Jump 117: Cortex Command

Jump #117: Cortex Command
>Temperance, reversed (Losing one's cool. Energies dispersed through conflicts in personal, business, and spiritual matters.)
I don't understand why I'd be losing my cool. It's not like I'm going into a war where there's nothing but endless clones and zombies hoards and psychotic crabs and THEY NEVER STOP AND I SWEAR TO CHRIST I'M GOING TO RESORT TO MY FLEET IF THIS DOESN'T STOP-
>Age: N/A
>Location: A Very Fancy Brain Jar
>Business Model: Monopoly Breaker (-200)
>Drawbacks: Kick Me (+300), Remnants of Mu-ilaak (+300)
IT. NEVER. STOPS. Screw this, scramble the interceptors. Fighting an infantry war when you have the high ground is stupid.
>Micromanager (1300)
I'm pretty sure I already have multitasking abilities, but this is on another level entirely. You can bet I'll be using THIS later.
>Architect (1200)
My bases shall be the rocks upon which the seas of zombies will break.
>Set Them Up (900)
Knowing where to hit them so they crack like an egg is a good thing.
>Backup Plan (300)
So, I can utilize a backup brain once in a while. Okay, that's useful.
>Founder (0, Monopoly Breaker)
Start my own tech, you say? Why, I happen to have all kinds of data from the Halo universe that I've been working on! Let's see what happens when we get flash-cloned bodies equipped with Forerunner grade equipment... might not be cheap, but I guarantee it'll be fun.

There's gold in them thar hills. Everyone else wants to keep me from it. I mean, normally I'd clap my hands and alchemize some gold but I can't exactly do that when I don't have any hands to clap with. ...I mean, sure, I could switch into an alt form that has hands but that's beside the point, the point is that we're going to tunnel for every gold nugget we can!

Also the best thing to fill an empty hole with are the crushed bodies of your enemies.

And zombies.

And crabs.

God I hate crabs now.