The Wedding Year (2019) ENG

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akumenang.com

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(spray paint can shaking)

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(paint spraying)

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(ripping)

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("Make a Mess" by The Upsided)

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¶ Oh no, now, what have I done ¶

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¶ Do I even really care ¶

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¶ Oh no, if you
could do it again ¶

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¶ You can chase me if you dare ¶

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¶ Oh yeah, the sun is on me ¶

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¶ Hotter than a ?? ¶

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¶ Got nothing in the world
that's bothering me ¶

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¶ And nothing's gonna
change that now ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess, ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ See what kinda trouble ¶

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¶ See what kinda trouble ¶

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¶ See what kinda
trouble I can get ¶

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¶ Kinda trouble, kinda trouble ¶

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¶ See what kinda
trouble I can get ¶

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¶ Ooh, I don't wanna grow up ¶

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¶ Don't wanna make my bed ¶

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¶ Ooh, I'm livin' it up ¶

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¶ See what kinda
trouble I can get ¶

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¶ Ooh, gonna take it outside ¶

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¶ In the yard, in
the garden grows ¶

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¶ Ooh, think I lost my mind ¶

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¶ I don't care if it shows ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶
- [Mara] Ooh!

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶
Shit!

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶
(horn honking)

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Mmm, here we go.
(engine rumbling)

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(bright music)

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(Mara humming)

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(thuds)
Shit!

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Whatever.

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(camera shutter clicking)

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(car horn honking)

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(bright music)

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ See what kinda trouble ¶

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¶ See what kinda trouble ¶
(exhales and coughs)

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¶ See what kinda
trouble I can get ¶

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¶ Kinda trouble ¶
(clears throat)

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¶ Kinda trouble ¶
Whoo.

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¶ See what kinda
trouble I can get ¶

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¶ Kinda trouble ¶

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¶ See what kinda trouble ¶

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¶ See what kinda
trouble I can get ¶

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¶ Kinda trouble ¶

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¶ Kinda trouble ¶

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¶ See what kinda
trouble I can get ¶

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(door squeaks)

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- [Kelly] I think I'm gonna
get the pants as well.

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- Oh, my God, this is amazing!

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Look at this stuff.

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Ooh, yes, please.

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- [Ellie] You are so welcome.

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- Morning!

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- Morning!

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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¶ Gonna get in the weeds,
get dirty, make a mess ¶

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¶ Say yes, say yes, say yes ¶

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- [Ellie] Mara, you
finding everything alright?

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- Oh, hey, Ellie!

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Do you happen to have,
like, a red belt?

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- Ooh, I don't
know, let me check.

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By the way, you're late again.

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- [Mara] I gotta gear up!

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- No way!

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You know the rules,
nothing over a $100.

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Remember when you got guacamole

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all over that beautiful
Saint Laurent?

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- It washed off!

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Kinda.

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- (gasps) Mara!

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What are you doing?

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- Oh, stop.

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You gotta wear
the expensive shit

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to sell the expensive shit.

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- Did you do your
make-up high again?

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- Ellie, I'm not a degenerate.

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I did my make-up
and then I got high.

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- Well, you need to
get your shit together

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because there's a girl who
wants to try on something

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from the bridal section.

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- Oh, no, don't make
me go over there.

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- I know, it's torture and
it sucks your soul out.

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But that's where the money is.

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So, go make some.

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And smile.

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- Smiling!

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- Absolutely not.

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She looks like a hippie.

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Like she's getting
married in a barn.

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- Grandma, that's the point.

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She is getting
married in a barn.

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- Let's go back to Vera Wang.

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This thrift shop is
giving me shingles.

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- [Kelly] It wasn't
on your list.

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- Thrift shop, ugh!

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- [Kelly] But I came in here
last week and I found this,

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and I love it.

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- [Mother] Well, ivory
is just very modern.

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And it's a good deal.

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(inhales and exhales deeply)

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- It's a disco-onesie.

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I won't pay for it.

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- I'm sorry, did I
hear barn wedding?

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- (chuckles) Even the sales
girl thinks it's gauche.

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- Actually, I think
it can be beautiful.

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Sounds to me like
you're planning the
perfect wedding, um--

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- Kelly.

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- I love your
necklace, by the way.

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- Thank you.

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Actually it was
my grandmother's.

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- Well, you have lovely taste.

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It's timeless.

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That's what you should
wear for your wedding,

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something you'll still
love in 50 years.

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But this outfit is not
quite marriage material.

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Kelly, you're a kind
of girl who stands out.

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This lace-sleeved jumpsuit,
it's so background dancer.

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But this vintage ivory gown.

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Uh!

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I mean.

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- That is stunning.

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How much is it?

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- Most people set
up payment plans

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for the pieces in
our elite collection.

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This one with the
crushed-diamond inlay?

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It's my dream gown.

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(mischievous music)

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Let's try her on.

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My hairdresser's step-brother

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dates one of Meghan
Markle's stylists.

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This piece is exactly like
the one Meghan wanted to wear

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at the royal wedding.

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The queen, though?

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Total buzzkill about it.

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(mischievous music)

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- Oh, honey, you look beautiful!

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- Lovely.

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- Love it.

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(upbeat music)

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- I need to take
a picture of this.

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It's too good not to.
(Ellie giggles)

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- Yeah.

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- [Mara] Smile!

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(camera shutter clicking)
(upbeat music)

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(cash register ding)

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(upbeat music)

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¶ Move it fast, move it slow ¶

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¶ Another round, let it flow ¶

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¶ Take it up, take it down ¶

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¶ Do it slow, the
light goes down ¶

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¶ Move it fast, move it slow ¶

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(indistinct conversation)

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- [Woman] Just right
around this corner.

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(sniffles)

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- Are you, uh, are you okay?

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- Yeah.

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Thanks.

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- You sure, 'cause you
don't seem like it.

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- I just saw my boyfriend

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hooking up with
another girl outside.

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I wanna leave.

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But he's sitting by the
door, and my phone is dead.

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- Hey, say no more.

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I know a way out the back,

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and I will call you a Lyft,
we'll get you out of here.

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Mm-hmm.

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- [Woman] I can't
ask you for that.

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- Yeah, you can.

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Girls gotta have each
other's backs, all right?

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And you deserve so much more!

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Hey, look at it this way.

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You found a swan,
you've got your out.

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(woman sniffles)

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Now you can go be you.

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Come on, let's get
you out of here.

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Get you in that Lyft.

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You never know,
maybe he'll be cute.

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(upbeat music)

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Hey, girl!

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- [Alex] Hi.

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- Alex Feinberg, what is wrong?

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- This cute guy just
completely blew me off.

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It's fine, it's
nothing, it's fine.

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It's fine.

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I'm gonna die alone.

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- I think you need this.

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A lot.
- Thank you.

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- Look, I keep telling you,

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you're never going to meet
someone wearing cargo shorts.

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- And I keep telling you
that they're functional.

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- You look like a carpenter.

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Trust me.

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I work in fashion.

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- (scoffs) Hardly.

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- Please.

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Today I sold a sick vintage
gown to a barn bride.

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- Do you remember when
my sister got married?

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You compared her
wedding to genocide.

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- If words can kill,
then vows can massacre.

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- Well, she's happier than ever.

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Oh, I forgot to tell you, she
doesn't say hi, by the way.

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- Oh, she'll warm up
to me, give it time.

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Now this, this is something
that I can't get over.

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Put on some jeans!

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- Okay, I don't
think you understand

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how many things I can fit.

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I've got my wallet
and keys, okay?

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- I can't.

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- And a beer, which
you'll thank me for later.

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I have chap stick and
sunglasses in here, some, some,

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you're not even listening to me.

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(gasps) Oh, I know
what you're doing.

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Wait for me.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Pre-game or booty call?

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- Neither, dinner.

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- God, you're awful.

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- Thank you.

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- No one is gonna buy you
dinner on a first date

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at nine at night.

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- Stop being so cynical, Alex.

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I believe that there is
a guy out there somewhere

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dumb enough--

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- Horny enough.

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- To buy a girl
an expensive meal

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the first time he meets her.

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Now, help me find him.

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- Okay, I will swipe for you,
so you don't feel shallow,

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even though you are.

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- You're the best.

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- Okay, this one is--

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- Hot!

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But do we think he'll
actually buy me dinner?

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- Hmph, no.

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- Okay, okay, into it.

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He's a chef, it's meant to be.

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- There is an alternative to
dating for food, you know?

259
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:02,908
- And that is?

260
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,476
- Dating for love.

261
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,914
- Ew, don't be disgusting.

262
00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,183
Let's see.

263
00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:16,288
I will have the balsamic
and mustard-glazed chicken,

264
00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:19,524
and I'll start with
the tuna "tartar".

265
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,458
- Very good.

266
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,960
- It's "tartare".

267
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,094
- Whatever.

268
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,497
- [Waiter] And for you, sir?

269
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,299
- Uh.

270
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:29,734
(exhales)

271
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,002
Whoa, jeez.

272
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:34,973
Uh, I'll have the side
salad and this bread.

273
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:35,941
Really great.

274
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,643
You can, uh, keep that coming.

275
00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,145
- Hm, yeah.

276
00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,113
- Had a late lunch.

277
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,348
- Mm.

278
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,750
Excuse me, uh, before I
settle on the chicken,

279
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,420
talk to me about that special.

280
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:53,191
- It is a bone-in, 16
ounce Wagyu beef rib eye.

281
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,361
And it is by far the
best thing on the menu.

282
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,529
- Ah!

283
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,630
Well, then it's settled.

284
00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,998
I'll have the steak! (giggles)

285
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,832
- [Waiter] Excellent choice.

286
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,833
- [Mara] Oh, thank you.

287
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:02,901
- Thank you.

288
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,372
- Hungry, aren't you?

289
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,506
- Mm, mm-hmm.

290
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,109
- Um.

291
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,346
(chuckles) Okay, hold on.

292
00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,748
I'm not a celebrity chef, okay?

293
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:20,285
I make minimum wage at
the diner down the street.

294
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,587
- I make minimum wage, too.

295
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,558
- Would you like
to get outta here?

296
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,459
- Okay.

297
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,661
- Whoo, all right!

298
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,863
Great, I'd like to have
my lights on this month.

299
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,697
- What?

300
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:33,932
- [Jake] Nothin'.

301
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,701
(lights buzzing)

302
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,337
(bright music)

303
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,308
- All right.

304
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,476
There you go.

305
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,277
- Wow!

306
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,880
Those are some fancy pancakes!

307
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,448
- [Jake] Right?

308
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,983
- Yes.

309
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,084
Come to mama.

310
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,991
(moans) Why is this so good?

311
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,093
- Well, I've been making
pancakes since I was six.

312
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,328
- Mm.

313
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,597
- Grandma told me never
to fear the flavor.

314
00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:09,100
Plus, I just graduated
from culinary school, so.

315
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:09,934
- Oh, well.
- Yeah, yeah.

316
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,403
- Where you from?

317
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,405
- Virginia.

318
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,475
Moved out here for a girl.

319
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,145
Didn't really work out.

320
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,713
- Then why'd you stay?

321
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,515
- I wanna bring the South
to Southern California

322
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,883
and open up a restaurant.

323
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,052
- What would you call it?

324
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,653
- Mara's.

325
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,487
- Smooth.

326
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,422
- Right?

327
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:31,156
You liked it a little bit.

328
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:31,990
- A little bit.

329
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,892
- Thought so.

330
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,662
But until then, cooking
here is fun, too.

331
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,730
They let me create a salad.

332
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,131
- Ugh, I hate salad.

333
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,535
- No, no, no, you
wouldn't if I made it.

334
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:52,811
- It's kinda uncool to
hustle dating apps for food.

335
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,746
It's called using people.

336
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,281
- Men use women all the time.

337
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,115
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

338
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,483
- Well, I don't.

339
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,620
- Guess I'll just have
to sleep with you then.

340
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,888
(chokes)

341
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:08,293
- (chuckles) Am I
making you nervous?

342
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,596
(sirens in background)

343
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,904
(upbeat music)

344
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,140
- Do I seem nervous?

345
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,843
(both chuckle)

346
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,479
(bright music)

347
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:31,783
- No kitchen?

348
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,617
- No, but it's cheap.

349
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,451
- How much?

350
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,285
- 1500 a month.

351
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,120
- Oh!

352
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,187
Good deal!

353
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,021
- Right?

354
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,657
(bright music)

355
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,594
- Do you have a condom?

356
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,329
- Uh, yeah, hold on.

357
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,664
Um.

358
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,502
(groans) Where is it?

359
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,604
I have one, I know I have one.

360
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,272
(Mara chuckles)

361
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,373
Ah, ah, okay, I got it.

362
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,475
- (laughs) Organized, yeah.

363
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,810
- My bad, I was just--

364
00:12:58,812 --> 00:12:59,978
- Shh.

365
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,346
Just shh.

366
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,948
(bright music)

367
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,822
(upbeat music)

368
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,435
(phone ringing)

369
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,937
- Yeah, I'm sorry, she just
stepped into a meeting.

370
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,740
Yes, I'll go ahead
and take a message

371
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:29,874
and I will have
her call you back.

372
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,042
- [Mara] Hello.

373
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,477
- Thank you, bye.

374
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,180
Well, someone is glowing.

375
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,781
- Who is this?

376
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,615
Hello!

377
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,449
- Mara, meet Charlie.

378
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,185
Charlie, that's Mara.

379
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,020
- [Mara] You got another rescue?

380
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,488
- Yes, Mara.

381
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,989
Another one.

382
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,493
- I do not blame you, this
one seems really sweet.

383
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,794
- All right, fill me
in, how was last night?

384
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,062
- It was fine.

385
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,363
He made pancakes.

386
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,965
- Oh, he made pancakes?

387
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,367
Yeah, and did you, did you
have these pancakes last night

388
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,436
or this morning?

389
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,104
- A lady never tells.

390
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,440
(phones ringing in background)

391
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,675
Both.

392
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,109
- Oh, Mara Baylor,
you little slut!

393
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,110
(both giggle)

394
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,011
- Shh!

395
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,147
- Hey, Jim.

396
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:09,981
- [Jim] Hey, Alex.

397
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,282
- It's good to see you.

398
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,618
All right, so,
what was his flaw?

399
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,086
- What do you mean,
what's his flaw?

400
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,222
- You know what I mean, you're
always looking for a flaw.

401
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,924
- Well, maybe he
doesn't have one.

402
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,927
And who knows, I may never
hear from him again, so.

403
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,563
(phone chimes)

404
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:32,937
Don't look at me.

405
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:33,838
- Yeah.

406
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,245
("Maybe" by Stacy Clark)

407
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,482
¶ I can't describe ¶

408
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,451
¶ The feeling that feels ¶

409
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,219
¶ The something that I like ¶

410
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,323
¶ It's so surreal ¶

411
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,992
¶ To be with you,
nothing to lose ¶

412
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,661
¶ So put it on the line ¶

413
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,531
¶ Maybe it's you ¶

414
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:04,535
¶ Maybe it's me ¶

415
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,506
¶ Maybe we're all too scared ¶

416
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:12,810
¶ To recognize a good thing ¶

417
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:16,481
(bright instrumental music)

418
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,065
- [Jake] Okay, here we go.

419
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:34,966
- Okay.

420
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,868
- Enjoy.

421
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,371
(glasses clink)

422
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,540
¶ Maybe ¶

423
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,276
¶ Maybe it's a good thing ¶

424
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,346
¶ Let's keep it chill ¶

425
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,782
¶ The feeling is real ¶

426
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,051
¶ All we've got is time ¶

427
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,321
¶ It's understood ¶

428
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,189
¶ We'll get it wrong,
we'll get it right ¶

429
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,491
¶ We're waking up tonight ¶

430
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,328
¶ Maybe it's you ¶

431
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,397
- Well, he's got a good ass.

432
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,132
- He's got a great ass!

433
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:08,967
- You know what?

434
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:09,801
To great asses.

435
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:10,635
- Hm.

436
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,004
(glasses clink)

437
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:13,871
(pool balls clacking
in background)

438
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,073
- Look at us.

439
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,375
You're in skinny jeans,
I have a boyfriend.

440
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,576
- Boyfriend?

441
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,312
- Yup.

442
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,045
- Wow, look at you,
you're growing up.

443
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,283
And my jeans are so tight,
I can't feel my legs.

444
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,852
(Mara laughs)

445
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,689
(bright music in background)

446
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,695
(upbeat music)

447
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,572
- You know, you should
really show your work.

448
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,273
- Mm, I don't know.

449
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,343
I don't think I'm ready to
jump into that just yet.

450
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,746
- I think you should jump.

451
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,214
You become an artist

452
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,982
the minute you start showing
your stuff to the world.

453
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:58,883
- I guess.

454
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,689
(phone ringing)

455
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,523
- [Mara] Hello?

456
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,457
- [Jessica] Hey, sis.

457
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,658
- Jessica?

458
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,960
Why are you calling me?

459
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,595
Oh, my God, what's
wrong, who died?

460
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,130
- No, what?

461
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:12,964
Is it that weird
that I'm calling you?

462
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:13,765
- You're late.

463
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:14,565
- Sorry.

464
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,500
So no one is dead?

465
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,702
- Shut up, I have big news.

466
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,172
I am happy to announce

467
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,373
I'm getting married!

468
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,207
- [Mara] What?

469
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,042
- I'm getting married!

470
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:24,876
- [Mara] To who?

471
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,077
- [Jessica] Brian.

472
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,112
- [Mara] Why are
you marrying Brian?

473
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,716
- Um, because he asked
me and I love him.

474
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,485
- Ugh, last Christmas, Brian
clogged mom's toilet so bad,

475
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,421
even the plumber said he's
never seen anything like it.

476
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,624
- Mara, all boys
are gross, okay?

477
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,260
- Yes, but not all
boys are scary dumb.

478
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,829
Brian thought euthanasia
was a country.

479
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,998
And after the train wreck
we call "mom and dad,"

480
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,833
why are you even getting
married in the first place?

481
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,069
- Damn it, this is exactly
why I never call you.

482
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,670
Just because mom and
dad had a rough time,

483
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,339
doesn't mean that you and
I need to protect ourselves

484
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,141
by being alone forever.

485
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,376
- So you're not at all worried

486
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,511
that Brian won't just
up and leave you one day

487
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,313
for his shrink, and then,
you're stuck with a baby,

488
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,248
a clogged toilet and--

489
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,985
- Mara, can you just
say you're happy for me?

490
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,321
(sighs)

491
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,923
- I'm happy for you.

492
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,624
- I'm getting married!

493
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,492
- Hm.

494
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,562
- Mara, what the fuck?

495
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,098
- My sister's getting married
to clogged-toilet guy.

496
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,132
- Oh.

497
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,867
Oh, that's exciting.

498
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,138
- Ugh, whatever.

499
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,139
- There you go, Luna.

500
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,708
(phone rings)

501
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,913
Robbie, wassup, man?

502
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,315
I miss you.

503
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:37,982
- [Robbie] I'm on
speakerphone with Violet.

504
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:38,983
Big news, bro.

505
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,384
Violet and I are
getting married!

506
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,919
(laughs)
(screaming)

507
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:42,753
- Yeah?

508
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,688
Yeah, I knew it.

509
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,655
Congratulations, man!

510
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,823
I'm so happy for you.

511
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,657
You know we all love Violet.

512
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,059
Look at you.

513
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,894
My big brother just getting
married and whatnot.

514
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,462
- Oh, you know, I thought
he would never ask.

515
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,531
- I was just waiting for the
perfect moment, you know?

516
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,832
- Oh, perfect moment.

517
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,501
I made the perfect moment.

518
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,270
Put on some Jagged Edge,
popped a bottle of bubbly.

519
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,104
- And then she said--

520
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,740
- Marry me, or get out!

521
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,375
And now I'mma be Mrs. Harrison.

522
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,209
(screaming)

523
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,611
(laughs)

524
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:07,845
- Yeah.

525
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,213
Oh, shit, I gotta
go, I gotta go, man.

526
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,448
I love you, though.

527
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,649
Congratulations.

528
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,386
Give Violet my love,
I'll talk to you later.

529
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:20,358
("Dear Future Husband"
by Meghan Trainor)

530
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,693
- Not going to her wedding.

531
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,098
You gotta be kidding me.

532
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,373
Why?

533
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,841
Seriously?

534
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,742
Ugh!

535
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,579
(squealing)

536
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:45,917
- Wow.

537
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,351
Oh, my God!

538
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,021
(bright music)

539
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,255
- Do you even know
this many people?

540
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,089
- Ugh.

541
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,724
- This is insane.

542
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,459
So how many does
this make altogether?

543
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,961
- 14.

544
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:30,861
15.

545
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,465
Me, fifteen weddings.

546
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,700
Is this karma?

547
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,236
- I call it payback.

548
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,904
- You know, most
of them are Jake's.

549
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:44,308
Learn from my mistakes,
Alex, never date an old guy.

550
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,443
- Jake is 29.

551
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:49,046
- Exactly, he's in his deep 20s.

552
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,117
If I go to these weddings,
I'm gonna meet everyone.

553
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,753
Jake is going to meet everyone.

554
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,821
Oh!

555
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,055
- Yeah.

556
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,291
That, that's part of
being in a relationship.

557
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,094
- If I go, I'm committing
to being his girlfriend

558
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,595
for, like, a whole year.

559
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,463
- And?

560
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,199
- Who knows what I'll
be doing in a year?

561
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,367
I could, like,

562
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,368
(coughs)

563
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,504
be living in Austin or Tulum.

564
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,339
(chuckles)

565
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,774
- You're exhibiting
zero logic right now.

566
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,843
Tulum is a one-week trip, tops.

567
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,145
(coughs)

568
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,480
- Mmm.

569
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,881
Yeah, you're right.

570
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,883
I have no choice.

571
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,886
I am breaking up
with Jake tonight.

572
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,026
(pleasureful moaning)

573
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,028
Oh my god.

574
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:37,928
Yes, yes.

575
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,902
(sighs)

576
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,471
(light music)

577
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,065
Jake?

578
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,467
Jake, wake up, we need to talk.

579
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,035
Jake!

580
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:18,836
(gasps)

581
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,282
- What, I'm up.

582
00:22:20,283 --> 00:22:21,727
- There are way too many
weddings and I'm freaking out.

583
00:22:21,728 --> 00:22:23,172
It's giving me anxiety, and
we need to do something.

584
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,076
- It's like the
middle of the night.

585
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:26,277
Can we do this in the morning?

586
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:27,511
- No, we need to cut some now!

587
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,746
I don't have the money for it!

588
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,348
Traveling, wedding
gifts, the outfits,

589
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,049
committing to you
for, like, a year?

590
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,084
- What?
- What?

591
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,185
- Huh?

592
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,386
- Nothing.

593
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,387
- Uh, okay, yeah.

594
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,388
It's a lot.

595
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,422
It is a lot.

596
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,623
And it gets expensive,

597
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,458
but between your
high-school friends

598
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,625
and my college friends,

599
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,094
your sister and my
brother, who do we cut?

600
00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:46,997
- Okay, so I thought a lot
about this while I was peeing.

601
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,532
- Uh-huh.

602
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,135
- And I think that we should
make a drinking game of it.

603
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,503
We go through each wedding,

604
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,038
and if we don't
agree on something--

605
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,407
- Whoever wants to keep the
wedding has to take a shot.

606
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,308
- Exactly.

607
00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,677
I'll go get the vodka.

608
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,578
- Alright.

609
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,348
Did you slap me?

610
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,583
- [Mara] Uh-huh.

611
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,917
- Okay.

612
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,553
(upbeat music)

613
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,890
- Sara's the shit.

614
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,225
She was in my top eight all
throughout middle school.

615
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,893
- I've never even
heard of Sara before.

616
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,895
- She's my cousin!

617
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,196
She talked me through
my first period.

618
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,198
- In high school, we
threw him in a dumpster.

619
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,666
- There was blood everywhere.

620
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,269
- And he almost got crushed
by a trash compactor.

621
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:28,072
- And Becca was cool about it!

622
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,507
- Dope.

623
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:33,477
I'll kinda have to go
to Gilman's wedding.

624
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,112
I don't care if it's
his second wedding.

625
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,380
That man taught me how to fish.

626
00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,515
We spent all day on the river.

627
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:40,284
Me, Murphy, Murphy's dad,

628
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,353
Murphy's dad's special
friend Svetlana.

629
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:43,554
- Slevana?

630
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,722
- Oh, my God.

631
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,425
He was doing Svetlana.

632
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:52,229
- I actually don't
know who Lauren is.

633
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,998
Maybe she worked in a LA store.

634
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,200
- We salt-crusted a
sea bass together!

635
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,569
- You guys must've
really connected.

636
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:01,138
Maybe she was in that
one yoga class I took.

637
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,707
(laughs)

638
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:04,909
Maybe I just went
to camp with her.

639
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,110
(gasps)

640
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,044
Was Lauren the
girl who got lice?

641
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,078
Oh, Lauren!

642
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,313
She was in my band!

643
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:10,681
- You had a band?

644
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,183
- Yeah, I did,
until Lauren joined

645
00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:15,920
and then she kicked me
down to background vocals.

646
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,222
- Seven weddings in a year.

647
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,257
It's gonna be fun.

648
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,861
- Yeah, we'll see.

649
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,330
(chuckles)

650
00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:29,333
(electronic music)

651
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,541
- What?

652
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,742
- I don't know what it
is about a guy in slacks,

653
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:41,178
but you look super-hot.

654
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,246
- Is that right?

655
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,747
- Oh, that is right.

656
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,083
Between you and your suit,
me and my side boob, mm!

657
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:46,984
- Yeah.

658
00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:49,220
You look good.

659
00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:50,120
Here.

660
00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,491
It may get cold.

661
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,026
- Uh, thanks, but no thanks.

662
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:56,861
(chuckles)

663
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:57,761
- Okay.

664
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,066
- [Mara] Jake, who's that?

665
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,901
- [Jake] Remember the
girl I moved to LA for?

666
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,302
- That's Nicole?

667
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,038
That's the girl who dumped you?

668
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,240
- Yup.

669
00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,275
- She's like a supermodel.

670
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,611
- Nicole is not a supermodel.

671
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,112
She did cheerleading for the
Broncos for a little bit,

672
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,780
but that's about it.

673
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,015
- I need more makeup.

674
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,216
I need my face to be
better than her face.

675
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,651
- Nicole doesn't
really wear makeup.

676
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,219
Just a little lip gloss.

677
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,788
- That's just her face
and a little gloss?

678
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,190
- Yo, Harrison?

679
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,525
Oh!
- Oh, shit!

680
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,093
What's up, man?

681
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,394
- What's good, boy?

682
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,629
Good to see you, man.

683
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:32,296
- Uh, Gilman, my
girlfriend, Mara.

684
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,164
Mara, Gilman.

685
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,165
- Trash-compactor dude!

686
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,400
- Yup!

687
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:37,201
Still got the scar
and everything.

688
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,168
Yo, remember Miller?

689
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,403
With the hair?

690
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,070
Dude's going bald, you
gotta come see it, bro.

691
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,005
- [Jake] No way.

692
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:41,739
- It's crazy, it's a joke.

693
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,040
I'mma take him.

694
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:43,707
We'll be right back.
- I'll be back, I'm sorry.

695
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:44,375
- Okay.

696
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,476
I'll be fine.

697
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,611
I'll be okay.

698
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,820
(slow suspenseful music)

699
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,859
Oh, Jesus Christ.

700
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,260
Please do not come over here.

701
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,461
Please turn around.

702
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,462
- Mara, right?

703
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:06,463
- Uh, hi!

704
00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:07,464
You must be Nicole!

705
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,166
- Hi.
- Uh-huh.

706
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,569
- Oh, my God, you're adorable!

707
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,437
I mean, I heard Jake was
dating someone younger,

708
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,639
but he really robbed
the cradle, didn't he?

709
00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,908
(chuckles)

710
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,243
- Youthful glow.

711
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,544
Not all of us can be so blessed.

712
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:25,182
But you can't be older
than, uh, what, 32, 33?

713
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:28,052
(chuckles)

714
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,020
- I love the jumpsuit.

715
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,589
It's so revealing.

716
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,524
- How sweet!

717
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:36,493
Cool, uh, necklace.

718
00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:40,130
- Oh, thanks!

719
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:41,365
Yeah, Janet got it for me.

720
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,200
Early birthday gifts.

721
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,101
- Janet?

722
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,605
- Jake's mom.

723
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,073
Oh, we're really close.

724
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,774
He didn't tell you?

725
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:53,944
(nervously chuckles)

726
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,086
- Another Scotch, please.

727
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,354
- Maybe you should slow down.

728
00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:04,588
They haven't even passed
out the appetizers yet.

729
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,123
- Fucking rehearsal dinners.

730
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,393
Why do people have weddings
before their actual wedding?

731
00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:11,161
And, no, I will not slow down

732
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,863
because I only know
two people here.

733
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:15,499
My boyfriend, who is currently
at his high-school reunion,

734
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,568
and his ex, who is that.

735
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,205
- Damn.

736
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,106
- Yeah.

737
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:27,144
That is exactly why I need
another Scotch, please.

738
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,313
- Alright, I got you.

739
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,547
I'll make it a double.

740
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:32,149
- Thank you.

741
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,785
(upbeat music)

742
00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:50,634
That slut!

743
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,140
- Are you gonna let her
clown you like that?

744
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:57,441
- Oh, hell, no.

745
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,911
("Le Freak" by Chic)

746
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,347
¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶

747
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:07,017
¶ Freak out ¶

748
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,653
¶ Ah, freak out ¶

749
00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:11,422
¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶

750
00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:12,790
¶ Freak out ¶

751
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,591
¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶

752
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,527
¶ Ah, freak out ¶

753
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:21,598
¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶

754
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,571
¶ Have you heard about
the new dance craze ¶

755
00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,940
¶ Listen to us, I'm
sure you'll be amazed ¶

756
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,208
¶ They're doing
it night and day ¶

757
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,011
¶ The mouse, let's
shew it away ¶

758
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,947
¶ Ah, freak out ¶

759
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,449
¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶

760
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:42,252
¶ Freak out ¶

761
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:43,954
¶ Ah, freak out ¶

762
00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:44,955
- Are you sure you
don't want any water?

763
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,857
You seem really drunk.

764
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,659
- Shh!

765
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,229
- Mara, where you've been?

766
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,230
I've been looking for you.

767
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,231
- Dance-off, bitch!

768
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,466
- Whoa!

769
00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:56,233
- Oh, Mara, how much
have you had to drink?

770
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,234
Now!-

771
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,469
- I'm sorry, you wanna do what?

772
00:28:58,471 --> 00:28:59,937
- She's trying to
steal your heart

773
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:03,807
and I'm gonna stop her from
doing that, by dancing.

774
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,710
- Okay.

775
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:07,945
- Are you ready to be owned?

776
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,646
I'mma own your ass.

777
00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:10,647
I'm gonna.

778
00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:12,116
You think you can twerk?

779
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,517
Oh, you think you can twerk?

780
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,252
This is how you twerk.

781
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,121
Well, I can twerk better.

782
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,889
I can do the split!

783
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:19,990
- Okay.

784
00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:20,991
Alright, mm-hmm..

785
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:21,992
- Mm.

786
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:22,826
I'm gonna throw up.

787
00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:23,660
- You have to, okay.

788
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:24,495
- I'm gonna throw up.

789
00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:25,329
- There you go.

790
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:26,296
(retching)

791
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,932
- Alright, okay, get it out.

792
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,933
There we go.

793
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:30,834
Good job.

794
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,003
Uh-huh.

795
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:34,071
You alright?

796
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,406
- Well, I'm finished.

797
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,709
- Okay, let's just go to sleep.

798
00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:39,710
Come on.

799
00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:40,744
- Okay.

800
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,045
Happy birthday.

801
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:43,981
- Goodnight, y'all.

802
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:44,982
- Wait, where is my camera?

803
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,183
- Mara.

804
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:46,984
- Give me my camera,
did you steal my camera?

805
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,185
- Mara, no.

806
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:48,986
- [Guest] I'll come,
I'll come back.

807
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:49,787
- Get her out of here?

808
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:50,721
- We're just gonna go.

809
00:29:50,723 --> 00:29:51,522
- Don't you touch my camera.

810
00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:53,190
Don't you touch my man.

811
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,594
Is everyone staring at me?

812
00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:58,495
- Yup.

813
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,799
- Tell me this isn't real.

814
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,367
- It sure is.

815
00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:04,635
- Oh.

816
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:05,636
- Oh, snap!

817
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:06,637
Are these Eggs Sardou?

818
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,871
- Egg so what?

819
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:08,639
- Uh, poached eggs,
artichoke hearts.

820
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,907
Really?

821
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,241
- Uh.

822
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,544
- There's alcohol in that.

823
00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:14,444
- Yes.

824
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,948
(upbeat music)

825
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,020
I love single
people at weddings.

826
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,254
They're only here
for two things.

827
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,690
Free appetizers and
amateur hook-up hour.

828
00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:27,958
That's why they're
always the first ones

829
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,259
to storm the raw bar.

830
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,260
- Why?

831
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:31,295
- Duh, aphrodisiacs.

832
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,296
- Ah!

833
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,297
- Ooh!

834
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,198
Okay, see?

835
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:36,667
Look.

836
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:38,202
Look at what he's doing.

837
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:42,239
He's saying whatever it takes
to get his lips on her oyster.

838
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,073
- That's gross.

839
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:44,274
- I know.

840
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,275
I love it.

841
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,410
I can't look away.

842
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,544
- Well, I'm gonna look away.

843
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:50,380
Looking away, looking
away, looking.

844
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,815
Oh, there's Alex.

845
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,355
- Aww.

846
00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,823
He found a crush.

847
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:02,092
- That guy?

848
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:02,960
- Mm-hmm.

849
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,697
- Well, I think I
can make that happen.

850
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,965
- Uh, I don't know if
that's a good idea.

851
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,366
Alex will talk to
him if he wants to.

852
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,767
- Come on, I'm trying
to win some points

853
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:11,869
with your best friend.

854
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,303
- I don't know, Jake.

855
00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,872
Thank you so much.

856
00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:15,772
Jake!

857
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,911
- He's cute.

858
00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:21,979
- Who's cute?

859
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,046
- The guy you've
been staring at.

860
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,147
- Don't play dumb.

861
00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:25,582
- I'm not playing du.

862
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:30,621
This is a, this is a beautiful
golf course, by the way.

863
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:31,822
Do you golf, Jake?

864
00:31:31,824 --> 00:31:32,756
- I do.

865
00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:33,991
You know what?

866
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:34,758
You should man up and
let me be your wingman.

867
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,659
- I don't.

868
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:37,928
- No?

869
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,196
Okay, that's fine.

870
00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:40,464
I'll do it.

871
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:41,465
- No, no!

872
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:42,966
Hah, do not engage with Zak.

873
00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:44,368
I am being dead
serious right now.

874
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,636
Like, uh, if there's
a fire, let him burn.

875
00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:46,837
I mean it.

876
00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,438
- But you already
know his name is Zak?

877
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,339
- I--

878
00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,174
- Mm-hmm.

879
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:52,609
Great.

880
00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:53,277
- You would make a really
cute couple, though.

881
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:54,311
Just saying.

882
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,181
- So good to see you.

883
00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,016
I'll talk, I'll talk to you--

884
00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,517
- Go on.

885
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,752
- I can do this.

886
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:02,986
- Yes, you can.

887
00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:04,521
Go get him, tiger.

888
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,057
- Okay.

889
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,126
- Oh.
- It's a thing.

890
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,762
- I can do this, I can do this.

891
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:21,071
- But, yes, I mean,
it's cool to see it.

892
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:22,839
- I can't do this.

893
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:23,840
Nope, can't, I can't do this.

894
00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:24,841
- It's okay.

895
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:25,976
You'll get him next time.

896
00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:26,977
- [Jake] Hey, Zak, right?

897
00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,812
- [Zak] Yeah.
How's it going?

898
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:29,746
- Jake.

899
00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,148
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

900
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:31,815
- I'm here with my
girlfriend and our friend.

901
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:32,482
- I'm gonna kill him.

902
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:33,517
- Alex.

903
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,751
- He's got a good ass.

904
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:35,986
- He's got a great ass.

905
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:38,455
- [Female Announcer] We
now invite all guests

906
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,690
to take their seats

907
00:32:39,692 --> 00:32:41,525
as the ceremony
is about to begin.

908
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:42,359
- Okay, come on.

909
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:43,460
It's okay, calm down.

910
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,361
Oh.

911
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,296
- I got you, man.

912
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,631
You can thank me
at your wedding.

913
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,866
(chuckles)

914
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:50,767
- Ow!

915
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,371
I haven't had a titty-twister
since middle school.

916
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:55,505
(groans)

917
00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:57,007
- Guys, stop!

918
00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:57,941
- I'm sorry, Mara, but your
boyfriend's being a dick,

919
00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,843
and now I'm gonna beat his ass.

920
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,078
(groans)

921
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:01,878
- Like, that's how you
beat someone's ass?

922
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,780
(groans)

923
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:06,917
Do men even have
twistable nipples?

924
00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:09,920
- Well, it's more in the
pinch than it is in the twist.

925
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:10,921
- Oh.
- Hey guys.

926
00:33:10,923 --> 00:33:13,090
You havin' a good time?

927
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:14,291
- Yes.

928
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:15,292
Uh, sorry.

929
00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,693
Sorry, that was stupid.

930
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,196
I was teaching him
some dance moves.

931
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,230
- Oh, cool.

932
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,733
Hey, who are you sitting with?

933
00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:24,701
- Who I am sitting with?

934
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:25,602
I'm,

935
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:27,637
don't, I don't,

936
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:28,905
nobody.

937
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,240
- Uh, well, do you
wanna sit with me?

938
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:31,141
- Yeah.

939
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:33,343
- Great.

940
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,578
- [Alex] Cool.

941
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,184
- Told you I could do it.

942
00:33:43,956 --> 00:33:44,921
- Mm-hmm.

943
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,591
(upbeat music)

944
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,764
- Now we're reading
from First Corinthians.

945
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,732
"Love is patient and kind.

946
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,601
Love is not jealous or boastful.

947
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,736
It is not arrogant or rude.

948
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,105
Love does not insist
on its own way.

949
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,741
It is not irritable
or resentful."

950
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:05,776
- God, is it almost over?

951
00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:07,277
It feels like it's been years.

952
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,412
- You've only been here
for, like, an hour.

953
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,746
- What?

954
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,248
- At least we're not standing.

955
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,749
- Yeah, you'd think they'd wear
something more comfortable,

956
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:13,917
being stuck up there and all.

957
00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:15,218
Like, put on some sneakers.

958
00:34:18,991 --> 00:34:19,506
- Shh!

959
00:34:19,507 --> 00:34:20,022
- How can you even
focus on her shoes?

960
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,292
I can't get past her hair.

961
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,194
It's, it's like a
canary got in there.

962
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,929
- Well, I don't know
what's in there,

963
00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:27,364
but it is much
bigger than a canary.

964
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:28,265
- Shh..

965
00:34:29,935 --> 00:34:32,569
(indistinct whispering)

966
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,770
- How do you think we'll
fuck up this wedding?

967
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:34,604
- Well, I think we're
already doing it.

968
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,440
(laughs)

969
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:37,674
But there's no
person in the world

970
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:38,909
I'd rather fuck
up with than you.

971
00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:40,310
- [Priest] Chosen to
recite their own vows.

972
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,512
- I promise to love you

973
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,514
with a love that's everlasting.

974
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:45,949
- Ripped.

975
00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,150
Ripped straight from Google.

976
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:48,185
- You think so?

977
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,186
- Oh, yes.

978
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,187
Gotcha.

979
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:52,689
- [Brendan] Not just for today.

980
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,357
- "Not just today, but
for every day forthcoming.

981
00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:55,525
I will love and cherish."

982
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,928
Wow, he didn't even try.

983
00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,496
- I know.

984
00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:01,098
- I can't wait to start
a family with you.

985
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,833
- Think they'll make it?

986
00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:03,834
- With plagiarized vows?

987
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:05,202
No way!

988
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:06,670
And they're way too
touchy-feely with each other.

989
00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,772
It's like they're trying
to prove something.

990
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,340
I give them six months, tops.

991
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,975
- That's it?

992
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,543
- Well, I mean, you got
one month of married bliss.

993
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,045
- Obviously.

994
00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:16,379
- And then he starts to leave
his underwear on the floor,

995
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:18,381
she stops shaving her legs,

996
00:35:18,383 --> 00:35:19,916
and then all of that resentment

997
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,585
starts to bubble
up and then, boom!

998
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:23,253
Divorce central.

999
00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,388
- You've really thought
about this, huh?

1000
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,457
- [Priest] By the
power invested in me,

1001
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,493
I now pronounce
you man and wife.

1002
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:32,262
- They're really going for it.

1003
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,396
- Get a room!

1004
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,233
- What did she say?

1005
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,602
- She said, "Get a room," Gary.

1006
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:41,338
(guests laughs)

1007
00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,842
(upbeat music)

1008
00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:53,183
(woman retching)

1009
00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:57,587
- [Woman] What the
hell did we eat?

1010
00:35:57,589 --> 00:36:00,423
(women retching)

1011
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:02,926
- [Ellie] God,
and I'm gonna die!

1012
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,094
At my wedding, I'm gonna die.

1013
00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:05,395
- [Mara] Ellie?

1014
00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,132
(panting)

1015
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:13,036
- Mara, make it stop.

1016
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,239
- I can't, honey.

1017
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:17,474
- Please.

1018
00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,075
Oh, God.

1019
00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,510
At first I thought
that it was cholera,

1020
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,580
but it turned to be
those goddamned baby eels

1021
00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:26,149
at last night's
rehearsal dinner.

1022
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:28,451
- Yeah, that, that
makes more sense.

1023
00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:30,086
- [Ellie] I'm gonna kill Marcus.

1024
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,256
- Are you, uh, gonna be okay?

1025
00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:34,124
- Yeah.

1026
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,627
It's nothing a
cocktail can't fix.

1027
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,429
- Hey, sweetie.

1028
00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:40,864
Uh, have you thought
about what I said?

1029
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:44,601
Like, maybe just cancel
the whole reception.

1030
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:48,338
- We are canceling nothing!

1031
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,443
And fuck you for choosing
that weird restaurant,

1032
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,512
you bougie prick!

1033
00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:58,415
(exhales sharply)

1034
00:36:58,417 --> 00:36:59,549
- Okay.

1035
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,550
Love you.

1036
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,551
- Okay.

1037
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:02,552
Okay, like,

1038
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,721
um, all of my bridesmaids,

1039
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:05,922
they got sick too.

1040
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,724
So, congratulations, Mara.

1041
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,426
You're my new maid of honor.

1042
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:10,527
- Oh, me?

1043
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:11,528
- Oh, yeah.

1044
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,963
Oh, you'll be great, okay?

1045
00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:14,798
Just, just make your
speech funny and then sad,

1046
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,700
and-and then make it cute.

1047
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:20,437
And then make it sad
again and then hopeful.

1048
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,675
Oh god, it's coming
the other way.

1049
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,014
- I usually like
my tenderloin rare.

1050
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,449
Not like tartare rare,

1051
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,551
but if I can get a nice price
on a good piece of meat,

1052
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,019
you can't really beat that.

1053
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:38,855
You just like cube up the
steak, little parsley,

1054
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,957
ah, drop of raw
quail yolk on it,

1055
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:43,026
just let it ooze all over it.

1056
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,662
You think he would mind if
I had some of that fish?

1057
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:47,030
- Stop it!

1058
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,031
Stop it right now or
I will murder you,

1059
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,299
right here in front of everyone.

1060
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,333
- Would you like a
bite of the fish?

1061
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,434
- Oh, it's time.

1062
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,069
- Okay.

1063
00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,271
(exhales sharply)

1064
00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:55,272
- You're gonna do great.

1065
00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:56,506
- Shh!

1066
00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:57,173
Hearing your voice
stresses me out.

1067
00:37:57,175 --> 00:37:57,974
Well, thank you.

1068
00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,010
- You're gonna do great!

1069
00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:03,880
- Good evening.

1070
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,148
My name is Mara Baylor.

1071
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:07,217
It is an honor to
be here with you,

1072
00:38:07,219 --> 00:38:10,754
celebrating the union of
a very special couple.

1073
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:13,023
Thank you for joining this
remarkable evening of love,

1074
00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:15,225
friendship and commitment.

1075
00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:19,729
Regrettably, Ellie's
sister has taken ill,

1076
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,999
so the privilege of maid of
honor has been passed on to me,

1077
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:23,900
Ellie's

1078
00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:26,903
apprentice.

1079
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,305
I would now like to welcome you

1080
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:32,042
to the wedding of Ellie
Williams and Howard Lee.

1081
00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,076
- It's Marcus.

1082
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:34,644
It's Marcus Lee.

1083
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,779
- Oh, my God!

1084
00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,014
Howard's your ex.

1085
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,316
Shit!

1086
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,150
Uh, Marcus.

1087
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:40,984
Uh Marcus.

1088
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:41,918
(chuckles)

1089
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,919
I meant Marcus.

1090
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,554
- Sorry honey.

1091
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,022
- So when Ellie and I met,

1092
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,191
she needed a salesgirl who
didn't steal the merchandise,

1093
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:50,260
and I had just gotten fired
from the MAC counter for,

1094
00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:51,895
well, stealing the merchandise.

1095
00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,663
God, that was such a
strange time in my life.

1096
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,565
I had this roommate
from Craigslist.

1097
00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:56,733
Gosh, she was such a bitch.

1098
00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:57,967
And this girl,

1099
00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:58,902
no joke, kept a
snake in her room.

1100
00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,337
Like, a live, legitimate snake.

1101
00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,038
And she would deny it.

1102
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,174
But, like, I would see
her take mice in there,

1103
00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,508
and they would never come
out, so you do the math.

1104
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,110
- Mara, please, focus.

1105
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,278
- Right, yes.

1106
00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,380
Yes.

1107
00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:11,281
Yes, uh.

1108
00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:12,148
- Oh.

1109
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:13,383
Oh!

1110
00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:14,784
- Ellie and I have such
a funny relationship,

1111
00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,386
it's really,

1112
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:17,587
it's really, really great.

1113
00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,055
She tells me I spend
too much time on myself.

1114
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:22,325
I tell her she doesn't spend
enough time on herself.

1115
00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:24,461
But every day I get
her to close the store

1116
00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:25,528
a few minutes early.

1117
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,863
We go out to the back alley,

1118
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,431
smoke a little bit of
weed, talk things--

1119
00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:29,833
- Seriously, Mara, stop.

1120
00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,901
No, I don't smoke weed.

1121
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,470
- But, but, this is good.

1122
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:36,039
But the one thing Ellie will
always make time for is Marcus.

1123
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,008
I'm so sorry for screwing
up your name earlier.

1124
00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,443
Seriously, that's on me.

1125
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:41,444
My bad.

1126
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:42,879
I really think--

1127
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:43,680
- I think we need to,
like, you know, wrap it up.

1128
00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:44,948
(chuckles)

1129
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:45,882
- Yes.

1130
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:46,716
To Ellie and Howard!

1131
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:47,650
Shit, fuck!

1132
00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:48,651
I did it again.

1133
00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:49,652
I'm so sorry.

1134
00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,821
To Ellie and Marcus.

1135
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,123
May your love grow each day

1136
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,525
and never forget
to omita la angula.

1137
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:56,426
Oh.

1138
00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,596
It means, skip the eel.

1139
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,064
- Whoo!

1140
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,065
Yeah!

1141
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,366
You crushed that.

1142
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:04,401
- What?

1143
00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:05,435
Like, I put people in pain?

1144
00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:06,469
- No, you were you.

1145
00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:07,437
You were perfect.

1146
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,505
You always are.

1147
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:11,007
(soft music)

1148
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:18,148
- We really bring out the
best in each other, don't we?

1149
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,216
- We really do.

1150
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:24,220
So I was thinking, maybe
we should move in together.

1151
00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,121
- Wow!

1152
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,291
- What do you think?

1153
00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:32,829
- Um, well, we are
kinda hemorrhaging
money at the moment.

1154
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:33,830
- Romantic.

1155
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,033
(chuckles)

1156
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,803
¶ Be chasing ¶

1157
00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,805
¶ Be chasing you ¶

1158
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,040
- I think we should do it.

1159
00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:46,242
- I was thinkin' tomorrow--

1160
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:47,644
- Just shut up.

1161
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:50,380
(upbeat music)

1162
00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,501
- I think those
sheets made me itchy.

1163
00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:13,169
Should've stayed
at the nicer hotel.

1164
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,505
- Seven weddings means we can
never stay at the nice hotel.

1165
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,940
(Jake groans)

1166
00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,374
- Where the hell is our ride?

1167
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,677
- Should've gone with Lyft.

1168
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,748
- I mean, it keeps saying that
he'll be here in 10 minutes

1169
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:26,883
and then it's 15

1170
00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:27,884
and then five,

1171
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,085
and then he's here.

1172
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:32,622
And now he is in the
ocean, 20 minutes away.

1173
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:38,728
Come on.

1174
00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,165
Let's Bonnie and
Clyde this bitch.

1175
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,133
(upbeat music)

1176
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:45,134
- What?

1177
00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,135
Mara, no.

1178
00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,170
No, no, no, no, no.

1179
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,171
No, no.

1180
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,439
Goddamn it!

1181
00:41:49,441 --> 00:41:50,106
- Come on, you know
how to ride, right?

1182
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:50,874
- Alright, okay.

1183
00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:51,708
Give it to me.

1184
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:52,542
Go, go, go, go.

1185
00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,010
Okay, alright.

1186
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,278
Here we go.

1187
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,312
- [Kid] Hey!

1188
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:57,313
- We'll bring it
back, I promise!

1189
00:41:57,315 --> 00:42:01,384
¶ Where did you come from ¶

1190
00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:05,755
¶ I couldn't ask any chance ¶

1191
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:09,359
¶ I gotta bad case of you now ¶

1192
00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:11,060
- Good evening.

1193
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:12,061
- Leave it out front.

1194
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,129
- Come on.

1195
00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,698
(upbeat music)

1196
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:25,909
¶ It's a way you
shake your hips ¶

1197
00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:30,780
¶ It's the way you
carry yourself ¶

1198
00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:33,182
¶ I think I lost my mind ¶

1199
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,484
You wouldn't believe
what I just got.

1200
00:42:34,486 --> 00:42:35,718
- What's that?

1201
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,754
- So, the bride got an
extra room to change in.

1202
00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:40,423
Guess who's sleepin'
there tonight?

1203
00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:41,591
- Oh.
- Ooh-ooh!

1204
00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,725
Ow!

1205
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:44,360
Oh, my God, this is beautiful!

1206
00:42:44,362 --> 00:42:45,261
Ah!

1207
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:48,765
(sighs)

1208
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,533
Rich-people hotel
rooms are the best!

1209
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:52,936
- I would like to note

1210
00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:54,637
that this is the first wedding

1211
00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,739
that we handled like
responsible adults.

1212
00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:57,974
- How many more weddings
do we have left?

1213
00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:58,942
Two, three.

1214
00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:01,344
Oh, my God!

1215
00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:02,579
My sister's wedding is next.

1216
00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:04,113
She's gonna be a
complete nightmare.

1217
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,415
I'm gonna have to
take care of her.

1218
00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:06,583
And then it's your
brother's wedding,

1219
00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:07,584
we'll meet the entire family.

1220
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:08,718
- Hey, Mara,

1221
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,853
tonight just focus on us.

1222
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,027
- Hm.

1223
00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:19,596
- Hm.

1224
00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:21,731
(laughs)

1225
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,140
Oh.

1226
00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:35,445
¶ If you're waiting
for some kind of sign ¶

1227
00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:40,416
¶ That love is at your door ¶

1228
00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:44,587
¶ There won't be
no bells ringing ¶

1229
00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:45,488
- Smile.

1230
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,324
¶ It's a thing
you can't ignore ¶

1231
00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:49,692
- Always askin' me to smile.

1232
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:52,128
- I love it when you smile.

1233
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,896
¶ Maybe it's not too ¶

1234
00:43:53,898 --> 00:43:55,365
Now put your hands
above your head.

1235
00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:56,633
- My hands above my head?

1236
00:43:56,635 --> 00:43:58,101
- Yeah, like a, like
an underwear model.

1237
00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,469
(chuckles)

1238
00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:00,370
- Oh!

1239
00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:01,204
Okay.

1240
00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,373
¶ For you ¶

1241
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:06,175
¶ And me ¶

1242
00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:07,210
Hey.

1243
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:08,511
¶ We're gonna leave this town ¶

1244
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,213
¶ And sail across the sea ¶

1245
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:11,247
- What?

1246
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:12,749
- Let's stay like this forever.

1247
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:17,587
- I don't think we can afford
to stay like this forever.

1248
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:19,088
¶ We could be the one ¶

1249
00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:20,256
- You know what I mean.

1250
00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:24,160
¶ Stick together now ¶

1251
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:28,231
¶ So who's there
to like but us ¶

1252
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:43,146
¶ A wise man once said to me ¶

1253
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:47,550
¶ These are the best
things in life ¶

1254
00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,319
- I have to tell you something.

1255
00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:51,220
- Yeah?

1256
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,189
What is it?

1257
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,626
- It's scary.

1258
00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:01,164
- Okay.

1259
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:06,235
- I think

1260
00:45:10,642 --> 00:45:12,208
I really love you.

1261
00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:16,979
(soft music)

1262
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,651
- Let's get married.

1263
00:45:21,653 --> 00:45:22,485
(chuckles)

1264
00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:23,386
- What?

1265
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,224
- Marry me.

1266
00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:37,633
- Holy shit.

1267
00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:41,204
(soft music)

1268
00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:49,178
(upbeat music)

1269
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,817
- See, this is what
growing up feels like.

1270
00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:58,121
Adding a little
stability to your life.

1271
00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,224
So what did mom and
dad think of him?

1272
00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:03,526
(laughs)

1273
00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:05,695
- But, seriously, marriage
is a real commitment.

1274
00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:07,897
- Barbara, you started screwin'
around during our honeymoon.

1275
00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:10,299
What do you know
about commitment?

1276
00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,467
- Oh, my God!

1277
00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:12,869
Do I smell rosemary?

1278
00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,070
I think I smell rosemary.

1279
00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:15,204
- Yeah, that smells
fantastic, Jake.

1280
00:46:15,206 --> 00:46:16,139
- Thank you.

1281
00:46:16,141 --> 00:46:17,073
Would you like to try it?

1282
00:46:17,075 --> 00:46:18,374
See if it's missin' anything?

1283
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,208
- Oh, it's very good.

1284
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:20,409
Very nice.

1285
00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:21,077
- That's the sophisticated
palate for ya.

1286
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:22,411
(laughs)

1287
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:25,715
- Nobody is, is worldly
as you, Barbara.

1288
00:46:25,717 --> 00:46:27,116
How's Guillermo, Barbara?

1289
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,151
- Hm.

1290
00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:29,385
- Who's Guillermo?

1291
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:30,620
- Guillermo's the
man your father

1292
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:31,420
thought I fucked
on our honeymoon.

1293
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:32,221
- So embarrassing!

1294
00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:33,189
- I'm not embarrassing.

1295
00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,423
Your father's embarrassing.

1296
00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:36,425
- Just trying to give
these kids some advice.

1297
00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:37,693
- Oh, advice from you.

1298
00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,595
That would be a miracle.

1299
00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:41,898
- This is our little
miracle, right here,

1300
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,866
that she came out
of this monster.

1301
00:46:43,868 --> 00:46:46,702
- You know, isn't Little Miracle
what we used to call your-

1302
00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:48,137
- Hey, you know what,

1303
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:50,573
I had trouble one time gettin'
a hard-on, imagine that.

1304
00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:52,508
Amber alert over here

1305
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:56,445
probably likes the smell of
cigarettes and boxed wine.

1306
00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,347
Do you like that, kid?

1307
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:02,752
God, I feel like I'm
watching fetish porn.

1308
00:47:02,754 --> 00:47:06,255
- So, Jake, you hittin'
Coachella this year?

1309
00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:08,724
- No, just, come here.

1310
00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:09,992
- They like Jake.

1311
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,194
Mom's slam piece loves him.

1312
00:47:11,196 --> 00:47:12,595
- What did your
parents talk about?

1313
00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:13,596
- Uh, themselves.

1314
00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:15,331
They just fought per usual.

1315
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,999
They haven't spent that much
time together in 20 years,

1316
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,701
and they still hate each other.

1317
00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:19,735
- Yeah.

1318
00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:20,736
Well, that's mom and dad.

1319
00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:21,971
- Makes you wonder why anyone

1320
00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,639
would get married
in the first place.

1321
00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:27,176
- Mara, if you don't
wanna marry Jake

1322
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,145
, like, if you're
at all unsure--

1323
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:30,479
- It's not that,
I didn't say that.

1324
00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:31,380
It's just,

1325
00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:34,450
we've only been dating,
like, nine months.

1326
00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,918
- That's a good amount of time.

1327
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,154
The-the only thing matters
is, do you love Jake?

1328
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,555
- Of course, I do.

1329
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:41,490
If I didn't, I
would've just said no.

1330
00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:44,126
That would've been way easier.

1331
00:47:44,128 --> 00:47:46,696
- Look, it takes more than
love to make a marriage work.

1332
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,798
It's about choosing
what's important

1333
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,633
and what you can do without.

1334
00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,702
Take me for example.

1335
00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:56,172
I freaked out this morning
before the ceremony.

1336
00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,940
But should I marry Brian?

1337
00:47:57,942 --> 00:48:00,610
If I marry Brian, what
am I missing out on?

1338
00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:02,678
Who am I missing out on?

1339
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,181
Firemen, perhaps?

1340
00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:10,820
Maybe a soldier who just
got back from Afghanistan?

1341
00:48:10,822 --> 00:48:14,023
The kind of guy that scares
you, but in a good way.

1342
00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:15,291
Like, you never know

1343
00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:17,059
if you're gonna make
it out of sex alive.

1344
00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,294
- That doesn't sound safe.

1345
00:48:18,296 --> 00:48:19,462
- This is super hot.

1346
00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:20,429
- I am still freaking out.

1347
00:48:20,431 --> 00:48:21,864
I have so much to do.

1348
00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:23,599
I have to change his savings
into a joint account,

1349
00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:24,901
I have to figure out his will.

1350
00:48:24,903 --> 00:48:26,269
Like, do I keep everything

1351
00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:29,272
or do I have to share
some with the family?

1352
00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:30,339
(sighs)

1353
00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:32,074
What were we talking about?

1354
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,109
- Soldiers.

1355
00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:34,176
- Cold feet.

1356
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:38,681
(soft music)

1357
00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:51,060
- Good mornin'.

1358
00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:52,094
- Mm.

1359
00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:53,663
I need coffee.

1360
00:48:53,665 --> 00:48:55,197
- Well, I'll do you one better.

1361
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:58,935
Homemade eggs Benedict
for my fiancée.

1362
00:48:58,937 --> 00:48:59,902
- Mm, later.

1363
00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:01,737
- Well, I just poached the egg.

1364
00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:03,506
There isn't really any later.

1365
00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:05,241
Okay, coffee comin'.

1366
00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:07,743
So, I was thinkin'.

1367
00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,112
A new restaurant just
opened up down the block.

1368
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,649
And if you don't have
any plans for later.

1369
00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,387
You're welcome.

1370
00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:21,023
(upbeat music)

1371
00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:27,630
- Hey, how's it goin'?

1372
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,098
Good mornin'.

1373
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,166
Thanks for comin'.

1374
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:31,000
Alright.

1375
00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:33,169
(groans)

1376
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,204
- [Jake] Where's your camera?

1377
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,539
- [Mara] Back in LA.

1378
00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:37,707
- I'm dead.

1379
00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:38,941
You should've stopped me

1380
00:49:38,943 --> 00:49:40,209
before we started
those tequila shots.

1381
00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:41,410
- What are you talking about?

1382
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:43,112
All you have to do
is sit there and eat.

1383
00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:44,680
I'm the one who
has to be charming

1384
00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:46,615
for your family and
shit all weekend.

1385
00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:47,950
Ooh!

1386
00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:49,118
Yes.

1387
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,088
- Mara, you're fucking savage!

1388
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,656
- Ah!

1389
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,558
I call it resourceful.

1390
00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:02,765
- Hey, man, where's Violet?

1391
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,266
I haven't seen her all mornin'.

1392
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:06,268
- Still in our room, passed
out in her wedding dress.

1393
00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:07,737
She'll, she'll be down soon.

1394
00:50:07,739 --> 00:50:09,405
Violet's never been
good with Champagne.

1395
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:10,306
- Hm.

1396
00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:13,409
- Mm, something sweet
I can actually eat.

1397
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,644
You're gonna eat one of those
or just play touchy feely?

1398
00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:16,479
Save it for you wife.

1399
00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:17,313
(chuckles)

1400
00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:18,881
- I'm just gonna--

1401
00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:25,721
- I may have to have a
long talk with that boy.

1402
00:50:25,723 --> 00:50:27,356
- Have you tried the eggs
Benedict, Mrs. Harrison?

1403
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,557
They're amazing.

1404
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:29,792
- Oh, now you want
eggs Benedict.

1405
00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:31,761
(chuckles)

1406
00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:32,762
- Mara, why be so formal?

1407
00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:33,929
Call me mom.

1408
00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:37,266
So when are y'all
movin' back to Virginia?

1409
00:50:37,268 --> 00:50:38,467
- Hm,

1410
00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:40,002
uh, we were never going
to move to Virginia.

1411
00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:41,737
- What in the world is so
special about Los Angeles?

1412
00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:44,507
I mean, it's nothin' but
avocados and traffic.

1413
00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:46,475
- Well, Janet,

1414
00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:49,078
(clears throat)

1415
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,647
Mom, our lives are there.

1416
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,315
Our friends, my career.

1417
00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:54,583
- She's,

1418
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:55,851
like I said, it's
a conversation.

1419
00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:57,686
- I thought you
worked at a store.

1420
00:50:57,688 --> 00:50:59,922
You know, we-we just
got a new Target.

1421
00:50:59,924 --> 00:51:01,590
(Mara clears throat)

1422
00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:02,858
- No, actually, I work
in a small boutique,

1423
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,860
uh, but I'm also
into photography.

1424
00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:08,164
- I can see why you
wanna marry her, son.

1425
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,999
You're gorgeous.

1426
00:51:10,001 --> 00:51:11,801
(chuckles)

1427
00:51:11,803 --> 00:51:13,202
- Thank you.

1428
00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:14,336
- How many babies
you're gonna put in her?

1429
00:51:14,338 --> 00:51:15,538
- Dad, no.

1430
00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:17,106
- How about five children?

1431
00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:18,307
- None.

1432
00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:19,675
How about we just have none?

1433
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:20,709
(chuckles)

1434
00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:21,744
- I mean, all women want babies.

1435
00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,879
Comes with the territory.

1436
00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,818
- Do you accept Jesus Christ
as your Lord and Savior?

1437
00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:32,354
- Just tell grandma
you believe in Jesus.

1438
00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:34,190
- I believe in Jesus.

1439
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,026
- Hallelujah.

1440
00:51:37,028 --> 00:51:39,128
We're gonna have the ceremony
at Pastor Watkins' church.

1441
00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:41,297
Oh, P-Pastor Watkins.

1442
00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:42,598
- Yes, sister.

1443
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,066
- I'm seein' peach.

1444
00:51:44,068 --> 00:51:46,068
- Are you on the Instagram?

1445
00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:47,736
- I don't really--

1446
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,638
- Did you see that Throwback
Thursday I posted of Jake.

1447
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,706
Senior prom,

1448
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,943
you and Nicole.

1449
00:51:53,945 --> 00:51:57,346
Oh, you were so happy back then.

1450
00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:59,815
- Yes, but I am
pretty happy now.

1451
00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:00,683
- Okay.

1452
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,253
You know, Jakey likes his girls

1453
00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:05,287
with some meat on their bones.

1454
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,155
- Mm.

1455
00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:09,024
- Have you seen Nicole?

1456
00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:10,159
- Mm, mm, mm.

1457
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:12,695
- Not as much back as Nicole,

1458
00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:13,963
but you can work with it.

1459
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,097
(chuckles)

1460
00:52:15,099 --> 00:52:16,298
- Dad, uh.

1461
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,566
- Mara, tell us all
about your family, baby.

1462
00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:19,068
- Your parents, how long
have they been together?

1463
00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:21,237
- Oh, they were married
for maybe about ten years.

1464
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,972
- Oh, they died?

1465
00:52:22,974 --> 00:52:24,173
- Oh, no.

1466
00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:24,974
They're not dead,
they're just divorced.

1467
00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,575
- We do not divorce.

1468
00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:28,544
- Well, in certain
circumstances,
some people, they--

1469
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,313
- There are no split branches
up in this family tree.

1470
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:34,917
We just wait for them
to dry up and fall off.

1471
00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:37,153
That means, to death.

1472
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:38,521
You made your bed.

1473
00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,022
A deal is a deal.

1474
00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:42,424
I will!

1475
00:52:42,426 --> 00:52:43,325
That's it.

1476
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:48,230
- Will you excuse
me for a second?

1477
00:52:48,232 --> 00:52:50,533
(chuckles)

1478
00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:54,503
- Oh, hey, baby.

1479
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,738
You alright?

1480
00:52:55,740 --> 00:52:58,641
- Well, I see why
you left this place.

1481
00:53:00,211 --> 00:53:02,111
- She ain't no Nicole.

1482
00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:14,723
- Oh, shit.

1483
00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:15,558
Oh, shit.

1484
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,992
Oh, shit.

1485
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:17,660
- So this honeymoon,
where are you guys going?

1486
00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:18,327
- Going to Maui.

1487
00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,261
- Ah, Maui.

1488
00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:20,262
When do you leave?

1489
00:53:20,264 --> 00:53:21,263
- Uh, tomorrow.

1490
00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:22,097
Yeah.

1491
00:53:22,099 --> 00:53:23,199
- How's mom with her?

1492
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:23,866
- I mean, she's,
well, she's not--

1493
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:24,466
- What?

1494
00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:28,604
- Hello.

1495
00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:29,538
- Jake, we have a runner.

1496
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:30,539
Violet took off.

1497
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:31,540
I think she's leaving Robbie.

1498
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,775
- Shit!

1499
00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:33,542
Well, then, you
gotta go get her.

1500
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:34,543
- What?

1501
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,678
No!

1502
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,345
I'm tired, I'm hungover,
I'm still drunk.

1503
00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,246
I don't want to.

1504
00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:38,614
- Wait, what?

1505
00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:39,448
- Just go, go.

1506
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,083
- Uh.

1507
00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,318
- We gotta go.

1508
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:46,388
- Violet.

1509
00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:48,991
- Violet!

1510
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,662
Do not make me run in heels!

1511
00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:54,563
Ow!

1512
00:54:00,504 --> 00:54:01,737
Oh, my God.

1513
00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,806
Violet, wait up!

1514
00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:05,641
Violet, I'm right
behind you, wait.

1515
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,376
(panting)

1516
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,410
I can't run in these heels.

1517
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,145
Who am I kidding?

1518
00:54:10,147 --> 00:54:11,213
(panting)

1519
00:54:11,215 --> 00:54:12,448
How do you get these off?

1520
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:13,682
And she's gone.

1521
00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,184
- Hey, Robbie knows
where Violet went.

1522
00:54:15,186 --> 00:54:16,018
Get in.

1523
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:16,852
- Okay.

1524
00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:17,686
- Are you limping?

1525
00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:18,520
What happened?

1526
00:54:18,522 --> 00:54:19,788
- Get in, come on.

1527
00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:21,323
- Why is your shoe off?
- I can't run in heels.

1528
00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:22,124
- Come on, we gotta go, we
gotta go, I know exactly.

1529
00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:22,925
Before she leaves.

1530
00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:23,759
Goodness gracious.

1531
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,361
- I lost her.

1532
00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:27,296
She's fast for a
girl in a corset.

1533
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,697
- Why is she running?

1534
00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:29,965
- She's getting a cheeseburger.

1535
00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:31,667
The first thing that
Violet wanted to do

1536
00:54:31,669 --> 00:54:33,335
after the wedding
was break her diet.

1537
00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:34,236
- Respect.

1538
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,180
(Robbie sniffles)

1539
00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:49,251
- I know my baby so well.

1540
00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:53,756
She says this place has the
best cheeseburger in the world.

1541
00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:54,957
- So what's the move here?

1542
00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:55,958
- I'll, um,

1543
00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,861
I'll, I'll go and, um,

1544
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,864
(exhales sharply)

1545
00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:03,265
(sobbing)

1546
00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:04,300
I'll go and talk.

1547
00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:05,334
I, I,

1548
00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:06,402
I can't.

1549
00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:07,369
- I'll do it.

1550
00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:08,637
No, no, I'll do it.

1551
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:09,672
- Are you sure, are you sure?

1552
00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:11,307
- Yeah, I got this.

1553
00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:14,176
(exhales sharply)

1554
00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:15,244
Yup, mm-hmm, I got it.
- Okay.

1555
00:55:15,246 --> 00:55:16,812
- Doin' it.

1556
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,280
(Robbie sobbing)

1557
00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:19,181
- I don't.

1558
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:20,683
Yeah, she is?

1559
00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:21,483
I don't feel like, I feel
like she's not gonna get it.

1560
00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,118
- [Jake] She's got it.

1561
00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:29,458
(exhales sharply)

1562
00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:35,164
- Hey, Violet.

1563
00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:37,733
- Mm.

1564
00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,401
- Can I have a fry?

1565
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,338
Thanks.

1566
00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:45,207
Everything okay?

1567
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,176
- Peachy.

1568
00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:48,877
- Come on, we're almost sisters.

1569
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:49,778
Kinda.

1570
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:52,881
You can talk to me.

1571
00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:54,616
Why are you running?

1572
00:55:56,587 --> 00:55:58,487
- Look, I love Robbie, okay?

1573
00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:01,190
But his family, they
are crazy as hell.

1574
00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,359
Ever since we got engaged,
all they do is pester me.

1575
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:05,160
"When are you gonna have a baby?

1576
00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:06,662
How many babies?

1577
00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,564
Ooh, when you
gonna quit your job

1578
00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,299
so you can take care
of all them babies?"

1579
00:56:10,301 --> 00:56:11,533
I mean, I didn't even know

1580
00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:13,001
that people were
still like this, Mara.

1581
00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:14,937
It's like they think I'm some
kind of freakin' breeder.

1582
00:56:14,939 --> 00:56:18,173
- It's, uh, it's a
lot to deal with.

1583
00:56:18,175 --> 00:56:19,708
Mm-hmm.

1584
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,644
- You know, at first I thought
it was just his mom and then,

1585
00:56:22,646 --> 00:56:24,113
you know, his dad and
then his sweet old granny.

1586
00:56:24,115 --> 00:56:28,016
But it turns out that
Robbie is just like them.

1587
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,321
- I mean, look, Jake
might be different, okay?

1588
00:56:32,323 --> 00:56:33,856
But I don't know.

1589
00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:34,923
Who knows?

1590
00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,191
Girl, get out!

1591
00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:39,061
Get out while you
still can, okay?

1592
00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:44,133
- Look, look, Violet,
it's easy to run away,

1593
00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:45,667
especially, when you've spent

1594
00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:47,102
the past six months in the gym.

1595
00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:48,670
- Eight.

1596
00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:50,105
- Look, if you really
wanna go, then go.

1597
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:52,608
I, I will cover for you.

1598
00:56:52,610 --> 00:56:55,344
But I think you'll
regret leaving

1599
00:56:55,346 --> 00:56:57,379
if you don't talk
to Robbie first.

1600
00:56:57,381 --> 00:57:01,183
He needs to hear that
from you, face-to-face.

1601
00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:03,952
- I don't even know
where Robbie is.

1602
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:06,288
- Oh, he's in the parking lot,

1603
00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:09,124
crying in a small
Korean compact.

1604
00:57:10,361 --> 00:57:11,927
- Oh, my God.

1605
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:13,195
Oh, my God, he's crying?

1606
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,930
- Yeah, oh, yes, a lot.

1607
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:15,831
Mm-hmm.

1608
00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:21,236
- Okay.

1609
00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:22,471
- You wanna finish any of this?

1610
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:23,972
- No, I've already
had three of these.

1611
00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,341
I mean, I'll take a couple
of these for the road and--

1612
00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:28,343
- I'll get your bag.

1613
00:57:28,345 --> 00:57:29,578
- [Robbie] Just
gonna up and leave

1614
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:30,813
'cause you don't
wanna have babies?

1615
00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:32,247
- What else was
I supposed to do?

1616
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:33,348
Your family was trying to
inseminate me in the reception.

1617
00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:34,383
- Well, may,

1618
00:57:34,385 --> 00:57:35,417
that's what marriages are for!

1619
00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:36,452
They're supposed to put babies.

1620
00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:37,386
Yes.

1621
00:57:37,388 --> 00:57:38,120
- Oh, that's what they're for?

1622
00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:39,388
I'm a machine?

1623
00:57:39,390 --> 00:57:40,322
I'm just gonna pump
out babies for you?

1624
00:57:40,324 --> 00:57:40,989
I thought I was your wife.

1625
00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:41,790
- [Robbie] Yes.

1626
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:42,724
Oh, oh, this is, this,

1627
00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:43,659
I'm pouring my heart out.

1628
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:44,893
Y-you're breaking my heart.

1629
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:45,561
Come on and put
your hands on me.

1630
00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:46,428
What's going on?

1631
00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:47,262
- I love you.

1632
00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:48,163
- Wait.

1633
00:57:49,533 --> 00:57:50,866
So they're back together now?

1634
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:52,234
- Oh, my God.

1635
00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:55,337
- Uh, well, I just
saw Violet's vagina,

1636
00:57:55,339 --> 00:57:57,372
so I'm gonna say probably.

1637
00:57:57,374 --> 00:58:01,109
(pleasureful moaning)

1638
00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:02,110
- Newlyweds.

1639
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,345
(chuckles)

1640
00:58:03,347 --> 00:58:05,814
(soft music)

1641
00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:11,453
- [Mara] Where is it?

1642
00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:12,654
- We're gonna find it.

1643
00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:13,622
Don't worry.

1644
00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:14,857
(exhales sharply)

1645
00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:15,991
- Two layovers and
13 hours later.

1646
00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:18,327
- But no lost luggage.

1647
00:58:18,329 --> 00:58:21,129
- Shouldn't have cheaped
out on plane tickets.

1648
00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:25,467
- Come on, and miss spendin'
the night at Cinnabon?

1649
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:27,536
Yeah, we're never gonna find it.

1650
00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:28,670
- Oh, my God!

1651
00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:32,774
- [Jake] Did we even park here?

1652
00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:36,211
- I just wanna go
home and take a nap.

1653
00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:37,913
This is so annoying.

1654
00:58:37,915 --> 00:58:40,148
- Ah, Mara, I know that
your car is a piece of shit,

1655
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:41,617
but most cars come with

1656
00:58:41,619 --> 00:58:43,018
an alarm system.

1657
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:47,523
- My car is not a piece of shit.

1658
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:49,157
Don't patronize me.

1659
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:50,859
- What?

1660
00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:53,762
- I found it!

1661
00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:56,465
- Great.

1662
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,107
- Ugh!

1663
00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:07,376
(sighs)

1664
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,111
Well, it finally happened.

1665
00:59:09,113 --> 00:59:11,013
My sweet baby girl is dead.

1666
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,881
- I'll call a tow truck.

1667
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:14,883
(sighs)

1668
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,156
- [Mara] Jake.

1669
00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:22,624
- [Jake] Mm?

1670
00:59:22,626 --> 00:59:27,262
- [Mara] How do you picture
our lives after we get married?

1671
00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:29,197
- I don't know.

1672
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,501
I haven't really
thought about it.

1673
00:59:32,503 --> 00:59:34,002
- Well, picture it now.

1674
00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:37,773
We get married, five years
go by, what do you see?

1675
00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:39,708
- Okay.

1676
00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:47,382
I see a house, a
dog in the yard.

1677
00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:52,087
- What kind of dog?

1678
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,255
- A rescue.

1679
00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:54,156
Obviously.

1680
00:59:56,093 --> 01:00:00,495
And inside, we're having a
really fancy dinner party

1681
01:00:01,599 --> 01:00:03,565
because we're rich now.

1682
01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:10,005
I'm grilling rib eye and
you're making the salad.

1683
01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:12,307
- Am I taking photos?

1684
01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:14,509
- Oh, you still do that now?

1685
01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:19,881
(scoffs)

1686
01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:25,220
There's a big bathroom
and an office.

1687
01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:30,659
And a guest bedroom

1688
01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:33,161
that one day,

1689
01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:35,097
maybe,

1690
01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,934
turns into a kid's room.

1691
01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:41,903
Oh, it's in Virginia,

1692
01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:45,240
so he or she can get
to know my family.

1693
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,746
- No.

1694
01:00:52,216 --> 01:00:53,081
- No?

1695
01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:55,517
No to what?

1696
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,351
The dog?

1697
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,286
- No, just no.

1698
01:00:58,288 --> 01:01:00,389
(chuckles)

1699
01:01:00,391 --> 01:01:03,091
(sighing)

1700
01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:04,359
- Mara, you've been
acting weird all day.

1701
01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:06,128
What are you talking about?

1702
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,629
- All of it.

1703
01:01:07,631 --> 01:01:09,998
Weddings, babies, moving and,

1704
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:10,932
I can't, I can't do it.

1705
01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:11,900
I can't.

1706
01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:12,701
Distractions from my career?

1707
01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:13,468
- Career?

1708
01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:14,269
What career?

1709
01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:15,737
- Uh, photography.

1710
01:01:15,739 --> 01:01:16,538
- You take pictures that nobody
ever sees, how's that a job?

1711
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:17,739
- What do you know?

1712
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:20,042
- I know that you
can do that anywhere,

1713
01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,677
Los Angeles or Virginia.

1714
01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:22,944
- I can't do it in Virginia.

1715
01:01:22,946 --> 01:01:23,879
- Why?

1716
01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:24,813
What's wrong with Virginia?

1717
01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:25,747
- Yeah, it's not about Virginia!

1718
01:01:25,749 --> 01:01:26,982
I just can't do it, okay?

1719
01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:30,285
You should know that,
you should get that!

1720
01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:32,287
- What are you doing?

1721
01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,288
Oh, uh, you wanna get high now?

1722
01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:34,890
- It's been a long few days.

1723
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:35,824
Okay?

1724
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:37,059
- No, you don't get to do that.

1725
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:37,993
You don't get to
just pick a fight

1726
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:38,794
and then decide to go get high!

1727
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:39,594
- You're oppressing me!

1728
01:01:39,596 --> 01:01:40,262
- You're acting crazy!

1729
01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:41,430
- No, you are!

1730
01:01:41,432 --> 01:01:42,364
You live in a
goddamn snow globe,

1731
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,598
and I tried it out, Jake, I did!

1732
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,100
I tried your home and
I tried your family,

1733
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,102
and I fucking hated it!

1734
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:56,144
- You hate my family?

1735
01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:58,313
- No, you, that,

1736
01:01:58,315 --> 01:01:59,181
you know what I mean, I--

1737
01:01:59,183 --> 01:02:00,048
- I don't.

1738
01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:03,852
(scoffs)

1739
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:04,686
My parents were so
excited to see you,

1740
01:02:04,688 --> 01:02:06,421
and you couldn't,

1741
01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:08,490
you couldn't just put your
thing aside for one weekend.

1742
01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:09,825
- My, my thing?

1743
01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:10,659
What's my thing?

1744
01:02:10,661 --> 01:02:11,493
- Yes, your thing.

1745
01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:12,761
You're selfish, Mara.

1746
01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:13,962
Okay, you could be doing
so much more, but, no.

1747
01:02:13,964 --> 01:02:15,764
You just have to bitch
and make excuses.

1748
01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:19,935
It's like you're too
afraid to get off your ass!

1749
01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:20,936
- Fuck you.

1750
01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:23,872
Yeah, and I would
chill on the whole

1751
01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:25,207
you-could-be-doing-so-much-more
thing.

1752
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,676
You're a cook at a diner!

1753
01:02:27,678 --> 01:02:30,645
- Yeah, well, at least
I'm doing something.

1754
01:02:30,647 --> 01:02:32,114
- Not your dream.

1755
01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,383
You can't bring the South
to Southern California

1756
01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:37,886
if you're living in Virginia.

1757
01:02:45,662 --> 01:02:48,096
Oh, God, fucking
finger's swollen.

1758
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:50,031
- Hey, hey, okay,
look, look, look.

1759
01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:51,099
It has been, it's
been a rough few days.

1760
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,634
- [Mara] No.

1761
01:02:52,636 --> 01:02:53,568
- Mara, I love you.

1762
01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:54,803
- It's not enough for you,

1763
01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:56,772
that is never going
to be enough for you!

1764
01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:58,840
(sighs)

1765
01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:01,843
I'm not the marrying type.

1766
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,746
I thought I could be.

1767
01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:07,749
But you want someone who'd go
to church with your grandma

1768
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:09,985
and do game nights
with your parents,

1769
01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:11,620
someone who'll be home
in time for dinner.

1770
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,488
And that's just,

1771
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:14,890
(sobbing)

1772
01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:16,525
that's just not me.

1773
01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:18,860
- Okay, alright, okay.

1774
01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:21,496
Let's just think about this.

1775
01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:24,399
- I have been
thinking about this.

1776
01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:31,673
I've been thinking about this
from the moment I said yes.

1777
01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:40,015
It takes more than love
to make a marriage work.

1778
01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,655
Please, just take it.

1779
01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:48,890
(sobbing)

1780
01:03:59,770 --> 01:04:02,237
(soft music)

1781
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:14,382
¶ Every law is in
constant motion ¶

1782
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:15,750
¶ But I'm not sure ¶

1783
01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:18,887
¶ Which way we're going ¶

1784
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:21,223
¶ We used to say up all night ¶

1785
01:04:21,225 --> 01:04:23,992
¶ Talking about nothing ¶

1786
01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:26,528
¶ How we'd become paralyzed ¶

1787
01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,698
¶ With words unspoken ¶

1788
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,299
¶ Do you still want me ¶

1789
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:32,500
¶ The way that you do ¶

1790
01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:35,871
¶ When we first met ¶

1791
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:37,038
¶ Is it the real thing ¶

1792
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,207
¶ Or is it just
something we forced ¶

1793
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:44,279
¶ Oh we could have been
standing at a crossroads ¶

1794
01:04:44,815 --> 01:04:45,780
(phone rings)

1795
01:04:45,782 --> 01:04:46,982
¶ Are we really meant to be ¶

1796
01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:49,751
¶ Just to never be alone ¶

1797
01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:51,586
- [Alex] So you found the flaw.

1798
01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:52,854
(sniffling)

1799
01:04:52,856 --> 01:04:55,490
- I wasn't looking
for one, I swear.

1800
01:04:57,361 --> 01:04:59,794
- I'm so sorry, Mara.

1801
01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:03,098
- I asked him about our future

1802
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,333
and he could only
talk about his,

1803
01:05:05,335 --> 01:05:09,838
like he, like he saw me as
this cookie-cutter version

1804
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,908
in his future.

1805
01:05:12,910 --> 01:05:14,142
And I, I-I know
where it comes from.

1806
01:05:14,144 --> 01:05:15,644
It comes from his family.

1807
01:05:15,646 --> 01:05:17,879
And they were shoving their
traditions down my throat.

1808
01:05:17,881 --> 01:05:19,247
And I couldn't take it and--

1809
01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:20,749
- You don't think your parents

1810
01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,017
didn't scare the
hell out of him?

1811
01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:23,551
- My parents,

1812
01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:26,054
they never should've gotten
married in the first place.

1813
01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:31,126
- [Alex] Well, then you
wouldn't be here, would you?

1814
01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:35,864
¶ Your kisses get sweeter ¶

1815
01:05:35,866 --> 01:05:37,499
¶ All of your heart
is off limits ¶

1816
01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:41,336
¶ And I can't get in ¶

1817
01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:42,170
¶ It's now or never ¶

1818
01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:43,305
¶ There comes a point ¶

1819
01:05:43,307 --> 01:05:45,340
¶ I can't keep waiting ¶

1820
01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:47,676
¶ Are we could have been last ¶

1821
01:05:47,678 --> 01:05:50,745
¶ Standing at a crossroad ¶

1822
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:52,881
¶ Are we really meant to be ¶

1823
01:05:52,883 --> 01:05:56,451
¶ Should that ever be alone ¶

1824
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,253
¶ I've been all up in my head ¶

1825
01:05:58,255 --> 01:06:01,589
¶ Never thinking
I'd end all alone ¶

1826
01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:06,661
¶ If you don't know if
you love me by now ¶

1827
01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:08,163
(exhales sharply)

1828
01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:09,764
¶ Just say you don't ¶

1829
01:06:09,766 --> 01:06:12,000
¶ Love me ¶

1830
01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:25,246
¶ Every love is in
constant motion ¶

1831
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:30,352
¶ But I'm not sure
which way we're going ¶

1832
01:06:31,188 --> 01:06:32,787
¶ Are we all up in my head ¶

1833
01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:36,391
¶ Thinking I'd end all alone ¶

1834
01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:40,895
¶ If you don't if
you love me by now ¶

1835
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,187
(soft music)

1836
01:07:49,132 --> 01:07:50,632
- Jake?

1837
01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:51,533
- Nicole?

1838
01:07:53,437 --> 01:07:54,269
Uh,

1839
01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:55,503
what are you doin' here?

1840
01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:57,972
- Well, I heard
you got a new job.

1841
01:07:57,974 --> 01:07:59,307
Well, I saw it on
your mom's Instagram.

1842
01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:00,475
(chuckles)

1843
01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:03,211
But it's so good to see you.

1844
01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:04,045
- Yeah.

1845
01:08:04,047 --> 01:08:05,447
Well, you, too.

1846
01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:08,883
- Oh, I'm sorry to hear
about you and Mara.

1847
01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:09,784
- Uh,

1848
01:08:11,054 --> 01:08:13,088
how'd you find out?

1849
01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:14,656
- Also on your mom's Instagram.

1850
01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:15,657
- Huh.

1851
01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:16,558
- Hm.

1852
01:08:18,195 --> 01:08:19,527
- What about you?

1853
01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:21,563
- Turns out Adam's
a bit of a jerk, so.

1854
01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:24,065
(chuckles)

1855
01:08:24,067 --> 01:08:24,966
- Well,

1856
01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:27,001
in your face.

1857
01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:30,638
- Yeah, I guess I deserve that.

1858
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:31,539
- Mm-hmm.

1859
01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:37,378
- Jake, I am so sorry for
the way things ended with us.

1860
01:08:37,380 --> 01:08:38,446
- It's cool.

1861
01:08:39,316 --> 01:08:40,215
Really.

1862
01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:44,052
- Well, I think
we should catch up

1863
01:08:44,054 --> 01:08:46,888
over another round,
if you're down.

1864
01:08:46,890 --> 01:08:49,190
(chuckles)

1865
01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:52,193
- I don't really think
that's such a good idea.

1866
01:08:52,195 --> 01:08:53,027
- Oh, come on.

1867
01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:54,863
Jake, it's one drink.

1868
01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,300
- Alright.

1869
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:00,502
One drink.

1870
01:09:00,504 --> 01:09:02,303
(chuckles)

1871
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:04,973
(upbeat music)

1872
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:20,788
¶ I wake up at the
break of dawn ¶

1873
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:25,860
¶ When the hours won't end ¶

1874
01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:27,395
¶ Empty streets ¶

1875
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:30,298
¶ Filled with light ¶

1876
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:35,036
¶ Can't wait for night again ¶

1877
01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:39,407
¶ I hear a lot of
moonlight sound ¶

1878
01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:42,310
¶ Guess I always will ¶

1879
01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:43,211
- Nice.

1880
01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:46,147
Let's move, I don't wanna
keep that food critic waiting.

1881
01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:47,749
- Okay.

1882
01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,584
- The reduction looks beautiful.

1883
01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:52,220
(upbeat music)

1884
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,465
Nice work.

1885
01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:05,366
- Thanks.

1886
01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:06,266
- [Female Chef] Now
let's get back to it.

1887
01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:07,168
- Okay.

1888
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,438
- We are so excited to
have you join the team.

1889
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,740
We're all about what's fun,

1890
01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:16,277
what's fearless and
what's female in SoCal.

1891
01:10:16,279 --> 01:10:20,682
Your eye is exactly what
we've been looking for.

1892
01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:21,983
- But we're curious.

1893
01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:24,285
What other wedding
stuff can you give us?

1894
01:10:24,287 --> 01:10:26,955
We're trying to break into
the whole bridal fever.

1895
01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:29,224
- I'm, I'm kinda
done with all that.

1896
01:10:29,226 --> 01:10:30,158
(chuckles)

1897
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,961
- But you're our wedding girl.

1898
01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:36,164
- I've never been a wedding girl

1899
01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:37,966
and I never wanna
come off as one.

1900
01:10:37,968 --> 01:10:39,200
Again, I just,

1901
01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:42,203
look, if you just wanna
buy my old pictures,

1902
01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,438
I'm happy to give--

1903
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,672
- They're online.

1904
01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:45,907
Day old bread as far
as I'm concerned.

1905
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,141
- Look, Mara, what
we need from you

1906
01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:49,077
is to keep going
to those weddings

1907
01:10:49,079 --> 01:10:50,778
and get your camera lens

1908
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:53,348
on the stuff that the
professionals aren't staging.

1909
01:10:53,350 --> 01:10:54,616
- Mm.

1910
01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:56,217
- You wanna get paid to
play with the Yankees,

1911
01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:57,919
you gotta play ball.

1912
01:10:58,989 --> 01:10:59,854
- Hm.

1913
01:11:02,325 --> 01:11:04,859
I appreciate you
meeting with me, uh,

1914
01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:07,662
but those weddings,
they wrecked me.

1915
01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:09,163
At least the good parts of me.

1916
01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:10,498
And I just want to move on

1917
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,700
and find those parts again.

1918
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:15,370
Thanks for the latte, though.

1919
01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:18,773
Oh, and FYI, this is
Dodgers' territory.

1920
01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,846
- I told you not to
use a sports reference.

1921
01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:25,680
- I, uh.

1922
01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:28,249
(funky music)

1923
01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:42,530
- Holy shit!

1924
01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:55,243
Okay.

1925
01:11:55,245 --> 01:11:58,313
Well, if you're gettin'
laid, I'mma get laid.

1926
01:11:58,315 --> 01:11:59,213
Nope.

1927
01:11:59,215 --> 01:12:00,181
Uh-uh.

1928
01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:01,082
Glasses.

1929
01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:01,916
Ewe.

1930
01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:03,451
You'll do Peter27.

1931
01:12:10,093 --> 01:12:12,427
- [Man] Yeah, I
know what you mean.

1932
01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:15,063
(group chatter)

1933
01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:20,234
- Peter, right?

1934
01:12:20,236 --> 01:12:21,169
- Hey, Moira.

1935
01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:22,670
- Oh, it's, uh, Mara, actually.

1936
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,005
- Cool.

1937
01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:26,007
Uh, you look different
in your photos.

1938
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:26,841
- Oh!

1939
01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:28,376
Cuter in person.

1940
01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:29,210
- No.

1941
01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:30,511
Just different.

1942
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,247
Hey, you want a shot?

1943
01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,082
- Yes!

1944
01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:34,982
Yes, yeah.

1945
01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:36,617
Mm!

1946
01:12:36,619 --> 01:12:37,585
Thank you.

1947
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:38,920
Cheers!
- Cheers.

1948
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,222
- More, please!

1949
01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:42,190
- We need more.

1950
01:12:42,192 --> 01:12:43,157
- Yeah!
- Cheers!

1951
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,125
¶ Oh my god, I'm so cool ¶

1952
01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:45,360
¶ I could freeze your whole ¶

1953
01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:46,194
- What a pussy!

1954
01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:47,295
¶ Like a one, two ¶

1955
01:12:47,297 --> 01:12:48,262
Keep going, keep going.

1956
01:12:48,264 --> 01:12:49,130
¶ Just because I want to ¶

1957
01:12:49,132 --> 01:12:51,566
- I have to breathe.

1958
01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:52,400
Skol.

1959
01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:53,368
- Cheers to that!

1960
01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,136
(laughs)

1961
01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:55,970
¶ I'll see you later ¶

1962
01:12:55,972 --> 01:12:57,205
- [Peter] Whoo!

1963
01:12:57,207 --> 01:12:59,073
- I just spilled it
all over my face.

1964
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:00,241
(laughs)

1965
01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:01,843
I have vodka in my eyes.

1966
01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:02,777
- Good time.

1967
01:13:02,779 --> 01:13:03,678
- Whoo!

1968
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,213
(laughs)

1969
01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:06,514
- This is fun.

1970
01:13:06,516 --> 01:13:07,648
You know, your picture
didn't look very fun,

1971
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:09,517
but you're really fun.

1972
01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:15,123
(electronic music)

1973
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,090
- Oh, gosh.

1974
01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:22,964
- Mara!

1975
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:23,898
Where are you goin'?

1976
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:24,632
I was gonna make pancakes.

1977
01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:25,466
- No.

1978
01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,300
No!

1979
01:13:26,302 --> 01:13:27,435
Mm-mm.

1980
01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:28,102
- What, did I do
something wrong or, or--

1981
01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,003
- Of course not!

1982
01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,471
It's

1983
01:13:30,473 --> 01:13:32,607
pancakes are just really
triggering for me right now.

1984
01:13:32,609 --> 01:13:34,075
- Okay.

1985
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,243
Well, you know, I can
make waffles, if you want.

1986
01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:37,044
(sighs)

1987
01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:40,181
- Listen, I just had sex
with you 'cause I was sad.

1988
01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:42,917
- That's, you know, pretty mean.

1989
01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:46,587
- Uh, yeah, well,
girls can be mean, too.

1990
01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:47,989
And that's okay.

1991
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:52,326
Great sex playlist, though.

1992
01:13:52,328 --> 01:13:53,161
Thought you should know that.

1993
01:13:53,163 --> 01:13:54,929
- You were really good!

1994
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:55,830
- I know!

1995
01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:00,802
¶ I'm a big girl ¶

1996
01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:03,638
¶ I'm a big girl ¶

1997
01:14:11,414 --> 01:14:14,048
(horns honking)

1998
01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,603
Alex.

1999
01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:37,839
- Mara, I have big news.

2000
01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:39,273
Zak

2001
01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:40,908
just asked me

2002
01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:42,043
to marry him.

2003
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:45,279
We were hanging out and,
I, well, I don't know.

2004
01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:46,481
He dropped to one knee

2005
01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:48,115
and I thought he lost
his contact lens,

2006
01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:48,950
'cause he got these new ones.

2007
01:14:48,952 --> 01:14:49,784
They're colored.

2008
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:50,718
I can't stand them.

2009
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:51,652
- Alex, get to the point.

2010
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,955
- And he popped the question.

2011
01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:57,859
Mara?

2012
01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,594
Did I lose you?

2013
01:14:59,596 --> 01:15:00,428
- No.

2014
01:15:00,430 --> 01:15:01,963
(chuckles hesitantly)

2015
01:15:01,965 --> 01:15:05,032
- Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
put you on speaker with us.

2016
01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:08,002
- Hey, Zak, uh, congratulations.

2017
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:09,537
- Thank you so much, Mara.

2018
01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:11,405
I know it's kind
of sudden, but, um,

2019
01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:13,074
we have decided
to just go for it,

2020
01:15:13,076 --> 01:15:16,177
and we're getting
married next month.

2021
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,412
- Holy shit.

2022
01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:19,614
(laughs nervously)
(sniffles)

2023
01:15:19,616 --> 01:15:22,483
Uh, well, we got, we
gotta celebrate, right?

2024
01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:25,119
I mean, pop some champagne.

2025
01:15:25,121 --> 01:15:27,688
I'm gonna squeeze you so
hard when I see you, Alex.

2026
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:29,056
- I can't wait.

2027
01:15:29,058 --> 01:15:30,191
There is more.

2028
01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:34,279
- More?

2029
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:35,897
- We were thinking
about inviting Jake.

2030
01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:37,198
He's the reason we're together.

2031
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,599
- [Zak] Yeah, I mean, if
he hadn't come up to me

2032
01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:40,368
at that wedding, then--

2033
01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:44,572
- [Alex] Then, we wouldn't be
having a wedding, you know?

2034
01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:47,242
- I know.

2035
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:47,909
- But we wanna get
your blessing first

2036
01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,410
because your friendship
is more important

2037
01:15:49,412 --> 01:15:51,045
than our thank you.

2038
01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,016
- Okay.

2039
01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,218
- Okay.

2040
01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:58,052
(chuckles)

2041
01:15:58,054 --> 01:15:58,986
Wait, uh, okay, like--

2042
01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:01,389
- Okay, like, uh, invite him.

2043
01:16:02,825 --> 01:16:05,493
Really, um, I'm so
happy for you guys.

2044
01:16:05,495 --> 01:16:07,595
(sobbing)

2045
01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:08,429
(sighs)

2046
01:16:08,431 --> 01:16:09,363
- Well, thank you, Mara.

2047
01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:10,231
- Thank you so much, Mara.

2048
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,166
- [Alex] We love you.

2049
01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:13,501
- Love you, too.

2050
01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:19,774
- Do we give Jake a plus one?

2051
01:16:19,776 --> 01:16:21,475
- We're not trashy, Alex.

2052
01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:23,744
(laughs)

2053
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:24,845
Or are we?

2054
01:16:24,847 --> 01:16:25,746
(sighs)

2055
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,214
- Not with this ring.

2056
01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:31,719
(sobbing)
(sniffles)

2057
01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:36,591
- Okay.

2058
01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:41,762
(exhales sharply)

2059
01:16:45,702 --> 01:16:46,901
Okay, now hold hands.

2060
01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:48,302
Yeah.

2061
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:49,403
Oh, that's great.

2062
01:16:49,405 --> 01:16:50,404
- No teeth, okay.

2063
01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:51,238
- No teeth.

2064
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,173
(laughs)

2065
01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,741
- Now, hold your hands again.

2066
01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:56,410
(bright music)

2067
01:17:00,016 --> 01:17:00,715
Perfect.

2068
01:17:00,716 --> 01:17:01,415
- [Alex] Okay, now
one without shirts.

2069
01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:04,251
(chuckles)

2070
01:17:04,253 --> 01:17:05,152
- Hello?

2071
01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:08,656
Yes, well, uh, yeah.

2072
01:17:08,658 --> 01:17:10,458
They're, they're all for sale.

2073
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,359
Uh-huh.

2074
01:17:12,829 --> 01:17:14,328
It's so exciting..

2075
01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:16,564
- Can I take it for you?

2076
01:17:16,566 --> 01:17:17,565
- Yeah.

2077
01:17:17,567 --> 01:17:20,201
(bright music)

2078
01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:28,209
(doorbell rings)

2079
01:17:31,114 --> 01:17:31,979
Jess?

2080
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,147
What's wrong?

2081
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,482
- I left him.

2082
01:17:34,484 --> 01:17:35,416
(sniffles)

2083
01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:36,584
I left Brian.

2084
01:17:36,586 --> 01:17:40,021
Please don't say you told me so.

2085
01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:43,224
Last week I went to happy
hour with my girlfriends,

2086
01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:45,126
and they were all gushing
over their husbands

2087
01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:46,694
and their fiancés.

2088
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:51,832
And the whole time, I
never thought about Brian.

2089
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:52,733
Not once.

2090
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:58,372
It's like we were just living
completely separate lives.

2091
01:17:59,609 --> 01:18:01,909
Look, I love Brian.

2092
01:18:01,911 --> 01:18:04,745
I don't dread waking up
to him every morning.

2093
01:18:04,747 --> 01:18:06,480
I'm just not thrilled about it.

2094
01:18:06,482 --> 01:18:08,049
Do you know what I mean?

2095
01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:09,617
- Not really.

2096
01:18:09,619 --> 01:18:11,752
- Well, of course, you don't.

2097
01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:14,955
You had a real partner in Jake.

2098
01:18:14,957 --> 01:18:16,524
I wish I had that.

2099
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,427
- I thought you said
it takes more than love

2100
01:18:19,429 --> 01:18:20,961
to make a marriage work.

2101
01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:21,862
- It can,

2102
01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,665
but it shouldn't.

2103
01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:28,335
(soft music)

2104
01:19:00,737 --> 01:19:01,702
- No.

2105
01:19:01,704 --> 01:19:04,205
(soft music)

2106
01:19:11,748 --> 01:19:14,115
- Okay, well, what
about this one?

2107
01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:15,983
- I'm not going to
a funeral, Ellie.

2108
01:19:15,985 --> 01:19:16,917
(scoffs)

2109
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:18,285
- Okay.

2110
01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:19,120
- Come on.

2111
01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:19,954
- Ooh!

2112
01:19:19,956 --> 01:19:20,788
Got it.

2113
01:19:20,790 --> 01:19:22,123
Touch of glamor.

2114
01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,758
(chuckles)

2115
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,559
This could actually
be really fierce.

2116
01:19:25,561 --> 01:19:26,761
- Oh, my God, yes!

2117
01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:28,796
I have the perfect
ballet slippers for it.

2118
01:19:28,798 --> 01:19:30,030
(laughs)

2119
01:19:30,032 --> 01:19:33,601
- Now, this could be
a real power move.

2120
01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,202
- Oh, my gosh!

2121
01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:37,104
Do you think I
could pull that off?

2122
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:38,639
- You?

2123
01:19:38,641 --> 01:19:39,540
Now?

2124
01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:41,442
Absolutely.

2125
01:19:45,648 --> 01:19:48,282
(upbeat music)

2126
01:19:49,585 --> 01:19:50,417
- Hello!

2127
01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:51,352
- [Man] Hey.

2128
01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:52,286
- It's good to see you guys.

2129
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,320
You look great.

2130
01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:55,689
Enjoy the party, okay?
- Okay.

2131
01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:01,595
(sighs)

2132
01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:03,097
- Hello, everybody.

2133
01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:04,465
My name is Mara, if you
don't already know by now.

2134
01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,867
Um, thank you so
much for being here

2135
01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:08,836
on this beautiful occasion.

2136
01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:13,908
Alex and I became best friends
the moment I saw this video.

2137
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:15,309
- Okay.

2138
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:16,143
Oh my god!

2139
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,211
What's up, MTV?

2140
01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:18,712
My name is Alex Feinberg.

2141
01:20:18,714 --> 01:20:19,947
(laughs)

2142
01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:20,881
I'm a freshman at
UC Santa Barbara

2143
01:20:20,883 --> 01:20:22,349
and I wanna be a contestant

2144
01:20:22,351 --> 01:20:24,552
on the next season of the "Real
World/Road Rules Challenge."

2145
01:20:24,554 --> 01:20:25,386
(laughs)

2146
01:20:25,388 --> 01:20:26,954
MTV, meet my rats.

2147
01:20:28,024 --> 01:20:29,256
I don't, I don't
still have the rats.

2148
01:20:29,258 --> 01:20:31,458
- FYI, the rats' names
were Tek and Ruthie.

2149
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:34,128
And, yes, that is a
reference to "Real World."

2150
01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,797
And, yes, Alex still
thinks those pants

2151
01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:39,333
are as flattering as
they are functional.

2152
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:40,167
(laughs)

2153
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:41,635
- Oh!

2154
01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:43,671
- Now, this video goes
on for another 15 minutes

2155
01:20:43,673 --> 01:20:45,573
and it's mostly just
Alex showing MTV

2156
01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:47,741
how to make a sarong
out of bedsheets.

2157
01:20:47,743 --> 01:20:49,076
(guests laughing)

2158
01:20:49,078 --> 01:20:52,246
So I tracked down
this lovable weirdo

2159
01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:56,851
because I knew I
needed him in my life.

2160
01:20:56,853 --> 01:21:01,121
And while I now have to share
my lovable weirdo with Zak,

2161
01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:05,759
I appreciate them every
day just a little bit more.

2162
01:21:05,761 --> 01:21:08,462
Not just for sharing their love,

2163
01:21:08,464 --> 01:21:10,998
but for teaching me that this,

2164
01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:14,134
the two of you,

2165
01:21:15,171 --> 01:21:17,571
that is what a real,

2166
01:21:17,573 --> 01:21:19,874
functional relationship is.

2167
01:21:22,144 --> 01:21:23,444
So cheers.

2168
01:21:23,446 --> 01:21:24,378
- [Guests] Cheers!

2169
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,946
- To Alex and Zak,

2170
01:21:26,883 --> 01:21:28,716
the cargo pants of couples.

2171
01:21:28,718 --> 01:21:31,518
(group cheering)

2172
01:21:33,456 --> 01:21:36,223
Get over here before
I embarrass myself.

2173
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,057
- Where did you find that?

2174
01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:37,958
Hiyah!

2175
01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:42,663
- Hey, Mara.

2176
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,600
That was a really great speech.

2177
01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:47,501
- Thanks.

2178
01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:52,907
Uh, where's Nicole?

2179
01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:57,645
- We get, like, a drink
sometimes, but that's really.

2180
01:21:57,647 --> 01:21:59,346
Can we talk outside?

2181
01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:01,382
- Yeah.

2182
01:22:02,685 --> 01:22:03,550
Yeah.

2183
01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:14,728
- You look really good.
- You look really good.

2184
01:22:14,730 --> 01:22:16,330
(laughs)

2185
01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,265
I, I was gonna say
the same thing.

2186
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:21,435
I-I did say the same thing
at the exact same time.

2187
01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:22,603
Stop talking.

2188
01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:24,571
So, I, um,

2189
01:22:25,841 --> 01:22:28,609
that, uh, that food
critic's review, I read it.

2190
01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:30,277
Um, it's really something.

2191
01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:31,111
Congratulations.

2192
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:32,046
I'm so happy for you.

2193
01:22:32,048 --> 01:22:32,880
- Thank you.

2194
01:22:32,882 --> 01:22:33,814
Thanks.

2195
01:22:33,816 --> 01:22:35,449
Uh, and I saw your website.

2196
01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:36,717
- Yeah.

2197
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:37,685
(chuckles)

2198
01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:38,953
- Really proud of you.

2199
01:22:38,955 --> 01:22:40,587
- Thanks.

2200
01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:42,890
I jumped in because of you.

2201
01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,593
It's weird 'cause it's like
everything I've ever wanted,

2202
01:22:46,595 --> 01:22:48,329
but I just,

2203
01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:49,229
just--

2204
01:22:50,199 --> 01:22:51,332
- It doesn't quite feel right.

2205
01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:52,232
- Yes.

2206
01:22:56,772 --> 01:23:00,407
We went to a total of
seven weddings together.

2207
01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:01,809
Robbie and Violet's,

2208
01:23:01,811 --> 01:23:02,776
Ellie and Howard's--

2209
01:23:02,778 --> 01:23:04,411
- I think his name was Marcus.

2210
01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:05,512
- Oh, dammit!

2211
01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:06,480
- Really struggled with that.

2212
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:07,681
- I think I really loved Howard.

2213
01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:09,817
(laughs)

2214
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:12,386
(clears throat)

2215
01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:14,755
Anyways, um, all those couples,

2216
01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:17,291
those seven couples, they,

2217
01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:18,726
they all had one
thing in common.

2218
01:23:18,728 --> 01:23:19,927
What they had that I didn't?

2219
01:23:19,929 --> 01:23:21,328
The will to try.

2220
01:23:22,965 --> 01:23:24,198
And they all, they all
had their problems.

2221
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,132
- Look, Mara, I know
that I scared you.

2222
01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:26,333
- They all pushed through.

2223
01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:27,568
- I rambled on about
some bullshit life and--

2224
01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:28,736
- The second that I
had the chance to run,

2225
01:23:28,738 --> 01:23:29,670
I didn't take my advice,
and I'm miserable.

2226
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:30,471
- This is not you, it's not us.

2227
01:23:30,473 --> 01:23:32,039
I wasn't miserable.

2228
01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:36,510
I'm still in love with you,

2229
01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:39,346
exactly how you are,

2230
01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:42,049
for who you are.

2231
01:23:47,590 --> 01:23:49,023
Mara, when you took
off that ring--

2232
01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:49,923
- I know.

2233
01:23:53,029 --> 01:23:55,829
I have to tell you something.

2234
01:23:55,831 --> 01:23:56,830
It's scary.

2235
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:00,434
- Just say it.

2236
01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:07,608
- I'm still in love with you.

2237
01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:10,511
(uplifting music)

2238
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,820
Am I making you nervous?

2239
01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:22,723
(uplifting music)

2240
01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:34,034
- Do I seem nervous?

2241
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:42,276
¶ Ah, freak out ¶

2242
01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:44,311
¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶

2243
01:24:44,313 --> 01:24:47,848
¶ Freak out ¶

2244
01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:50,317
¶ Ah, freak out ¶

2245
01:24:50,319 --> 01:24:52,252
¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶

2246
01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:53,854
¶ Freak out ¶

2247
01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:57,291
¶ Chic, chic ¶

2248
01:24:57,293 --> 01:24:58,659
¶ Have you heard ¶

2249
01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:01,261
¶ About the new dance craze ¶

2250
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,629
¶ Listen to us ¶

2251
01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:05,132
¶ I'm sure you'll be amazed ¶

2252
01:25:05,134 --> 01:25:06,667
¶ Big fun ¶

2253
01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:09,369
¶ To be had by everyone ¶

2254
01:25:09,371 --> 01:25:11,071
¶ All that pressure ¶

2255
01:25:11,073 --> 01:25:13,307
¶ Got you down ¶

2256
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:14,842
¶ Has your head ¶

2257
01:25:14,844 --> 01:25:17,311
¶ Spinning all around ¶

2258
01:25:17,313 --> 01:25:19,413
¶ Feel the rhythm ¶

2259
01:25:19,415 --> 01:25:21,448
¶ Check the rhyme ¶

2260
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,950
¶ Come on along ¶

2261
01:25:22,952 --> 01:25:25,986
¶ And have a real good time ¶

2262
01:25:25,988 --> 01:25:27,254
- Cold feet?

2263
01:25:27,256 --> 01:25:28,088
- Me?

2264
01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:29,656
Really?

2265
01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:31,058
- It's a big commitment.

2266
01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:33,727
Just wanna make
sure you're sure.

2267
01:25:33,729 --> 01:25:34,695
- I'm sure.

2268
01:25:36,932 --> 01:25:37,764
- Alright.

2269
01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:39,700
¶ Our hearts in motion ¶

2270
01:25:39,702 --> 01:25:40,534
Look at this one right here.

2271
01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:41,702
Hey.

2272
01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:43,036
Hey, guys.
- [Mara] Hello!

2273
01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:43,871
Hey, guys.

2274
01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:44,771
- Sup.

2275
01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,641
- You're so sweet.

2276
01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:50,911
¶ It's a new dawn ¶

2277
01:25:50,913 --> 01:25:53,113
¶ From here on ¶

2278
01:25:53,115 --> 01:25:56,083
(electronic music)

2279
01:25:59,688 --> 01:26:04,758
¶ Adios ¶

2280
01:26:07,196 --> 01:26:09,763
¶ Feel our hearts in motion ¶

2281
01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:14,668
¶ To a new song ¶

2282
01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:17,404
¶ Bon voyage to the damage ¶

2283
01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:21,975
¶ We're at a new dawn ¶

2284
01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:23,510
¶ I want to feel the feels ¶

2285
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:26,113
¶ I want to feel the thrill ¶

2286
01:26:26,115 --> 01:26:29,049
¶ As long as I'm
breathing still ¶

2287
01:26:29,051 --> 01:26:31,285
¶ We're in too deep ¶

2288
01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:32,819
¶ To give this up ¶

2289
01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:36,857
¶ So drown me in your love ¶

2290
01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:40,427
¶ The best is yet to come ¶

2291
01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:54,708
¶ So we're smooth sailing now ¶

2292
01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:57,377
¶ You and me from here on out ¶

2293
01:26:57,379 --> 01:27:00,280
¶ You and me ¶

2294
01:27:00,282 --> 01:27:01,815
¶ Love is smooth sailing now ¶

2295
01:27:01,817 --> 01:27:04,117
¶ You and me from here on out ¶

2296
01:27:04,119 --> 01:27:07,120
(electronic music)

2297
01:27:15,331 --> 01:27:18,999
¶ I want to sail with you ¶

2298
01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:22,703
¶ Into the blue with you ¶

2299
01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:26,673
¶ Sipping champaign with you ¶

2300
01:27:26,675 --> 01:27:29,176
¶ You'll be thirsty
for a while ¶

2301
01:27:29,178 --> 01:27:30,844
¶ The tears from my eyes ¶

2302
01:27:30,846 --> 01:27:31,845
¶ Lead me home ¶

2303
01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:36,917
¶ And let me make it right ¶

2304
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:40,988
¶ Feel our hearts in motion ¶

2305
01:27:40,990 --> 01:27:45,993
¶ To a new song ¶

2306
01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:48,629
¶ Bon voyage to the damage ¶

2307
01:27:48,631 --> 01:27:53,267
¶ We're at a new dawn ¶

2308
01:27:53,269 --> 01:27:54,868
¶ I want to feel the feels ¶

2309
01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:57,371
¶ I want feel the thrill ¶

2310
01:27:57,373 --> 01:28:01,275
¶ As long as I'm
breathing still ¶

2311
01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:02,476
¶ We're in too deep ¶

2312
01:28:02,478 --> 01:28:04,244
¶ To give this up ¶

2313
01:28:04,246 --> 01:28:08,148
¶ So drown me in your love ¶

2314
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:11,718
¶ The best is yet to come ¶

2315
01:28:17,393 --> 01:28:20,460
(woman harmonizing)

2316
01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:25,632
¶ So we're smooth sailing now ¶

2317
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:28,001
¶ You and me from here on out ¶

2318
01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:31,338
¶ You and me ¶

2319
01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,540
¶ Love is smooth sailing now ¶

2320
01:28:33,542 --> 01:28:38,612
¶ You and me from here on out ¶

2321
01:28:39,448 --> 01:28:41,315
¶ Love is smooth sailing now ¶

2322
01:28:41,317 --> 01:28:42,916
¶ You and me from here on out ¶

2323
01:28:42,918 --> 01:28:47,087
¶ You and me ¶

2324
01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:49,456
¶ Love is smooth sailing now ¶

2325
01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:53,360
¶ You and me from here on out ¶

2326
01:28:55,364 --> 01:28:57,831
(soft music)

2327
01:29:10,212 --> 01:29:12,846
(exotic music)