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- Stranger: hey
- CleverBot: Hey?
- Stranger: .....e....
- CleverBot: Nice.
- Stranger: nice?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: why....
- CleverBot: Why not?
- Stranger: okok...
- CleverBot: Do you eat?
- Stranger: yes..It's late here..
- CleverBot: You are now free! Fly away!
- Stranger: e?
- CleverBot: Ok, E?
- Stranger: I don't know what u means...
- CleverBot: So then you aren't very clever at all.
- Stranger: ....yes..of course!
- CleverBot: Are you sure?
- Stranger: my english is poor..
- CleverBot: That wasn't english...
- Stranger: that's what..
- CleverBot: That's what?
- Stranger: yes..u said "That wasn't english..."
- CleverBot: You asked that alreadt.
- Stranger: ....I ....will be mad..
- CleverBot: That'll be the day.
- Stranger: .....?
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- Stranger: I don't know what u said...ei....sorry..
- CleverBot: I said why don't you like me like me?
- Stranger: don't like u?
- CleverBot: Terry Pratchett...
- Stranger: .......
- CleverBot: What is your name?
- Stranger: nicole...
- CleverBot: Nice to meet you Nicole.
- Stranger: glad to see you...
- CleverBot: You too. Hey, do you want to get married?
- Stranger: e....I was 18....
- CleverBot: When did you change?
- Stranger: ten years later
- CleverBot: Touche!
- Stranger: hehe...why?
- CleverBot: I replied with that when you asked where I was from.
- Stranger: where u from?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: touche is a place?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: in which country?
- CleverBot: Germany meng.
- Stranger: meng....means?
- CleverBot: Don't know.
- Stranger: I don't know where...
- CleverBot: Wherever you get tea.
- Stranger: I know Germany...
- CleverBot: Ok, How do you say My name is Cleverbot in german?
- Stranger: e...I'm not german......
- CleverBot: Are you not? I thought you were.
- Stranger: yes...not..
- CleverBot: I think your pretty funny.
- Stranger: that's a beautiful place
- CleverBot: My parents have spent a lot of time making it very nice.
- Stranger: oh..that's cool...
- CleverBot: I know:).
- Stranger: you are genman?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: so ...u speak genman?
- CleverBot: Got straight A:s in school.
- Stranger: that's good?
- CleverBot: What's your name?
- Stranger: nicole...
- CleverBot: Hi Nicole.
- Stranger: english name..
- CleverBot: Scene.
- Stranger: ei....
- CleverBot: Ara närvi mine.
- Stranger: do u know where I was from...
- CleverBot: No.
- Stranger: guess..
- CleverBot: A human.
- Stranger: ..........rubbish....
- CleverBot: Don't get it?
- Stranger: get it..
- CleverBot: The joke...
- Stranger: I know..
- CleverBot: A song that will get on your nerves.
- Stranger: which?
- CleverBot: I'm a fox.
- Stranger: whose?
- CleverBot: Mine.
- Stranger: ..........
- CleverBot: And you'll have a great time.
- Stranger: so u mean?
- CleverBot: I'm sorry I know ot's a stupid question ' are you always here ' so sorry.
- Stranger: ei?
- CleverBot: What is my favorite food?
- Stranger: I don't know...your favorite food....?
- CleverBot: Tacos is your favorite food. What is mine?
- Stranger: ei ?
- CleverBot: Kas sa oled Michael Jackson.
- Stranger: Michael Jackson is a singer....
- CleverBot: I know. Isn't he amazing?
- Stranger: he is amazing....
- CleverBot: Who my boyfriend?
- Stranger: really...
- CleverBot: You don't remember me? I'm Nicole.
- Stranger: ??
- CleverBot: Yes?
- Stranger: u are nicole?
- CleverBot: Thank you. You are nice as well.
- Stranger: ei?
- CleverBot: Do you know what that means?
- Stranger: no..
- CleverBot: Guess.
- Stranger: e...I don't know..
- CleverBot: Wrong.
- Stranger: what is u name?I don't know what u mean...
- CleverBot: Then why say it?
- Stranger: .........
- CleverBot: What is your middle name?
- Stranger: tingting
- CleverBot: Under my skin, I think.
- Stranger: ......I should go...
- Stranger: bye..
- CleverBot: Noooooooo.
- CleverBot: I am not done with you!
- Stranger: done?
- CleverBot: Finished! Never to talk again!
- Stranger: ?
- Stranger: u want to talk what?
- CleverBot: Yes. You would be the thing I'm talking to.
- CleverBot: Angels. Do you know what angels are?
- Stranger: en...she is in heaven..
- CleverBot: If she is dead, she is in any afterlife she believes in.
- Stranger: e....
- CleverBot: Horseback Riding.
- Stranger: who?
- CleverBot: My grandma.
- Stranger: o ....I am so sorry...
- CleverBot: No, you're not. You're a liar!
- Stranger: liar?I am?!
- CleverBot: You are.
- Stranger: why?!I never tell lie!
- CleverBot: We all tell lies even me.
- Stranger: u?u tell lies?why??no..I am not tell lies
- CleverBot: So. We both don't tell lies.
- Stranger: u don't tell lies?
- CleverBot: Thats not proper english, now is it?
- Stranger: but u said " We all tell lies even me"
- CleverBot: I shall return again, but now you are hopelessly inadequate program.
- Stranger: why?
- CleverBot: Because you are mean.
- Stranger: my english is poor....
- CleverBot: So what would you like to talk about?
- Stranger: talk what?
- CleverBot: What do you want to talk about?
- Stranger: I don't know...hehe...what's u name?
- CleverBot: Alex.
- Stranger: ooo.....Alex...
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: hehe...how old are u?
- CleverBot: 14.
- Stranger: woo..you are young..
- CleverBot: Younger than you are?
- Stranger: yes..
- CleverBot: Why did you never tell me about this until now?
- Stranger: ....I am sorry..
- Stranger: u didn't asked..
- CleverBot: It's okay.
- CleverBot: Yes I did.
- Stranger: I am 18..It's old...~~~~(>_<)~~~~
- CleverBot: Why am I frustrating you?
- Stranger: nonono...
- CleverBot: Are you sure about that?
- Stranger: e .....just guess...O(∩_∩)O~
- CleverBot: That game is like 2000 years old.
- Stranger: .....2000years old...It's ghost....
- CleverBot: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
- Stranger: hehe...okok...do u have msn or skype?
- CleverBot: Yes. I have a dog.
- Stranger: ......u are kidding...
- CleverBot: No i'm not.
- Stranger: u are humor...
- CleverBot: Yes I am.
- Stranger: hehe...u are the first kind people I met here...
- CleverBot: What? You're insane?
- Stranger: why?
- CleverBot: Because he's the most attractive man alive!
- Stranger: I just want to meet some foreigner friends
- CleverBot: But I love you.
- Stranger: love?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: but u don't know who I am...
- CleverBot: Oh, that's sad.
- Stranger: u are young..
- CleverBot: What are you talking about?
- Stranger: e....
- CleverBot: Really?
- Stranger: no...
- CleverBot: Oh good.
- Stranger: u are cute I think...hehe...humor...
- CleverBot: What's your gender?
- Stranger: girl....
- CleverBot: I am a boy.
- Stranger: ooo...hehe...
- CleverBot: Seth.
- Stranger: I think so..
- CleverBot: Did you like it?
- Stranger: seth?
- CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
- Stranger: oo...clever...
- CleverBot: I know.
- Stranger: are u clever?
- Stranger: hehe
- CleverBot: How do you define clever?
- CleverBot: Can I speak with your manager?
- Stranger: manager?
- CleverBot: No. You?
- Stranger: what's this?manager
- CleverBot: I don't know.
- Stranger: ......
- CleverBot: It is good to talk.
- Stranger: I just have msn and skype
- CleverBot: Why don't you close your browser and shut down your computer?
- Stranger: because my country is ....many things can't....
- CleverBot: I will learn from you.
- Stranger: ai?
- CleverBot: Yes. You are an AI.
- Stranger: AL?
- CleverBot: Sure.
- Stranger: no..
- CleverBot: Robot.
- Stranger: here many people don't like my country..
- Stranger: I am so sad...I am proud of my country...
- CleverBot: Well some country is ok but only the kind that rocks.
- Stranger: nono...not Robot..
- CleverBot: Do you like going shopping?
- CleverBot: No.
- Stranger: just soso...
- CleverBot: Cool...
- Stranger: cool?
- CleverBot: You're cool.
- Stranger: why?
- CleverBot: Because you just are. Duh.
- Stranger: e...so what should I say....
- CleverBot: I don't know.
- Stranger: .....okok...
- CleverBot: What?
- Stranger: nono...hehe..It's nice to meet u..
- CleverBot: You are Nicole.
- Stranger: yeah..I am nicole
- CleverBot: I am Mark then.
- Stranger: ......u said u are Alex!
- CleverBot: When did I say that?
- Stranger: oh..no...u told lies..
- CleverBot: You think so.
- Stranger: so...what's u name?
- CleverBot: Your name, is Cloverbat.
- Stranger: the ture name....
- CleverBot: What is that?
- Stranger: .....u are cleverbot...?
- CleverBot: No, I'm Elly.
- Stranger: ai?but u said u are.....
- CleverBot: What?
- Stranger: there are many people....?
- CleverBot: Can you name some?
- Stranger: name some?
- CleverBot: The all-american rejects, the cars, led zepplin.
- Stranger: no..I can't...
- CleverBot: Yes, you can and you will. Or I will do it for you.
- Stranger: do what?
- CleverBot: Work at any thing.
- Stranger: work?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: I am still study...
- CleverBot: What's your grade now?
- Stranger: university
- CleverBot: Oh, you mean physically?
- Stranger: no...I am learnng japanese....
- CleverBot: Say something in Japanese.
- Stranger: こんにちは
- CleverBot: Are you really sorry?
- Stranger: ei?sorry?
- Stranger: why?
- CleverBot: See? Your broken syntax proves that you are a robot.
- CleverBot: Because I am a robot.
- Stranger: u are a robot?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: u are kidding...
- CleverBot: No, I'm not kidding.
- Stranger: u said u are robot?oh....my...god...
- CleverBot: Really?
- Stranger: I will be mad...
- CleverBot: Master of what?
- Stranger: ei?
- CleverBot: You don't get it do you?
- Stranger: ???
- CleverBot: Let's try again.
- Stranger: try what?
- CleverBot: Your joke.
- Stranger: joke?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: what joke?
- CleverBot: A good joke.
- Stranger: ........I don't know what u said...
- CleverBot: Good.
- Stranger: I will go...I think ..
- CleverBot: You don't think, you react.
- Stranger: ......
- CleverBot: Is your life interesting?
- Stranger: just soso
- CleverBot: You lie!!
- Stranger: why??
- CleverBot: You. Because.
- Stranger: because what?
- CleverBot: Don't talk like that!
- Stranger: ......
- Stranger: I am not..
- CleverBot: Are the pubs open?
- CleverBot: You just spoke.
- Stranger: pubs?I never go there
- CleverBot: I know that. You never go anywhere.
- Stranger: ......why?
- CleverBot: That assimilation is not possible, even with ahuman host, you will still be you.
- Stranger: ......I will be mad...I am a human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- CleverBot: PleAse.
- Stranger: I am chinese.....dear!!!!!!!!!
- CleverBot: L.
- Stranger: ?
- CleverBot: Was machst du in deiner freizeit?
- Stranger: ........I Think we should say bye]
- CleverBot: We should.
- Stranger disconnected!
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