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- ᙖuffet Time: this is whom?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: who do you think
- ᙖuffet Time: a meme?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: basically
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: anyways figured the mods/officers/whatever hsould have eachother added
- ᙖuffet Time: oh well i mean breh you fookin changing ur name and shit
- ᙖuffet Time: leeel
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: well yeah
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: thats true
- ᙖuffet Time: also hotline story is fucking contrived as fuck
- ᙖuffet Time: ;3
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamfacepalm
- ᙖuffet Time: gameplay is literally the only reason it has sold
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamfacepalm
- ᙖuffet Time: get triggered
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: wheres my smug steam emoticons
- ᙖuffet Time: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/dealwithit
- ᙖuffet Time: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/dealwithit https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/dealwithit https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/dealwithit
- ᙖuffet Time: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/happymeat
- ᙖuffet Time: pen15
- ᙖuffet Time: why do people like you get triggered by that
- ᙖuffet Time: story is a secondary thing
- ᙖuffet Time: gameplay is first
- ᙖuffet Time: it's not a movie ;3
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >why do people like you get triggered by false information
- >people like you
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: holy shit youre spewing so much shit
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: stop
- ᙖuffet Time: but shitposting and memeing is all that i do online
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: youre not even someone that appreciates hm as a game lmao
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: you just ebic speedrun and think youre good
- ᙖuffet Time: do you have 415 hours on hm1?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: nope cuz that game sucks
- ᙖuffet Time: please go in depth about how enemy reaction times are changed once they get to a corner
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: do you have 693 hours in hm2?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: oh
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: o h
- ᙖuffet Time: IM NOT AUTISTIC
- ᙖuffet Time: LOOOOOOL
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >IM NOT AUTISTIC
- ᙖuffet Time: hey hows pickup glitch ;3
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >400+ HOURS IN AN INFERIOR GAME
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HM1 IS THE GAME WITH PICKUP GLITCHES
- ᙖuffet Time: hows the corner glitch?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: ARE YOU AUTISMO
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: but
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: hotline miami 1 has that
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: hotline miami 1 is also for kids who are bad at videogames
- ᙖuffet Time: no
- ᙖuffet Time: it
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: holy shit
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: h o l y
- ᙖuffet Time: doesnt
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: fuck
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: the ignorance radiates from you
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: like radiation from a fucking
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: nuclear strike
- ᙖuffet Time: ignorance
- ᙖuffet Time: thats why dennaton tweeted about fidning
- ᙖuffet Time: A
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i knew you were autistic but i didnt think you were this autistic
- ᙖuffet Time: FUCKINgI
- ᙖuffet Time: ISSUE
- ᙖuffet Time: IN
- ᙖuffet Time: THE
- ᙖuffet Time: HM2
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: ok?
- ᙖuffet Time: PICKUP
- ᙖuffet Time: sCRIPT
- ᙖuffet Time: XD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: did i say it wasnt in hm2?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >unrionically using xd
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: wow youre cancerous
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: anyways quote me on saying its not in hm2
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: please continue speaking like you know what youre talking about
- ᙖuffet Time: >unironically liking hm2
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: thanks
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: hotline miami 2 is the superior game in gameplay and story
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: baddies like you couldnt adapt
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: so you go
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: M-MUH HM1
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: lmaoooooooooooo
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: im sorry
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: was that too true
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: was that too real
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: my bad
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: let me bring it back to the dream world you live in
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: where hm1 is better than 2
- ᙖuffet Time: Being shot off screen, pickup glitch, corners, dogs being invincible, crashing
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: and story doesnt matter
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >shot off screen
- doesnt happen
- ᙖuffet Time: the level design in hm2 is literally awful
- ᙖuffet Time: yes
- ᙖuffet Time: it
- ᙖuffet Time: does
- ᙖuffet Time: you
- ᙖuffet Time: fucking
- ᙖuffet Time: autistic
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >dogs being invincible
- hit them in the head
- ᙖuffet Time: twit
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: now
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i recall my previous statement
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: hmmm
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: what was it?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: 8:11 PM - im weak fam haha keep it 100: do you have 693 hours in hm2?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: ah!
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: wow!
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i almost forgot!
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: dogs have to be hit in the head cuz dennatong oofed
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: but they arent invincible
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: at all
- ᙖuffet Time: i have a nigga with 890 hours in the game who literally will go against everything you said
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: corners are a problem in hm1
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: he probably has super autism
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: also
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: crashing?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: lmaooooooo
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: game doesnt ever crash except for level editor
- ᙖuffet Time: dogs will clip through walls if its near a corner and kill you
- ᙖuffet Time: ask ashmore
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: aight ill give you that
- ᙖuffet Time: YA
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: but once you uh
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: get good
- ᙖuffet Time: A PRETTy
- ᙖuffet Time: FUCKING
- ᙖuffet Time: BLATANT
- ᙖuffet Time: ISSUE
- ᙖuffet Time: THAT
- ᙖuffet Time: WAS
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: NO ITS NOT LMAOO
- ᙖuffet Time: NEVER FUCKING
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: YOU CAN COUNTER IT
- ᙖuffet Time: FIXED
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: SO
- ᙖuffet Time: AFTER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: EASY
- ᙖuffet Time: BEING
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HOLY FUCK
- ᙖuffet Time: REPORTED
- ᙖuffet Time: SO
- ᙖuffet Time: MANY
- ᙖuffet Time: FUCKING
- ᙖuffet Time: TIMES
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HM1 HAS SO MANY MORE ISSUES
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HM1
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HAS SO MANY ISSUES
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: PICKUP DELAY
- ᙖuffet Time: BECAUSE DENNATON ARE FUCKING RETARDED
- ᙖuffet Time: AND
- ᙖuffet Time: USE
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: NECKSNAP DELAY
- ᙖuffet Time: FUCKING
- ᙖuffet Time: GAME MAKER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: FUCKING
- ᙖuffet Time: WHICH
- ᙖuffet Time: ONLY
- ᙖuffet Time: SUPPORTS
- ᙖuffet Time: Dx8 XD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >dennaton are retarded
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: oh baby
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: oh baby
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >unironic xd
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i can tell youre 12
- ᙖuffet Time: what's an array list?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: no idea but its not relevant
- ᙖuffet Time: oh it isn;t?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: inb4 XDD YES IT ISAS!!!
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: it isnt sorry
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: we're debating on how somehow
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: hm1 is less flawed and rushed
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: and hm2
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: when thats objectively wrong
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: cuz hm1 was LITERALLY RUSHED
- ᙖuffet Time: inb4 you don't know anything about programming, game dev, software dev OH WAIT YOU DONT XD ;3
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: cuz one of them
- ᙖuffet Time: bb
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: got put into a fuckin
- ᙖuffet Time: whats an integral?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: ward
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >when i destroy all your arguments so you rely on I-I KNOW 6TH GRADE PROGRAMMING
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i guess i got too real once again
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: my bad fam
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: sorry i buried your arguments before they rose to the surface
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: ill plant some flowers in your memory
- ᙖuffet Time: wait, what arguments did you "destroy"?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >HM1 HAS NO FLAWSS!!!!
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HM1 IS BETTER THAN HM2!!!
- ᙖuffet Time: you're ignoring glaring game design flaws and bugs.
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: OFF SCREEN SHOOTING!!!
- ᙖuffet Time: Muh story
- ᙖuffet Time: muh story
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: thank god spencers not a fucking idiot like you huh
- ᙖuffet Time: HM2 STORY IS SO REVOLUTIONARY OMG MY LIFE WAS CHANGED FROM HM2
- ᙖuffet Time: ;3
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: he knows what makes hm good
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: unlike speedrunning retards
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: that dont even know what theyre doing
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: lol
- ᙖuffet Time: oh is that why he has changed the game according to us?
- ᙖuffet Time: ??????
- ᙖuffet Time: ?????????????/
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: trust me
- ᙖuffet Time: o wait
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: he isnt changing nearly as much
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: as you think
- ᙖuffet Time: is hm1 a higher reviewed gamed
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: trust me bud
- ᙖuffet Time: and widely considered better?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: youre in for disappointment
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: yeah because people couldnt adapt
- ᙖuffet Time: i have played the game
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i was literally in the same boat
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: and i fucking
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: got good at the game
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: cuz i dont suck
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: like speedrunners
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: lol
- ᙖuffet Time: ok get wr in NG+ hm2
- ᙖuffet Time: go for it
- ᙖuffet Time: right now
- ᙖuffet Time: if
- ᙖuffet Time: you
- ᙖuffet Time: are
- ᙖuffet Time: better
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >wr
- ᙖuffet Time: do
- ᙖuffet Time: it
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >better
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: sorry
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: not how it works
- ᙖuffet Time: OH WAIT
- ᙖuffet Time: HOW ARE YOU BETTER?
- ᙖuffet Time: hm?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: speedrunning is trivial nonsense
- ᙖuffet Time: wait
- ᙖuffet Time: how?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: cuz i can actually fucking play the game and not go
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: WOW
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: ITS NOT CUZ OF MY SLOW REFLEXES THAT I DIED
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: NO
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: I GOT SHOT OFF SCREEN
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: WHATS SHIFT LOOK?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HUHHH?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: SPENCER CHANGE THE GAME TO BE NOT FUN AND MAKE EVERY KILL THE SAME
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: SPENCER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: SPENCER MAKE ME MOD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: SPENCER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HEY SPENCER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: SPENCER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: SPENCER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: MEMES
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: XDD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: XDDDDDDDD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HEY SPENCER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: WANNA HEAR A JOKE
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: THICK SKIN!
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: XD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: HEY SPENCER
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: MAKE YOUR GAME SHIT
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
- ᙖuffet Time: Wait is that the reason that the game only aesthetically looks like hm1?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: IM SOME FRENCH TWELVIE WHO CAN GO FAEST IN VIDYA SO I THINK IM GOOD
- ᙖuffet Time: i mean he has both games
- ᙖuffet Time: but if you actually play the game
- ᙖuffet Time: it's running mainly off oh hm1
- ᙖuffet Time: not hm2
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >actually play the game
- ᙖuffet Time: you dont have the alpha builds?
- ᙖuffet Time: lol
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i do?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: lol
- ᙖuffet Time: then paly it
- ᙖuffet Time: play*
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i have?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: hold on i gotta do a thing
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: for the goofs
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: and gaffs
- ᙖuffet Time: can you message sawy and tell him not to quote hyper long texts because it just is very unappealing
- ᙖuffet Time: thanks
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: nahhh
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: anyways
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: pleas econtinue
- ᙖuffet Time: Btw don't you love how in hm2 the pistol and all the weapons are super accuratE?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: this is going to be very entertaining
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: THEYRE NOT
- ᙖuffet Time: and not completely rng
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: THEYRE NOT THOUGH
- ᙖuffet Time: no
- ᙖuffet Time: they
- ᙖuffet Time: are
- ᙖuffet Time: so
- ᙖuffet Time: accurate
- ᙖuffet Time: makes
- ᙖuffet Time: the
- ᙖuffet Time: game
- ᙖuffet Time: so
- ᙖuffet Time: good
- ᙖuffet Time: i love it
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: WHICH FEELS GOOD THAT THEY ARENT ACCURATE
- ᙖuffet Time: also i love tony in hm2
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: IT FEELS FUCKING GARBO
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: WHEN THEY ALL SHOOT
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: IN LIKE
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: A STRAIGHT LINE
- ᙖuffet Time: wot
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: by the way they wont be that way in MA
- ᙖuffet Time: dunh
- ᙖuffet Time: duh
- ᙖuffet Time: duhduh
- ᙖuffet Time: duh
- ᙖuffet Time: duh
- ᙖuffet Time: duh
- ᙖuffet Time: duh
- ᙖuffet Time: duh
- ᙖuffet Time: i played it
- ᙖuffet Time: breh
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >autism attack
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >breh
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: holy fuck
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhE3mGfOh-Q
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: anyways
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: guns arent accurate
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: in hm2
- ᙖuffet Time: duh
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: hm1 theyre all fucking
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: pinpoint
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: which is garbage
- ᙖuffet Time: no
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: and bad
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: YES THEY ARE
- ᙖuffet Time: they are not all perfectly straight and how is having accuract bad?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: holy fuck you are not going to defend this
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: BECAUSE IT MAKES THE GAME FEEL LIKE SHIT
- ᙖuffet Time: wot
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >wot???? facts???
- ᙖuffet Time: you are literally the only person i have ever heard say some bullshit like taht
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >i cant handle this sory!!!!
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: more people agree than you know
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: but i dont want to name names
- ᙖuffet Time: why would you not want any accuracy?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: cuz youll proabbytl like
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: sperg out
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE GARBAGE
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: WHEN ALL WEAPONS JUST FUCKING SHOOT IN STRAIGHT LINES
- ᙖuffet Time: that doesnt make sense
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: how can you not understand this
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >that doesnt make sense
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: what
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: the fuck
- ᙖuffet Time: man i wish cs was like hm2
- ᙖuffet Time: and never shot straight
- ᙖuffet Time: IT
- ᙖuffet Time: FEEL
- ᙖuffet Time: s
- ᙖuffet Time: LIKE
- ᙖuffet Time: GARBO
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: are you saying counterstrike doesnt have spread
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: do you have literal fucking autism
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: i mean i know you do but
- ᙖuffet Time: wait
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: do you ever stop
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: and think
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: wow i have autism
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: maybe i should work on
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: being less autistic
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: do you ever think that
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: https://www.twitch.tv/snowfats/v/11231529
- ᙖuffet Time: please
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: autism
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: autism spam
- ᙖuffet Time: explai
- ᙖuffet Time: to
- ᙖuffet Time: me
- ᙖuffet Time: why
- ᙖuffet Time: the
- ᙖuffet Time: fuck
- ᙖuffet Time: this
- ᙖuffet Time: is
- ᙖuffet Time: good
- ᙖuffet Time: also gotta love the twins
- ᙖuffet Time: and how non buggy
- ᙖuffet Time: it is
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >implying im denying an optional mask isnt buggy
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >implying that stops you from beating the game
- ᙖuffet Time: wait how many masks in hm1 were inherently broken
- ᙖuffet Time: ?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: T O N Y
- ᙖuffet Time: how?
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: T
- O
- N
- Y
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >HOW
- ᙖuffet Time: being good doesn't mean it's literally not working
- ᙖuffet Time: also
- ᙖuffet Time: brandon if anything is broken 130% speed is ridiculous
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >BEING GOOD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >OP
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >BRANDO
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >OP
- ᙖuffet Time: brandon*
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: BRANDON ACTUALLY TAKES
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: LIKE
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: EFFORT
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: TO GET GOOD
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: WITH SLIP CONTROLS
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: THAT GO ALL OVER THE PLACE
- ᙖuffet Time: i don't think you have ever really used tony to the extent i have. I mean you can act like you do but you simply don't know what you're talking about.
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: well yeah
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: cuz im not bad
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: and i use jones
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: cuz im not bad
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: sorry
- ᙖuffet Time: o.o
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >0.o
- ᙖuffet Time: m8
- im weak fam haha keep it 100: >facts?????
- ᙖuffet Time: i can beat the game with richard with less deaths and faster everyday
- ᙖuffet Time: literally
- ᙖuffet Time: ok well i need to be more produciive and do more android dev
- ᙖuffet Time: so ya bye
- *blocked then unblocked later*
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