Johnny English (2003)

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<font color="#D900D9">(DOGS BARKING)</font>

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- <font color="#D900D9">(SQUEAKING)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(WHIMPERING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(GUNS COCKING)</font>

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Ah, the Heckler & Koch G36.

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Quite deadly in the right hands.

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<font color="#D900D9">(GUN COCKS)</font>

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Ah! Agent One.

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I have been so looking forward
to this moment.

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Well, in that case, I'll try not to disappoint.

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You overestimate your power
over women, Mr English.

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I'd say that would be virtually impossible.

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Sir? Sir?

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- Sir!
- <font color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font>

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- Have you got them?
- Hmm?

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The mission documents.
Agent One's flying to Biarritz tonight.

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Yes, yes, the mission documents.
They're here somewhere. Don't worry.

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Ah! Here we are.

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Agent One.

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Gentlemen.

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I'm here for my documents.

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Bough, Agent One's documents, please.

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- <font color="#D900D9">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>
- Thank you.

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Your mission documents, Agent One.

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Including the codes for the submarine hatch,
which I've checked myself.

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- Thank you.
- So, is it just France tonight,

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or will you be slipping
over the Pyrenees as well?

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If I told you that,
I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

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Oh! <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font> Oh, yes, yes.
Well, I expect you would.

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Cheerio, Agent One.

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Bonne chance!

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Arrivederci.

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Such class. Such distinction.

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<font color="#D900D9">(BELL TOLLING)</font>

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The greatest secret agent England's
ever had, snuffed out in an instant.

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Terrible.

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Do you know what makes us envied
the world over, Bough?

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That there's always another agent waiting
to step into the breach.

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Absolutely, sir.

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And every last one
of them is gathered round that grave.

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It is our honour and privilege
to guard them while they grieve.

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Their lives are in our hands, Bough.

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<font color="#D900D9">(TYRES SCREECHING)</font>

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Everything in order, English?

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I think you'll find it's rather more than just
in order, sir.

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You're now entering the most secure location
in the whole of England.

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<font color="#D900D9">(COW MOOING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">MAN :</font> Pegasus, we face a national crisis.

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Agent One was clearly onto something,
and we have to find out what.

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I need another agent on this immediately.
Who else is there?

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No one, Prime Minister.
They all died in the explosion.

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All of them?

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Well, luckily there is one who survived.

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Who?

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One eye on the shadows
Protecting his fellows

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From sunup to the moon on his back

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<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

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Sendin' villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies

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Johnny. Hello.

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A stallion in the sack

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You can't get your life back
when right follows left, jack

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<font color="#D900D9">(THUDDING)</font>

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The more you see, the less you know

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When others would leak it
His service is secret

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Plays God when it's your time to go

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Hey, fellas
Don't be jealous

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When they made him, they broke the mould

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So charismatic
With an automatic

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Never prematurely shooting his load

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Queen and country safe and sound
With villains six feet underground

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And no one knows
'cause no one's found any trace

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Of a man for all seasons
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

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So alone

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And you and I wouldn't have a clue
Who's doin' what, why, when and who

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Up a creek with no canoe

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Watch out for the man for all seasons

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Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

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So alone
But safe at home

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Yeah, yeah

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But safe at home
But safe at home

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And you and I wouldn't have a clue
Who's doin' what, why, when and who

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Up a creek with no canoe

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Watch out for the man for all seasons

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Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

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So alone
But safe at home

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Right.

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Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus.

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Still, no sense rushing things.

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<font color="#D900D9">(TYRES SCREECHING)</font>

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There are some items you need
to sign before your briefing.

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This is your new retinal ID card,

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- and this is your level nine security clearance.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Sign and date, please.

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<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

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Ah!

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Oh, reminds me
of the old service-issue ballpoint.

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I remember every agent would carry a pen
that looked just like this.

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Completely innocent to the untrained eye,
but click it twice...

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- <font color="#D900D9">(FIRES)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font>

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Ah, English, there you are.

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Have you seen my secretary?

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Um...

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She went out.

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Um...

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Shall we?

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Now, Agent One believed

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that there was a plot
to steal the Crown Jewels.

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Now, they've recently been
through a multimillion-pound restoration,

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largely paid for
by a corporate sponsor, of course.

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And they're due to be unveiled tonight
at the Tower of London.

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Unfortunately, the Queen is insisting
that the ceremony goes ahead,

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so what we want you to...

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Ha!

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Who... Who...

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Who is the sponsor, sir?

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Pascal Sauvage.

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What, that flouncy Frenchman
who owns a couple of prisons?

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Sauvage's £7-billion empire, English,

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operates over 400 prisons in 60 countries.

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- He's built 25 of them here.
- Right, sir.

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The man's related to the royal family,
for goodness' sake.

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As far as the prime minister's concerned,

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he's one
of the greatest friends England's got.

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Now, English, I want you
at the Tower tonight,

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monitoring this unveiling.

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Any chink in security, any weakness,

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however slight,
must be plugged immediately.

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Do we understand each other?

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- Perfectly, sir.
- Good.

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- Oh, yes.
- And, English,

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we can't afford any mistakes. Not tonight.

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The word "mistake," sir,
is not one that appears in my dictionary.

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<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE REWING)</font>

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Fantastic car, sir!

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<font color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT)</font>

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Mr English, Colonel Sir Anthony Chevenix,
head of royal security.

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Ah, Colonel, good evening.

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Snipers posted on the roof
as per my request?

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- Thirteen of them.
- Windows?

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Refitted with bullet- and shatter-proof glass,
as ordered.

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I shall now mingle inconspicuously
with the guests.

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- Let me know when Her Majesty arrives.
- Very good.

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Shall I mingle with you, sir?

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Oh, yes, Bough.
Once you've checked the roof.

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<font color="#D900D9">(INDISTINCT)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">WOMAN :</font> Help! Help!

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<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Well, hello.

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Hello, yourself.

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Johnny English.

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Lorna Campbell.

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A Bloody Mary, please, not too spicy.

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So, are you here
in some professional capacity?

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I worked on the restoration of the Jewels.

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- Intriguing.
- And yourself?

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font> If I told you that,
I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

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I'd like to see you try.

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Monsieur Sauvage, on behalf of Her Majesty,

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may I welcome you to the Tower.

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Merci, monsieur.

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So, are you here alone, Mr English?

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That's how I choose
to live my life, Miss Campbell.

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Women want safety, security.
I can offer them nothing but danger.

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Some women find danger very attractive.

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Women like you, Miss Campbell?

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Women like me expect men like you
to find that out for yourself.

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Hmm!

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Madame.

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Oh, it's for me, actually.

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And could you rustle up

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some of those cheesy niblets
that are going around?

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Now, where were we?

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You obviously haven't met our host,
Monsieur Sauvage.

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No, thank God.

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You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom
impaled on a giant cactus

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than exchange pleasantries
with that jumped-up Frenchman.

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As far as I'm concerned,

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the only thing the French
should be allowed to host is an invasion.

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<font color="#D900D9">(SNICKERS)</font>

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Sorry, can I help?

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Pascal Sauvage, jumped-up Frenchman.

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Lorna Campbell.
I've been so looking forward to meeting you.

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<font color="#808080">SAUVAGE :</font> Enchanté.

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<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font>

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But of course! You're Johnny English.
I've heard all about you.

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And between you and me,
I'm not so keen on the French myself.

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But, please, don't tell them that.

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Let me go and search
for your nibbly cheese bits.

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<font color="#D900D9">(STAMMERING)</font> No, no, I don't...

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Please, I insist.
The French are, after all, fantastic waiters.

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- The best in the world.
- Well, but... But...

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- Wait here, and I will wait on you.
- No, no, really. There's no...

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No, no. Please, please, please, please!

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<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font> Les Français.

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Ils sont very... <font color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMS)</font> N'est-ce pas?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
mesdames et messieurs,

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bienvenue, welcome tonight
to this wonderful occasion.

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As we stand here in the Tower of London,

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the most famous prison in the world,

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where these wonderful Jewels will rest safely
under lock and key,

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHUCKLING)</font>

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I want to thank you
for giving me this wonderful experience

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to contribute to the restoration
of these Jewels.

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- It was, as we say in France, le top, le best of.
- <font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>

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- <font color="#D900D9">(FEIGNED CHUCKLE)</font>
- And what a beautiful...

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<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(WOMAN SCREAMS)</font>

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It's Colonel Chevenix!
He's got a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him?

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The assailant. He ran in here.

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Bough, you guard the door.

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A-ha!

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- <font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(POUNDING)</font>

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Oh, for God's sake, Bough, don't come in.
The man's a maniac!

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

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You don't frighten me!

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- <font color="#D900D9">(GLASS SHATTERS)</font>
- Missed!

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<font color="#D900D9">(CLANGING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

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- <font color="#D900D9">(SPITS)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(CLATTERING)</font>

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- <font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(ALL EXCLAIM)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(THUDDING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(KARATE YELLS)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(THUDDING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASP)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL EXCLAIM)</font>

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I have managed to subdue the assailant.

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The panic's over. Everything's under control.

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<font color="#D900D9">(APPLAUSE)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CHEVENIX GROANS)</font>

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Thank you. And now, ladies and gentlemen,

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we should compose ourselves
for the arrival of Her Majesty

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and return to the site of our great nation's
magnificently restored Crown Jewels.

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<font color="#D900D9">(WHIRRING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

239
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I know. I feel it, too.

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The very symbols of our island nation,

241
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so close we could almost reach out and...

242
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<font color="#D900D9">(FANFARE)</font>

243
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<font color="#808080">MAN :</font> Pray silence for Her Majesty the Queen.

244
00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:09,452
<font color="#808080">QUEEN :</font> Oh, where are the Jewels?

245
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,872
<font color="#808080">PEGASUS :</font> It's an unmitigated disaster,
English.

246
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:14,540
I couldn't agree more, sir.

247
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,627
Well, we need to get these Jewels back,
English, and fast.

248
00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:26,177
Tell me about this assailant,
because when they searched the room later,

249
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there was no sign of him.

250
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:29,847
Well, the man was clearly a professional.

251
00:16:30,474 --> 00:16:33,642
He must have escaped
while the Queen was being sedated.

252
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,270
But he's the only lead we've got, English.
We have to find him.

253
00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:40,566
Come in. This is...
This is Roger from Data Support.

254
00:16:41,359 --> 00:16:44,528
Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness
based on your description.

255
00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:47,740
So tell us, what did this man look like?

256
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:49,450
Um...

257
00:16:49,785 --> 00:16:51,368
Well...

258
00:16:51,453 --> 00:16:53,913
He was big.

259
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,247
Hair colour?

260
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,416
Um...

261
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Orange.

262
00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:03,631
- Orange?
- Mmm. And curly.

263
00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:06,884
Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.

264
00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:10,513
- Frizzy.
- An eye patch.

265
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:13,933
Broken nose. Very few teeth.

266
00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:15,976
Two, I would say, at the most.

267
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And a scar on his cheek,

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in the shape of a banana.

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- ROGER: Which cheek?
- Both cheeks.

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They sort of met in the middle.

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<font color="#D900D9">(BLEEPING)</font>

272
00:17:39,376 --> 00:17:40,668
Are you sure about this, English?

273
00:17:40,752 --> 00:17:41,794
<font color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font>

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<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Yes, that's him.
An uncanny resemblance.

275
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,717
Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.

276
00:17:50,929 --> 00:17:52,388
<font color="#D900D9">(HORN HONKING)</font>

277
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,098
<font color="#D900D9">(TYRES SCREECHING)</font>

278
00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:00,646
Wow! <font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font> Look at this, sir.
Got all the bells and whistles, doesn't it?

279
00:18:00,772 --> 00:18:03,983
Never mind about the gadgets, Bough.
Just focus on the case.

280
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,484
<font color="#D900D9">(HORN HONKS)</font>

281
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,573
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE REVS)</font>

282
00:18:11,783 --> 00:18:13,075
Oh, uh...

283
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:23,002
Good morning, gentlemen.
Thank you very much for waiting.

284
00:18:23,086 --> 00:18:27,089
Now, the question that faces us
this morning is a simple one.

285
00:18:27,424 --> 00:18:32,261
Namely, how did the thieves gain access
to this highly secure environment

286
00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:35,097
and then escape with the Jewels afterwards?

287
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:36,807
A simple question,

288
00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:40,477
but one which I believe
has a complex answer.

289
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:43,439
- Actually, sir...
- Please, Bough. My mind is at work.

290
00:18:44,107 --> 00:18:47,193
Now, what you must grasp,
gentlemen, is that the master criminal

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sees not a room,
but a series of opportunities.

292
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,240
Should I go in through the window?

293
00:18:54,659 --> 00:18:56,035
Possibly.

294
00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:59,872
Should I drop down from the ceiling?
Perhaps.

295
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,707
- Actually, sir...
- There's one thing

296
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,460
I think we can be fairly confident about,

297
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,213
and that is that they didn't come up
through the floor...

298
00:19:07,672 --> 00:19:09,381
- <font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>
- I've got you, sir.

299
00:19:10,008 --> 00:19:12,426
Right. That's all right.
Just come my way, Bough.

300
00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:16,472
- That'd bring me right over the hole, sir.
- Bough, there's no need to panic.

301
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,849
<font color="#D900D9">(DISTANT CLATTERING)</font>

302
00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:21,977
Can you see the bottom yet, Bough?

303
00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:25,231
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> <font color="#D900D9">(ECHOING)</font> Not yet, sir.
The shaft appears to be narrowing.

304
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,816
I'm just a little bit worried I might get stuck.

305
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:31,695
Trust me, Bough.
You won't get stuck if you just keep moving.

306
00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:33,572
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Yes, sir.

307
00:19:33,865 --> 00:19:35,574
<font color="#D900D9">(BOUGH GRUNTING)</font>

308
00:19:37,285 --> 00:19:38,535
Right. Okay, sir.

309
00:19:38,703 --> 00:19:40,496
Are you at the bottom now, Bough?

310
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,790
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> No, I am in fact stuck now, sir.

311
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,336
Oh, for God's sake, Bough.
Stay there! I'm coming down.

312
00:19:48,505 --> 00:19:51,423
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Uh, I'm not especially sure
that's a good idea, sir.

313
00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:52,758
Don't worry.

314
00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:55,594
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Careful, sir!

315
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,475
Gently does it.

316
00:20:02,227 --> 00:20:04,687
- <font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>
- Sir?

317
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,232
<font color="#D900D9">(THUDDING)</font>

318
00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:10,442
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> You all right, sir?

319
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,278
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Yes.
I landed on something quite soft.

320
00:20:12,404 --> 00:20:14,655
- <font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> That was me, sir.
- Oh, good.

321
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:17,992
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> What now?

322
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,995
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> There's no way back up there,
that's for sure.

323
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,080
But this must lead somewhere.

324
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,292
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> I'm ever so slightly uncomfortable
in the dark, sir.

325
00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:27,960
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> There's nothing
to worry about, Bough.

326
00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:31,547
It may be pitch black, but we can still see.

327
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,756
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Can we, sir? How?

328
00:20:32,882 --> 00:20:35,843
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> The Bedouin monks
of the al-Maghrib mountains

329
00:20:35,927 --> 00:20:38,220
developed a system of sonic chanting.

330
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,556
- <font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> I see, sir.
- The sound of their chanting

331
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,850
would bounce back off any obstacles,

332
00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:44,310
and using their highly tuned ears,

333
00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:47,396
they could paint a mental picture
of the path ahead.

334
00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:51,066
- <font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Brilliant, sir.
- However, you must always sing in E-flat.

335
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,569
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGLISH HUMMING)</font>

336
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,574
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> E-flat, E-flat, E-flat

337
00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:03,704
Thank you for the music
The songs I'm singing

338
00:21:03,788 --> 00:21:05,789
- <font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Is it working, sir?
- Extremely well, thank you, Bough.

339
00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:08,208
Thanks for all the joy they're...

340
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:09,918
- <font color="#D900D9">(THUDDING)</font>
- Ow!

341
00:21:10,253 --> 00:21:13,422
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> You all right, sir?
I think I can see something, sir.

342
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,134
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Oh, yeah. Shh! Come on.

343
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,929
<font color="#D900D9">(MEN SPEAKING IN DISTINCTLY)</font>

344
00:21:36,488 --> 00:21:38,322
MAN 1: Here's the long one.

345
00:21:38,948 --> 00:21:40,532
MAN 2: It is a long one.

346
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:42,326
Careful.

347
00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:49,333
- <font color="#D900D9">(WHISPERING)</font> I knew it.
- Shall we call for backup, sir?

348
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:53,170
What? And watch some fat-bottomed bobby
make our arrest for us?

349
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,381
I don't think so.

350
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:57,758
<font color="#D900D9">(CLANGING)</font>

351
00:21:58,635 --> 00:22:02,596
Good morning, gentlemen.
Ml7 at your service.

352
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,643
Observe, Bough, the dull incompetence
of the criminal mind.

353
00:22:07,852 --> 00:22:11,021
It can never hope
to match our level of technical expertise.

354
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,167
<font color="#D900D9">(TYRES SCREECHING)</font>

355
00:22:33,378 --> 00:22:34,711
<font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font>

356
00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,906
- You've got it.
- <font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> What do we do now, sir?

357
00:23:03,575 --> 00:23:05,033
Watch and learn, Bough.

358
00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:12,624
- It's no good, sir. They're too far ahead of us.
- Have faith, Bough. They're heading south.

359
00:23:19,924 --> 00:23:21,091
<font color="#D900D9">(NUNS SCREAMING)</font>

360
00:23:22,719 --> 00:23:25,220
- There they are, sir!
- Just as I thought.

361
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:29,766
Hang on tight, Bough.

362
00:23:29,851 --> 00:23:31,310
<font color="#D900D9">(BOUGH EXCLAIMS)</font>

363
00:23:40,904 --> 00:23:42,279
We're never gonna catch them in this.

364
00:23:42,739 --> 00:23:44,698
Take the wheel, Bough.
I'm getting in the Aston.

365
00:23:44,782 --> 00:23:45,782
Sir?

366
00:23:46,034 --> 00:23:47,242
<font color="#D900D9">(HORN HONKING)</font>

367
00:23:49,913 --> 00:23:52,498
Change places, Bough.
I'm getting out the other side.

368
00:23:52,582 --> 00:23:53,582
Sir?

369
00:24:15,939 --> 00:24:17,689
Set, Bough. Take me up.

370
00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:19,858
<font color="#D900D9">(WHIRRING)</font>

371
00:24:26,282 --> 00:24:27,699
Swing me out, Bough!

372
00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:34,206
Whoa!

373
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:36,792
Down.

374
00:24:40,463 --> 00:24:41,880
<font color="#D900D9">(HORN HONKING)</font>

375
00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:43,590
Up! Up!

376
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:47,719
Sorry!

377
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,265
<font color="#D900D9">(TYRES SCREECHING)</font>

378
00:24:52,141 --> 00:24:53,600
Bough, pull out!

379
00:24:59,148 --> 00:25:00,357
Ow! Ow!

380
00:25:03,319 --> 00:25:06,154
Those idiots are right behind us. Faster!

381
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:30,846
Uh-huh!

382
00:25:51,159 --> 00:25:52,200
<font color="#D900D9">(HORN HONKING)</font>

383
00:25:57,707 --> 00:25:58,874
Drop me here, Bough!

384
00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:03,712
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANING)</font>

385
00:26:06,382 --> 00:26:08,508
No! No! No!

386
00:26:08,593 --> 00:26:10,218
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

387
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,765
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGINE STARTS)</font>

388
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,938
<font color="#D900D9">(REWING)</font>

389
00:26:49,092 --> 00:26:51,009
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> They're turning
into the Brompton Cemetery, Bough.

390
00:26:51,761 --> 00:26:54,596
Get here as soon as you can. I'm going in.

391
00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:03,980
<font color="#808080">PRIEST :</font> In a wheelchair.

392
00:27:04,065 --> 00:27:07,067
But Geoffrey
overcame these terrible disabilities

393
00:27:07,485 --> 00:27:10,779
with that simple resilience
and sunny optimism

394
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:13,281
that so warmed all of us who knew him,

395
00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:16,410
spending the rest of his life in the service

396
00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:18,995
of the poor and disabled of this parish.

397
00:27:19,789 --> 00:27:23,750
It's very good. Really very good.

398
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:26,920
No, no, please. No, go on.
I'm sorry to interrupt.

399
00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:29,381
- It's very entertaining.
- Who's that?

400
00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:31,216
That priest act of yours

401
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,719
should keep the other prisoners entertained
for hours.

402
00:27:34,178 --> 00:27:37,222
Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners?
Johnny English,

403
00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:40,267
British Secret Service,
and you are all under arrest.

404
00:27:40,351 --> 00:27:41,518
<font color="#D900D9">(WOMAN SOBBING)</font>

405
00:27:41,602 --> 00:27:43,395
I must say,
you've done this whole thing very well.

406
00:27:43,479 --> 00:27:46,273
The attention to detail is excellent.

407
00:27:46,649 --> 00:27:49,985
You, the grieving granny,
you're very convincing.

408
00:27:50,653 --> 00:27:54,448
Oh, look. Real tears.
Do you get paid extra for that?

409
00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:56,616
Ah!

410
00:27:57,326 --> 00:27:58,744
What we're all here for.

411
00:27:58,828 --> 00:28:01,621
I know! Why don't we take a look inside?

412
00:28:01,706 --> 00:28:02,789
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

413
00:28:02,874 --> 00:28:03,957
Oh!

414
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,500
You've nailed it down!

415
00:28:06,002 --> 00:28:07,419
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL EXCLAIMING)</font>

416
00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:08,879
Why would you do that?

417
00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:12,841
I know you're gonna come back in two weeks
and dig it up again.

418
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,927
<font color="#D900D9">(VOCALISING)</font>

419
00:28:17,221 --> 00:28:22,100
Now, what are you playing
in this little vignette of deceit and villainy?

420
00:28:22,477 --> 00:28:23,935
I'm the hearse driver.

421
00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:31,693
- You're the hearse driver?
- Yes, sir.

422
00:28:32,236 --> 00:28:34,112
Ah! A-ha!

423
00:28:35,656 --> 00:28:38,825
There you are, Gunther.

424
00:28:39,202 --> 00:28:42,537
Uh, I do hope he hasn't made a nuisance
of himself.

425
00:28:43,748 --> 00:28:46,249
I'm Doctor...

426
00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:53,131
Bough, of the Lunatic Response Unit.

427
00:28:53,716 --> 00:28:57,511
I'm afraid Gunther here wasn't supposed
to be released until 2028.

428
00:28:57,595 --> 00:28:59,638
- <font color="#D900D9">(ALL EXCLAIMING)</font>
- Isn't that right, Gunther?

429
00:29:00,890 --> 00:29:04,851
Yes, yes, there's been
a most monumental cock-up.

430
00:29:05,728 --> 00:29:06,853
Um...

431
00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:11,983
If you'll excuse me,
with the deepest respect, utmost sympathy.

432
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,443
Uh...

433
00:29:13,736 --> 00:29:15,570
He hasn't urinated on anyone, has he?

434
00:29:15,905 --> 00:29:17,447
- No.
- No, no.

435
00:29:17,532 --> 00:29:21,868
That's a blessing.
Are you gonna give me the gun, Gunther?

436
00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:23,912
<font color="#D900D9">(WOMAN CRYING)</font>

437
00:29:27,917 --> 00:29:29,459
There. That wasn't too difficult, was it?

438
00:29:31,462 --> 00:29:33,421
Are you going to come home now?

439
00:29:34,298 --> 00:29:37,509
<font color="#D900D9">(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)</font>

440
00:29:41,222 --> 00:29:44,599
Oh! In the van!
Yes, yes, we are going in the van.

441
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,101
Yes, yeah.

442
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,186
- Vroom, vroom!
- <font color="#D900D9">(MIMICKING)</font>

443
00:29:48,271 --> 00:29:49,437
Yes. Yeah.

444
00:29:50,815 --> 00:29:52,899
<font color="#D900D9">(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)</font>

445
00:29:52,984 --> 00:29:54,943
Yes. He's waving goodbye.
Goodbye, everyone.

446
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,320
- <font color="#808080">ALL :</font> Goodbye.
- Goodbye, Gunther.

447
00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:00,448
Mind the nice dead people. There we go.

448
00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,286
<font color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMING)</font>

449
00:30:05,496 --> 00:30:09,666
Oh! We'll just go to the path here.
There. Big step.

450
00:30:10,293 --> 00:30:13,044
It's a graveyard. It's where they bring people
when they pass...

451
00:30:13,129 --> 00:30:15,088
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Yes, yes, all right, Bough.
You can stop now.

452
00:30:15,172 --> 00:30:17,257
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> For appearances' sake,
I'll just hold your arm, sir.

453
00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:19,301
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Yes, yes. Just keep walking.

454
00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:21,678
In fact, run, run, run!

455
00:30:28,644 --> 00:30:31,563
<font color="#808080">SAUVAGE :</font> I can't believe I've done this.

456
00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:36,818
I mean, I really cannot believe I've done this!

457
00:30:41,449 --> 00:30:43,992
You see, 200 years ago,

458
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:49,539
my family should have inherited the throne
of England,

459
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,334
but they were cast aside.

460
00:30:53,294 --> 00:30:59,257
Well, in a few very short days,
it will be back where it belongs.

461
00:31:02,303 --> 00:31:03,345
With me.

462
00:31:04,889 --> 00:31:10,477
Shall I try it on? Yes? No? Maybe?

463
00:31:10,853 --> 00:31:14,230
To make you King, we need
the Archbishop of Canterbury to do that.

464
00:31:14,690 --> 00:31:17,150
The Archbishop of Canterbury

465
00:31:17,234 --> 00:31:20,862
is being taken care of even as we speak.

466
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,118
<font color="#D900D9">(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)</font>

467
00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:37,045
There's only one thing, sir.
What are we going to do about English?

468
00:31:40,049 --> 00:31:43,885
If I were you,
I wouldn't worry too much about English.

469
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:47,806
He is no threat to us. I had his flat bugged.

470
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,310
<font color="#D900D9">(KARATE YELLS)</font>

471
00:31:53,062 --> 00:31:54,604
<font color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

472
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,364
Ow!

473
00:32:08,911 --> 00:32:10,245
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

474
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,415
- <font color="#D900D9">(YELLS)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(DUCK SQUEAKS)</font>

475
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:15,125
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

476
00:32:15,251 --> 00:32:18,878
Clearly, the aptly named English is a fool.

477
00:32:19,255 --> 00:32:22,674
He might be a fool,
but he's a fool who keeps showing up.

478
00:32:23,134 --> 00:32:25,885
Well, the next time he shows up,

479
00:32:27,054 --> 00:32:28,763
eliminate him.

480
00:32:29,807 --> 00:32:30,807
Thank you.

481
00:32:30,891 --> 00:32:33,143
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta, sir.

482
00:32:33,269 --> 00:32:37,272
Released from prison six months ago,
327 convictions between them.

483
00:32:37,773 --> 00:32:40,358
Armed robbery, grievous bodily harm

484
00:32:40,443 --> 00:32:42,652
and combined parking fines
of more than 400...

485
00:32:42,737 --> 00:32:45,572
Yes, yes, all right.
Thank you, Bough. I think we get the picture.

486
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:49,075
The point is, sir, that Vendetta and Klein

487
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,746
are both in the employ of Monsieur Sauvage.

488
00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:55,498
- Pascal Sauvage?
- Precisely, sir.

489
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,002
But you're not suggesting
Sauvage is involved?

490
00:32:59,128 --> 00:33:01,296
I think he's more than just involved, sir.

491
00:33:01,464 --> 00:33:03,715
I'm convinced he's
up to his French neck in it.

492
00:33:03,799 --> 00:33:07,135
Don't be absurd.
Sauvage employs thousands of people.

493
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,387
Just because two of them are villains
doesn't mean that he is.

494
00:33:09,764 --> 00:33:12,891
No, I want him discounted
from this investigation immediately.

495
00:33:13,851 --> 00:33:15,018
Yes, sir.

496
00:33:19,482 --> 00:33:24,069
All right. Tonight I shall be at Sauvage's
reception for the new French ambassador.

497
00:33:24,153 --> 00:33:26,112
Any developments, you can reach me there.

498
00:33:26,447 --> 00:33:30,533
Apart from that, I don't want you
within a hundred miles of the man.

499
00:33:31,327 --> 00:33:32,410
Absolutely, sir.

500
00:33:33,162 --> 00:33:36,748
Requisition order,
Ml7 quartermasters for immediate supply.

501
00:33:36,999 --> 00:33:38,917
One military transport plane, fully fuelled,

502
00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:41,127
with permission
for night-time city over-flight.

503
00:33:41,212 --> 00:33:43,546
Two night camouflage parachutes,
plus reserves,

504
00:33:43,631 --> 00:33:46,382
plus neoprene bodysuits, twice, in black.

505
00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:47,801
I've never liked the navy blue.

506
00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:50,678
And a 40-inch chest for me
'cause I need the sleeve length.

507
00:33:51,722 --> 00:33:53,139
- Morning, Felch.
- Morning.

508
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:57,769
Oh, and two special forces signet rings,
primed and colour-coded.

509
00:33:57,895 --> 00:34:00,271
- What's all this for, sir?
- For tonight's operation, Bough.

510
00:34:00,648 --> 00:34:02,690
We're going to break
into Sauvage's headquarters.

511
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,527
- But I thought Pegasus said...
- You let me worry about Pegasus.

512
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,112
I know that Sauvage is behind all this,

513
00:34:07,196 --> 00:34:09,072
and tonight we're gonna get the evidence
to prove it.

514
00:34:10,658 --> 00:34:14,327
- Something wrong, sir?
- Did that sound like Felch to you?

515
00:34:35,057 --> 00:34:36,057
<font color="#D900D9">(CLATTERS)</font>

516
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:40,979
<font color="#D900D9">(FIRING)</font>

517
00:34:44,441 --> 00:34:45,608
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISPERING)</font> Bough...

518
00:35:01,709 --> 00:35:03,585
You, upstairs.

519
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,044
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

520
00:35:16,098 --> 00:35:17,682
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

521
00:35:18,309 --> 00:35:19,350
Ow!

522
00:35:53,802 --> 00:35:55,053
Can you see him, Bough?

523
00:35:55,971 --> 00:35:57,305
He's on the upper level, sir.

524
00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:04,979
Got him.

525
00:36:12,029 --> 00:36:16,407
And like a coiled viper, he strikes.

526
00:36:17,785 --> 00:36:18,868
<font color="#D900D9">(THUDDING)</font>

527
00:36:18,953 --> 00:36:20,495
<font color="#D900D9">(BOUGH GROANS)</font>

528
00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:28,169
So what you're saying, sir,
is there must have been two of them?

529
00:36:28,629 --> 00:36:31,005
Oh, at least, Bough. Possibly four.

530
00:36:31,131 --> 00:36:32,382
I wonder why I didn't see them.

531
00:36:32,675 --> 00:36:34,634
You mustn't dwell on your mistakes, Bough.

532
00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:37,553
- You must learn from them, then move on.
- Yes, sir.

533
00:36:40,683 --> 00:36:43,101
- So where were you, sir?
- Just drop it, Bough!

534
00:36:46,146 --> 00:36:47,146
<font color="#D900D9">(TYRES SCREECH)</font>

535
00:36:47,231 --> 00:36:48,439
Ah!

536
00:36:48,524 --> 00:36:51,150
- What is it, sir?
- That bike.

537
00:36:52,695 --> 00:36:54,404
You get things sorted out for tonight.

538
00:37:01,829 --> 00:37:03,371
<font color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

539
00:37:03,914 --> 00:37:05,456
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

540
00:37:10,754 --> 00:37:12,505
Well, well, we meet again.

541
00:37:13,507 --> 00:37:16,467
Mr English. What a pleasant surprise!

542
00:37:16,552 --> 00:37:18,386
I wondered when you might show up again.

543
00:37:18,762 --> 00:37:23,182
On the contrary, Miss Campbell.
It is not I who keeps showing up. It's you.

544
00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:26,978
- Do you like sushi?
- Hmm?

545
00:37:29,106 --> 00:37:32,817
Oh, sushi! Oh! I practically live off the stuff.

546
00:37:33,235 --> 00:37:36,612
You might say the mysteries of the Orient
are no mystery to me.

547
00:37:46,582 --> 00:37:49,417
- Sake?
- Ah! Sake.

548
00:37:51,253 --> 00:37:52,712
<font color="#D900D9">(SPEAKING JAPANESE)</font>

549
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,519
Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is

550
00:38:08,604 --> 00:38:11,064
that I run into you at two crime scenes

551
00:38:11,148 --> 00:38:14,609
and then can't find any record of you
on a single government computer.

552
00:38:15,319 --> 00:38:16,736
Shouldn't you ask the government that?

553
00:38:18,072 --> 00:38:20,740
I am the government and I'm asking you.

554
00:38:25,913 --> 00:38:26,954
Let me.

555
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:29,874
Hmm!

556
00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,292
You're brave.

557
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:34,170
They say that sea urchin's
the ultimate acquired taste.

558
00:38:34,463 --> 00:38:37,215
<font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font> It's a personal favourite of mine.

559
00:38:42,346 --> 00:38:44,931
I think people are put off
by how it feeds through its bottom.

560
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,851
- Would you excuse me for a moment?
- Mmm.

561
00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:51,979
<font color="#D900D9">(GAGGING)</font>

562
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,698
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL SHOUTING)</font>

563
00:39:08,956 --> 00:39:11,666
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm from Ml7. Sorry.
I'm a secret agent. I am...

564
00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,813
- Everything set, Bough?
- Just about, sir.

565
00:39:34,523 --> 00:39:37,733
Actually, sir, do you mind
if I run through the plan one more time?

566
00:39:38,026 --> 00:39:40,695
- No, no.
- These are the two buildings here.

567
00:39:41,113 --> 00:39:43,823
This one is our target,
Sauvage's headquarters,

568
00:39:43,907 --> 00:39:45,450
right next to the City Hospital.

569
00:39:45,742 --> 00:39:48,744
I jump first and land on the south side
of the roof,

570
00:39:48,829 --> 00:39:52,039
abseil down 14 floors
and cut through this window here.

571
00:39:52,207 --> 00:39:56,085
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> I then land on the east side
of the roof and abseil down 12 floors.

572
00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:59,046
Where you wait for my signal
that I've disabled the alarm system.

573
00:39:59,131 --> 00:40:01,799
- Yes.
- You then break into this window here,

574
00:40:01,884 --> 00:40:05,136
work your way along the secure corridor
and penetrate Sauvage's office.

575
00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:07,722
- Yes, yes.
- Is that okay, sir?

576
00:40:07,848 --> 00:40:10,933
It's been okay
ever since I thought up the idea, Bough.

577
00:40:16,106 --> 00:40:18,900
Oh, I nearly forgot, sir. Your laser beacon.

578
00:40:19,610 --> 00:40:21,944
- My what?
- Your laser beacon!

579
00:40:22,029 --> 00:40:24,530
It'll guide you onto Sauvage's building.

580
00:40:24,865 --> 00:40:27,950
Your dependence on hardware
really does amuse me, Bough.

581
00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:30,912
I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert

582
00:40:31,288 --> 00:40:35,082
carrying nothing more than a toothbrush
and a packet of sherbet lemons,

583
00:40:36,084 --> 00:40:39,504
and I still found my way
to Bulawayo before Ramadan.

584
00:40:41,256 --> 00:40:43,674
So thank you, Bough, but no thank you.

585
00:40:47,721 --> 00:40:49,388
- <font color="#D900D9">(BUZZER SOUNDS)</font>
- Bough, go!

586
00:40:49,473 --> 00:40:51,682
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Geronimo!

587
00:41:19,461 --> 00:41:20,461
<font color="#D900D9">(BUZZER SOUNDS)</font>

588
00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:23,381
Fandango!

589
00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:47,321
Ugh!

590
00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:49,824
<font color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMING)</font>

591
00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:56,998
Right.

592
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:07,466
<font color="#D900D9">(BUZZING)</font>

593
00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:15,016
<font color="#D900D9">(BEEPS)</font>

594
00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:17,602
Alarm's disabled, sir.

595
00:42:17,686 --> 00:42:18,853
Roger that, Bough.

596
00:42:21,565 --> 00:42:22,815
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>

597
00:42:22,899 --> 00:42:24,191
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

598
00:42:57,184 --> 00:42:59,185
This is worse than I thought, Bough.

599
00:42:59,895 --> 00:43:03,522
Sauvage has got some kind
of laboratory set up here.

600
00:43:04,232 --> 00:43:07,151
God knows what kind
of sick operation he's running.

601
00:43:07,235 --> 00:43:08,277
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR OPENS)</font>

602
00:43:11,948 --> 00:43:13,282
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR CLOSES)</font>

603
00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:23,334
My God, what have they done to you?

604
00:43:24,461 --> 00:43:26,420
They've taken some of my blood.

605
00:43:27,756 --> 00:43:30,800
- Bastards!
- It's only for tests.

606
00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:32,927
Of course it is. Come on, my friend.

607
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:35,096
Let's get you out of here
before they take anything else.

608
00:43:39,059 --> 00:43:40,351
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANING)</font>

609
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:46,107
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH EXCLAIM)</font>

610
00:43:46,191 --> 00:43:49,193
Good evening, Dr Frankenstein.

611
00:43:49,903 --> 00:43:51,445
This way, please.

612
00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:53,155
Come on, come on. I haven't got all night.

613
00:43:55,117 --> 00:43:57,785
And you, you angels of death.

614
00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:00,371
About turn. Come on, let's go.

615
00:44:00,455 --> 00:44:01,789
Come on, come on. Keep moving.

616
00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:06,460
Come on. Over there.
I know what you're doing here. And you.

617
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:10,089
Come on. Quicker. Quicker. Come on.
Over there.

618
00:44:11,967 --> 00:44:13,342
Now then,

619
00:44:13,427 --> 00:44:16,554
perhaps you could direct me
to your evil paymaster.

620
00:44:17,639 --> 00:44:21,726
- What are you talking about?
- You know exactly what I'm talking about.

621
00:44:21,810 --> 00:44:25,479
Where is the office of Pascal Sauvage?

622
00:44:51,506 --> 00:44:53,048
Are you coming over here in a minute, sir?

623
00:44:56,386 --> 00:44:57,720
I'm from Ml7.

624
00:44:58,597 --> 00:45:01,390
This has been a test
of your emergency response systems,

625
00:45:01,475 --> 00:45:04,351
and I have to say,
you've all done extremely well.

626
00:45:04,978 --> 00:45:09,231
Right. Well, I'll leave you to it.
And, get well soon.

627
00:45:15,822 --> 00:45:19,742
Oh, God!

628
00:45:38,637 --> 00:45:40,179
Sir. Sir.

629
00:45:45,227 --> 00:45:46,477
<font color="#D900D9">(EXHALES)</font>

630
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,147
Did you just land on the wrong building?

631
00:45:50,232 --> 00:45:51,273
<font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font>

632
00:45:51,358 --> 00:45:54,443
I did a precautionary sweep
of the immediate environment.

633
00:45:55,237 --> 00:45:56,403
Right.

634
00:45:58,657 --> 00:46:00,074
- And everything was fine.
- Good.

635
00:46:01,284 --> 00:46:02,576
Okay, let's go.

636
00:46:07,415 --> 00:46:10,918
I'll be downstairs at the reception...

637
00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:23,848
- That's far enough.
- Well, good evening.

638
00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:26,851
- Perhaps you'd like to have this as well.
- What is it?

639
00:46:26,935 --> 00:46:28,102
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Let me show you.

640
00:46:28,395 --> 00:46:29,562
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>

641
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,940
Well executed, Bough,
but completely redundant.

642
00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:36,026
- How do you mean, sir?
- Super-strength muscle relaxant.

643
00:46:36,361 --> 00:46:39,113
When he wakes up,
he'll be as floppy as a damp old sock.

644
00:46:41,283 --> 00:46:43,409
<font color="#D900D9">(MEN SPEAKING IN DISTINCTLY)</font>

645
00:46:45,954 --> 00:46:47,037
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISPERS)</font> What's this?

646
00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:06,140
That's the face
of the Archbishop of Canterbury.

647
00:47:10,687 --> 00:47:11,854
What are they doing?

648
00:47:16,610 --> 00:47:19,486
What's this got to do with the Crown Jewels?

649
00:47:42,218 --> 00:47:43,344
Bough.

650
00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,401
<font color="#D900D9">(BEEPS)</font>

651
00:47:59,736 --> 00:48:01,028
<font color="#D900D9">(WHIRRING)</font>

652
00:48:01,529 --> 00:48:02,905
<font color="#808080">SAUVAGE :</font> English.

653
00:48:02,989 --> 00:48:08,869
A people whose empire once covered
one quarter of the surface of the earth.

654
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,413
Alas, no longer.

655
00:48:12,207 --> 00:48:15,793
Now, my friends ask me,
"Pascal, how can you be so interested

656
00:48:15,877 --> 00:48:18,712
"in such a backward, grotty little country?"

657
00:48:19,172 --> 00:48:22,716
My answer is simple. The Queen.

658
00:48:23,551 --> 00:48:26,887
The Queen has more power
in her tiny white gloves

659
00:48:26,972 --> 00:48:30,557
than any other head of state
in the entire world.

660
00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:33,102
She can declare war or make peace,

661
00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:34,770
and most intriguingly,

662
00:48:35,772 --> 00:48:40,651
she can seize any piece of land
which takes her fancy.

663
00:48:41,069 --> 00:48:46,240
Of course, the Queen never uses
the enormous power afforded to her.

664
00:48:47,242 --> 00:48:50,953
But imagine someone
who would use that power.

665
00:48:52,122 --> 00:48:54,790
Imagine, say, me.

666
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,586
How could he do that, sir?
How could he make himself King?

667
00:49:00,797 --> 00:49:02,172
The Archbishop.

668
00:49:02,257 --> 00:49:03,507
<font color="#D900D9">(SAUVAGE CONTINUES SPEAKING)</font>

669
00:49:03,591 --> 00:49:04,758
<font color="#D900D9">(DOOR OPENS)</font>

670
00:49:12,225 --> 00:49:13,267
Ow!

671
00:49:15,603 --> 00:49:17,730
Hands up. There's a good fellow.

672
00:49:18,606 --> 00:49:21,483
Heavily armed for a late night at the office,
wouldn't you say, Bough?

673
00:49:21,568 --> 00:49:25,404
You fool, English.
You'll never get out of the building alive.

674
00:49:25,655 --> 00:49:27,948
I'd save your breath for my questioning.

675
00:49:28,158 --> 00:49:30,117
I'm not telling you anything.

676
00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:31,535
Incorrect.

677
00:49:32,162 --> 00:49:33,203
<font color="#D900D9">(CLICKS)</font>

678
00:49:33,288 --> 00:49:34,580
Sodium pentothal.

679
00:49:35,290 --> 00:49:37,958
I won't lie to you. It's a truth serum.

680
00:49:38,168 --> 00:49:39,293
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

681
00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:43,380
Now then, why does Sauvage want
to have himself crowned?

682
00:49:44,090 --> 00:49:46,300
You have no idea what's going on here,
do you?

683
00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:47,593
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>

684
00:49:47,677 --> 00:49:50,137
It would be funny if it wasn't so...
<font color="#D900D9">(MUMBLES)</font>

685
00:49:51,139 --> 00:49:52,139
What?

686
00:49:52,307 --> 00:49:53,807
<font color="#D900D9">(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)</font>

687
00:49:58,813 --> 00:50:01,190
- He's talking gibberish, sir.
- Yes, I can hear that, Bough.

688
00:50:02,317 --> 00:50:03,317
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

689
00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,569
- He's collapsed onto me, sir.
- Yes, I can see that, Bough.

690
00:50:06,863 --> 00:50:09,073
You don't think you could've
got the syringes mixed up, do you, sir?

691
00:50:09,157 --> 00:50:11,158
- What do you mean?
- Given the guard outside the truth serum

692
00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:12,534
and given Klein the muscle relaxant?

693
00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,496
Ah!

694
00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:18,248
Don't be ridiculous, Bough.
I think I know my right from my left.

695
00:50:19,793 --> 00:50:22,127
- Sir?
- Oh, bugger it!

696
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,256
Bough, take "flodd."

697
00:50:26,341 --> 00:50:27,841
Take what, sir?

698
00:50:27,926 --> 00:50:30,469
Flodd. Schlage.

699
00:50:30,553 --> 00:50:32,054
I'm not quite getting that second word, sir.

700
00:50:32,138 --> 00:50:33,639
Schlage!

701
00:50:34,182 --> 00:50:36,016
- Write it down, sir.
- Schlage!

702
00:50:36,101 --> 00:50:38,727
Yes! Schlage!

703
00:50:38,812 --> 00:50:40,187
<font color="#D900D9">(MUTTERING)</font>

704
00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:43,148
"C! C-A..."

705
00:50:43,358 --> 00:50:45,734
Car! Take the car! We didn't come by car, sir.
We came by plane.

706
00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:47,861
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH MUMBLING GIBBERISH)</font>

707
00:50:48,238 --> 00:50:49,530
Bugger off!

708
00:50:50,198 --> 00:50:51,365
Hold it right there.

709
00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:52,574
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

710
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:56,245
- What's wrong with them?
- They got their... I'm not telling you.

711
00:50:57,038 --> 00:50:58,122
Wrong answer.

712
00:51:00,166 --> 00:51:01,416
What is it with you two?

713
00:51:01,835 --> 00:51:02,876
Ah!

714
00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:04,711
<font color="#D900D9">(MUTTERING)</font>

715
00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:06,755
Let's get out of here.

716
00:51:07,173 --> 00:51:08,674
Sorry, but who are you, exactly?

717
00:51:09,342 --> 00:51:12,052
Special Agent Campbell.
I'm attached to Interpol in Paris.

718
00:51:12,387 --> 00:51:13,637
We've been watching Sauvage for months.

719
00:51:13,721 --> 00:51:15,013
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

720
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:16,140
Why?

721
00:51:16,224 --> 00:51:17,432
Because every major convict

722
00:51:17,517 --> 00:51:19,726
released from a Sauvage prison
in the last six months

723
00:51:19,811 --> 00:51:21,687
has been employed by one of his companies.

724
00:51:22,230 --> 00:51:24,815
We believe he's recruiting them
for a major criminal conspiracy.

725
00:51:24,899 --> 00:51:26,275
We just don't know what yet.

726
00:51:26,359 --> 00:51:28,152
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGLISH MUMBLES GIBBERISH)</font>

727
00:51:28,945 --> 00:51:31,113
- What did he say?
- <font color="#D900D9">(SLURRING)</font> Pegasus!

728
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,323
We have to report to Pegasus!

729
00:51:34,242 --> 00:51:35,826
Oh, no, sir. No, no, no, no.

730
00:51:35,910 --> 00:51:38,495
- How do we get out of here?
- Hey, you!

731
00:51:38,997 --> 00:51:40,539
What you did to me really hurt.

732
00:51:43,001 --> 00:51:46,378
Yeah. Sorry about that. How do we get out
of here without being seen?

733
00:51:47,547 --> 00:51:48,630
Okay.

734
00:51:49,007 --> 00:51:51,633
Left by the water fountain,
right by the fire exit,

735
00:51:51,759 --> 00:51:52,926
then to the elevator at the end.

736
00:51:53,011 --> 00:51:54,761
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God.

737
00:51:54,971 --> 00:51:56,013
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>

738
00:51:56,097 --> 00:51:57,514
Nice job, Bough.

739
00:51:57,599 --> 00:51:59,016
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Left, sir. Left!

740
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,267
<font color="#D900D9">(ENGLISH MUTTERING)</font>

741
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:03,770
<font color="#808080">BOUGH :</font> Sir, you can't go to
Sauvage's reception in this state.

742
00:52:03,897 --> 00:52:06,148
The effect of the drug
has practically worn off, Bough.

743
00:52:06,774 --> 00:52:08,483
I'm fline.

744
00:52:08,610 --> 00:52:10,360
Schline. Uh, gline.

745
00:52:15,783 --> 00:52:17,326
<font color="#D900D9">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

746
00:52:20,872 --> 00:52:22,122
Monsieur.

747
00:52:22,332 --> 00:52:23,790
Ah! Thank you.

748
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:25,125
<font color="#D900D9">(SHATTERS)</font>

749
00:52:27,795 --> 00:52:29,796
- Would you like another?
- Please.

750
00:52:36,679 --> 00:52:37,721
Thank you.

751
00:52:42,101 --> 00:52:43,143
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

752
00:52:43,645 --> 00:52:45,395
What in God's name?

753
00:52:45,605 --> 00:52:48,148
Ah! Foreign Sebletarary.

754
00:52:48,483 --> 00:52:49,650
Um...

755
00:52:49,984 --> 00:52:51,235
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

756
00:52:52,028 --> 00:52:53,070
Ah!

757
00:52:53,154 --> 00:52:54,404
<font color="#D900D9">(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

758
00:52:54,489 --> 00:52:55,822
Shall we dance?

759
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:25,060
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

760
00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:38,991
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

761
00:53:45,581 --> 00:53:47,040
- Excuse me, sir?
- Yes, Bough?

762
00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:49,126
I'm very sorry to interrupt. I need to...

763
00:53:49,210 --> 00:53:51,378
Ah, Pascal, how nice to see you again.

764
00:53:51,546 --> 00:53:53,547
- Enjoying the party?
- Splendid affair.

765
00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:58,760
I was until I was informed
that your man English

766
00:53:58,845 --> 00:54:02,306
and his curious boyfriend here
have spent the evening

767
00:54:02,390 --> 00:54:06,059
breaking into my office
and assaulting my staff.

768
00:54:06,227 --> 00:54:08,020
Is this true, Bough?

769
00:54:08,563 --> 00:54:09,730
Well, we... We...

770
00:54:19,574 --> 00:54:21,408
What in God's name do you think
you're up to?

771
00:54:21,743 --> 00:54:23,327
- Well...
- Sir, if I could just offer...

772
00:54:23,411 --> 00:54:24,411
Go home, Bough!

773
00:54:25,079 --> 00:54:26,246
Now!

774
00:54:27,248 --> 00:54:29,666
I gave you direct orders not to meddle
with Sauvage.

775
00:54:29,751 --> 00:54:32,711
What do you do? You break into his office
and assault two of his staff.

776
00:54:32,962 --> 00:54:36,256
Then you march in here,
loaded with God only knows what,

777
00:54:36,424 --> 00:54:37,966
and insult the foreign secretary.

778
00:54:38,051 --> 00:54:40,844
I haven't encountered such behaviour
in Whitehall in 30 years.

779
00:54:40,928 --> 00:54:42,888
- But...
- There are no "buts," English.

780
00:54:43,765 --> 00:54:47,309
You're off the case.
Your security clearance is hereby cancelled.

781
00:54:47,393 --> 00:54:50,771
After a three-month leave of absence,
you will return at your old grade.

782
00:54:51,064 --> 00:54:53,106
And I hope never to hear your name again.

783
00:55:18,966 --> 00:55:20,634
<font color="#D900D9">(THUNDER RUMBLING)</font>

784
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,371
<font color="#808080">SAUVAGE :</font> English has seen too much.

785
00:55:49,455 --> 00:55:51,581
We go to plan B.

786
00:55:51,999 --> 00:55:57,295
Get rid of the fake Archbishop
and green-light the visit to Her Majesty.

787
00:55:57,422 --> 00:56:01,174
And then this pathetic country
can humiliate itself

788
00:56:01,259 --> 00:56:03,427
by crowning me officially.

789
00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:33,999
That's a letter of abdication
renouncing your claims to the throne

790
00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,084
and the claims of your entire family.

791
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,045
Sign it.

792
00:56:47,555 --> 00:56:48,680
Never.

793
00:56:51,058 --> 00:56:52,267
<font color="#D900D9">(YELPS)</font>

794
00:56:52,685 --> 00:56:54,603
- <font color="#D900D9">(GUN COCKS)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(WHIMPERS)</font>

795
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,358
<font color="#D900D9">(DOG BARKS)</font>

796
00:57:00,443 --> 00:57:02,027
<font color="#D900D9">(RINGING)</font>

797
00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:05,447
- Yes?
- <font color="#808080">MAN :</font> Prime Minister,

798
00:57:05,531 --> 00:57:08,325
I'm sorry to call so late,
but I'm afraid the Queen has abdicated.

799
00:57:08,409 --> 00:57:09,618
What?

800
00:57:09,869 --> 00:57:14,122
Abdicated? But that's not possible.

801
00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:16,041
I only wish that were true.

802
00:57:16,626 --> 00:57:18,835
You know what, let me talk to her.
Maybe she just...

803
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,086
Pascal, she's gone.

804
00:57:21,464 --> 00:57:23,173
Now, my people have spent the last 10 hours

805
00:57:23,257 --> 00:57:25,717
trying to track down the rightful heir
to the throne

806
00:57:25,801 --> 00:57:29,930
and they've come up with a name,
which they've double-checked.

807
00:57:31,807 --> 00:57:33,058
Who is it?

808
00:57:33,267 --> 00:57:35,519
- It's you.
- No!

809
00:57:37,396 --> 00:57:38,730
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISTLING)</font>

810
00:57:41,108 --> 00:57:43,443
<font color="#808080">ANNOUNCER ON RADIO :</font>
In the wake of the return of the Crown Jewels

811
00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:45,570
to a police station in North London,

812
00:57:45,655 --> 00:57:48,406
Pascal Sauvage has requested
that his coronation

813
00:57:48,491 --> 00:57:50,283
take place this Thursday.

814
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:54,246
In the House, the prime minister said
he was looking forward to the ceremony

815
00:57:54,455 --> 00:57:57,457
and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage
will make a fine king

816
00:57:57,792 --> 00:57:59,042
and will bring all that is best

817
00:57:59,126 --> 00:58:01,670
about modern Europe
to our ancient institution.

818
00:58:02,838 --> 00:58:04,548
<font color="#D900D9">(DOORBELL RINGING)</font>

819
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:12,138
Get your car keys. We've got work to do.

820
00:58:12,890 --> 00:58:13,890
Miss Campbell.

821
00:58:13,975 --> 00:58:16,184
Sauvage is heading back
to his chateau in France.

822
00:58:16,394 --> 00:58:19,896
And he's invited 13 of the richest
criminal masterminds in the world

823
00:58:19,981 --> 00:58:21,147
to meet him there.

824
00:58:21,357 --> 00:58:24,150
I'm sorry, Miss Campbell. I'm off the case.

825
00:58:24,485 --> 00:58:26,069
It's been reassigned.

826
00:58:26,153 --> 00:58:28,822
I know. Reassigned to me.

827
00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:35,495
- Look, I want you with me, Johnny.
- Look, just leave me alone.

828
00:58:35,663 --> 00:58:36,663
What are you gonna do?

829
00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:38,999
Sit here in this grotty flat feeling sorry
for yourself?

830
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:42,043
Or are you gonna get out there
and save your country?

831
00:58:44,171 --> 00:58:45,422
I'm gonna sit in the flat.

832
00:58:46,007 --> 00:58:49,884
- <font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font> Johnny, this is ridiculous.
- I'm a spent force.

833
00:58:52,597 --> 00:58:54,222
Spent, my ass.

834
00:58:59,687 --> 00:59:01,062
<font color="#D900D9">(SOFTLY)</font> Ow!

835
00:59:02,481 --> 00:59:04,983
Will you please stop?

836
00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,037
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

837
00:59:18,039 --> 00:59:19,164
I'll just be a minute.

838
01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:08,755
It'll be nightfall in an hour.
Then we can strike out for the chateau.

839
01:00:09,298 --> 01:00:12,467
The fact is, the moment Sauvage gets
that crown on his head,

840
01:00:12,551 --> 01:00:15,595
he'll be able to do whatever he likes
with the country that I love,

841
01:00:15,763 --> 01:00:18,390
and that is why you and I have got
to stop him.

842
01:00:20,768 --> 01:00:24,062
- Relishing the thought?
- Something like that.

843
01:00:26,774 --> 01:00:29,317
I suppose you've made love
to lots of women, haven't you, Johnny?

844
01:00:33,239 --> 01:00:34,364
Um...

845
01:00:36,158 --> 01:00:38,952
You know, one does one's best.

846
01:00:41,122 --> 01:00:42,414
It's just...

847
01:00:43,457 --> 01:00:46,960
Well, it's been three years
since my fiancé left me,

848
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:50,922
and since then, I haven't made love
to anyone.

849
01:00:52,550 --> 01:00:54,134
But then I met you,

850
01:00:55,636 --> 01:00:58,638
and I felt this hunger,

851
01:00:59,473 --> 01:01:02,976
deep down inside.
I wanted to say things to you.

852
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:05,353
I wanted to do things to you

853
01:01:05,438 --> 01:01:09,482
that I haven't wanted to do
in a very, very, very long time.

854
01:01:11,110 --> 01:01:12,318
<font color="#D900D9">(GULPS)</font>

855
01:01:13,988 --> 01:01:15,363
What, uh...

856
01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:19,033
What sort of things are we talking about?

857
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:21,536
Things like punching you in the face.

858
01:01:22,037 --> 01:01:23,997
Things like kicking you in the backside

859
01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:26,374
for being such a pompous,
know-nothing asshole.

860
01:01:27,168 --> 01:01:30,462
But then I started to see beyond the idiot
that everybody else saw.

861
01:01:31,172 --> 01:01:33,339
I started to see the man on the inside,

862
01:01:33,924 --> 01:01:38,052
a man who was determined to do his duty,
no matter what or who lay in his way.

863
01:01:38,846 --> 01:01:41,931
And I began to feel other things for him,

864
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:46,519
to wanna do other things for him.

865
01:01:47,897 --> 01:01:49,606
Things...

866
01:01:49,690 --> 01:01:52,692
Involving plastic toys and soft cheese?

867
01:01:54,695 --> 01:01:57,739
- What? <font color="#D900D9">(SCOFFS)</font>
- What? What?

868
01:01:57,865 --> 01:02:00,074
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLING)</font> You're toying with me,
aren't you?

869
01:02:00,159 --> 01:02:02,619
You're telling me to stop
in the gentlest way you know how.

870
01:02:03,412 --> 01:02:04,746
No. No...

871
01:02:04,830 --> 01:02:07,040
You're such a special person, Johnny,

872
01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,334
not to take advantage of me
while I'm vulnerable.

873
01:02:09,794 --> 01:02:14,464
- No. Well...
- So thank you for being such a gentleman.

874
01:02:15,382 --> 01:02:16,716
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>

875
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:19,469
Not at all.

876
01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:43,326
I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell.

877
01:02:43,577 --> 01:02:47,413
You're thinking, "If we don't pull this off,
God knows what might happen to England."

878
01:02:47,915 --> 01:02:50,583
Actually, I was thinking
there must be a better way in than that pipe.

879
01:02:52,419 --> 01:02:53,545
Well, there isn't.

880
01:02:53,629 --> 01:02:56,881
I've analysed it from every possible angle,
and this is the best option.

881
01:02:57,633 --> 01:03:01,302
I'll go in first, and if there's a clear way
through, I'll call down. Okay?

882
01:03:03,389 --> 01:03:04,597
Johnny.

883
01:03:05,391 --> 01:03:08,351
- Be careful.
- I'm always careful.

884
01:03:08,936 --> 01:03:10,103
Oh!

885
01:03:27,037 --> 01:03:28,496
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

886
01:03:39,967 --> 01:03:41,217
<font color="#D900D9">(GAGGING)</font>

887
01:03:41,302 --> 01:03:42,802
<font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font>

888
01:03:46,015 --> 01:03:47,140
<font color="#D900D9">(FARTING)</font>

889
01:03:53,981 --> 01:03:55,607
<font color="#D900D9">(TOILETS FLUSHING)</font>

890
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:01,946
- <font color="#D900D9">(TAPPING ON GLASS)</font>
- Gentlemen.

891
01:04:02,698 --> 01:04:07,952
In a few hours' time,
I will become the next king of England.

892
01:04:26,889 --> 01:04:28,014
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISPERS)</font> No.

893
01:04:43,697 --> 01:04:45,490
Ha! <font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font>

894
01:04:45,574 --> 01:04:47,825
- How did you get here?
- Up the ladder.

895
01:04:48,827 --> 01:04:50,954
Look, pull yourself together.
It's only a bit of poo.

896
01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:58,336
<font color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMING)</font> It's cold! Oh! It's cold!

897
01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:04,384
What is the one commodity
the world never seems to run out of?

898
01:05:06,053 --> 01:05:08,346
Criminals, gentlemen.

899
01:05:08,430 --> 01:05:10,807
- Lawbreakers.
- <font color="#D900D9">(ALL MURMURING)</font>

900
01:05:10,891 --> 01:05:12,850
Every nation in the world

901
01:05:12,935 --> 01:05:17,146
struggles with the issue
of overcrowded prisons.

902
01:05:17,439 --> 01:05:22,026
So, what do we do with all these villains?

903
01:05:22,403 --> 01:05:24,988
Find the solution to that problem

904
01:05:25,072 --> 01:05:30,159
and the governments of the world
would pay you through their nose.

905
01:05:30,744 --> 01:05:34,580
Fortunately, I have found a solution.

906
01:05:34,915 --> 01:05:39,669
We empty every prison on the entire planet,

907
01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:45,383
we take the resulting tidal wave
of human scum

908
01:05:45,718 --> 01:05:47,593
and we put it here.

909
01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:49,512
<font color="#D900D9">(GASPING)</font>

910
01:05:49,596 --> 01:05:50,763
<font color="#D900D9">(MURMURING)</font>

911
01:05:52,766 --> 01:05:54,809
The moment I am crowned King,

912
01:05:54,893 --> 01:05:58,229
I will turn England into the largest prison

913
01:05:58,313 --> 01:06:00,606
in the history of the world.

914
01:06:02,443 --> 01:06:07,739
210,000 square miles of prime real estate,

915
01:06:08,032 --> 01:06:14,162
conveniently separated from true civilisation
by 20 miles of ocean

916
01:06:14,538 --> 01:06:16,581
- and soon to be available...
- Come on.

917
01:06:16,665 --> 01:06:21,836
...for the entire world
to dump its human waste in.

918
01:06:22,129 --> 01:06:24,714
According to current projections,

919
01:06:24,798 --> 01:06:30,136
we will not run out of prison space
for the next 500 years.

920
01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:35,016
So, tonight, one, and only one, of you

921
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:41,939
will leave here owning 49% of this venture.

922
01:06:43,650 --> 01:06:48,071
So that's his little game.
We must get hold of that DVD.

923
01:06:48,155 --> 01:06:49,614
But how, Johnny? There's only two of us.

924
01:06:50,824 --> 01:06:53,493
You're young, Miss Campbell,
and inexperienced.

925
01:06:53,869 --> 01:06:55,703
What you seem to have forgotten is that

926
01:06:55,788 --> 01:06:57,914
<font color="#D900D9">(ON SPEAKER)</font> nobody knows we are here.

927
01:06:58,457 --> 01:07:01,667
At our disposal,
we have the vital element of surprise.

928
01:07:01,752 --> 01:07:02,794
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

929
01:07:02,878 --> 01:07:05,254
Now, my plan is simple but effective.

930
01:07:05,672 --> 01:07:08,424
I shall drop from the gallery
at this end of the room

931
01:07:08,509 --> 01:07:09,884
and take Sauvage prisoner.

932
01:07:10,385 --> 01:07:13,054
You will then enter from the far door,

933
01:07:13,138 --> 01:07:14,722
cutting off any means of escape.

934
01:07:15,015 --> 01:07:19,352
Then, using Sauvage as a hostage,
we'll get the hell out of here. Clear?

935
01:07:27,111 --> 01:07:28,194
<font color="#D900D9">(GUN COCKS)</font>

936
01:07:28,278 --> 01:07:30,863
Get 'em up, you French ponce.

937
01:07:31,698 --> 01:07:35,076
But, Mr English, I'm gobsmacked!

938
01:07:35,702 --> 01:07:37,995
What an unexpected surprise.

939
01:07:38,413 --> 01:07:41,457
Surprises are very much my speciality,
Sauvage.

940
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,710
I think we've seen enough of this.

941
01:07:46,839 --> 01:07:51,676
I know exactly what you're planning,
and I'm here to put a stop to it.

942
01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:56,722
My bottom will be king of England
before you are.

943
01:07:57,808 --> 01:07:59,308
Wrong again.

944
01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:02,895
Perhaps you'd care to look behind you.

945
01:08:03,188 --> 01:08:05,523
Oh, please.

946
01:08:05,607 --> 01:08:06,983
<font color="#D900D9">(GUNS COCKING)</font>

947
01:08:09,695 --> 01:08:10,736
Lorna!

948
01:08:13,407 --> 01:08:14,574
I'm sorry, Johnny.

949
01:08:16,076 --> 01:08:21,956
Well, I'm afraid that we'll have
to conclude the floor show for tonight.

950
01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:24,041
Not so fast, Sauvage.

951
01:08:24,585 --> 01:08:28,421
You may have taken me,
but you'll never take England.

952
01:08:28,755 --> 01:08:31,591
Not as long as I have breath in my body

953
01:08:31,675 --> 01:08:34,010
or a bullet in my gun.

954
01:08:34,261 --> 01:08:35,344
<font color="#D900D9">(CLICKS)</font>

955
01:08:43,437 --> 01:08:47,440
You know, Mr English,
I'm going to miss you. Really.

956
01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:50,026
You're very entertaining. I thank you.

957
01:08:50,819 --> 01:08:51,861
Take them away.

958
01:08:56,283 --> 01:08:57,366
<font color="#808080">ANNOUNCER ON RADIO :</font>
Good morning, everybody!

959
01:08:57,451 --> 01:08:58,492
<font color="#D900D9">(GREETS IN FRENCH)</font>

960
01:08:58,577 --> 01:08:59,952
And welcome to The Breakfast Show.

961
01:09:00,162 --> 01:09:01,787
<font color="#D900D9">(SPEAKING FRENCH)</font>

962
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:06,459
As the crowds are gathering here
for the crowning of our first French king

963
01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:08,211
since the year 1066,

964
01:09:08,295 --> 01:09:10,504
we ask you to call us here at London FM

965
01:09:10,589 --> 01:09:13,716
with the top 10 things you most love
about the French.

966
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,344
We haven't had any calls yet, at all,

967
01:09:16,428 --> 01:09:18,804
but the lines are still open
and I'll give you that number again.

968
01:09:18,889 --> 01:09:20,139
<font color="#D900D9">(SPEAKING FRENCH)</font>

969
01:09:20,224 --> 01:09:21,224
0-2-0-7...

970
01:09:21,475 --> 01:09:23,643
<font color="#D900D9">(REPEATS NUMBER IN FRENCH)</font>

971
01:09:27,231 --> 01:09:28,648
This is not good, Johnny.

972
01:09:29,483 --> 01:09:30,900
We've got to think of something.

973
01:09:32,986 --> 01:09:35,488
Wait a minute. I've got an idea.

974
01:09:36,198 --> 01:09:37,698
Hop! Hop!

975
01:09:38,325 --> 01:09:41,160
Hop! And hop! And stop!

976
01:09:41,828 --> 01:09:43,955
Now, are you familiar

977
01:09:44,039 --> 01:09:47,708
with the shaman throat warblers
of the Guatemalan delta?

978
01:09:48,126 --> 01:09:49,126
What?

979
01:09:49,378 --> 01:09:51,128
It has long been their belief

980
01:09:51,213 --> 01:09:55,591
that a whistle pitched at the precise
resonant frequency of a metal lock

981
01:09:55,676 --> 01:10:00,263
will vibrate the levers in such a way
that the door will simply swing open.

982
01:10:00,806 --> 01:10:01,931
Unbelievable.

983
01:10:02,182 --> 01:10:03,557
And kneel.

984
01:10:03,684 --> 01:10:05,893
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANING)</font>

985
01:10:07,729 --> 01:10:09,563
Right. Here goes.

986
01:10:10,857 --> 01:10:13,025
<font color="#D900D9">(WHISTLES IN ASCENDING TONE)</font>

987
01:10:14,319 --> 01:10:15,319
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>

988
01:10:15,404 --> 01:10:17,029
<font color="#D900D9">(PITCH INCREASES)</font>

989
01:10:17,698 --> 01:10:18,864
<font color="#D900D9">(SILENCE)</font>

990
01:10:22,202 --> 01:10:24,870
- I can't hear anything.
- I'm into ultrasonic.

991
01:10:25,122 --> 01:10:26,205
<font color="#D900D9">(SILENCE)</font>

992
01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:28,457
Johnny, will you just stop all this
and face facts?

993
01:10:28,542 --> 01:10:29,542
<font color="#D900D9">(BLOWS)</font>

994
01:10:29,626 --> 01:10:33,087
We've failed. The only thing
that can save us now is a miracle.

995
01:10:37,592 --> 01:10:39,302
<font color="#D900D9">(RASPING)</font>

996
01:10:39,386 --> 01:10:40,386
<font color="#D900D9">(CLICKING)</font>

997
01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:41,554
It worked!

998
01:10:41,722 --> 01:10:42,805
Oh!

999
01:10:42,889 --> 01:10:43,931
Sir?

1000
01:10:52,774 --> 01:10:55,651
I don't know why you hauled yourself
up that dreadful poo tube, Bough,

1001
01:10:55,736 --> 01:10:58,195
when there's a perfectly good ladder right
beside it.

1002
01:10:59,531 --> 01:11:02,033
Now, Sauvage may have fooled the country

1003
01:11:02,117 --> 01:11:04,910
with his fake Archbishop
and his secret agenda,

1004
01:11:05,162 --> 01:11:06,996
but he hasn't fooled me.

1005
01:11:08,248 --> 01:11:10,082
So, here's the plan.

1006
01:11:10,292 --> 01:11:11,334
<font color="#D900D9">(GASPS)</font>

1007
01:11:11,752 --> 01:11:13,419
<font color="#D900D9">(BAND PLAYING)</font>

1008
01:11:14,629 --> 01:11:16,172
<font color="#D900D9">(CROWD CHEERING)</font>

1009
01:11:38,612 --> 01:11:40,321
<font color="#D900D9">(CHORUS SINGING)</font>

1010
01:12:16,983 --> 01:12:18,192
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

1011
01:12:18,985 --> 01:12:20,736
<font color="#D900D9">(SINGING CONTINUES)</font>

1012
01:12:40,340 --> 01:12:41,507
<font color="#D900D9">(SINGING STOPS)</font>

1013
01:12:41,591 --> 01:12:46,595
Sirs, you are hereby called
to witness the anointing

1014
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:52,518
of your one true lord and future king, Pascal.

1015
01:12:53,019 --> 01:12:57,064
Pascal, are you willing to take the oath?

1016
01:12:57,691 --> 01:12:59,024
I am willing.

1017
01:12:59,359 --> 01:13:05,865
Then be thou anointed with this holy oil.

1018
01:13:08,452 --> 01:13:14,790
And do you, the chosen bishops
of England, Scotland and Wales,

1019
01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:17,460
assent to this anointing?

1020
01:13:17,544 --> 01:13:20,004
For Scotland, I do.

1021
01:13:20,088 --> 01:13:22,047
For Wales, I do.

1022
01:13:22,883 --> 01:13:25,384
For England, I do not!

1023
01:13:25,552 --> 01:13:26,969
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

1024
01:13:27,345 --> 01:13:28,429
<font color="#D900D9">(MURMURING)</font>

1025
01:13:28,889 --> 01:13:29,889
English!

1026
01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:35,352
That man must not be crowned King

1027
01:13:35,437 --> 01:13:39,523
because he is a fraudster, a charlatan
and a thief.

1028
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:42,902
No, please. Let him speak.

1029
01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:48,491
It is this man, Pascal Sauvage,

1030
01:13:48,575 --> 01:13:50,075
who stole the Crown Jewels,

1031
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,160
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

1032
01:13:51,244 --> 01:13:53,704
Who forced the Queen to abdicate

1033
01:13:53,872 --> 01:13:56,582
and would kill anyone who got in his way.

1034
01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:59,084
It is the end, Herr English.

1035
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:01,003
<font color="#D900D9">(YELLS)</font>

1036
01:14:01,421 --> 01:14:04,840
<font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> He has cheated,
conned and manipulated

1037
01:14:04,925 --> 01:14:07,134
this great country for his own ends.

1038
01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:09,470
He's fooled you all!

1039
01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:15,142
What's more, this whole ceremony is a sham

1040
01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:19,438
because that man standing in front of you

1041
01:14:19,606 --> 01:14:22,608
is not the Archbishop of Canterbury.

1042
01:14:22,734 --> 01:14:23,734
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASP)</font>

1043
01:14:23,818 --> 01:14:24,902
<font color="#D900D9">(MURMURING)</font>

1044
01:14:25,445 --> 01:14:28,948
English, a word of advice. Don't go there.

1045
01:14:29,574 --> 01:14:32,993
Shut it, Frenchy.
I'll go wherever I damn well please.

1046
01:14:33,703 --> 01:14:37,122
- Now, take it off.
- What?

1047
01:14:37,415 --> 01:14:40,292
Your face is made of plastic.

1048
01:14:42,462 --> 01:14:44,088
Remove it at once.

1049
01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:46,757
I have no idea what you're talking about.

1050
01:14:47,384 --> 01:14:50,302
Right. Well, I'll just have to remove it myself.

1051
01:14:50,637 --> 01:14:51,971
- Come on!
- <font color="#D900D9">(GASPING)</font>

1052
01:14:52,097 --> 01:14:53,430
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

1053
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,224
<font color="#D900D9">(MUTTERING)</font>

1054
01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:57,142
- Maybe it pulls up from the front.
- <font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

1055
01:14:57,227 --> 01:14:58,394
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL EXCLAIM)</font>

1056
01:14:58,478 --> 01:15:00,062
Come on, will you!

1057
01:15:01,523 --> 01:15:03,190
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

1058
01:15:15,704 --> 01:15:16,954
- <font color="#D900D9">(KICKS)</font>
- <font color="#D900D9">(GROANING)</font>

1059
01:15:17,247 --> 01:15:18,497
Thank you very much.

1060
01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:22,668
- Must be adjoined here somewhere.
- <font color="#D900D9">(CHOKING)</font>

1061
01:15:22,836 --> 01:15:26,130
Fascinating performance as always,
Mr English,

1062
01:15:26,214 --> 01:15:28,507
but I'm afraid we must move on.

1063
01:15:28,842 --> 01:15:33,262
Nobody's moving anywhere
until I'm finished with this piece of low-life.

1064
01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:36,140
Do you or do you not

1065
01:15:36,224 --> 01:15:39,476
have tattooed on your bottom the words,

1066
01:15:39,561 --> 01:15:42,605
"Jesus is coming. Look busy"?

1067
01:15:42,689 --> 01:15:44,189
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL MURMURING)</font>

1068
01:15:44,816 --> 01:15:46,609
Are you insane?

1069
01:15:46,943 --> 01:15:48,611
Well, let's find out, shall we?

1070
01:15:49,070 --> 01:15:51,864
Go on, over. Go on, let's have a look.

1071
01:15:55,035 --> 01:15:56,535
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL EXCLAIMING)</font>

1072
01:15:56,661 --> 01:15:57,745
<font color="#D900D9">(GASPING)</font>

1073
01:16:01,041 --> 01:16:03,000
- <font color="#D900D9">(LAUGH INGRAUCOUSLY)</font>
- Excellent!

1074
01:16:12,636 --> 01:16:16,680
All right, so I was wrong
about the Archbishop's bottom.

1075
01:16:18,058 --> 01:16:21,268
- But there's more.
- But not, I'm afraid, today.

1076
01:16:21,353 --> 01:16:23,812
Sergeant, please take this man away.

1077
01:16:24,230 --> 01:16:27,816
- But be gentle with him.
- <font color="#808080">ENGLISH :</font> Do you think that's it?

1078
01:16:28,276 --> 01:16:29,902
What, do you think
I don't have more evidence?

1079
01:16:30,236 --> 01:16:33,697
My loyal subordinate is standing by
with a DVD

1080
01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:37,284
which shows Sauvage's hideous plans
for this country.

1081
01:16:37,369 --> 01:16:39,828
Get him out! Get him out of here!

1082
01:16:39,913 --> 01:16:43,290
- Play it, Bough! Play the disc!
- Play it! Now!

1083
01:16:45,794 --> 01:16:47,544
<font color="#D900D9">(POP MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

1084
01:16:54,219 --> 01:16:55,511
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

1085
01:16:59,766 --> 01:17:02,935
<font color="#D900D9">(LIP-SYNCHING)</font> You're so hot, teasing me

1086
01:17:03,436 --> 01:17:08,065
So you're blue
But I can't take a chance on a chick like you

1087
01:17:09,776 --> 01:17:11,777
It's somethin' I couldn't do

1088
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,365
Well, I could dance with you, honey
If you think it's funny

1089
01:17:16,449 --> 01:17:18,033
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

1090
01:17:18,243 --> 01:17:20,911
Does your mother know that you're out?

1091
01:17:21,329 --> 01:17:24,790
And I could chat with you, baby
Flirt a little, maybe

1092
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:27,543
<font color="#D900D9">(LIP-SYNCHING)</font> Does your mother
know that you're out?

1093
01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:30,212
- Take it easy
- Take it easy

1094
01:17:30,296 --> 01:17:33,674
Better slow down, girl
That's no way to go

1095
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,509
Does your mother know?

1096
01:17:44,477 --> 01:17:45,853
<font color="#D900D9">(MEN SHOUTING)</font>

1097
01:17:50,942 --> 01:17:52,818
<font color="#D900D9">(MUTTERS IN FRENCH)</font>

1098
01:17:55,488 --> 01:17:57,156
Well, shall we?

1099
01:18:00,577 --> 01:18:01,744
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>

1100
01:18:03,329 --> 01:18:06,915
<font color="#808080">ARCH BISHOP :</font>
Then, as Solomon was anointed King

1101
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:11,336
by Zadok the priest and Nathan the prophet,

1102
01:18:11,421 --> 01:18:17,092
so be thou anointed and consecrated King

1103
01:18:18,845 --> 01:18:21,305
over all the peoples

1104
01:18:21,639 --> 01:18:23,682
whom the Lord thy God

1105
01:18:24,476 --> 01:18:26,852
hath given thee to govern.

1106
01:18:27,729 --> 01:18:32,524
And of all your possessions,
wherever they may be.

1107
01:18:33,568 --> 01:18:37,029
And so, in the name of the Father

1108
01:18:37,614 --> 01:18:39,114
and of the Son

1109
01:18:39,699 --> 01:18:41,617
and of the Holy Ghost,

1110
01:18:42,535 --> 01:18:44,828
I crown you...

1111
01:18:46,456 --> 01:18:47,539
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

1112
01:18:48,541 --> 01:18:49,666
<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

1113
01:18:50,418 --> 01:18:51,585
Damn it!

1114
01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:54,880
- Give it back!
- No!

1115
01:18:54,964 --> 01:18:56,965
- That is my crown!
- Never!

1116
01:18:57,050 --> 01:19:00,511
- Give it back!
- Never in a million years, Sauvage!

1117
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:02,554
- Give it to me!
- Bugger off.

1118
01:19:02,639 --> 01:19:04,306
<font color="#D900D9">(SHOUTING IN FRENCH)</font>

1119
01:19:06,935 --> 01:19:08,560
Give it back!

1120
01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:13,190
- Pascal!
- Shut up!

1121
01:19:13,274 --> 01:19:14,399
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL GASPING)</font>

1122
01:19:15,068 --> 01:19:18,821
All this stupid little country have
to do is stand in line

1123
01:19:18,905 --> 01:19:22,950
and do what it's told for one miserable day!

1124
01:19:23,034 --> 01:19:24,910
But can it do that?

1125
01:19:25,411 --> 01:19:28,747
My fragrant French ass, it can!

1126
01:19:33,586 --> 01:19:34,670
Merde!

1127
01:19:36,381 --> 01:19:37,506
<font color="#D900D9">(EXCLAIMING)</font>

1128
01:19:37,590 --> 01:19:38,590
- <font color="#D900D9">(FIRES)</font>
- Ah!

1129
01:19:40,844 --> 01:19:43,929
Give it! The crown! The crown! Go!

1130
01:19:44,472 --> 01:19:47,266
- Ah!
- <font color="#D900D9">(SHOUTING IN FRENCH)</font>

1131
01:19:48,142 --> 01:19:50,853
And so, in the name of the Father

1132
01:19:50,937 --> 01:19:53,939
and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost,

1133
01:19:54,607 --> 01:19:56,316
I crown you...

1134
01:20:00,113 --> 01:20:01,280
King.

1135
01:20:03,324 --> 01:20:04,366
What?

1136
01:20:30,727 --> 01:20:32,477
Arrest that man

1137
01:20:33,813 --> 01:20:35,522
and lock him away.

1138
01:20:35,648 --> 01:20:37,024
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

1139
01:20:40,987 --> 01:20:44,907
<font color="#808080">ALL :</font> <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> God save the king!
Long live the king!

1140
01:20:45,325 --> 01:20:47,326
God save the king!

1141
01:20:47,827 --> 01:20:49,161
<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

1142
01:20:51,998 --> 01:20:53,999
<font color="#D900D9">(CHORUS CONTINUES SINGING)</font>

1143
01:20:56,878 --> 01:20:58,629
<font color="#D900D9">(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)</font>

1144
01:21:23,321 --> 01:21:24,988
<font color="#808080">QUEEN :</font> Words can hardly express

1145
01:21:25,073 --> 01:21:27,783
just how much we appreciate
everything you've done.

1146
01:21:28,242 --> 01:21:30,202
Nothing more than my duty, ma'am.

1147
01:21:30,745 --> 01:21:35,582
And in return, is there anything
that your Queen and country can do for you?

1148
01:21:36,876 --> 01:21:38,460
Well,

1149
01:21:38,670 --> 01:21:41,213
since one is asking, ma'am...

1150
01:21:42,507 --> 01:21:45,592
<font color="#808080">ANNOUNCER ON RADIO :</font> The headlines again.
In celebration of her return to the throne,

1151
01:21:45,677 --> 01:21:48,720
the Queen has declared August 5
a national holiday

1152
01:21:48,888 --> 01:21:49,930
and in a private ceremony,

1153
01:21:50,014 --> 01:21:53,475
has conferred a knighthood
on the unnamed Ml7 agent

1154
01:21:53,559 --> 01:21:57,270
responsible for foiling the plot
of the French businessman Pascal Sauvage.

1155
01:21:57,814 --> 01:22:00,315
Mr Sauvage is now awaiting trial
for high treason,

1156
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,693
a crime which still carries the death penalty.

1157
01:22:02,819 --> 01:22:06,738
If found guilty, he's asked
that his brain be donated to medical science

1158
01:22:06,823 --> 01:22:10,075
to further research into the causes
of hypermanic schizophrenia.

1159
01:22:10,910 --> 01:22:13,453
Meanwhile, the unnamed English agent
has left the country

1160
01:22:13,746 --> 01:22:16,915
and has already embarked
on his next challenging mission.

1161
01:22:23,089 --> 01:22:25,424
<font color="#808080">LORNA :</font> Sir Johnny English.

1162
01:22:26,426 --> 01:22:28,593
Her Majesty did seem very grateful.

1163
01:22:30,263 --> 01:22:31,596
She's not the only one.

1164
01:22:37,437 --> 01:22:38,770
<font color="#D900D9">(WHIRRING)</font>

1165
01:22:40,273 --> 01:22:41,606
Mmm!

1166
01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:43,859
You are full of surprises.

1167
01:22:48,614 --> 01:22:49,865
<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>

1168
01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:55,454
- Johnny!
- Oh...

1169
01:22:56,289 --> 01:23:00,125
One eye on the shadows
Protecting his fellows

1170
01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:03,045
From sunup to the moon on his back

1171
01:23:03,629 --> 01:23:07,799
Sendin' villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies

1172
01:23:08,009 --> 01:23:10,844
A stallion in the sack

1173
01:23:11,971 --> 01:23:15,891
You can't get your life back
when right follows left, jack

1174
01:23:15,975 --> 01:23:18,477
The more you see, the less you know

1175
01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:23,565
When others would leak it
His service is secret

1176
01:23:23,649 --> 01:23:26,568
Plays God when it's your time to go

1177
01:23:26,652 --> 01:23:30,489
Hey, fellas
Don't be jealous

1178
01:23:30,990 --> 01:23:34,076
When they made him, they broke the mould

1179
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:38,163
So charismatic
With an automatic

1180
01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:41,833
Never prematurely shooting his load

1181
01:23:43,669 --> 01:23:47,464
Queen and country safe and sound
With villains six feet underground

1182
01:23:47,548 --> 01:23:50,383
And no one knows
'cause no one's found any trace

1183
01:23:50,468 --> 01:23:55,347
Of a man for all seasons
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

1184
01:23:55,973 --> 01:23:58,058
So alone

1185
01:23:59,018 --> 01:24:03,063
And you and I wouldn't have a clue
Who's doin' what, why, when and who

1186
01:24:03,147 --> 01:24:04,940
Up a creek with no canoe

1187
01:24:05,024 --> 01:24:08,235
Watch out for the man for all seasons

1188
01:24:08,402 --> 01:24:11,113
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

1189
01:24:11,447 --> 01:24:14,658
So alone
But safe at home

1190
01:24:14,784 --> 01:24:18,161
But safe at home
But safe at home

1191
01:24:22,542 --> 01:24:26,211
Queen and country safe and sound
With villains six feet underground

1192
01:24:26,295 --> 01:24:29,172
And no one knows
'cause no one's found any trace

1193
01:24:29,257 --> 01:24:34,177
Of a man for all seasons
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

1194
01:24:34,846 --> 01:24:36,930
So alone

1195
01:24:37,849 --> 01:24:41,810
And you and I wouldn't have a clue
Who's doin' what, why, when and who

1196
01:24:41,894 --> 01:24:43,645
Up a creek with no canoe

1197
01:24:43,729 --> 01:24:46,982
Watch out for the man for all seasons

1198
01:24:47,066 --> 01:24:50,110
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

1199
01:24:50,194 --> 01:24:53,405
So alone
But safe at home

1200
01:24:53,573 --> 01:24:57,242
Queen and country safe and sound
With villains six feet underground

1201
01:24:57,326 --> 01:25:00,328
And no one knows
'cause no one's found any trace

1202
01:25:00,413 --> 01:25:05,083
Of a man for all seasons
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

1203
01:25:05,835 --> 01:25:07,919
So alone

1204
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:12,841
And you and I wouldn't have a clue
Who's doin' what, why, when and who

1205
01:25:12,925 --> 01:25:14,676
Up a creek with no canoe

1206
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:18,054
Watch out for the man for all seasons

1207
01:25:18,139 --> 01:25:21,016
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone

1208
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:27,147
So alone
But safe at home

1209
01:25:27,231 --> 01:25:30,233
Oh, yeah