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- >Day Feminine Urges in Equestria
- >This morning begins in much the same way as the past several mornings before it.
- >You open your eyes to greet the day, only to find your hand had done a little wandering during the night.
- >Sneering, you slip your hand out of your panties and roll out of bed.
- >You are Femanon, and you need to get laid.
- >It's been a few months since you landed in Equestria, but according Twilight Sparkle the time lapse between your worlds could be drastically different.
- >It could have been years since you had some dick.
- >..Or a day and a half.
- >Either way, the life of a displaced debutante is suffering.
- >You stumble out of the basement and into the kitchen of Golden Oaks Library.
- >Spike, Twilight's assistant-dragon-thing, is already hard at work cooking something.
- >It smells like burnt hay.
- >Not that that's unusual.
- >Rubbing at your face in a most unladylike manner, you bump your foot against the base of his tail.
- "Morning, little guy."
- >Spike shoots you a death glare over his shoulder before huffing and going back to, whatever that mess of greens was in the skillet.
- >"Hey Anon. Wake up in an awkward position again this morning?"
- >Color rushes to your cheeks as you remember the first time Spike walked in on you attending to your more primal needs.
- "Sh-shut up you scaly little monster!"
- >The baby dragon gives a throaty laugh, but stays quiet.
- >You cross your arms under your chest and stalk over to the pantry to fix yourself something.
- >It would be easier if you could eat the weeds and grasses ponies eat, but you can't.
- >All these starches are killing you though...
- >Still, you manage to put something together that doesn't make you feel like you're going to become a human blimp afterwards.
- >After a few minutes of eating in silence, you call out to Spike.
- "Sparks have a late night last night?"
- >"You know Twilight," he sighs and you hold back a smile as you imagine him rolling his eyes, "if she's not up half the night studying something, then she feels awful when she wakes up."
- >Picking a bit of breakfast out from between your teeth, you grin.
- "But she feels worse after those binge study sessions."
- >Spike does a quarter turn with his head, and you can see the dead look in his eyes.
- >"Tell me about it."
- >You don't bother to cover your laughter as Spike sighs and goes back to the pan.
- >"You two, up already?"
- >Speak of the devil.
- >Turning your eyes towards the stairs, you see a still groggy unicorn wobbling at the landing.
- >From the bags under her eyes, she was probably only out for a couple of hours.
- >You give her a small wave.
- "Morning, Twilight."
- >"Hng."
- >Ah, the Morning Grunt.
- >So much for sustained communication.
- >The purple mare stumbles downstairs, nearly falling horn over tail several times before stepping onto solid ground.
- >She staggers over to the pot of coffee Spike had set aside for her and pours a cup.
- >After a lengthy sip, she smacks her lips and turns her tired eyes to you.
- >"Morning."
- >So it is almost every morning in the library
- >Spike is grouchy
- >Twilight is completely useless until her third cup.
- >So that makes you... what?
- >The horny one?
- >Probably.
- >You let your head thud against the table.
- >Surprisingly, it seems to shake Twilight out of her stupor.
- >"Anon? What's wrong?"
- >You groan and roll your head from side to side in an attempt to defuse the situation without saying anything.
- >Talking about feeling like getting laid was bad enough back home.
- >The idea of bringing it up with a species that you're not even sure reproduces the same way just seems like a problem waiting to happen.
- >But Twilight, as you should have known, wasn't in the mood to relent when she saw a problem.
- >Stumbling over to your side, she frowns and places a hoof on your arm.
- >"Anon, please..."
- >Don't look.
- >Don't look.
- >DON'T YOU FUCKIN-
- >You turn your head and see those big purple eyes staring at you.
- >Aw...
- >Sighing, you lean back in your chair and try to keep from making eye contact with the master manipulator.
- >"I don't know Twilight, it's not something I really feel comfortable talking about."
- >She places a hoof on your leg.
- >You have to bite back the coo of how adorable she is.
- >Like a friendly puppy.
- >"Anonymous, please. We're friends, you can tell me anything."
- >Oh Twilight.
- >Rolling your eyes, you sigh and shrug.
- "Well, the short version of it is that I think I need to get laid."
- >A lengthy silence fills the air.
- >You glance down at purple pony and see she's cocked her head to the side.
- >"You, need to take a nap?"
- >Oh gosh she's so innocent how can you corrupt this sweet little thing?
- >You feel your face go flush as you turn away.
- "No, uh, I need to get plowed."
- >"Humans are part vegetable?"
- >Twilight practically squeaks in delight.
- >"This is amazing! We have to go see Applejack and get you potted straight away!"
- >She tugs on your leg, trying to get you to stand.
- >Why is this so difficult?
- >Sighing, you give Twilight a strained smile and try your best to be direct.
- "Twilight, I need to have sex."
- >There's a clatter from the sink as Spike drops three or four dishes back into the bin and stares at you.
- >Mauve Magic blinks and then furrows her brow.
- >"By sex, you mean intercourse?"
- >Jeez.
- >You avert your eyes and bob your head twice.
- >Twilight looks thoughtful for a moment, then smiles.
- >"Well, I'm not sure how things work back on Earth, but here in Equestria two ponies who are interested in one another in... in 'that way', tend to go on a date."
- >Ugh.
- >Dating.
- >Exactly what you were hoping to avoid.
- >With a huff, you roll your eyes and lean back in your chair.
- "Super..."
- >Twilight taps her hooves together a few times before continuing.
- >"I-I know it's a little unorthodox, but perhaps you would like... to go out, with me?"
- >You let the front legs of your chair clatter to the ground, causing Twilight to nearly jump out of her skin in the process.
- >Rubbing your chin, you consider her offer.
- "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
- >The purple pony perks up at that suggestion.
- >"It, it does?"
- "Yeah... I mean, two girls are bound to draw more attention than one, and I could use a wing, uh, mare."
- >Twilight gives you a quizzical look, but you wave her off and grin.
- "Forget about it, just be ready to go at eight and I'll take care of everything."
- >Huh, you don't think you've ever seen Twilight jump that high.
- >"YES! Oh my gosh, I have to get ready!"
- >And just like that, she's off.
- >Girl must have an itch as bad as you do.
- >As you let your eyes linger around the room, they settle again on Spike.
- >He's giving you a suspicious look.
- >Clicking your tongue behind your teeth, you sneer at him.
- "Don't you have broken dishes to clean up?"
- >"Don't you have broken dishes to clean up?"
- >He sneers right back and then goes back to work.
- >Smartass...
- >The day passes without incident, and by the time night comes you're more than ready to get got.
- >You even broke out some of the more high end make-up Rarity gave you that she said would make you look 'simply ravishing, dear'.
- >Well, she wasn't wrong.
- >You purse your lips a few times in the mirror and then wink at your reflection.
- "Give me the D."
- >Perfect.
- >Twilight takes a little longer to get ready, but you aren't going to leave your winggal out to dry.
- >Eventually, she makes it down and, to your pleasant surprise, decided to forgo the 'shut-in nerd' look.
- >Mane washed, coat cleaned, hooves polished; the mare looks downright dashing!
- >Grinning, you give her butt a playful swat.
- "We are going to blow them away tonight, Twilight!"
- >A delighted giggle bubbles up from your wingmare as you say goodbye to Spike and stroll out into the town.
- >Twilight’s attitude is amazing, you would think she spent all her nights out on the town just by looking at her.
- >But after arriving at the bar, she begins to deflate.
- >And with each passing hour, she sinks lower and lower in her seat.
- >Not that you can really blame her; it’s difficult to compete with an alien who wears her tits on her chest instead of between her legs.
- >Still, you can’t help but feel bad that the stallions are falling all over you and ignoring her.
- >So, after a lengthy conversation with a certain fancy male, you excuse yourself to the bathroom.
- >As you cross the room, you catch sight of one of the stallions who had been staring at you for most of the night.
- >Motioning him over, you smile as he trots up.
- “Hey there.”
- >“H-hey.”
- >Ah, a pastamancer.
- >And you thought they were only on Earth.
- >He’ll be perfect for Twily.
- >Placing a finger under his muzzle, you gently turn his head towards the slouching purple mare.
- “You see that girl over there? I’d like for you to go and chat her up for a while.”
- >The stallion looks confused and looks back up at you.
- >“Twilight? But she’s…”
- “Shh.”
- >You place your forefinger against his lips before turning his attention back to her.
- “…has been shooting glances at you all night. It’s a sure thing.”
- >Squirming a little, the stallion seems to weigh his options before nodding and making his way over to the bar.
- “Heh, too easy…”
- >With a happy swing in your step, you continue towards the bathroom.
- >But a sight gives you pause.
- >There he is, the guy who looks like the wildest ride in the bar.
- >Big.
- >Red.
- >Muscular.
- >A good ol’boy if you ever saw one.
- >And probably hung like a horse to boot.
- >Wait, aren’t all of them?
- >Squirreling that thought away for later, you saunter over to the eldest Apple.
- “Hey Mac.”
- >Those big green eyes meet yours.
- >He doesn’t say a word as he takes another sip of his drink.
- >You aren’t deterred in the least.
- “How about you show me how good you are at plowing fields?”
- >A lengthy pause stretches between the two of you.
- >But at last, Mac bobs his head and drinks the rest of his drink.
- “Eeyup.”
- >Biting your lip, you follow him out of the building.
- >Twilight will understand.
- >Tonight’s going to be great…
- >
- >Back at the bar, Twilight turns down yet another anxious stallion.
- >This is really getting out of hoof.
- >But Femanon will be back soon and then may be they can leave.
- >It can’t come soon enough.
- >As she turns to drown her frustrations in drink yet again, a small voice calls out to her.
- >“Hey, Twilight.”
- >The purple mare glances around a few times before the voice says again.
- >“Twilight.”
- >At last, her eyes settle on a pair of cranberry colored irises peeking up from behind the bar; tufts of a chromatic mane clearly visible as well.
- >“Twi, you look really hot tonight.”
- >Rolling her eyes, Twilight waves her hoof.
- >“Rainbow please, just go.”
- >The blue pegasus pops up and puffs out her cheeks, scowling for several seconds before flapping off to find easier pickings.
- >Once again, Twilight returns to her drink.
- >Femanon better get back soon…
- >
- >It’s well after two by the time you stagger back into the library.
- >Spike, ever faithful and obnoxious, is waiting up for you with a smug look on his face.
- >“So did you have a good time?”
- >You bring your fingers to your temple and shake your head.
- “Not in the least. I spent the last four hours trying to get away from Big Mac. That boy loves to talk about topsoil.”
- >Crossing your arms under your chest, you roll your eyes.
- “And he said he wouldn’t plow me unless we got hitched first. Stupid values make me waste a whole night… how’d Twilight make out?”
- >Spike jerks a thumb towards the second floor.
- >“She cried herself to sleep.”
- >Ouch, rejection must really hurt.
- >Waving your hand, you try to seem nonchalant about the whole thing.
- “I’ll make it up to her tomorrow.”
- >“Mhmm…”
- >Oh, unconvinced, huh?
- >Whatever.
- >You resist the urge to flip Spike off, and make your way down into the basement.
- >Taking a little while to wash your face off, you quickly turn your attention to your bed.
- >Sleep comes easy as you collapse onto the soft mattress.
- >Such is life as the only (female) human in Equestria.
- >
- >It’s five in the morning when Spike sneaks down the stairs without a sound.
- >The creaks and groans of the steps, he knows them all by this point.
- >Spotting his target, he crawls up into Femanon’s bed.
- >A few gentle touches and prods has the human girl reaching down to pleasure herself.
- >The young reptile watches in a mixture of curiosity, amusement, and arousal as he continues his almost nightly ritual.
- >It’s good to be the dragon.
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