Karen x Astrea: Freudian Slip of the Keyboard

FP: :}3 I'm not sure how I can exactly prove it, cause if Earth has any make-up you'd probably think I was wearing like, a ton of it.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Fair enough. But I can also tell the difference between what is faked and real, more than most.
PA: I know how special effects artists work. Their stuff is cool.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 ?
plasmaArchitect
PA: Like, on Earth, for movies and such
PA: They have people who do prosthetics, hair and makeup, all to make it larger than life.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Oh, fuck. Should've known that.
FP: :}3 Being a hair stylist I should know, anyway you want a picture?
plasmaArchitect
PA: I have seen a lot of movies... But I've seen far more behind-the-scenes work of the movies themselves.
PA: Sure
* futileProtection sends a picture of herself, Astrea has her hair done up in a bun
plasmaArchitect
PA: I can send a picture if, uh... you want. In exchange.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Sure might as well
plasmaArchitect
PA: ... Yeah, I can't see any makeup. Wow.
PA: Either you put way too much effort into something casual, or you're telling the truth. I'm believing the latter.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Cept for the obvious makeup on my lips.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Oh, right. Sorry, I'll send my picture.
PA: Well yes, but that is also a given.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 But nah, that's me. Grey Skin, Horns, fuchsia glowing eyes and lips
* plasmaArchitect sends a picture of herself, Karen is currently in normal human day clothes, albeit dirty, from working in her workshop.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Yes, what's with the glowing eyes?
futileProtection
FP :}3 Oh, just a little sideeffect of my psionics
plasmaArchitect
PA: ... Psionics?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Psychic powers, specifically eyebeams
plasmaArchitect
PA: ... Omg
PA: No way!
PA: You shoot lazers out of your eyes?!
futileProtection
FP: :}3 I do.
plasmaArchitect
PA: That's so cool!
PA: I love lazers! I even built my own laser rifle!
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Er, I guess? I mean gold bloods are pretty famous for hving them
FP: :}3 Not that I have gold blood, I have fuchsia blood
* plasmaArchitect sends a picture of a sci-fi looking rifle with what looks like a tiny, flat projector attached in a ring-like shape. Strange controls can be seen on the side of it.
plasmaArchitect
PA: You even have multiple blood colors?!
PA: Humans just have red!
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Yeah I've heard, it's werid to me
FP: :}3 We got blood colors going from red to fuchsia
plasmaArchitect
PA: Wow...
PA: Oh, sorry, got, uh... excited there.
PA: Haha. But really, that's so cool.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 It's...kinda weird for someone to call me cool, most of the time I'm not...well received
plasmaArchitect
PA: ... Why not?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Because I'm a fuchsia blood, I'm considered royalty and also the most wanted person on the planet for that.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Royalty? Being wanted? What is this, the Russian revolution? Why would you be hunted for being ROYALTY?
PA: That seems rather backwards.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Because in Alternia, the heiress takes the throne by killing the empress. It's a stupid tradition, doesn't help the Empress is a sadist bitch and I'm...terrible at gaining any support
plasmaArchitect
PA: Well that sounds stupid. That's not how succession works on Earth, at least normally.
PA: And if she's such a sadist, why are you not getting like, EVERYONE'S support?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Yeah I've heard. Better than over here where we got a caste system based on your blood color
FP: :}3 and why? Because you don't fuck with Miss Massacre.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Okay yeah, that definitely confirms my suspicion of Communism.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Commun what?
FP: :}3 We have an Empress, which is a monarchy
plasmaArchitect
PA: System of government based on caste, never works out. Made by some guy with good intentions who didn't understand how humans work. Regardless, what I'm gonna say is...
PA: She sounds like a jerk. I don't really care what anyone's blood color is, but with how she's sounding I'm guessing it's not good for anyone.
PA: You guys really need a better system of governemnt.
PA: Ever heard of democracy?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Preaching to the choir, sister. And yes Cornelia has told me about it
FP: :}3 Doesn't help that blood color isn't just a social class, it's also a biological thing
plasmaArchitect
PA: Yeah, you guys probably need that. And to get rid of her, geez.
PA: Oh? How does it affect your biology?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Higher on the spectrum you tend to be more physically adept, more violent, and more resistant to psionics along with less potential for them
plasmaArchitect
PA: I know a thing or two about biology and medicine.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Lower is the opposite. Lower bloods are more mentally adept, less violent, and less resistant to psionics but have a higher potential for them
FP: :}3 If you are a fuchsia or violet like myself, you also are amphious
plasmaArchitect
PA: Well, you don't seem to be the violent type. Isn't fuchsia the highest?
PA: You sound liek the opposite of a violent person.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 I do a lot of yoga
plasmaArchitect
PA: Yoga? I thought that was a human thing.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Apprantely not since you know it.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Apparently it's a universal constant. I'll keep that in mind.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 My sign spirit...sister as you might call it, taught me it
plasmaArchitect
PA: Is "Miss Massacre" trying to kill her too?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 No. She was denounced as Heiress/ rejected it awhile back
plasmaArchitect
PA: But you're still vying for it, right?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Yeah cause I'm sick of this caste system of highbloods murdering lowbloods for no good reason
FP: :}3 Hasn't worked out much but...I'm getting stronger, I think.
plasmaArchitect
PA: I would be too. And it may not mean much in the grand scheme of things, but
PA: I hope you win
PA: Massacre lady sounds like a real jerk.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 She is, although she does have good fashion sense
plasmaArchitect
PA: Looking pretty doesn't make up for an ugly personality. At least in my opinion.
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Haha yeah.
plasmaArchitect
PA: She may have one out of two, but you look like you have both.
PA: ...
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
FP: :}3 Did you just flush flirt
plasmaArchitect
PA: Uh... What's flush?
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Flush is a redrom romance which means it's about positive feelings, Flush is the quadrant that deals with romance and sexual attraction.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Oh, uh... No, no, I totally didn't...
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Oh okay, glad that was cleared up.
plasmaArchitect
PA: Right. Yeah. Anyways, your lazer eyes are really cool, but I, uh... have to get back to my robot project. Good luck!
* plasmaArchitect is now an idle chum!
futileProtection
FP: :}3 Oh, okay see ya.
* futileProtection ceased pestering plasmaArchitect