Tomato Head

"Dear Dr. Mann, I have a tomato lodged in my skull, please help!" —Unfunny in Site 03

Oh dear. That's really wedged in there, isn't it? Well, I hope you enjoy vegetables, since it's going to be there for a while.

Also, you're going to be one. It's interrupting the blood flow to your brain, and there's nothing we can do. Dreadfully sorry.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ask-doctor-mann