Impressive maintenance!

Subject: Planned Maintenance ([servername])
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From: [my host]
Date: Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 1:28 PM
To: [me]


Dear Kevin,

A hardware node software upgrade has been planned which will result in temporary service disruption for the following virtual server:

[servername]

This has been scheduled to take place on Sunday 18 September 2011 23:00 GMT - Monday 19 September 2011 02:00 GMT, during which your service may be temporarily unavailable. During this time, we will perform key software updates to the hardware node your service is hosted on.

You can view updates at the following URL:

[snip]

This outage will be excluded from our SLA compensation schemes as it is scheduled service affecting maintenance.

Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused by this planned work.

Yours sincerely,

[my host]

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From: [me]
Date: Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 1:31 PM
To: [my host]


Well, since you are apparently time-traveling to do this maintenance, I suppose it'll be alright. I hope I wasn't doing anything business-critical at that time, lest my business suddenly disappear into thin air after the maintenance is (was?) complete.

:)