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Mar 16th, 2018
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  1. bYoNd KeY: XxxgOdOfDeAtHkRiLlxxX
  2. cherecter naome: MEGAMAN TAKETETA
  3. Renk: God of distructioun
  4. why rank: Me want destroy
  5. Race: METAL MAN
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  8. Taketeta stared at the worlds beneath him as he slowly floated on his flying burrito, their lack of tastiness was too big, as the chef he was, he abandoned the stupid planet Earth and went to explore the universe, becoming the god of destruction and gordon Ramsey.
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  10. Taketeta held lots of magical corn dogges in between his fingers, throwing them at the worlds beneath him. The seas turned into tomato sauce, the forests? Pure spagetthi! And the people? Meatballs! THE WHOLE PLANET TURNED INTO A GIANT MEAT BALL.
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  12. He floated around on his flying burrito, he didn't need the help of his damn angel, fuck that, his Burrito traveled in the speed of light and anime. He arrived, once again at Earth, as a bunch of faggots tried to ask for a fucking "Spawr". He of course, turned 'em all into pure tomato sauce.
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  14. He headed to his restaurant where he rezided, waiting for thr perfect moment to turn Earth into a giant meat ball, for all their sins... FOR ALL THEIR MISTAKES! HE NEEDED TO
  15. BANISH ALL ABOMINATIONS FROM THIS UNIVERSE! THE TRAPS, THE FEMALE LIZARDS! ALL OF THEM TURNED INTO PURE SP-...
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  17. Taketeta woke up from his stupid dream, as he was still in his space train to another galaxy, as it was walking as slow as this god damn wipe. He would proceed to wait, so he could finally leave this wicked galaxy, or even universe, serving food to other, and better people.
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