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  1. [color=#646464]-- insignificantMembrane [color=#400909][IM][/color] began trolling littleLionman [color=#000000][LL][/color] at 02:41 --[/color]
  2. [color=#400909]IM: *hi there!*[/color]
  3. [color=#ff0000]LL: Who the fuck are you?[/color]
  4. [color=#400909]IM: *my name's trifena*[/color]
  5. [color=#400909]IM: *C:s*[/color]
  6. [color=#ff0000]LL: Oh, damn it. Do NOT tell me you're one of those roleplaying jackasses. I will flip my shit so hard if you are.[/color]
  7. [color=#400909]IM: *()h n()! i d()n't rp with pe()ple wh() d()n't like it!*[/color]
  8. [color=#ff0000]LL: Fine, whatever. Who the hell names their kid "Trifena" anyway?[/color]
  9. [color=#ff0000]LL: Bah, same kind who names theirs "Temujin" I guess. That's my name.[/color]
  10. [color=#400909]IM: *nice t() meet y()u temujin!*[/color]
  11. [color=#400909]IM: *hehe i think it's a pretty name th()ugh*[/color]
  12. [color=#400909]IM: *trifena llancamil S:D*[/color]
  13. [color=#ff0000]LL: It's the name of a brutal conqueror who fuckin' slaughtered entire populations.[/color]
  14. [color=#400909]IM: *()h w()w*[/color]
  15. [color=#400909]IM: *c()()l!*[/color]
  16. [color=#ff0000]LL: Wasn't meant ta be pretty.[/color]
  17. [color=#400909]IM: *hehe if y()u say s()*[/color]
  18. [color=#ff0000]LL: I hope you're just some kind of god damn history nerd and not a fuckin' psycopath.[/color]
  19. [color=#400909]IM: *well everyb()dy's a little crazy*[/color]
  20. [color=#ff0000]LL: Most don't depopulate entire damn continents, but whatever.[/color]
  21. [color=#400909]IM: *true*[/color]
  22. [color=#ff0000]LL: Name's not important. It's better than the nickname I was given, but I ain't tellin' ya that one.[/color]
  23. [color=#400909]IM: *()kay ():s*[/color]
  24. [color=#ff0000]LL: 'The hell is "():S"?[/color]
  25. [color=#400909]IM: *a miss-typing*[/color]
  26. [color=#400909]IM: *i meant o:s*[/color]
  27. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ok. Whassat, then?[/color]
  28. [color=#400909]IM: *it's a face silly*[/color]
  29. [color=#ff0000]LL: Why the hell put the damn s there, then? Just do :o. There. Fuckin' simple.[/color]
  30. [color=#400909]IM: *th()se are my h()rns*[/color]
  31. [color=#ff0000]LL: Your what.[/color]
  32. [color=#400909]IM: *h()rns! y()u kn()w, the things ()n y()ur head*[/color]
  33. [color=#ff0000]LL: Jesus Tampdancing shitting motherfucking Christ, you're doin' the very thing ya said ya wouldn't: RP bullshit.[/color]
  34. [color=#400909]IM: *i'm n()t rping!*[/color]
  35. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ya said ya have horns![/color]
  36. [color=#400909]IM: *well duh! everyb()dy d()es*[/color]
  37. [color=#646464]-- insignificantMembrane [color=#400909][IM][/color] sent file solstice.png --[/color]
  38. [color=#ff0000]LL: Uh-huh. I'm real fucking SURE we do. Shit, I get up every day, look in tha mirror, and just groom my damn horns for an hour. They're as wide as I am. Sometimes skewer some poor bastards on 'em.[/color]
  39. [color=#ff0000]LL: ((Whassat?))[/color]
  40. [color=#400909]IM: [picture of her in a sun dress, hovering about a foot off the ground with wings out][/color]
  41. [color=#400909]IM: [her wings are vestigial XD her power is hovering][/color]
  42. [color=#ff0000]LL: All right, credit where it's fuckin' due. That is excellent photoshoppin'[/color]
  43. [color=#400909]IM: *what's a ph()t()sh()p?*[/color]
  44. [color=#400909]IM: *is that like grubb()x?*[/color]
  45. [color=#ff0000]LL: Oh, Jesus. I gave you a compliment and you're doing RP bullshit right in my face.[/color]
  46. [color=#400909]IM: *i have n() idea what y()u're talking ab()ut*[/color]
  47. [color=#400909]IM: *y()ur h()rns s()und c()()l th()ugh! much better than mine!*[/color]
  48. [color=#ff0000]LL: I was being sarcastic, ya dumb shit.[/color]
  49. [color=#400909]IM: *s:c*[/color]
  50. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ok, serious time. I mean it. I can't find any photoshoppin' here at all.[/color]
  51. [color=#ff0000]LL: I give up. Tell me how ya did it.[/color]
  52. [color=#400909]IM: *that's a picture ()f me!!*[/color]
  53. [color=#ff0000]LL: *sigh*...[/color]
  54. [color=#400909]IM: *really! why w()uld I lie?*[/color]
  55. [color=#ff0000]LL: 'Cause you're trollin' me, Fuckass. You're pretty damn good at it too.[/color]
  56. [color=#400909]IM: *well duh ()f c()urse i'm tr()lling y()u what did y()u think we were d()ing, playing tiddlywinks?*[/color]
  57. [color=#ff0000]LL: THANK you. First honest thing ya've said, I guess. All right, now that that's out in the fuckin' air, tell me how ya photoshopped this.[/color]
  58. [color=#400909]IM: *i d()n't even kn()w what a ph()t()sh()p is*[/color]
  59. [color=#ff0000]LL: Oh, for fuck's sake[/color]
  60. [color=#400909]IM: *bluh guess i sh()uldn't expect anyb()dy t() be nice*[/color]
  61. [color=#ff0000]LL: Why?[/color]
  62. [color=#ff0000]LL: At this point, you admitted that you're taunting me, trolling me[/color]
  63. [color=#400909]IM: *what*[/color]
  64. [color=#ff0000]LL: Why the fuck are you still god damn being so coy and doing the RP bullshit?[/color]
  65. [color=#400909]IM: *tr()lling has m()re than ()ne meaning ()()*[/color]
  66. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ok, fine. Enlighten me.[/color]
  67. [color=#400909]IM: *it means having a c()nversati()n if y()u wanna say it the l()ng way*[/color]
  68. [color=#ff0000]LL: The fuck? That's just called fuckin' talkin'. Who the hell uses the word like that? It means deliberately screwin' around with people.[/color]
  69. [color=#400909]IM: *because tr()lls tr()ll?*[/color]
  70. [color=#ff0000]LL: Exactly! And we've admitted you're a troll, so why the fuck are you still trolling me?[/color]
  71. [color=#ff0000]LL: All right, look, whatever. We'll do this your way. You're saying you're some kinda fancy-pancy fairy-winged grey-skinned weirdo dumbass from the land of night and fuckall?[/color]
  72. [color=#400909]IM: *alternia*[/color]
  73. [color=#400909]IM: *i'm a tr()ll fr()m alternia and can we please n()t talk ab()ut the stupid ugly wings?*[/color]
  74. [color=#ff0000]LL: Oh, Jesus fucking christ.[/color]
  75. [color=#ff0000]LL: If you tell me that you are the only one with wings like that. That you're a special god damn rainbow and everyone hates you for it[/color]
  76. [color=#ff0000]LL: I will just flip my shit. I will flip my shit so hard I will spin out into space[/color]
  77. [color=#ff0000]LL: It will just be me, spinning and screaming into the vacummous void, forever.[/color]
  78. [color=#400909]IM: *fine i w()n't say it then*[/color]
  79. [color=#ff0000]LL: What the hell ever. Fine. Let's talk about your god damn fantasy land.[/color]
  80. [color=#ff0000]LL: I'm genuinely fuckin' curious at this point. Let's see how far the rabbit hole goes.[/color]
  81. [color=#400909]IM: *what d() y()u want t() kn()w?*[/color]
  82. [color=#ff0000]LL: What the hell do you think I want to know? I'm a god damn human and you're, for the sake of whatever fucking charade we're playing here, some kind of god damn fairy god troll.[/color]
  83. [color=#400909]IM: *what's a human?*[/color]
  84. [color=#ff0000]LL: So just assume I'm colossal raging dumbass and start from scratch.[/color]
  85. [color=#ff0000]LL: No, we're not doing that.[/color]
  86. [color=#ff0000]LL: I refuse to answer that question[/color]
  87. [color=#ff0000]LL: No[/color]
  88. [color=#ff0000]LL: Fuck you[/color]
  89. [color=#ff0000]LL: Fuck you for asking that question[/color]
  90. [color=#ff0000]LL: Fuck me for still talking to you[/color]
  91. [color=#400909]IM: *s:c*[/color]
  92. [color=#400909]IM: *alright uh let me think where t() start*[/color]
  93. [color=#400909]IM: *pretend y()u're s()me kinda grub fresh ()utta the caverns I guess*[/color]
  94. [color=#ff0000]LL: Wait[/color]
  95. [color=#ff0000]LL: The fuck?[/color]
  96. [color=#400909]IM: *a grub*[/color]
  97. [color=#400909]IM: *a y()ungling*[/color]
  98. [color=#ff0000]LL: You start out as some kinda god damn bug and turn into that?[/color]
  99. [color=#ff0000]LL: A human-lookin' thing?[/color]
  100. [color=#ff0000]LL: The fuck?[/color]
  101. [color=#400909]IM: *... human l()()king thing?*[/color]
  102. [color=#ff0000]LL: Y'know, grey skinned humanoid troll bullshit[/color]
  103. [color=#400909]IM: *()h y()u must be tr()ll()ids! ()kay then*[/color]
  104. [color=#ff0000]LL: yeah, that's real fuckin' clever[/color]
  105. [color=#ff0000]LL: Just take "humanoid" and substitute human for troll[/color]
  106. [color=#400909]IM: *yeah we start ()ut as grubs and then we pupate and abs()rb ()ur middle set ()f legs*[/color]
  107. [color=#ff0000]LL: I am rolling over on the ground here, just laughing my damn ass off.[/color]
  108. [color=#400909]IM: *and ()ur ex()skellet()n*[/color]
  109. [color=#ff0000]LL: Strange no one's gone into there with a pair of cleats and squashed you bastards, but whatever. Continue.[/color]
  110. [color=#ff0000]LL: ((Brb))[/color]
  111. [color=#400909]IM: *()h the dr()nes d() that s()metimes if it's a really weak hatching*[/color]
  112. [color=#400909]IM: *and t() the hatchlings that d()n't make it thr()ugh the trials*[/color]
  113. [color=#400909]IM: *th()se are really hard tests that grubs have t() pass t() get a lusus!*[/color]
  114. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, I know what job I wanna sign up for when I take a sojourn to the grimdark fuckall land of bugs and bullshit.[/color]
  115. [color=#400909]IM: *which is a guardian wh() pr()tects y()u but a l()t ()f them are kind ()f really stupid*[/color]
  116. [color=#400909]IM: *this is my lusus*[/color]
  117. [color=#646464]-- insignificantMembrane [color=#400909][IM][/color] sent file squeakymom.png --[/color]
  118. [color=#ff0000]LL: You're raised by god damn animals?[/color]
  119. [color=#400909]IM: [her lusus is a bat almost as big as she is. she's about 3 sweeps old and hugging it like a plushie][/color]
  120. [color=#ff0000]LL: Still, I gotta admit, that's some pretty nice photoshoppin' too.[/color]
  121. [color=#400909]IM: *hehe*[/color]
  122. [color=#400909]IM: *she bit me f()r that*[/color]
  123. [color=#ff0000]LL: Wait, how the fuck did you get there to be a kid you?[/color]
  124. [color=#400909]IM: *i keep telling y()u i d()n't even kn()w what a ph()t()sh()p is s:/*[/color]
  125. [color=#ff0000]LL: I mean, I can see the similarities between her and that other one. So it can't just be some random kid.[/color]
  126. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ok, fine. It's an image editing software.[/color]
  127. [color=#ff0000]LL: There. We shared. I'm feeling so fuckin' culturally sensitive.[/color]
  128. [color=#ff0000]LL: I think I'm gonna paint a damn mural[/color]
  129. [color=#400909]IM: *um i'm n()t g()()d at art and stuff*[/color]
  130. [color=#ff0000]LL: Celebratin' harmony and love between humans and fairy trolls all the live long day.[/color]
  131. [color=#ff0000]LL: Uh-huh, sure.[/color]
  132. [color=#400909]IM: *y()u're silly y()u kn()w that?*[/color]
  133. [color=#ff0000]LL: Oh-fucking-ho, you're a damn laugh riot.[/color]
  134. [color=#ff0000]LL: I'm the silly little human who can't understand[/color]
  135. [color=#400909]IM: *wh() d()esn't want t() s:x*[/color]
  136. [color=#ff0000]LL: Seriously, though, how many fuckin' pictures do you have like this?[/color]
  137. [color=#ff0000]LL: Jesus, musta taken hours to get this right. You're damn committed, I'll say that.[/color]
  138. [color=#ff0000]LL: What, ya beat by your mom and dad a lot and just wanna get away from your life?[/color]
  139. [color=#400909]IM: *why w()uld i have tw() lusii?*[/color]
  140. [color=#ff0000]LL: HAH! Caught ya! Ya know what a mom and dad is in the first place![/color]
  141. [color=#ff0000]LL: No fuckin' alien raised by a damn bat would even know those words![/color]
  142. [color=#400909]IM: *well duh m()st lusii end in -m()m ()r -dad*[/color]
  143. [color=#400909]IM: *like squeakym()m*[/color]
  144. [color=#ff0000]LL: Oh, fuckin' course.[/color]
  145. [color=#400909]IM: *y()u are s() mean*[/color]
  146. [color=#ff0000]LL: All right, ya got me there. Ya DID name the file "squeakymom"[/color]
  147. [color=#400909]IM: *sheesh*[/color]
  148. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ok, I seriously can't find any traces a photoshoppin' here. You got another picture I can check?[/color]
  149. [color=#400909]IM: *y()u are s() suspici()us ()f everything*[/color]
  150. [color=#400909]IM: *um*[/color]
  151. [color=#ff0000]LL: 'S the reason I'm still alive, but you don't need ta know what I mean by that.[/color]
  152. [color=#400909]IM: *maybe y()u humans aren't s() different then*[/color]
  153. [color=#646464]-- insignificantMembrane [color=#400909][IM][/color] sent file derpface.png --[/color]
  154. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ok.[/color]
  155. [color=#400909]IM: [it's her hanging from a tree by a noose and fluttering her wings angrily][/color]
  156. [color=#ff0000]LL: I can't find jack shit.[/color]
  157. [color=#400909]IM: [noose around her ankle][/color]
  158. [color=#ff0000]LL: Not a single trace a' photoshoppin'.[/color]
  159. [color=#400909]IM: *i keep telling y()u!*[/color]
  160. [color=#ff0000]LL: ...[/color]
  161. [color=#ff0000]LL: Y'know, I've stayed alive as long as I have 'cause I'm suspicious. But I also stayed alive 'cause I was willing to believe things that others didn't. It's a delicate balancing act where I'm from.[/color]
  162. [color=#ff0000]LL: Lotta people fell ta one side or the other and ended up bleeding out in a ditch.[/color]
  163. [color=#400909]IM: *is it?*[/color]
  164. [color=#ff0000]LL: You're fucking serious, ain't ya?[/color]
  165. [color=#400909]IM: *i keep telling y()u that!*[/color]
  166. [color=#ff0000]LL: Like, this ain't RP bullshit or nothin'.[/color]
  167. [color=#400909]IM: *i t()ld y()u it isn't!*[/color]
  168. [color=#ff0000]LL: I[/color]
  169. [color=#ff0000]LL: How can you even contact me, anyway?[/color]
  170. [color=#ff0000]LL: If you're some kinda a god damn alien?[/color]
  171. [color=#400909]IM: *i dunn() i was playing with the settings?*[/color]
  172. [color=#ff0000]LL: Shit. You're actually. You're a.[/color]
  173. [color=#ff0000]LL: I need to get a glass of water.[/color]
  174. [color=#400909]IM: *well t() me y()u're the alien*[/color]
  175. [color=#ff0000]LL: ((Bit of time passes)[/color]
  176. [color=#400909]IM: [she waits patiently][/color]
  177. [color=#ff0000]LL: All right, I'm back. Not quite feelin' like I'm gonna just drop where I sit.[/color]
  178. [color=#ff0000]LL: I[/color]
  179. [color=#400909]IM: *welc()me back c:s*[/color]
  180. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, shit. I guess I should apologize for doubtin' ya.[/color]
  181. [color=#400909]IM: *thanks i guess*[/color]
  182. [color=#ff0000]LL: Actually, no I shouldn't. Doubt like that's kept me alive. But I SHOULD apologize for callin' ya names.[/color]
  183. [color=#400909]IM: *i'd appreciate that*[/color]
  184. [color=#ff0000]LL: Yeah. Sorry.[/color]
  185. [color=#400909]IM: *ap()l()gy accepted*[/color]
  186. [color=#400909]IM: *c:s*[/color]
  187. [color=#ff0000]LL: Anyway, ya wanna know what a human is?[/color]
  188. [color=#400909]IM: *sure!!*[/color]
  189. [color=#646464]-- littleLionman [color=#ff0000][LL][/color] sent file meandcousin.png --[/color]
  190. [color=#ff0000]LL: That's me and my older Cousin. He's taken care of me since I was a kid.[/color]
  191. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w! y()u're like really pale tr()lls with n() h()rns! ():s*[/color]
  192. [color=#ff0000]LL: ((For the record: Temujin's brown but his Cousin is black))[/color]
  193. [color=#400909]IM: *that's c()()l*[/color]
  194. [color=#400909]IM: *well*[/color]
  195. [color=#400909]IM: *br()wnish*[/color]
  196. [color=#400909]IM: *that's neat th()ugh!!*[/color]
  197. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, for a given definition of "pale". We do have some white-skinned guys. Lotta different skin colors.[/color]
  198. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w that's s() weird!*[/color]
  199. [color=#ff0000]LL: Shit, you're hated for your wings, right?[/color]
  200. [color=#400909]IM: *s:/ i l()()k like s()me ()ld rebel ()utta ancient hist()ry ()r s()mething stupid like that 'cause ()f them*[/color]
  201. [color=#ff0000]LL: I see. I ain't hated 'cause I look like some kinda rebel. I'm just hated 'cause a my skin where I'm from. Shit, I might have been able ta pass as just a dark one a them if my cousin wasn't black.[/color]
  202. [color=#ff0000]LL: So I know what it's like.[/color]
  203. [color=#ff0000]LL: A bit, at least.[/color]
  204. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  205. [color=#400909]IM: *stuff like that c()uld get y()u culled here*[/color]
  206. [color=#400909]IM: *except it's bl()()d c()l()r instead ()f skin*[/color]
  207. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ya got different blood colors? Huh. We're all red.[/color]
  208. [color=#ff0000]LL: What's cullin', though? Just a fancy name fer murderin'?[/color]
  209. [color=#400909]IM: *yup*[/color]
  210. [color=#400909]IM: *mine's red t()()*[/color]
  211. [color=#400909]IM: *like my wings*[/color]
  212. [color=#400909]IM: [bit darker than human red, but very red nonetheless][/color]
  213. [color=#ff0000]LL: Huh. Yeah, I've had a few people try ta start shit with me 'cause of my skin.[/color]
  214. [color=#ff0000]LL: Left 'em bleeding out on the pavement. Do that enough times and people start learnin' not ta step to ya.[/color]
  215. [color=#400909]IM: *that's why i d()n't r()leplay*[/color]
  216. [color=#400909]IM: *it's really r()ugh here and tr()lls get culled all the time*[/color]
  217. [color=#ff0000]LL: 'S it like that on the whole planet?[/color]
  218. [color=#400909]IM: *yeah*[/color]
  219. [color=#400909]IM: *the empress ()nly wants the str()ngest tr()lls t() survive*[/color]
  220. [color=#400909]IM: *s() we can fight t() expand her empire*[/color]
  221. [color=#400909]IM: *()ne day i'll have t() g() int() space if i d()n't get culled first*[/color]
  222. [color=#ff0000]LL: Damn. Where I'm from is just a REALLY bad place. Rest a tha world ain't much like it.[/color]
  223. [color=#400909]IM: *it's scary*[/color]
  224. [color=#ff0000]LL: I know what it's like, fearing for your life. You might wanna learn to fight.[/color]
  225. [color=#400909]IM: *i can i just try t() av()id it when i d()n't have t()*[/color]
  226. [color=#400909]IM: *might get s()me highbl()()d pissed ()ff and get a gr()up ()f them after me*[/color]
  227. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ya got some kinda freaky caste system based on blood color, then?[/color]
  228. [color=#400909]IM: *yeah*[/color]
  229. [color=#400909]IM: *red's the l()west and purple's the highest*[/color]
  230. [color=#400909]IM: *it's called the hem()spectrum*[/color]
  231. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ah. Based on the spectrum a light.[/color]
  232. [color=#400909]IM: *well i guess y()u c()uld put it that way*[/color]
  233. [color=#ff0000]LL: 'S still bullshit, though.[/color]
  234. [color=#400909]IM: *i*[/color]
  235. [color=#400909]IM: *i uh*[/color]
  236. [color=#400909]IM: *i sh()uldn't say anything*[/color]
  237. [color=#ff0000]LL: What, do they tap yer online conversations?[/color]
  238. [color=#400909]IM: *s()metimes*[/color]
  239. [color=#ff0000]LL: Hmph. Load of bullshit, if you ask me.[/color]
  240. [color=#ff0000]LL: Dictatorships like that are just like gangs.[/color]
  241. [color=#ff0000]LL: Only difference is tha number of people.[/color]
  242. [color=#400909]IM: *leading a gang can get y()u a c()mmissi()n*[/color]
  243. [color=#ff0000]LL: Trifena, you might want to do what I did: get yourself out somehow. Learn to fight just in case anyone tries to stop you, but get out. Go somewhere else safe.[/color]
  244. [color=#400909]IM: *make y()u an ()fficer*[/color]
  245. [color=#400909]IM: *there is n() where else t() g()*[/color]
  246. [color=#400909]IM: *tr()lls c()ntr()l the entire galaxy*[/color]
  247. [color=#400909]IM: *m()st ()f it at least*[/color]
  248. [color=#ff0000]LL: Shit[/color]
  249. [color=#400909]IM: *it's just a matter ()f numbers t() get the ()ther systems we haven't c()nquered yet*[/color]
  250. [color=#ff0000]LL: Heh. And I thought I had it bad, with all the murder and gang warfare where I'm from.[/color]
  251. [color=#ff0000]LL: Wish I could help.[/color]
  252. [color=#400909]IM: *y()u'd pr()bably be a g()()d tr()ll then*[/color]
  253. [color=#400909]IM: *... thanks, Temujin*[/color]
  254. [color=#ff0000]LL: Pfftheh. I'd probably be a great troll. I sure as shit was a great gang leader. But then something happened and I realized that life just destroys you from the inside out.[/color]
  255. [color=#ff0000]LL: *a life like that*[/color]
  256. [color=#ff0000]LL: Didn't mean life in general.[/color]
  257. [color=#400909]IM: *yeah...*[/color]
  258. [color=#ff0000]LL: Life's a bitch and then ya die, eh?[/color]
  259. [color=#400909]IM: *pretty much*[/color]
  260. [color=#ff0000]LL: Mmm. And you're sure there's no way you can, I dunno, get ta Earth or something?[/color]
  261. [color=#ff0000]LL: You're able ta contact me, at least.[/color]
  262. [color=#400909]IM: *i dunn()*[/color]
  263. [color=#400909]IM: *maybe s:/*[/color]
  264. [color=#400909]IM: *n()t that i kn()w anything ab()ut astr()physics and transp()rtalizati()n*[/color]
  265. [color=#ff0000]LL: I'd put a roof over yer head if ya somehow got here. I live in a rather secluded place with a lotta trees. But I dunno.[/color]
  266. [color=#ff0000]LL: Guess you'll just be one other person I can't save.[/color]
  267. [color=#ff0000]LL: Best get used to it.[/color]
  268. [color=#400909]IM: *s()rry t() make y()u w()rry ab()ut s()me()ne else*[/color]
  269. [color=#400909]IM: *i really appreciate that th()ugh*[/color]
  270. [color=#ff0000]LL: (([/color]
  271. [color=#ff0000]LL: ((Brb))[/color]
  272. [color=#400909]IM: *i can always research*[/color]
  273. [color=#400909]IM: [kk][/color]
  274. [color=#646464]-- littleLionman [color=#ff0000][LL][/color] is now an idle chum! --[/color]
  275. [color=#ff0000]LL: Yeah. Well, like I said, if you somehow managed to get here I'd put a roof over your head. I've got people already trying to kill me sometimes for simply vengeance.[/color]
  276. [color=#ff0000]LL: People trying to kill me for housing an alien would just be fuckin' Tuesday for me.[/color]
  277. [color=#400909]IM: *well still, thank y()u*[/color]
  278. [color=#ff0000]LL: Mmm. Anyway, you wanna know anything 'bout Earth or humans?[/color]
  279. [color=#400909]IM: *sure! i like learning new things c:s*[/color]
  280. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, where to start? We sure don't start as grubs or anything. We look closer to mini versions of ourselves when born, with larger heads in proportion to our bodies than later on in life.[/color]
  281. [color=#400909]IM: *d()esn't the sun hurt? it l()()ks like it was up in that ph()t() y()u sent!*[/color]
  282. [color=#ff0000]LL: If I had any a my baby pictures I'd show ya, but my Cousin was too busy trying to feed me to buy a camera.[/color]
  283. [color=#ff0000]LL: Nah, we're diurnal.[/color]
  284. [color=#ff0000]LL: Sun doesn't hurt us at all.[/color]
  285. [color=#ff0000]LL: Why? Is your sun lethal or somethin'?[/color]
  286. [color=#400909]IM: *()h w()w yeah!*[/color]
  287. [color=#400909]IM: *especially with the z()mbies crawling ar()und ()ut there!*[/color]
  288. [color=#ff0000]LL: Shit, there are ZOMBIES?[/color]
  289. [color=#400909]IM: *and the rainb()w drinkers and the sun can make y()u g() blind*[/color]
  290. [color=#400909]IM: *yeah*[/color]
  291. [color=#ff0000]LL: Pfftheh. Haha. Heh. We only got those in the movies.[/color]
  292. [color=#ff0000]LL: What's a rainbow drinker, though?[/color]
  293. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w!*[/color]
  294. [color=#400909]IM: *um exactly what it s()unds like*[/color]
  295. [color=#400909]IM: *an undead creature that gl()ws and drinks bl()()d!*[/color]
  296. [color=#400909]IM: *m()st ()f them are really really danger()us!*[/color]
  297. [color=#ff0000]LL: Like a vampire, I guess. Still, zombies and vampires are fictional here.[/color]
  298. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  299. [color=#400909]IM: *lucky y()u!!*[/color]
  300. [color=#ff0000]LL: Wow. And I thought I had it bad.[/color]
  301. [color=#400909]IM: *haha it's ()kay*[/color]
  302. [color=#400909]IM: *i just brain them with a big b()()k S:D*[/color]
  303. [color=#ff0000]LL: You use a book to fight?[/color]
  304. [color=#400909]IM: *yes*[/color]
  305. [color=#400909]IM: *it's m()re effective than y()u'd thing*[/color]
  306. [color=#400909]IM: *think, wh()()ps*[/color]
  307. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, yeah. Enough blunt force trauma's gonna put anyone down no matter what ya use. I remember I once beat a guy to death with a plastic cup.[/color]
  308. [color=#ff0000]LL: Still prefer using a sword or gun, though.[/color]
  309. [color=#400909]IM: *plastic?*[/color]
  310. [color=#ff0000]LL: It's a kind of material here on Earth. Not that durable. In hindsight? Shoulda just used my fists.[/color]
  311. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  312. [color=#400909]IM: *all ()ur stuff is ()rganic*[/color]
  313. [color=#ff0000]LL: That sounds really damn inconvenient. Even things like cups or buckets to hold stuff?[/color]
  314. [color=#400909]IM: *WHAT*[/color]
  315. [color=#400909]IM: *THAT*[/color]
  316. [color=#400909]IM: *()H W()W*[/color]
  317. [color=#ff0000]LL: ((:trollface.jpg))[/color]
  318. [color=#400909]IM: *I*[/color]
  319. [color=#400909]IM: *I I I*[/color]
  320. [color=#400909]IM: *i need t() g() lie d()wn*[/color]
  321. [color=#ff0000]LL: What?[/color]
  322. [color=#ff0000]LL: Don't tell me. Let me guess[/color]
  323. [color=#400909]IM: *...*[/color]
  324. [color=#ff0000]LL: I just wandered right into a fucking diplomatic cross-species snafu[/color]
  325. [color=#ff0000]LL: Of epic proportions[/color]
  326. [color=#400909]IM: *yeah*[/color]
  327. [color=#400909]IM: *yeah y()u did*[/color]
  328. [color=#ff0000]LL: Like, the troll diplomat is gonna challenge me to a duel.[/color]
  329. [color=#400909]IM: *i*[/color]
  330. [color=#400909]IM: *()h g()ds i'm blushing s() hard right n()w*[/color]
  331. [color=#ff0000]LL: And we're gonna have it out on the field of honor.[/color]
  332. [color=#ff0000]LL: Heh, sorry.[/color]
  333. [color=#ff0000]LL: I'll assume it's the bucket, not the cup, that's up with this. Ya use 'em to procreate or somethin'?[/color]
  334. [color=#400909]IM: *alsdfl;ashdfjasdf*[/color]
  335. [color=#400909]IM: *yes*[/color]
  336. [color=#ff0000]LL: Actually, don't answer that.[/color]
  337. [color=#400909]IM: *i am g()ing t() g() get a drink*[/color]
  338. [color=#ff0000]LL: All right.[/color]
  339. [color=#ff0000]LL: Moving on from this topic.[/color]
  340. [color=#400909]IM: *and h()pe i d()n't start bleeding fr()m my chitin()us windh()le*[/color]
  341. [color=#ff0000]LL: Is your computer organic too?[/color]
  342. [color=#ff0000]LL: Yer what?[/color]
  343. [color=#400909]IM: [a few minutes pass. she got an alcoholic drink XD][/color]
  344. [color=#400909]IM: *chitin()us windh()le*[/color]
  345. [color=#400909]IM: *uh what's that stupid bluebl()()d term*[/color]
  346. [color=#400909]IM: *a n()se?*[/color]
  347. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ah, right.[/color]
  348. [color=#ff0000]LL: Wait, what we call our body parts is a blueblood term for you lot?[/color]
  349. [color=#400909]IM: *maybe*[/color]
  350. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, that one at least.[/color]
  351. [color=#400909]IM: *yes my grubt()p's ()rganic*[/color]
  352. [color=#ff0000]LL: That sounds really damn inconvenient. And squishy.[/color]
  353. [color=#400909]IM: *it's nice and warm t() rest my feet ()n c:s*[/color]
  354. [color=#400909]IM: *squishy is nice*[/color]
  355. [color=#ff0000]LL: Anyway, now that we've established that I'm basically the worst fuckin' diplomat around, I'll talk about my planet a bit.[/color]
  356. [color=#400909]IM: *()kay*[/color]
  357. [color=#ff0000]LL: We got a lotta different, well, empires or states or nations or whatever ya fuckin' call 'em. Not just one for tha whole planet.][/color]
  358. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  359. [color=#400909]IM: *y()u must have a l()t ()f wars*[/color]
  360. [color=#ff0000]LL: Yeah, we do. Had some pretty bad ones that killed a lotta people.[/color]
  361. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  362. [color=#ff0000]LL: Our shit ain't as fucked up as yours, but it ain't pretty pony paradise land over here. We've been killing each other since some caveman with long hair and a boar wrapped around his shoulders picked up a stick and thought "I could RUIN some motherfuckers with this."[/color]
  363. [color=#ff0000]LL: Not an exact quote there.[/color]
  364. [color=#400909]IM: *hehe*[/color]
  365. [color=#ff0000]LL: Or really any kind of actual historical situation. I'm being a smartass.[/color]
  366. [color=#400909]IM: *pretty much all the wildlife here tries t() kill us t()()*[/color]
  367. [color=#400909]IM: *s() we have t() be str()ng t() survive at all*[/color]
  368. [color=#ff0000]LL: All of them?[/color]
  369. [color=#400909]IM: *well there's s()me that isn't y'kn()w, big ()r smart en()ugh*[/color]
  370. [color=#400909]IM: *but pretty much everything*[/color]
  371. [color=#ff0000]LL: Damn. We've actually pretty solidly conquered other animals. Make use of a lot of 'em for food and shit. There are some that'll eat us given the chance but it's rare.[/color]
  372. [color=#ff0000]LL: Hell, we keep a lot of 'em in cages at the zoo and gawke at them while eating overpriced popcorn.[/color]
  373. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  374. [color=#ff0000]LL: ((Brb))[/color]
  375. [color=#400909]IM: [kk][/color]
  376. [color=#ff0000]LL: But yeah, I can't give ya any sort of grand summary of our society 'cause it's so different in so many places. Hell, where I am, China, is on the border to a real hellhole that's kinda like your troll society.[/color]
  377. [color=#ff0000]LL: Elsewhere ya got places a lot more free.[/color]
  378. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  379. [color=#400909]IM: *that's... really strange*[/color]
  380. [color=#ff0000]LL: Heh. Well, anything in particular ya wanna ask?[/color]
  381. [color=#400909]IM: *um... sure let's be silly and practical f()r a minute here SXD*[/color]
  382. [color=#400909]IM: *what d() y()u sleep ()n?*[/color]
  383. [color=#ff0000]LL: A bed. Basically a really comfortable rectangular place to lay down on. Often with blankets to cover you and a pillow to rest your head on.[/color]
  384. [color=#ff0000]LL: Lemme know if any of those terms go over your head[/color]
  385. [color=#ff0000]LL: Why, though? You sleep in some kinda cocoon or some shit?[/color]
  386. [color=#400909]IM: *()h a rec()very pad*[/color]
  387. [color=#400909]IM: *d()n't the nightmares b()ther y()u?*[/color]
  388. [color=#ff0000]LL: More than you know. But I'm not normal.[/color]
  389. [color=#400909]IM: *()h*[/color]
  390. [color=#400909]IM: *we all have nightmares*[/color]
  391. [color=#400909]IM: *the empress' lusus causes them*[/color]
  392. [color=#ff0000]LL: No good dreams at all?[/color]
  393. [color=#400909]IM: *we sleep in a recuperac()()n with s()p()r slime t() keep them fr()m... sticking*[/color]
  394. [color=#400909]IM: *n()*[/color]
  395. [color=#ff0000]LL: Her lusus can cause nightmares to an entire race?[/color]
  396. [color=#ff0000]LL: The fuck?[/color]
  397. [color=#400909]IM: *glybgl'b is an emmisary fr()m the furthest ring*[/color]
  398. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ya lost me somewhere at glalikhglqjntoqntqbpiuqrhutnwhatthefuck[/color]
  399. [color=#400909]IM: *it s()unds kind ()f like glub glub*[/color]
  400. [color=#400909]IM: *which makes sense*[/color]
  401. [color=#400909]IM: *if it gets upset it c()uld release the vast glub*[/color]
  402. [color=#400909]IM: *it'd kill every tr()ll besides the empress*[/color]
  403. [color=#ff0000]LL: Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Pirouette-flipping Australian Motor-boatin' Christ.[/color]
  404. [color=#ff0000]LL: How the HELL can it do that?[/color]
  405. [color=#400909]IM: *y()u l()st me there*[/color]
  406. [color=#400909]IM: *it's a psychic sh()ckwave*[/color]
  407. [color=#400909]IM: *s()me tr()lls have p()wers*[/color]
  408. [color=#ff0000]LL: Psychic powers? Welp, chalk up another thing your society has that only exists in fiction here.[/color]
  409. [color=#ff0000]LL: Ain't no human that's got psychic powers, though some will tell ya they do.[/color]
  410. [color=#ff0000]LL: They're full of shit, though.[/color]
  411. [color=#400909]IM: *w()w*[/color]
  412. [color=#ff0000]LL: So what's this furthest ring stuff?[/color]
  413. [color=#400909]IM: *it's past the ends ()f the universe*[/color]
  414. [color=#400909]IM: *the unfath()mable fr()th ()f the bubble-universes, unt()uched by the time ()r space ()f any ()f them*[/color]
  415. [color=#ff0000]LL: That[/color]
  416. [color=#ff0000]LL: That[/color]
  417. [color=#ff0000]LL: I don't know what to say about that.[/color]
  418. [color=#ff0000]LL: And your freak psychic lusus is from that place?[/color]
  419. [color=#400909]IM: *it's n()t mine*[/color]
  420. [color=#400909]IM: *but yes*[/color]
  421. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, I meant "your" in a general sense. Sorry.[/color]
  422. [color=#400909]IM: *it's ()kay*[/color]
  423. [color=#ff0000]LL: Just so you know, I'm keeping you on my chumlist. If you really are just a fantastic troll and have been jerking my chain this whole time, I'm gonna make you work for it.[/color]
  424. [color=#ff0000]LL: That said, i don't think you're trolling me.[/color]
  425. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, not in the sense that I'D use that word.[/color]
  426. [color=#400909]IM: *hee ()kay*[/color]
  427. [color=#400909]IM: *thanks. y()u're staying ()n my chumpr()ll t()()*[/color]
  428. [color=#ff0000]LL: Heh. Guessing based on your society at large, there ain't many trolls as nice are you, are there?[/color]
  429. [color=#400909]IM: *n()t really*[/color]
  430. [color=#400909]IM: *m()st think being nice is being weak*[/color]
  431. [color=#ff0000]LL: Mmm. I used to think like that. To an extent, at least. I put on a deliberate act of masking my good qualities so that when people finally found them they thought they'd gotten deep to the core of the real Temujin. It got 'em hook, line, and sinker. They were often real loyal once they thought they discovered the true me.[/color]
  432. [color=#400909]IM: *that's h()w s()me tr()lls claim the empress is*[/color]
  433. [color=#ff0000]LL: Not like that anymore. 'Least I try not to be a manipulative asshole.[/color]
  434. [color=#ff0000]LL: Really? She knows her shit, I'll give her that.[/color]
  435. [color=#400909]IM: *that's g()()d*[/color]
  436. [color=#ff0000]LL: Well, if you ain't got anything else to say, I think I'm gonna go talk to a good friend of mine. Maybe tell her about you.[/color]
  437. [color=#ff0000]LL: I'll give her your handle. I think you'd get along just fine.[/color]
  438. [color=#400909]IM: *()kay*[/color]
  439. [color=#ff0000]LL: She's a sweet girl, and won't be such an asshole starting out as I was.[/color]
  440. [color=#400909]IM: *i'll talk t() y()u later then Temujin c:s*[/color]
  441. [color=#400909]IM: *that's ()kay*[/color]
  442. [color=#400909]IM: *y()u th()ught i was playing a prank ()n y()u!*[/color]
  443. [color=#ff0000]LL: See ya, Trifena.[/color]
  444. [color=#400909]IM: *bye*[/color]
  445. [color=#646464]-- littleLionman [color=#ff0000][LL][/color] gave up trolling insignificantMembrane [color=#400909][IM][/color] at 04:47 --[/color]
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