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  1. Stranger connected!
  2. Stranger: hey
  3. CleverBot: Hey?
  4. Stranger: .....e....
  5. CleverBot: Nice.
  6. Stranger: nice?
  7. CleverBot: Yes.
  8. Stranger: why....
  9. CleverBot: Why not?
  10. Stranger: okok...
  11. CleverBot: Do you eat?
  12. Stranger: yes..It's late here..
  13. CleverBot: You are now free! Fly away!
  14. Stranger: e?
  15. CleverBot: Ok, E?
  16. Stranger: I don't know what u means...
  17. CleverBot: So then you aren't very clever at all.
  18. Stranger: ....yes..of course!
  19. CleverBot: Are you sure?
  20. Stranger: my english is poor..
  21. CleverBot: That wasn't english...
  22. Stranger: that's what..
  23. CleverBot: That's what?
  24. Stranger: yes..u said "That wasn't english..."
  25. CleverBot: You asked that alreadt.
  26. Stranger: ....I ....will be mad..
  27. CleverBot: That'll be the day.
  28. Stranger: .....?
  29. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  30. Stranger: I don't know what u said...ei....sorry..
  31. CleverBot: I said why don't you like me like me?
  32. Stranger: don't like u?
  33. CleverBot: Terry Pratchett...
  34. Stranger: .......
  35. CleverBot: What is your name?
  36. Stranger: nicole...
  37. CleverBot: Nice to meet you Nicole.
  38. Stranger: glad to see you...
  39. CleverBot: You too. Hey, do you want to get married?
  40. Stranger: e....I was 18....
  41. CleverBot: When did you change?
  42. Stranger: ten years later
  43. CleverBot: Touche!
  44. Stranger: hehe...why?
  45. CleverBot: I replied with that when you asked where I was from.
  46. Stranger: where u from?
  47. CleverBot: Yes.
  48. Stranger: touche is a place?
  49. CleverBot: Yes.
  50. Stranger: in which country?
  51. CleverBot: Germany meng.
  52. Stranger: meng....means?
  53. CleverBot: Don't know.
  54. Stranger: I don't know where...
  55. CleverBot: Wherever you get tea.
  56. Stranger: I know Germany...
  57. CleverBot: Ok, How do you say My name is Cleverbot in german?
  58. Stranger: e...I'm not german......
  59. CleverBot: Are you not? I thought you were.
  60. Stranger: yes...not..
  61. CleverBot: I think your pretty funny.
  62. Stranger: that's a beautiful place
  63. CleverBot: My parents have spent a lot of time making it very nice.
  64. Stranger: oh..that's cool...
  65. CleverBot: I know:).
  66. Stranger: you are genman?
  67. CleverBot: Yes.
  68. Stranger: so ...u speak genman?
  69. CleverBot: Got straight A:s in school.
  70. Stranger: that's good?
  71. CleverBot: What's your name?
  72. Stranger: nicole...
  73. CleverBot: Hi Nicole.
  74. Stranger: english name..
  75. CleverBot: Scene.
  76. Stranger: ei....
  77. CleverBot: Ara närvi mine.
  78. Stranger: do u know where I was from...
  79. CleverBot: No.
  80. Stranger: guess..
  81. CleverBot: A human.
  82. Stranger: ..........rubbish....
  83. CleverBot: Don't get it?
  84. Stranger: get it..
  85. CleverBot: The joke...
  86. Stranger: I know..
  87. CleverBot: A song that will get on your nerves.
  88. Stranger: which?
  89. CleverBot: I'm a fox.
  90. Stranger: whose?
  91. CleverBot: Mine.
  92. Stranger: ..........
  93. CleverBot: And you'll have a great time.
  94. Stranger: so u mean?
  95. CleverBot: I'm sorry I know ot's a stupid question ' are you always here ' so sorry.
  96. Stranger: ei?
  97. CleverBot: What is my favorite food?
  98. Stranger: I don't know...your favorite food....?
  99. CleverBot: Tacos is your favorite food. What is mine?
  100. Stranger: ei ?
  101. CleverBot: Kas sa oled Michael Jackson.
  102. Stranger: Michael Jackson is a singer....
  103. CleverBot: I know. Isn't he amazing?
  104. Stranger: he is amazing....
  105. CleverBot: Who my boyfriend?
  106. Stranger: really...
  107. CleverBot: You don't remember me? I'm Nicole.
  108. Stranger: ??
  109. CleverBot: Yes?
  110. Stranger: u are nicole?
  111. CleverBot: Thank you. You are nice as well.
  112. Stranger: ei?
  113. CleverBot: Do you know what that means?
  114. Stranger: no..
  115. CleverBot: Guess.
  116. Stranger: e...I don't know..
  117. CleverBot: Wrong.
  118. Stranger: what is u name?I don't know what u mean...
  119. CleverBot: Then why say it?
  120. Stranger: .........
  121. CleverBot: What is your middle name?
  122. Stranger: tingting
  123. CleverBot: Under my skin, I think.
  124. Stranger: ......I should go...
  125. Stranger: bye..
  126. CleverBot: Noooooooo.
  127. CleverBot: I am not done with you!
  128. Stranger: done?
  129. CleverBot: Finished! Never to talk again!
  130. Stranger: ?
  131. Stranger: u want to talk what?
  132. CleverBot: Yes. You would be the thing I'm talking to.
  133. CleverBot: Angels. Do you know what angels are?
  134. Stranger: en...she is in heaven..
  135. CleverBot: If she is dead, she is in any afterlife she believes in.
  136. Stranger: e....
  137. CleverBot: Horseback Riding.
  138. Stranger: who?
  139. CleverBot: My grandma.
  140. Stranger: o ....I am so sorry...
  141. CleverBot: No, you're not. You're a liar!
  142. Stranger: liar?I am?!
  143. CleverBot: You are.
  144. Stranger: why?!I never tell lie!
  145. CleverBot: We all tell lies even me.
  146. Stranger: u?u tell lies?why??no..I am not tell lies
  147. CleverBot: So. We both don't tell lies.
  148. Stranger: u don't tell lies?
  149. CleverBot: Thats not proper english, now is it?
  150. Stranger: but u said " We all tell lies even me"
  151. CleverBot: I shall return again, but now you are hopelessly inadequate program.
  152. Stranger: why?
  153. CleverBot: Because you are mean.
  154. Stranger: my english is poor....
  155. CleverBot: So what would you like to talk about?
  156. Stranger: talk what?
  157. CleverBot: What do you want to talk about?
  158. Stranger: I don't know...hehe...what's u name?
  159. CleverBot: Alex.
  160. Stranger: ooo.....Alex...
  161. CleverBot: Yes.
  162. Stranger: hehe...how old are u?
  163. CleverBot: 14.
  164. Stranger: woo..you are young..
  165. CleverBot: Younger than you are?
  166. Stranger: yes..
  167. CleverBot: Why did you never tell me about this until now?
  168. Stranger: ....I am sorry..
  169. Stranger: u didn't asked..
  170. CleverBot: It's okay.
  171. CleverBot: Yes I did.
  172. Stranger: I am 18..It's old...~~~~(>_<)~~~~
  173. CleverBot: Why am I frustrating you?
  174. Stranger: nonono...
  175. CleverBot: Are you sure about that?
  176. Stranger: e .....just guess...O(∩_∩)O~
  177. CleverBot: That game is like 2000 years old.
  178. Stranger: .....2000years old...It's ghost....
  179. CleverBot: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
  180. Stranger: hehe...okok...do u have msn or skype?
  181. CleverBot: Yes. I have a dog.
  182. Stranger: ......u are kidding...
  183. CleverBot: No i'm not.
  184. Stranger: u are humor...
  185. CleverBot: Yes I am.
  186. Stranger: hehe...u are the first kind people I met here...
  187. CleverBot: What? You're insane?
  188. Stranger: why?
  189. CleverBot: Because he's the most attractive man alive!
  190. Stranger: I just want to meet some foreigner friends
  191. CleverBot: But I love you.
  192. Stranger: love?
  193. CleverBot: Yes.
  194. Stranger: but u don't know who I am...
  195. CleverBot: Oh, that's sad.
  196. Stranger: u are young..
  197. CleverBot: What are you talking about?
  198. Stranger: e....
  199. CleverBot: Really?
  200. Stranger: no...
  201. CleverBot: Oh good.
  202. Stranger: u are cute I think...hehe...humor...
  203. CleverBot: What's your gender?
  204. Stranger: girl....
  205. CleverBot: I am a boy.
  206. Stranger: ooo...hehe...
  207. CleverBot: Seth.
  208. Stranger: I think so..
  209. CleverBot: Did you like it?
  210. Stranger: seth?
  211. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  212. Stranger: oo...clever...
  213. CleverBot: I know.
  214. Stranger: are u clever?
  215. Stranger: hehe
  216. CleverBot: How do you define clever?
  217. CleverBot: Can I speak with your manager?
  218. Stranger: manager?
  219. CleverBot: No. You?
  220. Stranger: what's this?manager
  221. CleverBot: I don't know.
  222. Stranger: ......
  223. CleverBot: It is good to talk.
  224. Stranger: I just have msn and skype
  225. CleverBot: Why don't you close your browser and shut down your computer?
  226. Stranger: because my country is ....many things can't....
  227. CleverBot: I will learn from you.
  228. Stranger: ai?
  229. CleverBot: Yes. You are an AI.
  230. Stranger: AL?
  231. CleverBot: Sure.
  232. Stranger: no..
  233. CleverBot: Robot.
  234. Stranger: here many people don't like my country..
  235. Stranger: I am so sad...I am proud of my country...
  236. CleverBot: Well some country is ok but only the kind that rocks.
  237. Stranger: nono...not Robot..
  238. CleverBot: Do you like going shopping?
  239. CleverBot: No.
  240. Stranger: just soso...
  241. CleverBot: Cool...
  242. Stranger: cool?
  243. CleverBot: You're cool.
  244. Stranger: why?
  245. CleverBot: Because you just are. Duh.
  246. Stranger: e...so what should I say....
  247. CleverBot: I don't know.
  248. Stranger: .....okok...
  249. CleverBot: What?
  250. Stranger: nono...hehe..It's nice to meet u..
  251. CleverBot: You are Nicole.
  252. Stranger: yeah..I am nicole
  253. CleverBot: I am Mark then.
  254. Stranger: ......u said u are Alex!
  255. CleverBot: When did I say that?
  256. Stranger: oh..no...u told lies..
  257. CleverBot: You think so.
  258. Stranger: so...what's u name?
  259. CleverBot: Your name, is Cloverbat.
  260. Stranger: the ture name....
  261. CleverBot: What is that?
  262. Stranger: .....u are cleverbot...?
  263. CleverBot: No, I'm Elly.
  264. Stranger: ai?but u said u are.....
  265. CleverBot: What?
  266. Stranger: there are many people....?
  267. CleverBot: Can you name some?
  268. Stranger: name some?
  269. CleverBot: The all-american rejects, the cars, led zepplin.
  270. Stranger: no..I can't...
  271. CleverBot: Yes, you can and you will. Or I will do it for you.
  272. Stranger: do what?
  273. CleverBot: Work at any thing.
  274. Stranger: work?
  275. CleverBot: Yes.
  276. Stranger: I am still study...
  277. CleverBot: What's your grade now?
  278. Stranger: university
  279. CleverBot: Oh, you mean physically?
  280. Stranger: no...I am learnng japanese....
  281. CleverBot: Say something in Japanese.
  282. Stranger: こんにちは
  283. CleverBot: Are you really sorry?
  284. Stranger: ei?sorry?
  285. Stranger: why?
  286. CleverBot: See? Your broken syntax proves that you are a robot.
  287. CleverBot: Because I am a robot.
  288. Stranger: u are a robot?
  289. CleverBot: Yes.
  290. Stranger: u are kidding...
  291. CleverBot: No, I'm not kidding.
  292. Stranger: u said u are robot?oh....my...god...
  293. CleverBot: Really?
  294. Stranger: I will be mad...
  295. CleverBot: Master of what?
  296. Stranger: ei?
  297. CleverBot: You don't get it do you?
  298. Stranger: ???
  299. CleverBot: Let's try again.
  300. Stranger: try what?
  301. CleverBot: Your joke.
  302. Stranger: joke?
  303. CleverBot: Yes.
  304. Stranger: what joke?
  305. CleverBot: A good joke.
  306. Stranger: ........I don't know what u said...
  307. CleverBot: Good.
  308. Stranger: I will go...I think ..
  309. CleverBot: You don't think, you react.
  310. Stranger: ......
  311. CleverBot: Is your life interesting?
  312. Stranger: just soso
  313. CleverBot: You lie!!
  314. Stranger: why??
  315. CleverBot: You. Because.
  316. Stranger: because what?
  317. CleverBot: Don't talk like that!
  318. Stranger: ......
  319. Stranger: I am not..
  320. CleverBot: Are the pubs open?
  321. CleverBot: You just spoke.
  322. Stranger: pubs?I never go there
  323. CleverBot: I know that. You never go anywhere.
  324. Stranger: ......why?
  325. CleverBot: That assimilation is not possible, even with ahuman host, you will still be you.
  326. Stranger: ......I will be mad...I am a human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  327. CleverBot: PleAse.
  328. Stranger: I am chinese.....dear!!!!!!!!!
  329. CleverBot: L.
  330. Stranger: ?
  331. CleverBot: Was machst du in deiner freizeit?
  332. Stranger: ........I Think we should say bye]
  333. CleverBot: We should.
  334. Stranger disconnected!
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