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  1. clear
  2.  
  3. ECHO =================================================
  4. ECHO ===[-----mugnuff's Autoexec was loaded!------]===
  5. ECHO =================================================
  6.  
  7. //Misc
  8. fps_max 999
  9.  
  10. //Binds
  11. bind "uparrow" "exec autoexec"
  12. bind "downarrow" "volume 0"
  13. bind "leftarrow" "net_graph 1"
  14. bind "rightarrow" "net_graph 0"
  15. bind "f1" "buy ak47;buy vesthelm"
  16. bind "f2" "buy awp;buy vesthelm"
  17. bind "f3" "buy smokegrenade;buy flashbang;buy hegrenade;buy molotov;buy flashbang;buy defuser"
  18. bind "f4" "buy nova;buy vesthelm;buy deagle"
  19.  
  20. //Surfbinds
  21. bind "mouse4" "+right"
  22. bind "mouse5" "+left"
  23. bind "mouae3" "+strafe"
  24. bind "n" "say /sgive awp"
  25. bind "j" "say /sgive hegrenade"
  26.  
  27. // SOUND
  28. volume "0.05"
  29.  
  30. // Sensitivity
  31. sensitivity "1.4"
  32.  
  33. // Viewmodel
  34. viewmodel_fov "90"
  35. viewmodel_offset_y "3"
  36. viewmodel_offset_x "3"
  37. viewmodel_offset_z "-3"
  38. cl_bob_lower_amt "0"
  39.  
  40. // Crosshair
  41. bind "t" "ch"
  42. alias "ch" "ch1"
  43.  
  44. alias "ch1" "cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairsize 8; cl_crosshairgap -10; cl_crosshairthickness 0.5; cl_crosshairdot 0; alias ch ch2"
  45.  
  46. alias "ch2" "cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairgap -1; cl_crosshairthickness .05; cl_crosshairdot 0; alias ch ch3"
  47.  
  48. alias "ch3" "cl_crosshairstyle 5; cl_crosshairsize 3; cl_crosshairgap 100000000; cl_crosshairthickness .05; cl_crosshairdot 1; alias ch ch4"
  49.  
  50. alias "ch4" "cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshairsize 3.17; cl_crosshairgap -10; cl_crosshairthickness 0.5; cl_crosshairdot 0;alias ch ch5"
  51.  
  52. alias "ch5" "alias ch ch1"
  53.  
  54. //Jumpthrow
  55.  
  56. alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"
  57. alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"
  58.  
  59. //trashtalkerbind
  60.  
  61. alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk1"
  62. alias "trashtalk1" "say You only killed me because I ran out of health..; alias trashtalker trashtalk2"
  63. alias "trashtalk2" "say WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3"
  64. alias "trashtalk3" "say I PLAY WITH A RACING WHEEL; alias trashtalker trashtalk4"
  65. alias "trashtalk4" "say CS:GO is too hard for you m8 maybe consider a game that requires less skill, like idk.... solitaire; alias trashtalker trashtalk5"
  66. alias "trashtalk5" "say Bro you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass with a shotgun with aim like that; alias trashtalker trashtalk6"
  67. alias "trashtalk6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7"
  68. alias "trashtalk7" "say server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1.; alias trashtalker trashtalk8"
  69. alias "trashtalk8" "say Was that your spray on the wall or are you just happy to see me?; alias trashtalker trashtalk9"
  70. alias "trashtalk9" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident; alias trashtalker trashtalk10"
  71. alias "trashtalk10" "say Is this casual?? I have 16k..; alias trashtalker trashtalk11"
  72. alias "trashtalk11" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here..; alias trashtalker trashtalk12"
  73. alias "trashtalk12" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk13"
  74. alias "trashtalk13" "say Even Noah can't carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk14"
  75. alias "trashtalk14" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk15"
  76. alias "trashtalk15" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk16"
  77. alias "trashtalk16" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17"
  78. alias "trashtalk17" "say Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?; alias trashtalker trashtalk18"
  79. alias "trashtalk18" "say How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk19"
  80. alias "trashtalk19" "say Nice $4750 decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk20"
  81. alias "trashtalk20" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21"
  82. alias "trashtalk21" "say Is your monitor on; alias trashtalker trashtalk22"
  83. alias "trashtalk22" "say idk if u know but it's mouse1 to shoot; alias trashtalker trashtalk23"
  84. alias "trashtalk23" "say you guys buy accounts on ebay??; alias trashtalker trashtalk24"
  85. alias "trashtalk24" "say You have the reaction time of a dead puppy.; alias trashtalker trashtalk25"
  86. alias "trashtalk25" "say The only thing you carry is an extra chromosome.; alias trashtalker trashtalk26"
  87. alias "trashtalk26" "say How do you change your difficulty settings? My CSGO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk27"
  88. alias "trashtalk27" "say If I wanted to suicide, i'd jump from your ego to your elo; alias trashtalker trashtalk28"
  89. alias "trashtalk28" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk29"
  90. alias "trashtalk29" "say Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun; alias trashtalker trashtalk30"
  91. alias "trashtalk30" "say is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?; alias trashtalker trashtalk31"
  92. alias "trashtalk31" "say I could swallow bullets and shit out a better spray than that; alias trashtalker trashtalk32"
  93. alias "trashtalk32" "say Not even Noah can carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk33"
  94. alias "trashtalk33" "say deranking?; alias trashtalker trashtalk34"
  95. alias "trashtalk34" "say a bad awper = $5k decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk35"
  96. alias "trashtalk35" "say Shut up, I fucked your dad.; alias trashtalker trashtalk36"
  97. alias "trashtalk36" "say How much did you tag that wall for?; alias trashtalker trashtalk37"
  98. alias "trashtalk37" "say You REALLY gotta win those; alias trashtalker trashtalk38"
  99. alias "trashtalk38" "say Buy sound next time; alias trashtalker trashtalk39"
  100. alias "trashtalk39" "say mad cuz bad; alias trashtalker trashtalk40"
  101. alias "trashtalk40" "say You can't even carry groceries in from the car; alias trashtalker trashtalk41"
  102. alias "trashtalk41" "say I kissed your mom last night. Her breath was globally offensive; alias trashtalker trashtalk42"
  103. alias "trashtalk42" "say Dude you're so fat you run out of breath rushing B; alias trashtalker trashtalk43"
  104. alias "trashtalk43" "say Did you learn your spray downs in a bukkake video?; alias trashtalker trashtalk44"
  105. alias "trashtalk44" "say You're almost as salty as the semen dripping from your mum's mouth; alias trashtalker trashtalk45"
  106. alias "trashtalk45" "say Rest in spaghetti never forgetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk46"
  107. alias "trashtalk46" "say Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk47"
  108. alias "trashtalk47" "say Stop buying an awp you $4750 Decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk48"
  109. alias "trashtalk48" "say This guy is more toxic than the beaches at Fukushima; alias trashtalker trashtalk1"
  110.  
  111. bind "." "trashtalker"
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