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  1. Ohir Eri says, "Oh, sorry, I assumed your gender, I'll have to go to court now and be publically executed, sorry, Xir."
  2. Victoria tenses up.
  3. Raymond Powers says, "Damn straight, you gender-assuming garbage."
  4. Raymond Powers snickers oddly.
  5. Zarlo Fabian Wolf asks, "You good?"
  6. Ohir Eri says, "Oh snap."
  7. Victoria says, "...Um."
  8. Ohir Eri asks, "Did you just assume my garbe pronoun?"
  9. Ohir Eri says, "Garbage"
  10. Ohir Eri says, "I'll have you know."
  11. LOOC: Raymond Powers: inb4 triggered victoria
  12. Ohir Eri says, "I identify as TRASH."
  13. Ohir Eri says, "Not GARBAGE."
  14. LOOC: Raymond Powers: she goes on a rampage about gender identity
  15. LOOC: Ohir Eri: there's only two genders
  16. Raymond Powers says, "Oh, I'm dearly sorry."
  17. Victoria says, "The equivalent of "sir" or "ma'am" for nonbinary individuals is usually "ser""
  18. LOOC: Raymond Powers: male and male without a penis
  19. LOOC: Ohir Eri: si
  20. Ohir Eri says, "Okay, Xir."
  21. Ohir Eri says, "Sorry Xir."
  22. Ohir Eri chuckles.
  23. LOOC: Victoria: there are two genders
  24. LOOC: Victoria: slam
  25. LOOC: Victoria: and jam
  26. Raymond Powers whirrs.
  27. LOOC: Martin509: two genders
  28. LOOC: Martin509: nut
  29. LOOC: Martin509: and shack
  30. LOOC: Ohir Eri: god damn it
  31. LOOC: Raymond Powers: 46 genders
  32. LOOC: Raymond Powers: hetero
  33. LOOC: Raymond Powers: homo
  34. LOOC: Raymond Powers: bi
  35. LOOC: Raymond Powers: pan
  36. LOOC: Raymond Powers: slam
  37. LOOC: Raymond Powers: jam
  38. LOOC: Raymond Powers: fan
  39. LOOC: Raymond Powers: canned
  40. LOOC: Raymond Powers: xir
  41. LOOC: Raymond Powers: trash
  42. LOOC: Raymond Powers: garbage
  43. LOOC: Ohir Eri: wow! a land of make believe!
  44. LOOC: Raymond Powers: memelord
  45. LOOC: Raymond Powers: and uh
  46. LOOC: Raymond Powers: a lot more
  47. LOOC: Zarlo Fabian Wolf: "Garbo"
  48. LOOC: Victoria: they release new genders with every new generation
  49. LOOC: Raymond Powers: uh excuse me i'm trashosexual
  50. LOOC: Ohir Eri: trashsexual
  51. LOOC: Raymond Powers: i am sexually attracted to trash
  52. LOOC: Zarlo Fabian Wolf: excuse me im a faggot
  53. LOOC: Ohir Eri: also bi isnt a gender, people who say so need to be fucking murdered
  54. LOOC: Martin509: gosh why can't we have one universal industry standard gender instead of all these competing genders
  55. LOOC: Raymond Powers: i might make a joke character that has their pronouns tattooed on their wrists
  56. LOOC: Ohir Eri: like male or female
  57. LOOC: Ohir Eri: gosh, if only we had that!!
  58. LOOC: Raymond Powers: 'them' and 'they'
  59. LOOC: Martin509: so many of them aren't compatible with the existing ones
  60. LOOC: SilveryFerret: excuse me i sexually identify as an apple product
  61. LOOC: Ohir Eri: EXCUSE ME BUT APPLE PRODUCTS TRIGGER EM
  62. LOOC: Raymond Powers: i sexually identify as a USB port >_>
  63. LOOC: Ohir Eri: me, say sorry or i;ll get u fired
  64. LOOC: Victoria: Erinn almost, almost, got they/them knuckle tatoos
  65. LOOC: Martin509: i sexually identify as a system on a chip
  66. LOOC: Victoria: there's only two genders
  67. LOOC: Raymond Powers: i sexually identify as martin509 in LOOC
  68. LOOC: Victoria: mac
  69. LOOC: Ohir Eri: i can actually see future work places FORCING you to get tattoos stating ur gender
  70. LOOC: Zarlo Fabian Wolf: I sexually identify as a yellow sour patch kid.
  71. LOOC: Victoria: and windows
  72. LOOC: SilveryFerret: excuse me but linux is superior
  73. LOOC: Victoria: no linux doesn't exist
  74. LOOC: Ohir Eri: linux is a fake gender
  75. LOOC: Ohir Eri: stop making up genders
  76. LOOC: Victoria: it's actually just a confused macos
  77. Zarlo Fabian Wolf says, "Man you guys are quiet."
  78. LOOC: Martin509: I sexually identify as a system on a chip running Amiga
  79. Ohir Eri says, "Shhhhh."
  80. Ohir Eri whispers, "*******g ** h**e** ***** ****"
  81. Zarlo Fabian Wolf asks, "What?"
  82. Victoria says, "This one has nothing further to say on the subject"
  83. LOOC: Martin509: running an emulator for the atari jaguar
  84. LOOC: Raymond Powers: 'hey, dude, can yo--' 'did you just fucking assume my gender? just because i have a penis and an X and Y chromosome doesn't mean i'm a fucking MAN'
  85. LOOC: Ohir Eri: just because i sexually identify as "hlem" doent mean im a dude!!!
  86. Raymond Powers says, "Well."
  87. Raymond Powers says, "'Tis the season to overplay every Christmas song released within the last year."
  88. LOOC: Victoria: did you know that
  89. Raymond Powers says, "Thus ruining any sort of value of that song."
  90. Raymond Powers asks, "Am I right?"
  91. LOOC: Ohir Eri: there's only 2 genders?
  92. LOOC: Victoria: an appreciable proporition of the population
  93. LOOC: Raymond Powers: are plurals?
  94. LOOC: Victoria: doesn't have the chromosomes you'd expect given their sex
  95. LOOC: Ohir Eri: thanks now i want to di
  96. LOOC: Victoria: and the only way to tell is by
  97. LOOC: Raymond Powers: brb roping self
  98. LOOC: Victoria: actually getting a karyotype
  99. LOOC: Ohir Eri: people like that have too many chromosones, actually
  100. LOOC: Ohir Eri: chromosomes*
  101. LOOC: Martin509: apparently you can have an XXY gene set
  102. LOOC: Raymond Powers: martin,
  103. LOOC: Victoria: there's XY women and XX men who seem totally normal
  104. LOOC: Victoria: like
  105. LOOC: Ohir Eri: yes, martin, if you're a freak
  106. LOOC: Martin509: you end up male but incredibly wimpy and shit at everything
  107. LOOC: Victoria: unless you actually take a microscope to them
  108. LOOC: Raymond Powers: those are called genetic abominations and shitheads who can brag about how they make a new gender
  109. LOOC: Victoria: I'm XXY actually martin
  110. LOOC: Raymond Powers: basically
  111. LOOC: Raymond Powers: me
  112. LOOC: Raymond Powers: :^
  113. LOOC: Ohir Eri: people who make new genders have to many chromosomes
  114. LOOC: Victoria: can confirm, my muscles are shit
  115. LOOC: Raymond Powers: what do you call a man with down syndrome that does a hand stand
  116. LOOC: Ohir Eri: an xy chromosome
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