Sovetian Brewing!

Account Key: InvertedHelix
IC Name: Udon
App Goal: Cooking

Reasoning:
-Udon is big russian dinosaur as such he needs to create a brewery and serve state-sanctioned alcohol. Here is how it will go, I can already see it. Udon shall brew the great Sovetian brand Vodka from his homeland and he will gift it to his fellows in a great equalist movement.

"Comrade Udon, why have you brought so much Vodka?"

"Vell you see Comrade Anon! In Udon's homeland of Sovetia Vodka brings you!"

It gets better as one of the Ansatsuken, Udon will have a killer slogan of his alcohol! "Sovetia Vodka! So strong It'll kill you! Literally!" Guaranteed to bring the killer out of you! Things such as that.

-It'll be really funny.