[YASS] Arkham and Xivalo say hi

[20:08]  * feykinPraetor [FP] began trolling junctionBrainteaser [JB]
[20:08] <feykinPraetor> hhih.  whhat kind hoph phairieh hare youh?
[20:09] <junctionBrainteaser> what?
[20:09] <feykinPraetor> whhat kind hoph phairieh hare youh?
[20:09] <junctionBrainteaser> uh
[20:09] <junctionBrainteaser> i don't think i'm a phairieh.
[20:10] <feykinPraetor> hoph course youh hare, sillyh
[20:10] <junctionBrainteaser> oh, okay.
[20:10] <junctionBrainteaser> then, i think i might b'a riddle phairieh.
[20:10] <junctionBrainteaser> d'you like riddles?
[20:10] <feykinPraetor> hoohh
[20:11] <feykinPraetor> weh like riddles
[20:11] <junctionBrainteaser> yay!
[20:11] <feykinPraetor> weh like water tooh
[20:11] <feykinPraetor> doh youh like water?
[20:11] <junctionBrainteaser> there's water't the bottom'f the cliff.
[20:12] <junctionBrainteaser> it's far down.
[20:12] <feykinPraetor> water his nice
[20:12] <junctionBrainteaser> it's when it's not far down.
[20:13] <junctionBrainteaser> d'you wanna hear a riddle?
[20:13] <feykinPraetor> hokay!
[20:13] <junctionBrainteaser> you get three guesses'r you're off the bridge.
[20:14] <junctionBrainteaser> uh...
[20:14] <junctionBrainteaser> you can keep't
[20:14] <junctionBrainteaser> until you give't away.
[20:14] <junctionBrainteaser> wait, no.
[20:14] <feykinPraetor> his hit hah cork?
[20:14] <junctionBrainteaser> you CAN'T keep't until you give't away.
[20:14] <junctionBrainteaser> nope.
[20:15] <junctionBrainteaser> two guesses'r you're off the bridge.
[20:15] <feykinPraetor> his hit not hah cork?
[20:15] <junctionBrainteaser> nope.
[20:15] <feykinPraetor> hohh
[20:16] <feykinPraetor> his hit...
[20:16] <feykinPraetor> hah necklace?
[20:16] <junctionBrainteaser> nope.
[20:16] <junctionBrainteaser> one guess'r you're off the bridge.
[20:17] <feykinPraetor> hhmm
[20:17] <feykinPraetor> youh hare hah trickyh riddle phairieh
[20:17] <junctionBrainteaser> hehehehe.
[20:18] <feykinPraetor> but weh know
[20:18] <feykinPraetor> weh know thheh hanswer his hour toothhbrushh
[20:18] <junctionBrainteaser> nope.
[20:18] <junctionBrainteaser> hehehe.
[20:18] <junctionBrainteaser> i win!
[20:18] <junctionBrainteaser> you're off the bridge.
[20:19] <junctionBrainteaser> uh...
[20:19] <feykinPraetor> weh hare hophph hoph thheh bridge?
[20:19] <junctionBrainteaser> yes, but.
[20:19] <junctionBrainteaser> there's n'bridge.
[20:19] <feykinPraetor> weh hare not hon hah bridge
[20:19] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah.
[20:20] <junctionBrainteaser> aw.
[20:20] <junctionBrainteaser> i guess i lose.
[20:20] <feykinPraetor> wow youh hare good hat putting hus hophph hoph bridges
[20:20] <junctionBrainteaser> oh yeah.
[20:20] <junctionBrainteaser> yay i still win!
[20:20] <feykinPraetor> yay!
[20:20] <junctionBrainteaser> the answer was a secret.
[20:20] <junctionBrainteaser> you can't keep a secret unless you give't t'someone.
[20:21] <feykinPraetor> hare youh sure hit wasn't hah cork?
[20:21] <junctionBrainteaser> i dunno.
[20:21] <junctionBrainteaser> the computer said't was a promise.
[20:21] <feykinPraetor> hohh
[20:21] <junctionBrainteaser> the computer's smart.
[20:21] <junctionBrainteaser> it has a lot'f riddles.
[20:21] <feykinPraetor> computers hare smart.  youh shhould listen toh hit
[20:21] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah.
[20:22] <feykinPraetor> hone time hit shhowed hus hhow toh make phlower necklaces
[20:22] <junctionBrainteaser> oh, wow, that sounds cool.
[20:22] <feykinPraetor> thhat time was habout phour minutes hago
[20:23] <junctionBrainteaser> wow.
[20:23] <junctionBrainteaser> four minutes ago i was reading riddles.
[20:23] <feykinPraetor> wow
[20:23] <junctionBrainteaser> or maybe i was telling a riddle t'the troll who wanted t'cross the bridge.
[20:23] <junctionBrainteaser> i don't remember.
[20:24] <feykinPraetor> youh were probablyh doing riddle phairieh thhings
[20:24] <junctionBrainteaser> i dunno, i'm not always a riddle phairieh.
[20:24] <junctionBrainteaser> sometimes i'm'n elephantdad phairieh.
[20:25] <junctionBrainteaser> or sometimes bridge phairieh.
[20:25] <feykinPraetor> whhat kind hoph phairieh his thhat?
[20:25] <junctionBrainteaser> uh...
[20:25] <feykinPraetor> weh hhave never hheard hoph thhose kinds hoph phairies
[20:25] <junctionBrainteaser> i dunno.
[20:25] <junctionBrainteaser> what's a phairieh again?
[20:26] <feykinPraetor> youh hare
[20:26] <feykinPraetor> hand soh hare thheh hothher phairies
[20:26] <junctionBrainteaser> oh, okay.
[20:27] <junctionBrainteaser> then, the bridge and elephantdad phairiehs are also me.
[20:27] <feykinPraetor> wow!
[20:27] <feykinPraetor> whhat's hit like being thhree phairies hat honce?
[20:28] <junctionBrainteaser> it feels like being me.
[20:28] <feykinPraetor> hohh
[20:28] <junctionBrainteaser> which's pretty good, i think.
[20:28] <feykinPraetor> hokay
[20:29] <feykinPraetor> weh pheel like being hus, tooh
[20:29] <junctionBrainteaser> wow.
[20:29] <junctionBrainteaser> d'you like bridges?
[20:30] <feykinPraetor> weh thhink soh
[20:30] <feykinPraetor> weh like water hunder bridges
[20:30] <junctionBrainteaser> i like bridges.
[20:30] <feykinPraetor> water his nice
[20:30] <junctionBrainteaser> i have water under m'bridge.
[20:30] <junctionBrainteaser> but, it's far down.
[20:31] <feykinPraetor> tooh phar toh swim toh?
[20:31] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah.
[20:31] <junctionBrainteaser> it's a cliff.
[20:32] <feykinPraetor> hohh
[20:32] <junctionBrainteaser> i could probably fall down there, but't would b'hard t'get back'p.
[20:32] <feykinPraetor> thhose hare hhard toh swim down
[20:32] <junctionBrainteaser> and while i'm down, people might try t'cross the bridge.
[20:33] <feykinPraetor> hand thhat's bad
[20:34] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah.
[20:34] <feykinPraetor> whhyh?
[20:34] <junctionBrainteaser> bad people can't cross the bridge.
[20:34] <junctionBrainteaser> because they're bad.
[20:34] <junctionBrainteaser> s'i gotta stop them b'asking them riddles.
[20:35] <feykinPraetor> hohh hokay
[20:35] <feykinPraetor> weh hunderstand
[20:36] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah, s'if you were'n the bridge, you couldn't g'past.
[20:36] <junctionBrainteaser> because you got the riddle wrong.
[20:36] <feykinPraetor> but weh didn't
[20:36] <feykinPraetor> weh knew thheh hanswer was hah cork
[20:36] <junctionBrainteaser> n'the answer was a promise.
[20:36] <feykinPraetor> hand halsoh hour toothhbrushh
[20:36] <junctionBrainteaser> that's what the computer said.
[20:37] <feykinPraetor> hoh yeahh
[20:37] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah.
[20:37] <junctionBrainteaser> the computer said you were wrong.
[20:37] <feykinPraetor> hokay
[20:37] <junctionBrainteaser> if the computer said you were right, you could g'across.
[20:39] <feykinPraetor> whhat hiph thheh computer thhoughht thheh computer was wrong?
[20:39] <junctionBrainteaser> oh, wow, i never thought'f that.
[20:39] <junctionBrainteaser> then...
[20:40] <junctionBrainteaser> the computer couldn't cross the bridge.
[20:40] <junctionBrainteaser> but't's okay because the computer's under the bridge.
[20:40] <feykinPraetor> hohh
[20:40] <feykinPraetor> thhat's hah good place toh put hah computer
[20:40] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah.
[20:41] <feykinPraetor> weh put hour computer hon thheh ground
[20:41] <junctionBrainteaser> m'too.
[20:41] <junctionBrainteaser> m'computer's'n the ground under the bridge.
[20:42] <feykinPraetor> weh thhoughht youh said hit was way phar down?
[20:42] <feykinPraetor> hohh!  can youh phly?
[20:43] <junctionBrainteaser> n'the water's far down.
[20:43] <junctionBrainteaser> the ground's less far down.
[20:43] <feykinPraetor> hohh hokay
[20:43] <junctionBrainteaser> it goes bridge, ground, then water.
[20:44] <feykinPraetor> weh hunderstand
[20:44] <junctionBrainteaser> yeah.
[20:45] <feykinPraetor> yeahh
[20:45] <junctionBrainteaser> s'who are you?
[20:45] <feykinPraetor> weh hare thheh phairieh queen
[20:46] <feykinPraetor> hour name his harkhham
[20:46] <junctionBrainteaser> oh, okay.
[20:46] <junctionBrainteaser> h'harkhham.
[20:46] <junctionBrainteaser> i'm xivalo.
[20:46] <feykinPraetor> hhih xivaloh
[20:47] <junctionBrainteaser> hi.
[20:48] <feykinPraetor> hhih
[20:49] <junctionBrainteaser> d'you have a lusus?
[20:49] <feykinPraetor> weh doh not know whhat thhat means
[20:50] <junctionBrainteaser> oh that's sad.
[20:50] <feykinPraetor> whhat his?
[20:50] <junctionBrainteaser> a lusus's like a friend that you take care'f
[20:51] <junctionBrainteaser> (add period)
[20:51] <feykinPraetor> hohh
[20:51] <feykinPraetor> weh thhink weh hare hah lusus, thhen
[20:51] <junctionBrainteaser> wow, that would b'cool.
[20:51] <junctionBrainteaser> but i don't think so.
[20:52] <feykinPraetor> hokay
[20:52] <junctionBrainteaser> a lusus's'n animal.
[20:52] <feykinPraetor> weh hare han hanimal
[20:52] <feykinPraetor> weh hare hah troll
[20:52] <junctionBrainteaser> oh, okay.
[20:52] <junctionBrainteaser> but, a different animal.
[20:52] <junctionBrainteaser> mine's a trunkbeast.
[20:53] <feykinPraetor> hohh
[20:53] <junctionBrainteaser> i call him elephantdad.
[20:53] <feykinPraetor> thhen weh doh not know
[20:54] <feykinPraetor> weh have lots hoph phairies, thhoughh.  thhey will beh hokay toh take care hoph
[20:54] <junctionBrainteaser> okay, you can have a phairie lusus.
[20:55] <feykinPraetor> hhooray!
[20:55] <feykinPraetor> hokay.  weh hhave more phairies toh say hhelloh toh
[20:56] <feykinPraetor> goodbyeh, riddle phairieh
[20:56] <junctionBrainteaser> goodbye harkhham.
[20:56]  * feykinPraetor [FP] ceased trolling junctionBrainteaser [JB]