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Arthur vs Afanc

Aug 25th, 2023
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  1. So, Arthur's heading back to England, and on the way, the people of Wales go "Arthur, please! Save us! We're being menaced by a lake monster called Afanc." Which, as a Welsh word has a billion ways to be pronounce, but one of which is "A fak". Arthur replies "Afanc, huh? Ironic as that's exactly what I don't give!" And has Merlin make him a magical chain so he and his horse can DRAG THE THNG OUT OF THE WATER AND ENGAGE IT IN A SWORDFIGHT. Arthur wins, then passes out somewhere. Arthur awakes and heads back to Camelot where he finds EVERYTHING has gone to Hell.
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  3. Arthurian Myths Retold pg 192
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