Anon is not a shill
A charlatan or a fool
A crossposter that ignores all the board's rules
OP's thread is a dependable
Unwavering, inarguably objective
Adjudicator, of your opinions

Never trust reviews
they ad, vertise
Putting faith in LPs
Is most unwise
Here's a truth you all
Must realize
In unbridled hate
Is where freedom lies

Don't put your trust in
clips, or streams
You won't learn a thing
From any of these
Here's another fact
If it will please
From the depths of the board
The yes man flees!

If /v/ says so
Then it is so
If it is so
Well so it is
A meme's not fit to post
'Til it's had Anon's roast
When /v/ says so
So it is

Never trust that thing
Between your ears
Brains will get you nowhere fast
I fear
Haven't had a need
For mine in years
Since the front page is where
Traps appear

If /v/ says so
Then it is so
If it is so
So it is
Your opinion's not news
'Til it's showered in (you)s
Never differ from or doubt it
Or play vidya games without it

Thank goodness we've got this

So we don't need to fret about it
If /v/ says so
So it is