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- >Day 1 in Equestria
- >see Twilight
- >Holy shit a talking horse
- >die of fear
- >Fluttershy dry humps your corpse
- >Scootalo cuts you open and lives inside you
- >Celestia has your penis coated in bronze for safe keeping.
- >it was a boring day.
- >day 2 in Equestria
- >after chasing off orphan-aloo getting your penis back and cleaning the squash soup off yourself you deciede to explore this magic place
- >holy shit this place is teh gay
- >too colorful
- >too to sweet
- >plus to many chicks
- >you need men to flex and be tough with
- >kill your self cause your hardcore
- >today was a teh-gay-day
- >day 3 in Equestria
- >why the fuck are you alive?
- >guess Gods scared and the devil likes ya to much
- >see a pink horse
- >you wanna fuck that shit hole
- "hey pink one i-wanna-fuck-your-bum"
- >she doesn't respond
- >she is dead
- >engage bum fucking
- >today was a anal-necrophilia day
- >day 4 in Equestria
- >decide to fight a bear
- >rape it to death
- >slip on an ice cube
- >shatter spine on an apple
- >today was a anti climitic day
- >day 5 in Equestria
- >these horse things are starting to get curious about the undying ape thing
- >purple one wants to "study my habits"
- >duck tape her to the back of my head
- >face her behind you so she can watch your back
- >wines about she can't see shit
- >your shit is all she needs to see.
- >suddenly get a raging boner
- >hide behind really fat horse and start jerking it
- >purple drink asks what are you doing
- >tell her your trying to get moby out of the dick
- >You bucket cum
- >like any good Christian you mix the white man goo with orange fanta and drink it
- >forgot that your cum is 5/9 cyanide
- >you die
- >today was a no fat chicks day
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