Tongs - [Nameless] [Goldie/Anon/development]

Full tags: Anonymous, Golden Corral, Squeak, character development, slightly silly

Inspiration:
I think the most developed characters we have so far are Hexferry, Virgo, Golden Corral, Flower Tart and Moon Dust

Response:
>GC
>Well developed
I bloody well wish. Lately, she's just been flanderized to the point of just being considered someone that's horny all the time, or always likes to make sexual jokes, or will always jump at the chance to tease someone.


...Storytime?
>Oh god why
>Squeak just rushed by and stole your pants
>How she managed that, you're still uncertain
>Your mind reels at the thought of what could possibly come next
>Of all the days to go out to the Cafe with Golden Corral, it had to be the one that you lose your pants to a hyperactive ball of dust
>One minute, you were just standing there at the table, chatting with the yellow mare
>The next, you're in your heart-spotted undergarments
>It also doesn't really help the fact that you're at full mast right now
>Neither does the fact that you're in a VERY public situation right now
>Nobody's really looking at you now, but once GC gets the ball rolling, it'll be all downhill from here
>Fuck
>This is the end
>Corral, damn her, you just know she's going to tease you in the worst possible way
>But how?
>Will she incorporate her tongue in her belittlement of you?
>Will she speak in a deep, huskier voice than usual, making innuendos at you?
>Will she make fun of your choice of underwear
>You don't know

>You look up at Golden, a grimace starting to form
>Maybe she'll go easy on you
>From what you've heard of her from stories, she probably won't
>Fuck
>She stares at you from across the table, eyes wide, probably trying to discern what the fuck just happened
>You wait
>You wait for the end of your social life
>...
>......
>You check your watch
>Two minutes since you last checked it
>.........
>Nothing happened?
>No teasing?
>No innuendos?
>No brutally murdered social standings?
>What the fuck?

"Aren't you going to, uh, make fun of me or something, GC?"
>The mare blinks
>"What?"
"Well, I thought..."
>A confused look falls over the supposedly infamously lewd pony's face
>"Well, I can't say you have the best taste in underwear, but it's cool. I know how you feel about that sort of thing."
>"Being naked in public, I mean. I wouldn't tease you about something like that."
>...
"What? You're not going to tease me in some sort of, y'know, lewd way?"
>"Why would I do that?"
"I'm half naked in public with a boner."
>"Why, thank you, Captain Obvious."
"...But you're really not going to tease me?"
>"Anon. Please. It's as if you think of me as nothing more than, I dunno, some sort of sexual machine. I'm not ALWAYS in the mood for that sort of thing, you know."
"O-oh."
"Come on, man."
>You sit awkwardly there for a few seconds, guilty that you just assumed she's always that way
>...
>......
>"Look, I'll buy you a smoothie, alright? Don't draw too much attention to yourself while I'm gone. We're gonna have a talk about this..."