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- Ohir Eri says, "Oh, sorry, I assumed your gender, I'll have to go to court now and be publically executed, sorry, Xir."
- Victoria tenses up.
- Raymond Powers says, "Damn straight, you gender-assuming garbage."
- Raymond Powers snickers oddly.
- Zarlo Fabian Wolf asks, "You good?"
- Ohir Eri says, "Oh snap."
- Victoria says, "...Um."
- Ohir Eri asks, "Did you just assume my garbe pronoun?"
- Ohir Eri says, "Garbage"
- Ohir Eri says, "I'll have you know."
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: inb4 triggered victoria
- Ohir Eri says, "I identify as TRASH."
- Ohir Eri says, "Not GARBAGE."
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: she goes on a rampage about gender identity
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: there's only two genders
- Raymond Powers says, "Oh, I'm dearly sorry."
- Victoria says, "The equivalent of "sir" or "ma'am" for nonbinary individuals is usually "ser""
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: male and male without a penis
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: si
- Ohir Eri says, "Okay, Xir."
- Ohir Eri says, "Sorry Xir."
- Ohir Eri chuckles.
- LOOC: Victoria: there are two genders
- LOOC: Victoria: slam
- LOOC: Victoria: and jam
- Raymond Powers whirrs.
- LOOC: Martin509: two genders
- LOOC: Martin509: nut
- LOOC: Martin509: and shack
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: god damn it
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: 46 genders
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: hetero
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: homo
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: bi
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: pan
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: slam
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: jam
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: fan
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: canned
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: xir
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: trash
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: garbage
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: wow! a land of make believe!
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: memelord
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: and uh
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: a lot more
- LOOC: Zarlo Fabian Wolf: "Garbo"
- LOOC: Victoria: they release new genders with every new generation
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: uh excuse me i'm trashosexual
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: trashsexual
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: i am sexually attracted to trash
- LOOC: Zarlo Fabian Wolf: excuse me im a faggot
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: also bi isnt a gender, people who say so need to be fucking murdered
- LOOC: Martin509: gosh why can't we have one universal industry standard gender instead of all these competing genders
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: i might make a joke character that has their pronouns tattooed on their wrists
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: like male or female
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: gosh, if only we had that!!
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: 'them' and 'they'
- LOOC: Martin509: so many of them aren't compatible with the existing ones
- LOOC: SilveryFerret: excuse me i sexually identify as an apple product
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: EXCUSE ME BUT APPLE PRODUCTS TRIGGER EM
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: i sexually identify as a USB port >_>
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: me, say sorry or i;ll get u fired
- LOOC: Victoria: Erinn almost, almost, got they/them knuckle tatoos
- LOOC: Martin509: i sexually identify as a system on a chip
- LOOC: Victoria: there's only two genders
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: i sexually identify as martin509 in LOOC
- LOOC: Victoria: mac
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: i can actually see future work places FORCING you to get tattoos stating ur gender
- LOOC: Zarlo Fabian Wolf: I sexually identify as a yellow sour patch kid.
- LOOC: Victoria: and windows
- LOOC: SilveryFerret: excuse me but linux is superior
- LOOC: Victoria: no linux doesn't exist
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: linux is a fake gender
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: stop making up genders
- LOOC: Victoria: it's actually just a confused macos
- Zarlo Fabian Wolf says, "Man you guys are quiet."
- LOOC: Martin509: I sexually identify as a system on a chip running Amiga
- Ohir Eri says, "Shhhhh."
- Ohir Eri whispers, "*******g ** h**e** ***** ****"
- Zarlo Fabian Wolf asks, "What?"
- Victoria says, "This one has nothing further to say on the subject"
- LOOC: Martin509: running an emulator for the atari jaguar
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: 'hey, dude, can yo--' 'did you just fucking assume my gender? just because i have a penis and an X and Y chromosome doesn't mean i'm a fucking MAN'
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: just because i sexually identify as "hlem" doent mean im a dude!!!
- Raymond Powers says, "Well."
- Raymond Powers says, "'Tis the season to overplay every Christmas song released within the last year."
- LOOC: Victoria: did you know that
- Raymond Powers says, "Thus ruining any sort of value of that song."
- Raymond Powers asks, "Am I right?"
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: there's only 2 genders?
- LOOC: Victoria: an appreciable proporition of the population
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: are plurals?
- LOOC: Victoria: doesn't have the chromosomes you'd expect given their sex
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: thanks now i want to di
- LOOC: Victoria: and the only way to tell is by
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: brb roping self
- LOOC: Victoria: actually getting a karyotype
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: people like that have too many chromosones, actually
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: chromosomes*
- LOOC: Martin509: apparently you can have an XXY gene set
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: martin,
- LOOC: Victoria: there's XY women and XX men who seem totally normal
- LOOC: Victoria: like
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: yes, martin, if you're a freak
- LOOC: Martin509: you end up male but incredibly wimpy and shit at everything
- LOOC: Victoria: unless you actually take a microscope to them
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: those are called genetic abominations and shitheads who can brag about how they make a new gender
- LOOC: Victoria: I'm XXY actually martin
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: basically
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: me
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: :^
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: people who make new genders have to many chromosomes
- LOOC: Victoria: can confirm, my muscles are shit
- LOOC: Raymond Powers: what do you call a man with down syndrome that does a hand stand
- LOOC: Ohir Eri: an xy chromosome
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