Unrealistic Future of the soylar system Part 2.

(UNREALISTIC FUTURE OF SOYLAR SYSTEM, PART 2)
Mars: Each time Deioms leaves me, it hurts. It makes me so sad.
Earth: Atleast my moon is not going to be worried about.
Sun: My moons are planets.
Earth: And the planets moons are even smaller.
Sun: My moons are: Mecury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus.
Earth: Beautiful names by me.
Sun: Whatever.
Jupiter: Pulled these 5 asterioids into me. It hurt a bit.
Sun: I hope your fine jupiter.
Earth: I bet he is alright. It happens all the time.
Jupiter: These ones are a little bit different.
Earth: Whatever.
Earth: FULL MOON!?!?!
Sun: Cool.
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Black Hole: Oh no...
Super Black Hole: What/
Black Hole: We are merging!
Super Black Hole: That is good.
Black Hole: Why?
Super Black Hole: We could be powerful together.
*Black Holes merge.*
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Earth: ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT.
Sun: What?
Earth: A SUPER AND REGULAR BLACK HOLE MERGED.
Sun: That is pretty bad.
Earth: Oh... no...
Earth: I AM SCARED!
The Moon: ME TOO!
Titan (Saturn's Moon). ME TOO!
Jupiter; THIS IS TERRIFYING.
Earth: Wait...
Earth: Pewf.
Sun, Rest of the planets, and their moons: What?
Earth: It is 1,555,000 light years away.
Sun: Earth you really did scare us.
Well we have, HAVE to be careful.
Sun: We know that.
Mars: Gravity be my friend. Pull deimos back.
Gravity: Forces too weak. Too bad!
Mars: AH GREAT.
Deimos: GRAVITY? DO NOT HELP MARS.
Earth: GRAVITY, HELP MARS!!
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Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Time to hit someone.
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Hmm...
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: A special soylar system.
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: With maybe life. I could target that!
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Let's go!
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Get that ocean planet. Kill it's beings if it has any.
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: Launching in 3...
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: 2...
Asteriod 1% the speed of light: 1...
*Asteriod 1% the speed of light launches to earth.*
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Earth: OH NO.
Earth: AN ASTERIOD WILL HIT IN 20 SECONDS. IT IS NOT ANY NORMAL ONE.
Jupiter: The omg one hurt a lot. It was bigger than my red spot.
Earth: Jupiter can you help me?
Jupiter: Sure, buddy.
*Jupiter pulls asteriod inward.*
Jupiter: It was bad, but not the worst. Good for us to know!
Earth: Venus it is time to be colonized.
Venus: Oh well, ok.
Earth: Got it going.
Earth: WE DID IT!!
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Neutron Star: Hey?
Neutron Star 2: What?
Neutron Star: Time for us to merge.
Neutron Star 2: I wish I could live independent.
*Neutron Stars merge.*
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