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- Xander | The Nohrian lord had his free time to spend at last- But it wasn't of swordplay practicing as usual. This time, Xander had a different method to spend the time on, something to actually inform him of the important events that occurred. He entered his own royal room alone, closing the door afterwards. His steps were taken as he kept thinking of something, until he took a seat. Infront him were a set of papers, and a dark blue themed quill. He took a single sigh out, sunlight surrounding the spot he sat on. Opening his crimson colored eyes, he held the feather and prepared the ink for writing. Srsly, his handwriting makes me drop a single proud tear. "Documentary No. I," He started, putting all his focus on the first paper he's about to fill in his thoughts in, "Nohr once was a peaceful place after the great war's end. It had no serious trouble after then, nothing to distract civilians from their precious lives' period of time. It was such a great country of communism as each proud boy held a hammer and a sickle... However, most that changed, as soon as the sky teared apart upon the invention of the Fidget Spinners. I have no exact information of who dared to design such mistake to the whole of humanity, but as soon as we've learned of these plastic equipment, I knew something chaotic will happen in the near future... If we exclude that my ancestor of destruction exists," He frowned. "Getting back into the topic, the first week of the fidget spinners had only come but with a rise of a serious problem to reign. The fidget spinners had surrounded the prideful country of Nohr-- and even Hoshido. Top sales and the most goods eventually were only but Fidget Spinners. The civilization's daily motives were only holding but Fidget Spinners. Even my dear brother and sisters used in their daily lives these damned Fidget Spinners. I've been told a couple times that this plastic garbage can ease your nerves effectively, but I'll never trust such nonsense..." He took in a breath, before switching papers as he prepared the second one, "Documentary No. II," "The past week was when the REAL destruction started to occur. Most brigands and bandits replaced their combat weapons with Fidget Spinners. Ranged units used flying Fidget Spinners instead of bows and arrows. In addition, children along with adults started to accidentally harm themselves and their guests with Fidget Spinners. Has Zuhu laid a curse to continent? What I know, is that Laslow has been LaSLOW on making my daily ramen noodles. Gah." He eventually erased some words and replaced them with a more sense making ones. Paper switch cues, "Documentary No. III," For a moment, Xander interrupted his quill, remembering something of disturbance. He gritted his teeth, attempting to write now, "I remember now... The very past months, when I attempted to take my son, Siegbert, back from the Deeprealms. We were immediately ambushed by two mere lance wielding soldiers. One had an ironic, short lasting fight with me- The other kidnapped Siegbert into a forest. I was lucky to defeat them both and retrieve the next heir of Nohr-- But I've noticed something unusual. Once the two collapsed, their dead bodies formed into a darkened mist, and what remained of their attire was... The Fidget Spinners. Must this be coincidence? Or perhaps a prediction of a terribly chaotic war to happen?" this actly happened in a rp -- excluding the meme. Paper switch,, "Documentary No. IV," "That was damning it. I've been informed from the Ylissean realm that their god now wields a fidget spinner. That's the confirmation I require to prove that the Fidget Spinners are chaotic evil powerful objects, and will come with nothing but increasing sorrow in the near future." And with that, he ended his stack of documentaries- More may come if memes be high. The Nohrian Lord stood up from his seat, arms behind his back as he headed to the window.
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