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  1. Game 4113862496:
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  3. Pre Game Lobby:
  4. Axeo: mhmmm
  5. Axeo: dont care
  6. Axeo: if you pref mid we can swap
  7. Axeo: sure
  8. Axeo: go mid then
  9. Axeo: XD
  10. Axeo: just dont feed
  11. Axeo: and idc
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  13.  
  14. In Game:
  15. Axeo: im blind
  16. Axeo: had it warded
  17. [All]Axeo: nice babysit
  18. [All]Axeo: k
  19. [All]Axeo: hes drunk my ass
  20. Axeo: im getting babysit mumu on top
  21. Axeo: all game
  22. Axeo: maybe ill get a ganked?
  23. Axeo: ok?
  24. Axeo: but when is my gank?
  25. Axeo: should have never lane swapped -_-
  26. Axeo: 4/1 jungle 0 ganks top
  27. Axeo: when top has 0/4
  28. Axeo: and losing the most
  29. Axeo: imagine being a jungler and not knowing what lane to gank
  30. [All]Axeo: w/r
  31. [All]Axeo: w/e
  32. [All]Axeo: jungler difference
  33. [All]Axeo: im fking done being nice and swapping lanes to retards
  34. [All]Axeo: cool
  35. [All]Axeo: but jungler should see what lane needs gank the most
  36. [All]Axeo: i have 0/5
  37. [All]Axeo: its kinda obvious to gank top before its 0/20
  38. [All]Axeo: instead fiora will leave top with 20/0 in 10 minutes time
  39. [All]Axeo: and then everyone will be asking wtf why does fiora have 20/0
  40. Axeo: if top
  41. Axeo: doesnt get gank
  42. Axeo: in 30 sec
  43. Axeo: im inting this
  44. Axeo: i swear to fucking god
  45. Axeo: oh youre asking for it
  46. Axeo: youre asking for a 20/0 fiora
  47. Axeo: youre literally asking
  48. Axeo: keep fighting?
  49. Axeo: im getting ganked
  50. Axeo: 18 min into the game, top with 0/6 has still 0 ganks
  51. [All]Axeo: ignore the fact im losing top and its my fault
  52. [All]Axeo: ignore the fact im losing top and its my fault, but 1/2 decent ganks
  53. [All]Axeo: cant prevent everything
  54. [All]Axeo: instead im left there to get bullied until 0/6 for 20 minutes of the fucking game
  55. [All]Axeo: and then everyone wonders why top is lost and fiora is fed
  56. Axeo: keep talking
  57. Axeo: and ill make you lose
  58. Axeo: i swear to fucking god
  59. [All]Axeo: wanna swap teams?
  60. [All]Axeo: bg
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  63. Post Game Lobby:
  64. Axeo: gj
  65. Axeo: 0 ganks top
  66. Axeo: when top was losing
  67. Axeo: if they were a tiny big better
  68. Axeo: you would have lost
  69. Axeo: becuase of fiora feed
  70. Axeo: becuase noone was bothered
  71. Axeo: to help a losing lane
  72. Axeo: to prevent it
  73. Axeo: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
  74. Axeo: is 1 GANK
  75. Axeo: to stop a feed
  76. Axeo: i was getting tower dived
  77. Axeo: wtf you on about
  78. Axeo: ....
  79. Axeo: i died 3 times under my own turret
  80. Axeo: mid even had fking teleport
  81. Axeo: and still couldnt gank
  82. Axeo: imagine that
  83. Axeo: fml im arguing with goldies
  84. Axeo: plz
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  88. Game 4111060625:
  89. Axeo: GJ
  90. Axeo: ....
  91. Axeo: now he has double buff
  92. Axeo: lee
  93. [All]Axeo: thank you yi <3
  94. Axeo: now lee has 2/0
  95. Axeo: thank you yi
  96. Axeo: for feeding my fizz
  97. Axeo: yes
  98. Axeo: play safe
  99. [All]Axeo: gg wp
  100. [All]Axeo: yi snowballed you guys the game
  101. [All]Axeo: really you would be losing the lane
  102. [All]Axeo: if yi didnt feed you both
  103. Axeo: enjoy the loss
  104. Axeo: yi
  105. Axeo: thank yourself
  106. Axeo: fucking dumbass
  107. Axeo: yi
  108. Axeo: mute yourself
  109. Axeo: for the rest of the game
  110. Axeo: youre trash
  111. Axeo: you lost us early game
  112. Axeo: by feeding jungle and mid
  113. Axeo: now i get 1 shot
  114. Axeo: draven
  115. Axeo: stop fucking talking shit
  116. Axeo: and fking help
  117. Axeo: idiot
  118. Axeo: how can we play
  119. Axeo: when i get 1 shot
  120. Axeo: by 2 fucking people on their team
  121. Axeo: u dumbass
  122. Axeo: i get 1 SHOT
  123. Axeo: I CANT FUCKING PLAY SAFE
  124. Axeo: I GET 1 SHOT UNDER TURRET
  125. Axeo: ok ill get the 20 kills and lets ssee how its good
  126. Axeo: dont flame me later
  127. Axeo: when i have 1/20
  128. Axeo: thank yi
  129. Axeo: idgaf anymore
  130. Axeo: came to my lane, fed it
  131. Axeo: and then left
  132. Axeo: no i dont want ot get carried
  133. Axeo: i was winning my lane all fine
  134. Axeo: until this dumbass came
  135. Axeo: and fed it
  136. [All]Axeo: bg
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  138. Post Game Lobby:
  139. Game 4110448676:
  140. Axeo: what do you mean a good xerath?
  141. Axeo: rengar
  142. Axeo: wtf are you doing?
  143. Axeo: im fighting in mid
  144. Axeo: gj rengar
  145. Axeo: you ping
  146. Axeo: to leave
  147. Axeo: then you sit there
  148. Axeo: and dont fking do anything
  149. Axeo: dont fking ping
  150. Axeo: you dumbass
  151. Axeo: if you arent gonna do anything
  152. Axeo: i would have stolen it if i knew you arent gonna bother
  153. Axeo: he flashed
  154. Axeo: dumbass
  155. Axeo: u want me to counter flash?
  156. Axeo: l2p silver
  157. Axeo: u fed ww
  158. Axeo: no wonder you are mad
  159. Axeo: stuck in silver forever
  160. Axeo: then gold
  161. Axeo: you think gold
  162. Axeo: is good?
  163. Axeo: what logic are you even using
  164. Axeo: im in a lane vs a xerath
  165. Axeo: no shit he will outfarm me??
  166. Axeo: you boosted to gold?
  167. Axeo: lol
  168. Axeo: especially after you fed him
  169. Axeo: i died to him 1 time
  170. Axeo: somehow he has 3/0
  171. [All]Axeo: report rengar please
  172. [All]Axeo: inting and afk
  173. [All]Axeo: and flaming
  174. [All]Axeo: as you can see from his language...
  175. Axeo: you want them
  176. Axeo: to take it?
  177. Axeo: and the inferno drake?
  178. Axeo: dumbass????
  179. Axeo: they just did drake, they will invade our jungle
  180. Axeo: think goldie
  181. Axeo: think
  182. Axeo: XD
  183. Axeo: nice 1/8 rengar
  184. Axeo: goldie
  185. [All]Axeo: report him thx
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  187. Post Game Lobby:
  188. Axeo: ^^^^
  189. Axeo: small puppy barking
  190. Axeo: such sadness
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  195. Game 4109519457:
  196.  
  197. Pre Game Lobby:
  198. Axeo: a janna
  199. Axeo: that he banned
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  202. In Game:
  203. Axeo: gj
  204. Axeo: my bad
  205. Axeo: missed
  206. Axeo: jinx
  207. Axeo: please play safer
  208. Axeo: stop feeding
  209. Axeo: i cant carry if you all feed
  210. Axeo: -_-
  211. Axeo: then dont engage
  212. Axeo: them both...
  213. [All]Axeo: :D
  214. Axeo: stop feeding top
  215. Axeo: ffs
  216. Axeo: please
  217. [All]Axeo: report illaoi please
  218. [All]Axeo: from champ pick
  219. [All]Axeo: banning team champs
  220. [All]Axeo: and then inting
  221. Axeo: youre trash
  222. Axeo: kid
  223. Axeo: no hands no brain
  224. Axeo: ropes exist
  225. [All]Axeo: you can tie yourself a nice bow tie
  226. Axeo: and wear it proudly
  227. [All]Axeo: ??
  228. [All]Axeo: clutch heal
  229. [All]Axeo: gg wp
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  232. Post Game Lobby:
  233. Axeo: report top plz
  234. Axeo: for inting
  235. Axeo: i told you
  236. Axeo: to get a rope and make a bow tie
  237. Axeo: <3
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