Magnus Agility 1

Griffin: You have a -- you’re jumping onto a car that is driving at ramming speed toward the car you’re currently standing on, you’re both jumping simultaneously. You don’t have time to --

Justin: Hurley is ramming you.

Clint: [crosstalk] Okay so she’s -- ramming us.

Justin: Right.

Travis: Yeah.

Clint: And I’m jumping towards the vehicle coming towards us.

Griffin: Yeah.

Justin: Dad’s doing the math on the vehicle he’s intending to jump.{10:34}

Clint: [crosstalk] And I’m not tied to anything?

Griffin: If one battle wagon going 90mph departing from Chicago--

Travis: Right, okay, I’m rolling, let’s do this!

Clint: I’ll roll, I’ll go! I’ll go!

Griffin: Alright.

Clint: Alright.

[dice rolling]

Travis: I rolled a 19.

Clint: [wheezing]

Justin: ho... ly… shit.

Clint: … I rolled a one...

Griffin: ...Oh, man.

Travis: Maybe I do take him with me…

Clint: [wheezing more]

Justin: No no no no no no no no. We’re here.

Clint: [crosstalk] Nono, you go ahead. Go for it!

Travis: Well, I rolled a 19, so…

Griffin: [crosstalk] Uh --

Clint: What -- di -- of course you did. Of c-- What di-- [unintelligible]

Travis: [crosstalk] I rolled a 12 plus my 7, so.

Clint: Go ahead. Let’s see what happens.

Griffin: Uhh--

Clint: [chuckling] So basically I just kinda hopped in the air about 6 inches and came right back down.

Griffin: Yeah, you didn’t really do much of anything there, huh?

Clint: Eh…

Griffin: Magnus, you effortlessly float through the air like a leaf, uh, and land on the back of the wagon and get your hand on one of those safety railings at the top of the car, uh, which is good--

Ep. 25, Petals to the Metal, 10:19