:39,919 --> 01:27:41,121
Daddy?

1534
01:27:41,155 --> 01:27:43,624
- Daddy, is that you?
- Oh, good.

1535
01:27:43,656 --> 01:27:46,627
So you were able to join
us after all, Christine.

1536
01:27:46,660 --> 01:27:50,431
So nice to have us
all together again.

1537
01:27:50,463 --> 01:27:51,531
What's going on?

1538
01:27:51,565 --> 01:27:53,067
You are both about to witness

1539
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:56,704
something truly amazing.

1540
01:27:57,437 --> 01:28:03,410
After all these years,
at last my final test.

1541
01:28:03,444 --> 01:28:05,178
No, you can't!
It's too dangerous!

1542
01:28:05,212 --> 01:28:09,182
I have awaited this moment
my whole life.

1543
01:28:09,215 --> 01:28:12,486
The time is now.

1544
01:28:25,566 --> 01:28:27,068
- Benny!
- Sorry.

1545
01:28:28,768 --> 01:28:29,837
Sorry.

1546
01:28:35,075 --> 01:28:37,711
Get the extension lead, man.

1547
01:28:37,744 --> 01:28:39,714
Sorry, it's all the drama.

1548
01:28:48,688 --> 01:28:53,794
At last, the hour
of greatness is upon us.

1549
01:28:57,830 --> 01:28:59,900
Yes, yes!

1550
01:29:27,794 --> 01:29:30,865
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1551
01:29:30,897 --> 01:29:32,266
What's happening?

1552
01:29:32,298 --> 01:29:34,133
How did they take it offline?

1553
01:29:52,753 --> 01:29:54,688
Okay, we have to shut it off.
I'll just unplug it.

1554
01:29:54,721 --> 01:29:56,956
No, if we cut the power
the capacitor will pulse

1555
01:29:56,990 --> 01:29:58,692
<i>and that could kill
anyone affected.</i>

1556
01:29:58,725 --> 01:30:00,127
<i>We need to short it out somehow.</i>

1557
01:30:02,663 --> 01:30:04,565
Chris, do you still
have the Ashen coin?

1558
01:30:17,044 --> 01:30:19,313
No, no!

1559
01:30:19,346 --> 01:30:20,781
What have you done?

1560
01:30:20,813 --> 01:30:23,784
Father, Father, we have to go.

1561
01:30:23,816 --> 01:30:25,285
No, I can't come now.

1562
01:30:27,987 --> 01:30:29,923
Come on, let's get out of here.

1563
01:30:39,333 --> 01:30:40,701
Go, go, go, go, go.

1564
01:30:43,669 --> 01:30:44,605
Go.

1565
01:30:47,139 --> 01:30:48,008
No!

1566
01:30:54,947 --> 01:30:55,850
No!

1567
01:30:56,917 --> 01:30:59,152
I'll lose it!

1568
01:31:04,790 --> 01:31:06,593
Woo!

1569
01:31:08,962 --> 01:31:10,697
Woo.

1570
01:31:16,003 --> 01:31:18,339
What happened to father?
Did he make it out?

1571
01:31:18,371 --> 01:31:20,674
I don't know, Chris.
I... I don't know.

1572
01:31:22,843 --> 01:31:25,112
Why? Why did he do it?

1573
01:31:25,978 --> 01:31:29,717
We'll never know, but it
doesn't matter anymore.

1574
01:31:29,749 --> 01:31:30,784
You know that.

1575
01:31:31,884 --> 01:31:32,986
I suppose it doesn't.

1576
01:31:33,887 --> 01:31:35,889
Come on, we should go.

1577
01:31:35,922 --> 01:31:38,225
No, thanks. I think I'm going
to go home and figure out

1578
01:31:38,258 --> 01:31:39,994
what to do with my life.

1579
01:31:40,026 --> 01:31:42,329
You know what you're
doing, Chris. You'll be fine.

1580
01:31:43,730 --> 01:31:45,098
Thank you, Stuart.

1581
01:31:55,709 --> 01:31:58,145
Come on, guys.
In the van and back to the warehouse.

1582
01:32:04,383 --> 01:32:07,020
Well done, guys.

1583
01:32:07,053 --> 01:32:09,690
Come through, you
beautiful people. You did it.

1584
01:32:09,722 --> 01:32:11,190
Come on through, come on
through, come on through.

1585
01:32:11,223 --> 01:32:12,926
I'm so proud of you guys.

1586
01:32:12,959 --> 01:32:14,928
Stuart, I knew you could do it.

1587
01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:16,896
Chef didn't believe
in you one second.

1588
01:32:16,929 --> 01:32:18,432
He said, it was a waste
of time and resources.

1589
01:32:18,464 --> 01:32:20,133
There's a weird tension
between you guys,

1590
01:32:20,167 --> 01:32:22,136
but I, I always believed in you.

1591
01:32:22,169 --> 01:32:23,804
I'm sure you did, Geoff.

1592
01:32:23,837 --> 01:32:26,139
Right, I think this calls
for a drink to celebrate.

1593
01:32:26,173 --> 01:32:28,108
I second that.

1594
01:32:28,141 --> 01:32:30,076
Way ahead of you, man. Chef?

1595
01:32:30,110 --> 01:32:32,112
Oh, fancy.

1596
01:32:32,145 --> 01:32:34,080
- You're going to love it.
- It's cheap rubbish.

1597
01:32:34,114 --> 01:32:36,417
Is it Cava?
I think it's Cava. Is it Cava?

1598
01:32:36,450 --> 01:32:38,752
- Something's dead in mine.
- Well, I would like

1599
01:32:38,785 --> 01:32:40,921
- to propose a toast.
- Here, here.

1600
01:32:40,954 --> 01:32:42,790
- Hey!
- I like toast.

1601
01:32:42,822 --> 01:32:44,057
Um, may I?

1602
01:32:44,090 --> 01:32:45,292
Sure, go ahead.

1603
01:32:45,325 --> 01:32:46,360
Good luck, mate.

1604
01:32:47,494 --> 01:32:50,931
Um, uh, we have...

1605
01:32:51,964 --> 01:32:54,869
uh, no, um...

1606
01:32:56,469 --> 01:32:59,839
We've done what
no one else could.

1607
01:32:59,873 --> 01:33:01,709
Certainly what no one
else thought we could.

1608
01:33:02,409 --> 01:33:06,179
Our success
is testament to our skill,

1609
01:33:06,213 --> 01:33:08,982
commitment, and teamwork.

1610
01:33:09,014 --> 01:33:12,386
And I just wanted to say what an absolute
pleasure it's been to meet you all,

1611
01:33:12,419 --> 01:33:15,055
and a real privilege
to work with you.

1612
01:33:15,088 --> 01:33:16,490
Cheers.

1613
01:33:16,522 --> 01:33:18,792
Cheers.

1614
01:33:18,825 --> 01:33:21,095
Whoa, Yiannis, your English
has really improved.

1615
01:33:21,128 --> 01:33:23,496
Oh, thank you very much. Yes,
the cassettes really were very effective.

1616
01:33:23,530 --> 01:33:26,066
Well, enjoy
each other's company, everyone,

1617
01:33:26,098 --> 01:33:29,869
because this is the last time
we can all be together.

1618
01:33:29,902 --> 01:33:31,771
Uh, what about
the Pub Quiz next week?

1619
01:33:31,804 --> 01:33:33,440
- Oh, yeah.
- I forgot about that.

1620
01:33:33,472 --> 01:33:36,042
Yeah, I heard the prize this
week is a tray full of meat.

1621
01:33:36,075 --> 01:33:38,377
- Oh! We can't miss that.
- Well, no, of course.

1622
01:33:38,410 --> 01:33:41,380
Guys, guys, guys, so,
Pub Quiz next Wednesday,

1623
01:33:41,414 --> 01:33:45,786
and that is the last time
we can all be together.

1624
01:33:45,819 --> 01:33:48,388
No, I've got a group voucher
for the bird sanctuary.

1625
01:33:48,420 --> 01:33:50,490
- They've got eagles now.
- Soaring eagles!

1626
01:33:50,523 --> 01:33:53,392
Oh, it's totally my destiny
to see those eagles.

1627
01:33:53,426 --> 01:33:55,462
I did it, yay.

1628
01:33:55,495 --> 01:33:57,498
- I did a callback.
- Ah, snap.

1629
01:33:57,530 --> 01:34:00,032
Right, best plan is
reckon is check the group calendar

1630
01:34:00,066 --> 01:34:01,902
and the last thing booked in,

1631
01:34:01,935 --> 01:34:06,839
that will be the last time
we can all be together.

1632
01:34:06,873 --> 01:34:09,877
- Unless somebody gets one of those bus tickets.
- Hey, guys, come look at this.

1633
01:34:09,910 --> 01:34:12,279
<i>The possible illegal
practices of Antony Agonist,</i>

1634
01:34:12,312 --> 01:34:14,548
<i>the trading of shares of his
company has been suspended</i>

1635
01:34:14,580 --> 01:34:17,316
<i>while he's been put on leave
by the board of directors.</i>

1636
01:34:17,350 --> 01:34:19,352
<i>Agonist now faces financial ruin...</i>

1637
01:34:20,053 --> 01:34:22,122
- It's so good.
- Can you believe it?

1638
01:34:22,155 --> 01:34:24,191
What a loser,
I'm going to buy his company

1639
01:34:24,223 --> 01:34:26,326
- just because I can.
- Pay your taxes.

1640
01:34:27,994 --> 01:34:29,463
I take it that was your doing?

1641
01:34:29,495 --> 01:34:31,297
Well, your unfound accusations

1642
01:34:31,330 --> 01:34:33,065
about me leaking
gave me the idea.

1643
01:34:33,098 --> 01:34:36,536
I just got all his personal
files and released them.

1644
01:34:36,570 --> 01:34:39,173
Thinking of calling
myself CubeLeaks.

1645
01:34:39,205 --> 01:34:41,874
- Like files, not physically.
- Got it.

1646
01:34:41,907 --> 01:34:43,944
Yeah, you understand,
you get it, yeah?

1647
01:34:43,977 --> 01:34:45,445
I understand exactly
what you mean,

1648
01:34:45,477 --> 01:34:48,014
and I just wanted
to say thank you.

1649
01:34:48,048 --> 01:34:49,349
We couldn't have
done without you.

1650
01:34:49,382 --> 01:34:51,951
No, you couldn't and
you're welcome.

1651
01:34:53,486 --> 01:34:54,822
Hello, everyone.

1652
01:34:55,655 --> 01:34:57,256
Hello, fella, good to see you.

1653
01:34:57,289 --> 01:34:59,225
- What happened to the other guy?
- Oh, he died.

1654
01:34:59,258 --> 01:35:00,326
It's very sad.

1655
01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:02,129
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

1656
01:35:02,161 --> 01:35:03,864
How much money did you get?

1657
01:35:03,896 --> 01:35:07,500
Uh, 195,888 pound.

1658
01:35:07,534 --> 01:35:08,936
What?

1659
01:35:08,968 --> 01:35:10,971
Money!

1660
01:35:11,004 --> 01:35:12,406
I love money!

1661
01:35:13,807 --> 01:35:16,977
- Turns out people really love heists.
- Well, that was unexpected.

1662
01:35:17,009 --> 01:35:19,279
- What are we going to do with the money?
- We could go on a holiday.

1663
01:35:19,312 --> 01:35:21,982
One of those sun-filled
happy family holidays.

1664
01:35:22,014 --> 01:35:25,285
Yes, those are never
stressful or cause tension.

1665
01:35:25,317 --> 01:35:28,088
Yeah, I could with a holiday.
Where should we go?

1666
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:32,558
Oh, what about Grimsby, oh
Grimsville, uh, Grimesville?

1667
01:35:32,592 --> 01:35:35,395
I've always wanted to go somewhere
where it like sounds like that.

1668
01:35:35,428 --> 01:35:37,331
Fun fact about the word grim,

1669
01:35:37,364 --> 01:35:40,133
it derives from the old
Dutch word meaning fisherman.

1670
01:35:40,165 --> 01:35:42,034
And be means village.

1671
01:35:42,067 --> 01:35:45,504
Fisherman's village. Facts!

1672
01:35:45,538 --> 01:35:47,641
Um,
what's my Visa status by the way?

1673
01:35:47,673 --> 01:35:51,845
Am I settled or not? I'm still
rather confused about your country.

1674
01:36:18,137 --> 01:36:20,039
Do you have the
following comic books:

1675
01:36:20,072 --> 01:36:23,910
"Kill Avenger Number 47,"
"Hunter Force Number 25,"

1676
01:36:23,944 --> 01:36:27,214
also do you have
"New Detective Comics 109,"

1677
01:36:27,246 --> 01:36:29,650
the special edition
in the Old English language?

1678
01:36:29,682 --> 01:36:32,319
Also, why have you not moved the
comic to the front like I asked?

1679
01:36:32,352 --> 01:36:34,955
I said last week it would look so much
better if you just them in the front here.

1680
01:36:34,987 --> 01:36:38,057
I don't know why you never listen to me.
I literally know what's best for the store.

1681
01:36:38,090 --> 01:36:40,560
I've been going here for years.
I just want satisfaction, okay?

1682
01:36:40,593 --> 01:36:42,329
As a customer and someone
who would work here.

1683
01:36:42,361 --> 01:36:45,364
I just want satisfaction.
Satisfaction, satisfaction!

1684
01:36:52,237 --> 01:36:53,507
<i>I like your 'touche.</i>

1685
01:36:53,539 --> 01:36:55,374
Thank you, I grew it myself.

1686
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:02,049
Don't tell anyone I was here.

1687
01:37:02,782 --> 01:37:06,954
Get your signed
autobiographies here

1688
01:37:06,986 --> 01:37:11,057
about the famed
but now totally bankrupt

1689
01:37:11,090 --> 01:37:13,660
entrepreneur, Antony Agonist.

1690
01:37:13,692 --> 01:37:16,730
Not ghost written
like many autobiographies.

1691
01:37:16,762 --> 01:37:18,230
Got any vinyl?

1692
01:37:18,263 --> 01:37:20,133
Do I have any vinyl?

1693
01:37:21,234 --> 01:37:24,004
Do I have any vinyl?

1694
01:37:24,036 --> 01:37:26,505
Does it look like
I have any vinyl?

1695
01:37:26,539 --> 01:37:28,475
- You losers!
- Go!

1696
01:37:33,178 --> 01:37:35,281
Oh, I wish people would
stop doing that to me.

1697
01:37:36,182 --> 01:37:38,085
I'm a genius!

1698
01:37:38,118 --> 01:37:40,420
I'm a freaking stable genius!

1699
01:37:42,521 --> 01:37:44,156
I hate it here.

1700
01:37:44,190 --> 01:37:46,593
Everything's so used and old.

1701
01:38:50,490 --> 01:38:52,760
- Hello?
- Hello, Jarred?

1702
01:38:53,726 --> 01:38:55,295
Oh, Christine.

1703
01:38:55,328 --> 01:38:58,264
Look, I am so sorry
about what happened.

1704
01:38:58,298 --> 01:39:02,069
You've been
a very naughty boy, Jarred.

1705
01:39:03,870 --> 01:39:08,141
Oh, oh, I have been naughty.

1706
01:39:08,173 --> 01:39:09,842
<i>Really naughty.</i>

1707
01:39:09,875 --> 01:39:11,177
Will you forgive me?

1708
01:39:12,178 --> 01:39:13,713
Convince me.

1709
01:39:13,745 --> 01:39:18,484
Well, picture us
mowing a lawn together,

1710
01:39:18,517 --> 01:39:22,455
with an old school
rotary mower. Sweating.

1711
01:39:22,489 --> 01:39:24,124
<i>Oh, Jarred.</i>

1712
01:39:29,695 --> 01:39:30,563
<i>Goodbye.</i>

1713
01:39:30,594 --> 01:39:31,390
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