I HAVE BOOBS YOU MUST OBEY

Tsaaq: ((Heyyy))
Artificer: (heyaa, I dont think we've ever properly met lol. Im lucas)
Tsaaq: ((Well my name is Mani but most people call me Bliss and shit, nice to meet you.))
Artificer: (Nice to meet you too Bliss and shit)
Tsaaq: ((Nice.))
Tsaaq: ((<.<))
Tsaaq: ((So yeah I'm gonna post cause that's what I do and stuff usually.))
Artificer: ((lolol go for it, I am going to post in a second))
Tsaaq: Hayley sat in a booth by herself, chewing her burger loudly while her eyes remained fixed on the jukebox in her booth. She used her index finger to flip through the pages of songs. “All this shit is fucking old.” She murmured to herself with her mouth full.  She tilted her head and picked up her burger with her free hand to take a large bite. “Yessss. The Runaways.” Hayley laughed then put in the amount of money in the machine, waiting on the song to play. The waitress had walked over to her table to put down her slice of chocolate cake and milkshake. “Thaaaannkssss.” She sang and grabbed her burger with both of her hands so she could try and finish it.
Artificer: Ben shuffled down the side walk with his back pack hung over one shoulder. His head hung low counting his footsteps as he walked, as if instinct he lifted his head right as he reached the front of the little cafe. He pulled the door open just enough to squeeze his small frame inside, trying to sneak in without drawing any attention. He stepped up to the front counter and rocked on his heels waiting for the waitress to notice him. She scurried over to the register greeting him with a smile. "Can I have a cup of tea and a order of fries please?" He asked as he pulled out his wallet and place some cash on the counter. The waitress nodded and began stuffing the cash into the register, counting out his change.
Artificer: ((yooo))
Musik: (-Rubs hands together-)
Tsaaq: ((Biiiitch.))
Musik: (HAHAHAHAHHA.)
Tsaaq: Her cheeks had been stuffed with what had been left over of her burger. While chewing she looked up from sound of the door opening but Hayley quickly lowered her head again as she swallowed, reaching for her milkshake and slurping it down. Hayley looked around the diner then reached for her half empty plate of fries with both hands and stuffed them in her mouth, eating like a slob since it looked like there wasn’t many people around.
Artificer: Ben gathered up his nickels and dimes and headed for a secluded booth, he glanced over noticing a vaguely familiar face. He kept moving past the person and slid into an empty booth in the corner. He flopped his backpack onto the table and pulled out his laptop. Opening it up, his music continued to play from earlier, the Violent Femmes lasting through the speakers for a second before he stuffed the headphone jack into the port. He looked around quickly, checking to see if anyone was looking before he glued his face back to the screen.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam stepped in through the front door of the diner, walking straight ahead of him and to the front cashier to send a small smile to the woman behind the counter. "Hi. I'll just have a cup of coffee and..." He trailed off, shoving his hand down into the pocket of his jeans to pull out just a few crumpled bills. "Just the coffee." He laid what little money he had down on the counter for her before turning, nearly jumping when he heard th sudden sound of the blasting music from across the diner. He squinted to see over to the corner, not recognizing the male sitting with his laptop.-
Musik: (lets's try this again..... -.-)
Tsaaq: She saw the male pass her booth. Hayley sat up then cleared her throat and swallowed her chewed french fries down hard. "The fuck..." She murmured, not sure if she knew the guy or not. Hayley turned around to look at him with wide eyes but attempted to make it look like she was looking back at the door to the restrooms. She faced forward yet again and pulled out her cellphone, texting while drinking her shake. Hayley flinched at the loud music that played for a moment, she spilled some on her shake on her top. “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-“ She groaned loudly and looked down at her shirt.
Tsaaq: ((Wb! Also Adam, you broke bitch.))
Alexithymiaa: (He is.)
Artificer: Ben's eyes darted up quickly seeing the girl stand up, a small smile spread across his face as she spilt the shake on her top, happy he wasnt the only one that shares half his drinks with his shirts.
Alexithymiaa: -He jerked his head to the side when he heard Hayley's loud groan, because lets face it, who didn't hear it? Furrowing his brows, he started toward her, reaching over one table to grab a stack of napkins and holding them out to her. "Here. You might want to try to get some of that out before it dries and gets sticky."-
Musik: -Harper slipped out of her jeep, tossing her cigarette off to the side. She clumped in her platforms inside, looking around. She spotted Adam, smirking to herself before moving to slide up in the small line of the counter. Once it was her turn she leaned against the counter.- "Can I getttttt...Everything. No I'm kidding, get me a burger, everything on it. But if bacon touches my plate, I will sue this place." -She raised her brows, staring hard at her face before looking back up to the menu.- "Annnd a large root beer." -She slipped her card out of her jean pocket, handing it to her. She took it back and slipped it back into her pocket, moving over to stand next to Adam, looking at hayley then up at Adam's face.- "Hey cute guy!"
Tsaaq: "Ughhhhhhh." Hayley groaned again and slid out of her booth. "Hey Abs. Thanks." She took the napkins and began to rub the milkshake spot on her shirt. "I'm about to just take this shit off." She murmured before sucking her teeth. "You want some of my cake?" Hayley tossed the dirtied napkins into a pile on the table of her booth then glanced back at the guy. "Hey thanks." She shouted at him sarcastically. A frown formed on her lips and Hayley went to sit in her booth yet again, pulling out her cellphone and keeping her eyes on the screen.
Artificer: Ben's smile quickly faded realizing he looked like a huge dick. He drummed on the table quickly for a second before getting up out of his seat and heading over to where the others were. He stood in front of the table looking down at the girl. "Hey uh, I'm sorry." He said quietly. "Here, do you want to put my hoodie on and take that off and I can go see if they have some club soda so that doesnt cause a stain?" He asked as he began pulling his arm out of his hoodie.
Alexithymiaa: -He jammed his hands down into the pockets of his jeans when Harper came over to them, dipping his head in greeting. "Hey Harper." Pursing his lips, his eyes flicked over to the male offering Hayley his help, guilt written all over his face. "I'll see if they have any club soda." He interjected quickly, spinning around and marching his way back over to the counter, thankfully to be out of Harper's flirting range so quickly. "Hi, we have a little spill. Can we get some club soda and maybe some more napkins?"-
Musik: -She watched Adam walk away, frowning.- "Wait! Ugh come back!" -She rolled her eyes, turning back to look at the other male, then Hayley. Standing completely awkward and clearly annoyed because Hayley.-
Tsaaq: Hayley pursed her lips and got out of her booth once more. “Yeah that’d be cool, thanks.” She said with a nod of her head and her eyes a little wide. “Also ask them if they-“ Her words cut off when seeing Adam had already been already at the other side of the diner. She untucked her shirt and pulled it off her form, standing there in her fucking bra like that was normal. “Hoodie please.” Hayley requested as she looked up at him. Her gaze shifting to Harper only for a moment because if she didn’t look away she’d probably punch her in the face.
Artificer: Ben went wide eyed for a moment, his eyes darting away quickly as he pulled his hoodie off and handed it to her. "Uh, here you go." he stammered looking at anything and everything but the shirtless girl in front of him.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam took the glass of club soda from the woman behind the counter and the stack of napkins she'd handed him, turning to make his way back over toward the group with his hands outstretched in front of him. When his eyes fell over topless Hayley, he jerked his head to look down. "Hayley, please put something on..."-
Musik: -She rolled her eyes as Hayley stripped.- "Yes, please put something on." -She spun to look up at Adam, batting her eyelashes at him like a skank bag.- "So! Cute guy! How're you? I feel like I haven't seen you in fuckin' forever."
Tsaaq: “I AM!” She groaned at Adam and took the other male’s hoodie. “Thank youuuu.” Hayley sang and pulled it over her body and zipped it up.  “It’s a good thing I wore a bra today, huh?” She laughed a little, her face turned serious for a moment. “Shut up Chad you fucking lime green jello bitch, you look like you could be Briar Rose’s girlfriend.” She rambled before sitting down in her booth. “Thanks again by the way… Guy.” She murmured at the other dude. “I don’t know your name or anything.” Hayley’s voice dropped down to a grouchy whisper.
Musik: (HAHAHAHA)
Artificer: "Uh, Im Ben." He smiled weakly at her, a little thrown off by the out burst. "Here give me the shirt and the club soda and Ill go rinse it in the bathroom." He said as he held his hand out for the shirt.
Alexithymiaa: -Adam frowned at the back and forth between the two girls, already anticipating it before they started. "Yeah... I've been busy. You know, school stuff." He extended his hand out toward Ben, holding the club soda toward him. "Here. I think she'll give us more for free if we need it." He said before dropping to sit down across from Hayley in the booth, trying to keep his mind ot himself.-
Musik: "Fuck you Barney. I don't even know who fuckin' Briar-Rose is!" -She shouted to her before she dropped down next to Adam, crossing one leg over the other.- "Oh yeah, I get it. But you can't let school consume your life."  -She looke up at the waitress as she set down her food.- "Swee thanks." -She said before picking up her burger, taking a large bite of it.-
Tsaaq: She nodded her head at him. “Like the mouse in the Michael Jackson song.” Hayley said as she pointed at him. She picked up her shirt and tossed it in his direction. “I’m Hayley, that’s Adam. Thanks a million. I appreciate it.” Hayley batted her eyelashes as she pointed at herself then at Adam. Hayley turned and slammed her hand down on her table. “SHE’S A LESBO LIKE YOU.” She shouted at Harper then rolled her eyes. “Keep talking shit before I come over there and beat your fucking ass, I wasn’t even talking to you, why don’t you go somewhere else and finger pop your own pussy in public for attention!” Hayley ranted.
Artificer: "Mouse?" He asks a little puzzled. He catches the shirt and takes the soda from Adam. Then as Hayley turns on Harper Ben quickly turns and heads towards the bathroom to avoid the argument. He held the shirt over the sink slowly pouring the club soda over the stain. He stops and begins dabbing at it with a napkin and pours a bit more club soda over the stain as he cleans the shirt.
Alexithymiaa: "Hey hey, calm down." He held up his hands between the two girls, wishing he could be Ben right now and have an excuse to get away from them. "Why doesn't everyone just eat their food and ya'll don't have to talk to each other if you don't want to. How about that, okay?"-
Musik: "Whatevessss." -SHe asid through a mouth full of food. She took a sip of her rootbeer, taking another bite of her burger, turning her head to look at Adam.- "Do you want a bite?" -She said holding the burger out to him.-
Tsaaq: "Good! Because I don't want to!" She said quickly and put her phone on the table and cut into her piece of chocolate cake then groaned at the very sound of Harper's voice. "I'm gonna got help Ben clean my fucking shirt or some shit." Hayley grumbled and slid out of the booth, leaving Adam with Harper. She walked into the hall towards the bathroom, she didn't even knock. She just opened the door and stepped inside. “Need any help?” She asked Ben and pulled out her pack of cigarettes cause hey, since she was in the bathroom why not have a smoke?
Artificer: Ben jumped as Hayley burst into the bathroom. "Oh uh, well stains pretty much all gone see." He said holding up a wet but stain free shirt. He turned on the water and began rinsing the shirt out. He glanced over at her as she pulled out the cigarettes, stopping himself from saying anything about it. "So uh. you and that other girl are pretty close huh?" He attempted to joke as he turned the sink off, holding up the wet shirt making sure all the stains were gone
Alexithymiaa: -He watched Hayley walk off to the bathrooms, his eyes almost pleading for her to come back and not leave him alone with Harper. He slowly turned his head to look at the burger she held out to him, shaking. "No, thank you. I should have my..." He stopped himself when the waitress put his cup of coffee down in front of him. "Thank you."-
Musik: -She lowered her burger from his direction, she set it down on her plate, rubbing her hands against ehr pants.- "Look.." -She said before swollowing her food.- "I know I'm a bitch, but you don' thave to hate me just because Barney does. I'm really not that bad." -She said, picking up a few fries and popping them into her mouth.-
Musik: (You make bad jokes, Ben. Bad bad jokes.)
Tsaaq: "Well thanks anyways." She curled her lip as she glanced at her shirt. She shrugged and took it from him and let it hang on the sink so it could dry. "Yeah she's my best friend." Hayley retorted sarcastically and put her cig in her mouth before lighting it. "Can't you tell?" She continued in a monotone.
Artificer: "Well uh, remind me to not let us become friends then." He gave a half smile, kinda proud of himself for being able to have a decent conversation with another human, especially one with boobs. He attempted to not make it obvious the cigarette smoke was choking him as he leaned back against the sink. "Uh, soo." He trailed off trying to keep his winning streak up. "What are you going to school for?"
Tsaaq: ((Lmao boobs xD))
Alexithymiaa: "I never said I hated you." He reached over for his coffee cup, bringing it up to his lips to drink the dark liquid carefully. "I'd really appreciate if you didn't hall Hayley such mean nicknames though."-
Musik: "She calls me Chad! Like the ramen noodle lookin' fuck from Doublenickle or whatever that shit band is called. Like, really? Do I look like I have a penis between my legs?! I have tits!" -She rolled her eyes and grabbed her root beer, taking a sip of it.- "She's the one who started all this shit, I didn't. If she'd just apologize for being a fuck, we'd be fine." -She nodded.-
Tsaaq: ((HARPER WUT.))
Tsaaq: "Yeahhh." Hayley trailed off, looking around the bathroom. She took a short pull and blew the smoke from her mouth while leaning on the wall. "I'm a performing arts major. I like to sing and all that artistic shit." Hayley answered him with a slight shrug, waving around her hand with the cigarette in it. "What about you?"
Tsaaq: ((Ha, I just realized his hoodie is gonna smell like cigarettes, good job Hayley.))
Artificer: "English major." He replied as he pulled himself up onto the sink sitting on the end with his legs dangling off the end. He began to smirk looking over at her. "My mom would totally kill me if she walked into this bathroom right now."
Artificer: ((wow dick move Hayley XD))
Tsaaq: ((SHE DIDN'T REALIZE OKAY.))
Artificer: (("Oh thanks for letting me wear your hoodie while you clean my shirt for me, let me just cover it in cigarrette smoke as a thank you." ))
Artificer: +
Alexithymiaa: "It doesn't really matter who started what or who instigates what. It's always who's the bigger person to end the feud." He said very matter of factly, sipping his scalding hot coffee again. "I know ya'll both feel attacked by each other and maybe if you stopped going for the throat, you could be friends... maybe."-
Musik: -She crossed her arms over her chest, leaning back against the booth. She stared at her food as she blurted out without really thinking.- "If I stop being a dick to her and try to be her friend will you go on a date with me?"
Tsaaq: She raised an eyebrow at him. “She doesn’t like the idea of you hanging out in bathrooms with girls you don’t know?” Hayley asked then tapped the ash from the edge of her cigarette onto the floor like an ass. "Or cleaning the shirts of girls you don't know... Or letting a girl you don't know wear your hoodie. There's a lot of things she could be mad at in here." Hayley slowly brought the cigarette to her lips and brought the smoke into her lungs.
Artificer: He grinned again "Mhm, I mean, Im hanging out with a girl in a public bathroom who is smoking cigarettes and wearing my hoodie with no shirt underneath, not to mention the fact that I saw you shirtless before introductions." He chuckled "Thatd be one hell of a story to tell our kids." His eyes went wide realizing his weird was showing. "I didnt- Thats not what I meant. Just an odd way to meet someone is all." He said quickly wincing at his own words.
Tsaaq: ((AHAHAH))
Alexithymiaa: "I..." He started in, unsure of what the fuck to even say to this bitch right now. "You're..." When he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket, he frantically pulled it out, seeing his mother's name flash across the screen. "I HAVE TO TAKE THIS!" He yelled, much more loudly than he anticipated it to come out. He scrambled out of the booth, nearly running like a bat out of hell to the front of the diner to burst through the front doors.-
Musik: (I'm gonna pee)
Artificer: (hahaha these guys are smooth as fuck.)
Musik: "Oh.." -She frowned, pushing her food away because being turned down because of someones fucking mother was enough to make a bitch loose her appitite. She crossed her arms back over her chest, basicallyf ucking pouting because she hates men right now.-
Alexithymiaa: (Adam is my favorite ever. )
Tsaaq: Hayley's eyes slowly narrowed while he spoke, exhaling the smoke from her nostrils. "Our kids?" She repeated skeptically as she crossed her arms over her chest until he began to salvage his prior statements. "Well... I've always been a little odd. Don't tell anybody I told you that or I'll kick your ass." Hayley whispered, taking her final drag from the stog then going to one of the stalls and tossing the butt into the toilet. She walked back over to him with her lips pursed. "Have you not seen boobs in person before or something?" She asked in a monotone.
Artificer: (( I wish books were written how you guys roleplay.)
Alexithymiaa: (Me too.)
Tsaaq: ((Oh Adam, take one for the team.))
Artificer: ((books are seriously lacking the proper amount of fucks in their descriptions))
Alexithymiaa: (Should RP with Bryan.)
Alexithymiaa: (ANYWAY. IM OUT. NIGHT BITCHES)
Musik: (He's a baby. Don't do it.)
Tsaaq: ((Why so he'll punch him in the face and be all like "Well I'm Bryan and I'm mad hur hur." NIGHT.))
Alexithymiaa: (Basically. Night.)
Musik: (NIGHT)
Artificer: Ben's eyes went wide yet again. "Uh, of course I have." He replied fumbling over his words. "I have seen alot of boobs." He added a horribley fake laugh, as if to scoff at her question while he secretly began to panic as if some dangerous secret had been found out.
Artificer: (NIGHT)
Artificer: (oh...)
Artificer: (https://thingd-media-ec2.thefancy.com/default/537410019985984606_07c823f1819a.jpg I want a cat so i can give it armor)
Musik: -Harper shoved up from her seat, grabbing her burger to just take it with her as she walked up to the counter.- "Can I get a to-go up? Oh yeah, you're hilarious. Mocking me because he ditched. VERY FUCKING FUNNY, LISA!" -She shouted to her and snatched the cup from her, taking a large bite of her burger before picking up her cup, dumping the rootbeer into the paper cup.-
Tsaaq: She kept her brow raised at him. "Uh huh. A lot of boobs, okay." Hayley said skeptically as she nodded her head. Hayley unzipped his hoodie and pulled it off her body. "Here." She said, handing it to Ben. "Hey I know we just met and all that but do you want to help me make this one guy mad?"
Tsaaq: ((Kitty armor.))
Artificer: (yuss)
Musik: (oh my god Hayley.)
Tsaaq: ((AHAHAHAHAH))
Artificer: Ben took the hoodie, adverting his eyes once again, "Uh what? How?" He asked, not realizing at all what was happening. "Whatd he do? And you can keep the hoodie if you want, your shirt is still pretty wet." He said holding the hoodie in his hand offering it back to her as he tried with all his might to keep eye contact.
Musik: (Don't ask how, just say no. ALWAYS SAY NO.)
Tsaaq: ((LMAO SHUSH PEY HE DOESN'T KNOW YET XD))
Musik: -She yanked up her cup after putting the lid on it, chewing on her burger as she walked out to her jeep. Climbing in and driving away because she's depressed and now pissed because of Adam.-
Tsaaq: "He called me something really fucking mean and hurt my feelings so now I have to do something mean to hurt his fucking feelings." She answered him with a pout, she reached into her high waisted shorts pocket and took out her phone. Quickly she opened the camera app on it. "Thanks but just give me a sec. I don't need it yet." Hayley said as she put hoodie down near her shirt then went to reach behind her back and unsnapped her bra, tossing that aside as well. "Okay now kiss me. We don't have a lot of time."
Musik: (Ugh hayely. LOL. On that note I'm going to go to bed. NIGHT FUCKS ♥)
Artificer: ((lol night.))
Tsaaq: ((LMAO NIGHT!))
Tsaaq: ((And don't ugh!))
Musik: (UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Tsaaq: ((TONY WONT HELP))
Musik: (He HAS A REP TO PROTECT. HE'S AN AUTHOR. SHIT LIKE THAT WILL RUIN HIM OH MY GOD HAYLEY. okay for real, bed. night. XD)
Tsaaq: ((Lol! Niiiight :D))
Artificer: Ben's jaw dropped and his heart started beating through his chest. "Uh what? We dont even know eachother, and I-" He trailed off, seeing her juicy melons. He stared in silence for a couple quick second before he quickly looked away.
Tsaaq: Hayley furrowed her eyebrows at him. She rolled her brown eyes and scoffed. "Hey!" Hayley said to break his stare. "It's cold in here and I just said I have to do this fast okay? So come on, it doesn't even mean anything. They're just boobs." She took his hand and put it over one of her breasts. "See? And it's just kissing! People kiss all the time come on!"
Tsaaq: ((Sorry dying.))
Tsaaq: ((Of laughter))
Artificer: ((hahaha me too.))
Artificer: Ben pulled his hand away quickly, (after getting a decent handful of course) "Stop." Ben spoke up, finding his voice. He grabbed his hoodie and covered her with it. "Sorry. You are beautiful and I will fight this guy or whatever if you want" He said immediatly regretting, remembering hes never even been in a play fight. "But I am not going to kiss you if I dont have feelings for you." He said getting quiet again.
Tsaaq: ((LOL))
Artificer: ((this is fucking perfect))
Tsaaq: She started to pout because this is the second time Hayley's breasts didn't hypnotize a male into doing what she wanted. "Fine." She whined. Hayley locked her phone and put it back in it's place in her back pocket then went to put Ben's hoodie back on. "Fighting him won't mean anything, he's all the way back home... He's still a fucking asshole though."
Artificer: "Then he doesnt deserve you, but dont go around trying to make him jealous with any guy you meet. You seem like a really nice girl, and you are gorgeous." He continued, grabbing her shirt and holding it up for her. "Stop worrying about making him mad, and just do what makes you happy." He said with a smile as he stepped past her carefully heading out of the bathroom to his booth. He let out a deep breath, happy to breath air again, and even happier he got to his seat before anyone noticed his ummm excitement. He sat down seeing his cold fries and tea that he ordered. He grabbed them both and brought them to the front. "Can I get these heated up and put in a to-go box?" He stood at the counter drumming at it as he waited
Artificer: ((leave it to a virgin to be chalk full of relationship advice lol))
Tsaaq: ((Jesus lmao xD))
Tsaaq: ((RIGHT?))
Tsaaq: ((He's wise as fuck lmao.))
Artificer: ((hes like fucking zordon up in his giant glass tube))
Artificer: ((and i mean...he is an aspiring author, so he got the words and shit. Just too much of a bizznatch to speak them))
Tsaaq: The frown on Hayley's face had remained. She took the shirt and stuffed it in the hoodie pocket cause honestly she didn't have time to put that shit on, it was way too much work. She did the same with her bra and lingered in the bathroom, saying nothing as he left. Hayley sighed and finally went back out to her booth and saw Adam and Harper had left. "So uh... I guess I'll wash this at some point and give it back to you." Hayley said awkwardly and went to scarf down her chocolate cake so she could leave as soon as fucking possible.
Tsaaq: ((Well at least he didn't let Hayley boob-hypnotize him around lmao. Good choice.))
Artificer: He looked back at her with a smile. "Yeah, Im sure I will see you around. At least I hope so." He grabbed his togo box and headed back to his booth, grabbing his laptop and backpack. He began to head for the door before stopping at her booth one more time. "Just dont spill your milkshake on that one." He said with a grin before heading out of the cafe, walking back towards his apartment.
Tsaaq: "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Hayley laughed sarcastically then shrugged, letting out a real laugh once he was gone. She tossed a few bills on the table to cover the fuckin' buffet of food she had ordered while at the diner then went outside, getting on her bike and going back to talon hall.
Tsaaq: ((Wooo done.))