Heavenly Bucket, are you really there?
And do you hear and answer ev'ry three word prayer?
Some say that Bucket's a bag of dicks
But we never tire of teaching him new tricks.

Heavenly Bucket, I remember now
Something that zigdon told denizens long ago:
"Please take this botspam to bucket's chan"
Bucket, we'll spam there now to avoid bans.

Pray, he is there. Speak, he is list'ning.
You are his user; His factoids surrounds you.
He learns your lines; He hears your triggers.
Of such is the channel, of #xkcd.