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A magnificent dome covers the spacious entrance to the Thieves' Guild, supported by solid walls of veined marble.  The dome itself contains several stained glass depictions of the most memorable events of thievery, all overshadowed by the image of Mazda stealing fire from the gods.  A large statue of Mazda is centered under the dome, holding aloft the fabled Undying Flame to represent the rewards of his skill.  A broad stairway sweeps majestically up along the north wall, leading westward and upward, mirrored on the south wall by an identical stairway.  A wide corridor leads to the west, while the entrance hall stretches out to the north and south.
There are five obvious exits: up, west, north, south and east.
A menacing man and Ordeith Fallstar are standing here.
A wooden sign and a bronze plaque are here and a lit torch is in a torch holder on the wall.
finger snuff
Login name: Snuff                      Real name: ???
Member of the Muggers of the Thieves' Guild
First logged on Sat Dec 17 23:48:19 2016.
9 days, 21 hours, 58 minutes and 35 seconds old.
On since Mon Mar 13 10:32:29 2017 (33 minutes and 5 seconds).
Idle for 1 second.
No mail.
No project.
No plan.
ch
Cannot find "weapons", no match.
Letting your fingers slide over the Thieves' Cant on the licence, you read the following:
         > Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild Licence (tm) <

People have brought receipts to the guild, with the following value:
    A$93.78.

The guild cut is 30% of that, which amounts to:
    A$28.13.

You've already paid the guild:
    A$28.13.

That leaves to pay:
    A$0.

You still have 10 hours, 52 minutes, 32 seconds left this quota period.
You have reached and paid your quota this period.

Minimum quota: A$48.75.
Maximum quota: A$295.
Guild cut    : 30 %.
Cannot find daggers in any suitable scabbard.
lo
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
Queued command: locate lace gloves
killers
Queued command: killers
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The menacing man grunts.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
The pair of iron gauntlets (worn) is in your inventory.
There are seven player killers logged in:
Carnage, Lamikins, Sergio, Snuff, Thuchaz, Zain and Lina
(Playerkillers) Lamikins wisps: Like I said....  expensive lesson.
gu : fluffs around
The menacing man grunts.
You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Thieves) Lina wisps that she fluffs around
Ordeith Fallstar fluffs you.
To the south, the big bronze gong in the Temple of Small Gods bongs once.
A senior thief kneels in front of the statue of Mazda and holds aloft a sparkling emerald in offering.
A lit torch starts to sputter and smoke.  It is on its last legs.
[Cpu usage for period = 23.232296% Fault rate is 0]
[Machine lag is 0 seconds (average) 0 seconds (min) 0 seconds (max) 0 seconds (burst)]
[Danduin enters Discworld]
Faine arrives from the west.
To the northeast, Old Tom, the tongueless and magical octiron bell of Unseen University, tolls a single sonorous silence.
Faine leaves east.
To the south, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock slowly chimes once.
(Thieves) Nuala wisps: Hi there Dan :)
pk heh, tell me about it, someone corpselooted everything just when i was on my way to artan...
You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Playerkillers) Lina wisps: heh, tell me about it, someone corpselooted everything just when i was on my way to artan...
A lit torch starts to sputter and smoke.  It is on its last legs.
pk so i could not pay my quota
You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Playerkillers) Lina wisps: so i could not pay my quota
The steel grey moon dragon cheeps softly.
(Thieves) Danduin wisps: Hello
pk heavies for everyone
A guard thief arrives from the south.
You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Playerkillers) Lina wisps: heavies for everyone
[Cleaning 2029 idle rooms]
The steel grey moon dragon nestles up to you affectionately.
The menacing man grunts.
(Thieves) Danduin wisps: I see all the usual suspects are in attendance
The guard thief leaves east.
(Playerkillers) Lamikins wisps: What does your quota have to do with heavies?
(Thieves) Ordeith wisps that he denies everything
The menacing man digs what you hope is dirt out from under his fingernails.
(Playerkillers) Capita wisps that she got heavied at least ten times while writing the command.
A guard thief arrives from the east.
(Thieves) Nuala wisps: we are your subjects, and as such will be subjected to.
gu : shakes the magic alibi ball
A burnt torch goes out.
You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Thieves) Lina wisps that she shakes the magic alibi ball
[Diziet leaves Discworld]
The guard thief leaves south.
A hand comes down from the statue of Mazda and takes a gold ring from a thief holding it in supplication.
You notice Lamikins nearby.
Lamikins attacks you from behind.  You realise you've been caught completely unawares.
You feel quite confused.
Catching you by surprise, Lamikins runs you through the back with one of his poniards.
Lamikins thrusts at you with one of his poniards but despite the surprise you just dodge out of the way.
Lamikins thrusts at you with one of his poniards but despite the surprise you just dodge out of the way.
Hp: 1253 (1666) Gp: 314 (314) Xp: 72040
You punch at Lamikins but he deftly dodges out of the way.
A guard thief strolls into the room to investigate the commotion.

The guard thief discreetly pulls a lever embedded in the wall.
Lamikins thrusts at you with one of his poniards but you dodge out of the way.
gu I've been harvesting cabbages in bois!
The guard thief wanders away.

A guard thief strolls into the room to investigate the commotion.

You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Thieves) Lina wisps: I've been harvesting cabbages in bois!
The guard thief wanders away.

Hp: 1178 (1564) Gp: 311 (311) Xp: 72043
You punch at Lamikins but he easily dodges out of the way.
A guard thief strolls into the room to investigate the commotion.

Lamikins leaves east.
The steel grey moon dragon flashes her sparkly bits at the guard thief.
(Thieves) Danduin wisps: they do not grow cabbages there
hide
You search for a suitable spot and hide.
[Heathcliff leaves Discworld]
finger lamikins
Login name: Lamikins                   Real name: Christopher
Member of the Assassins' Guild (Cobra House)
Location: Singapore, but from Oz
First logged on Sat Jul  7 09:21:47 2012.
35 days, 23 hours, 30 minutes and 17 seconds old.
On since Mon Mar 13 07:08:43 2017 (4 hours and 23 seconds).
Idle for 1 second.
No mail.
Project:
To design and build a forge capable of fabricating adamantium lockpicks.
Plan:
To kill Sergeant Detritus with a lockpick.
The guard thief leaves west.
(Thieves) Danduin wisps: arrest her!
The menacing man leaves south.
(Thieves) Nuala wisps: uh oh... busted!
(Thieves) Ordeith wisps: your point being?
You no longer feel shocked and confused.
gu lamikins just attacked me in the foyer
You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Thieves) Lina wisps: lamikins just attacked me in the foyer
look
You come out of your hiding place.
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A magnificent dome covers the spacious entrance to the Thieves' Guild, supported by solid walls of veined marble.  The dome itself contains several stained glass depictions of the most memorable events of thievery, all overshadowed by the image of Mazda stealing fire from the gods.  A large statue of Mazda is centered under the dome, holding aloft the fabled Undying Flame to represent the rewards of his skill.  A broad stairway sweeps majestically up along the north wall, leading westward and upward, mirrored on the south wall by an identical stairway.  A wide corridor leads to the west, while the entrance hall stretches out to the north and south.
There are five obvious exits: up, west, north, south and east.
A steel grey moon dragon is perched on you and Ordeith Fallstar is standing here.
A wooden sign and a bronze plaque are here and a burnt torch is in a torch holder on the wall.
[Cure enters Discworld]
[Racketeer enters Discworld]
Lamikins grins at you.
(Thieves) Genocide wisps: that was kinda silly
(Thieves) Nuala wisps: grr
gu and ordeith saw it!
You whisper into the Thieves' Guild Licence.
(Thieves) Lina wisps: and ordeith saw it!
Sol arrives from the west.
Ordeith Fallstar tells you: keep a log of that
[Otzi leaves Discworld]
Lamikins tells you: Was just cutious :)
The steel grey moon dragon kicks you in the neck.
(Thieves) Danduin wisps: Yeah cause he's a trustworthy witness
Lamikins tells you: *curious
(Igame) Mauve wisps: Suddenly, a cheery-looking man in a toga appears unexpectedly beside you, dragging a large, battered suitcase.  He quickly bundles seven corpses of small tadpoles into the suitcase, locks it shut and disappears as quickly as he came.
tell lamikins you just went into a lot of trouble.. as soon as emily comes on.
The steel grey moon dragon charms Ordeith Fallstar.
You tell Lamikins: you just went into a lot of trouble.. as soon as emily comes on.
Lamikins grins at you.
(Thieves) Nuala wisps: frog-baby killer :O
(Thieves) Nuala wisps: mis