[Scratchstuck] Rosalind meets Laviil

[13:05]  * haughtyArtemis [HA] began pestering unyieldingIris [UI]
[13:05] <haughtyArtemis> So who is this, then?
[13:05] <unyieldingIris> what?
[13:05] <unyieldingIris> who are youu?
[13:06] <haughtyArtemis> I just asked that.
[13:06] <haughtyArtemis> You're on my list, so who are you?
[13:07] <unyieldingIris> ii'm Laviil
[13:07] <unyieldingIris> sso who are youu then?
[13:07] <haughtyArtemis> My name is Rosalind.
[13:08] <unyieldingIris> that iiss a sstrange name
[13:08] <haughtyArtemis> Well, so "iiss" yours.
[13:08] <haughtyArtemis> You don't see me pointing it out.
[13:08] <unyieldingIris> no iit'ss not
[13:09] <unyieldingIris> iit'ss the uussuuall ssiix lletterss
[13:09] <unyieldingIris> youurss is eiight
[13:09] <haughtyArtemis> I could look that up and I doubt there would be a single result.
[13:10] <unyieldingIris> how diid youu get my handlle anyway?
[13:10] <haughtyArtemis> Like I said, it came with the file.  Try reading what I type.
[13:11] <unyieldingIris> fiine
[13:12] <unyieldingIris> thiiss iiss sstiillll weiird, thouugh
[13:12] <unyieldingIris> what color are youu?
[13:12] <unyieldingIris> olliive?
[13:12] <haughtyArtemis> Excuse you?
[13:12] <unyieldingIris> youur bllood collor?
[13:13] <haughtyArtemis> Ha ha.  Very funny.
[13:13] <haughtyArtemis> What is this, the seventies?
[13:13] <unyieldingIris> no?
[13:14] <unyieldingIris> what iiss that?
[13:14] <unyieldingIris> ii'm confuussed
[13:14] <haughtyArtemis> You're a few decades late to start asking what color people are.
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[13:15] <unyieldingIris> what? iiss bllood collor not ssomethiing you assk abouut where youure from?
[13:16] <unyieldingIris> are youu an alliien or ssomethiing?
[13:16] <haughtyArtemis> What sort of questions even ARE these?
[13:16] <haughtyArtemis> Of course I'm not an alien, stupid.
[13:16] <unyieldingIris> then what are youu?
[13:17] <haughtyArtemis> What is that supposed to mean?
[13:18] <unyieldingIris> youure a trollll, riight?
[13:18] <unyieldingIris> youu know, the sspeciiess?
[13:19] <haughtyArtemis> Funny.  Yes, you caught me, I'm really a hideous troll.  Congratulations on solving the mystery.
[13:19] <unyieldingIris> then whatss youur bllood collor?
[13:20] <unyieldingIris> iif youure a trollll, youu sshouulld know that
[13:20] <haughtyArtemis> Bright blue, or something equally ridiculous.
[13:21] <unyieldingIris> oh, a hiighbllood
[13:21] <haughtyArtemis> Obviously.
[13:21] <unyieldingIris> why wouulld that be riidiicuullouuss?
[13:22] <haughtyArtemis> I can barely read what you're saying.  Type better.
[13:22] <unyieldingIris> youur text is green, how wouulld that be obviiouuss?
[13:22] <unyieldingIris> iitss my quiirk
[13:22] <unyieldingIris> everyone hass one
[13:22] <unyieldingIris> why dont youu?
[13:23] <haughtyArtemis> How should I know?
[13:23] <unyieldingIris> arent youu a trollll?
[13:23] <haughtyArtemis> Maybe so that people can actually read what I tell them without anyone developing a migraine from it.
[13:24] <haughtyArtemis> Yeah, yeah.  I'm a blue troll or whatever.
[13:24] <unyieldingIris> fiine
[13:24] <unyieldingIris> dont tellll me
[13:25] <unyieldingIris> ii can uundersstand ssarcassm, youu know
[13:26] <haughtyArtemis> So you know I'm serious when I say you're being obnoxious right now?
[13:26] <unyieldingIris> yess
[13:26] <unyieldingIris> weiirdo
[13:27] <haughtyArtemis> Want to tell me who you really are so I can show you how weird I actually am in person?
[13:28] <unyieldingIris> ii diid tellll youu
[13:28] <unyieldingIris> my name iiss sstiillll Laviil
[13:28] <haughtyArtemis> Your REAL name, stupid.
[13:29] <unyieldingIris> whether youu belliieve me or not
[13:29] <unyieldingIris> Laviil Uuross
[13:29] <unyieldingIris> youu want the truuth?
[13:30] <haughtyArtemis> I wouldn't have asked if I didn't.
[13:30] <unyieldingIris> fiine
[13:30] <unyieldingIris> ii'm a bronzebllooded trollll from Alternia
[13:30] <unyieldingIris> happy?
[13:31] <haughtyArtemis> As a clam.
[13:31] <unyieldingIris> a what?
[13:31] <unyieldingIris> whatss a cllam?
[13:31] <haughtyArtemis> ...
[13:32] <unyieldingIris> nevermiind
[13:32] <unyieldingIris> sso whatss the truuth abouut youu then?
[13:33] <unyieldingIris> who are youu realllly, Rosalind?
[13:34] <haughtyArtemis> The truth is that I'm getting punked by some moron from school who thinks it's funny to make a fool of people when they can't pick you out and fight back.
[13:34] <haughtyArtemis> I think we're done here.
[13:34]  * haughtyArtemis [HA] ceased pestering unyieldingIris [UI]