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- from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #819
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- >levianon interrupts another situation blitzo is in
- >it's on the beach where verosika and blitzo are having their little competition
- >right when verosikas rew were going to go into the crowd of humans a whale gets beached
- >no one noticed the disguised levianon step away from the giant mammal
- >this snaps the crowd out of verosikas spell as they all clamor over to the whale, for selfies or to help it or whatever
- >blitzo and co. see the opportunity to get ahead in the kill-off
- >meanwhile verosika is pised
- >she can tell when some demonic fk is using magic and that fker walking away is using it
- >"Oh that bastard is fking dead!"
- >meanwhile levianon is scoping out things sinners and demons would kill for on various markets
- >food that doesn't taste like drugs or like plastic? meh could be profitable
- >drugs that aren't complete sht? eehhhh...
- >some popstar btch yelling in his face? maybe.
- >wait what?
- >"Are you even listening to me?!"
- "No I have more important things to do."
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- >"No I have more important things to do."
- lol
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- >"Listen lassie, if it's not money jinglin' it's no worth listening to, and I'm afraid you don't sound nothin' like a pocket full of coin"
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- >levianon
- >One of the college dipshts sees what’s happening and joins in. He looks at Levianon.
- >”Yoooo! Nice costume dude! That’s hella cool looking!! You look like that.. Uh.. squid guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies!”
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- But anon he's using a disguise spell
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- >he's using a disguise spell
- >he still gets caught by someone
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- >Verosika is a petty btch and somehow breaks the disguise spell just to reveal Levianon
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- >Pirates deal in three things: cash, goods, and hostages
- >What takes priority depends on the situation
- >A few weeks without being able to hit a port and resupply?
- >Ships full of goods are now the target, not to fence for a profit but to sustain the crew
- >Well supplied?
- >Then start looking for money to steal and spend on luxuries
- >Realize that a VIP is on one ship and the bullion is on another?
- >If that VIP could be ransomed off for more than the market value of all that shiny metal, you go after the VIP (a single person is easier to keep track of than heaps and heaps of cash anyway)
- >And now, here's the one mortal soul in a million who can see through a demon's disguise
- >That has to be worth something to someone, right?
- >This silver spoon-fed lubber just rose to the top of the priority list
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- Inb4 Random college kid becomes the newest member of levianon's crew.
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