AotA Great Club

Warning: First 15 minutes are cancerous (lower undead burg, capra skip, valley of drakes wrong direction, plus possible storred roll)

Hunter, Black Firebombs

Asylum (BF x5)
Pick up weapons
Warp to firelink

Merchant Snipe, Lower Undead Burg Skip
(Pick up Mail Breaker now or during Capra Skip) Free Griggs
GPR (you can go for large shard drop from lizard), Taurus
Kick down ladder, rest at bonfire
Capra Skip
	(yolo is actually possible, so for maximum timesave dont kill the hollows and just run through. quitting out on the chimney doesnt
     do shit, they instantly start bombs if you reload, so land, drink estus, eat one bomb [might be possible to not get a bomb if
     hollows react in a nice way], do capra skip)
Pick up Mail Breaker (if you didnt do yet), Large Ember, dupe bone
Cut tail, Undead Parish bonfire
Flower Skip, GCS, RTSR, drop useless items on elevator, equip humanities on ladder, youll have no estus left for heal after blighttown drop
Quit out before humanity cave drake, otherwise you will most likely die
Proud Knight Soul, pick up New Londo key, [90% sure its faster than/just as fast as doing Blighttown skip (didnt time), if you want you can do that too and not pick it up] Blighttown drop (use soul on elevator), Large Titanite shard x1 (not if you got the lizard drop), Great Club
Quelaag (Drake sword), bone out (no need to ring the bell)

Dupe soul, use soul, buy small titanite shard x9, GC+5
SGS, level 12 END, 20 STR during deathcam,
Pick up Large Titanite shard x4, buy Large Titanite shard x4 (x3 if you got the lizard drop), 8 green blossoms
Iron Golem (Great Club from now on)

Dupe Iron Golem soul, rest at Anor Londo bonfire, level 20 END, 26 STR, 10 INT
Dupe Iron Golem Soul on elevator, run through rafters (do some sick menuing to put GC in moveswap spot if it wasnt, Iron Golem with Drake Sword works too)
O&S, dupe iron golem soul once on elevator, use afterwards
Kill Gwynevere with bow, dupe bone

Warp to Firelink, buy staff, FC, GHSA, crest ring from Griggs, dupe bone
Warp to Undead Parish, Crest of Artorias, GC+10
Darkroot Garden bonfire, level 15 INT, attune FC
Equip Armor, Mail Braker, Drake Sword, GCS, GC, both rings, drop on bridge for rtsr, Hydra (block first attack with GCS, then you shouldnt get hit anymore), Dusk, dupe bone
Consistent Knightess, Sif, dupe bone
Seal Skip, 4 Kings, light abyss bonfire (dont rest), Kaathe, place lordvessel, dupe bone

Warp to Anor Londo, Dukes Archives (dupe sif soul a few times here)
Kill Golem for pendant, Duke Skip
Seath, dupe bone

Level 14 ATT, 27 END, 24 INT, attune GHSA, Guardian
Buy HB, Royal Wood Skip
Artorias, rest at bonfire, attune HB, level 28 INT
Crest Key, Dark Bead, Manus, dupe bone
Trigger Kalameet, dupe bone
Kalameet, dupe bone

Warp to Firelink, rest at bonfire, level 32 INT, attune Dark Bead over GHSA
Pinwheel
Nito, dupe bone

Go down to blighttown, Firesage Elevator Skip
Centipede Demon
BoC, bone back

Seal skip, Kaathe, Gwyn, win